Chapter 68: I'm going to rob
Lingchuan turned around and walked a few steps, suddenly turned around, and said to Li Wenyan, "Or I'll wait for you~"
Li Wenyan raised her head, and a smile gradually appeared on her cheeks, "Okay!" The sun shone on her face, and the smile looked very bright.
Now it is the weather in May, and the sun is a little strong, so Lingchuan walked into the Bank of China on the side to avoid the sun.
The bank is spacious and bright, and there is a cold wind, and the staff will not rush people out when they sit in it.
Although Lingchuan wore his best clothes, compared to the people who came and went in the bank, the local atmosphere seemed very strong. However, he didn't care about the sideways eyes of others, and sat by himself, looking out the window.
He was a person who was able to travel to the cultivation continent and experienced the resurrection of the dead. These experiences, no matter how bright the clothes of the people who come and go, they can't even think about it.
On the street, Li Wenyan had already put on Mickey Mouse's clothes and continued to distribute leaflets.
"Well, inside that thick clothes, it must be hot. Life is really difficult, now that she is starting a part-time job, I don't know what she is going to buy?" Lingchuan looked out the window and couldn't help but shake his head.
"Whew~"
Lingchuan took a deep breath and narrowed his eyes slightly. There was so much going on today that he needed to calm down.
"Now the police should be in the alley, the body should be taken away, right? I wonder if the killers will know that I'm still alive...... They wouldn't believe I was alive, would they?"
"Even if they find out that my body is not there and guess that I am still alive, what if my family is so remote anyway, it is unlikely that they will find me. ”
"When I teach more martial arts, who will find whom at that time?"
In Lingchuan's mind, he kept making various plans.
"Sir, please line up!"
"Why line up, I don't line up, get out of the way. ”
At this moment, Lingchuan heard a commotion and opened his eyes.
I saw that in front of a counter in the bank hall, there were more than a dozen people standing in line waiting to do business.
A middle-aged man with a scruffy beard, a strong body, and somewhat shabby clothes wanted to insert himself to the front of the line, but was stopped by a staff member dressed as a security guard.
"How can you cut the queue when so many people are waiting in line to do business?"
"It's just, it's so unqualified......"
"What are you doing? You can control it! They row theirs, I plug mine, who makes my affairs more urgent than them!"
The others in the hall scoffed and cursed in whispers.
Queue cutting often happens, and Lingchuan closed his eyes again and stopped paying attention. However, he suddenly laughed, because he remembered a funny thing about cutting in line.
There are only two windows for selling rice in Xiushui Middle School, and every time class is out at noon, hundreds of students line up, and in order to eat early, Lingchuan often cuts the line.
One day, he ran to the window of the food seller and found that there was a gap of more than a meter long between the first person at the front of the line and the second person.
If Lingchuan wanted to cut the queue before, he would have to squeeze into the team desperately, but this time it was so good that it left a lot of space.
And if you cut the line, you will be directly in the second place in the team, how good it is.
"Such a good team, why don't you intervene!"
Lingchuan shouted, and rushed to the position of the gap with an arrow.
But before he could stand firm, suddenly a tall figure flashed from the other side of the group and kicked him down.
"What a good team, go up to the back and line up for me!"
At this time, Lingchuan saw clearly that the person who kicked him was Teacher Zhao, who taught physical education in the third grade of junior high school, and he usually grasped the discipline of the school.
Amid the laughter of hundreds of students, Lingchuan hung his head and walked to the end of the line.
Later, he learned that it was because the school was afraid of crowding during the meal, so he deliberately left a gap in front of the line.
"I've really done a lot of foolish things...... "Lingchuan couldn't help but wonder.
"What business are you going to do?"
In the bank lobby, the security guard asked.
"I'm robbing!"
"Heh! robbery, you have to queue up for robbery!" the security guard shouted at the other party with disdainful glances. He felt that the other party, a person dressed like Hanako, had the courage to rob.
"I won't line up, I'm going to cut the line!" the scruffy middle-aged man with a scruffy beard got up with the security guard.
"If you disrupt the order again, I'll call the police. ”
"Call the police, what's the big deal about calling the police? I just have to line up!"
I thought that the sloppy middle-aged man could say a few words, but I didn't expect that in the end, he obediently stood at the end of the line.
The security guard glanced at the middle-aged man with a proud expression.
The other people in line couldn't help but laugh when they saw the middle-aged man showing his cowardice.
"I'll go, this person is sick, right?" Lingchuan looked at the sloppy middle-aged man, and for a moment felt that his expression, words and deeds were a bit similar to the patients in the Xiushui Township Mental Hospital.
After waiting for more than an hour, it was finally Uncle Sloppy's turn to handle business.
"Sir, what business do you want to handle?" At the counter, the female employee in charge of reception was very polite.
"Hahaha~ It's finally my turn!" The sloppy uncle ignored the saleswoman's words and suddenly burst out laughing.
"What's the matter, you're sick?"
An aunt in the back was startled by the sudden laughter and scolded with disdain.
"Sir, what business do you want to handle?" the saleswoman asked patiently again.
"I'm going to rob!" shouted the sloppy uncle.
"You're still robbing like this?" the aunt in the back muttered quietly, saying that she didn't believe it, but she still took a cautious step back.
"Sir, please don't be joking, if you don't have anything to do, please let the people behind you handle it first. ”
"I said I had something to do, and I was going to rob. The sloppy uncle shouted at the top of his voice, completely ignoring the quiet environment in the hall.
"We only handle formal business here....... the female receptionist saw that the other party's spirit seemed to be a little abnormal, but she still patiently guided.
"What kind of regular business, is it not formal if I rob it?"
"You're endless, aren't you?"
The security guard walked over and pressed him on the sloppy uncle's shoulder, pulling him out.
"I still have to do business, I want to rob!"
The sloppy uncle had a lot of strength, raised his hand to push the security guard, and took out a half-meter-long, iron-pipe-like thing from his arms.
"Bang!"
Immediately after, there was a deafening noise.
I saw that there was a blood hole in the security guard's chest, blood gushed out, and his body trembled a few times, and then there was no movement.
The sloppy uncle actually took a shotgun and killed the security guard in full view of everyone!
"Ah~"
"Murdered!"
"Help!"
For a moment, the whole hall was in chaos.
"What the fuck happened today!
Lingchuan cursed in his heart, hurriedly got up from his seat, and ran towards the door of the bank.
In the blink of an eye, the gate of the bank was crowded with people, and Lingchuan couldn't get out at all.
"Bang!"
Immediately afterward, another deafening gunshot rang out.
"Run, run, run, run, run, run ”
The sloppy uncle shouted.
The scurrying people hurriedly stopped and lay down.
Then, the sloppy uncle held a gun and drove the people crowded at the door back to the hall, including Lingchuan.
"Which fairy did I offend when I went out today......
"I'll fight my robbery, you do your business, what a mess!"
"That aunt, aren't you behind me? What are you doing standing so far away, quickly line up for me!" the sloppy uncle pointed a gun at the aunt just now.
The aunt had no choice, so she leaned forward tremblingly.
"Hey, where's the saleswoman?"
As soon as she heard the sound, the saleswoman was already frightened and fell to the ground.
"What are you doing on the ground? It's my turn, don't you know how to receive me?" the sloppy uncle put his gun into the counter and pointed it at the saleswoman.
The saleswoman trembled and took up, "Yes, yes, sir, hello!"
"Hello, I'm going to handle the robbery ......."