Chapter 30: A Strange Cousin's Blind Date
I have a superb cousin of my aunt's family, a straight man with advanced cancer, and I want to find a girl who has never been in love to spend my life with, but these years, a girl who has never been in love and is willing to spend the rest of her life with a strange man like him is probably more difficult to find than dinosaur eggs.
This is probably related to his family conditions, he is one of the rare rich second generations in Xianji Town, and his unique vision can be regarded as pampered since childhood.
The sky does not fulfill people's wishes, even if the heart is higher than the sky, but the fate is not followed, and in the end you can only end up going home on a blind date.
Although Xianji Town is poor, it is also a relatively wealthy village in several nearby villages, and the village is the same as people, and it is also afraid of comparison, people have to die than people, and villages are more pitiful than villages.
What's more, my uncle is a tyrant in Xianji Town, monopolizing the entire village, the right to stack and dispose of organic fertilizer made by all original ecological organisms, hundreds of households in Xianji Town, who can not do without him for fertilization, in this era of pollution-free green environmental protection, ruling the manure factory can dominate one side.
As one of the first 10,000 yuan households in the village to get rich, my uncle's family is very proud, whether it is the interpersonal network or the use of wrist power, they are very good.
The cousin who grew up in such a greenhouse environment, such a child who thrived under the ivory tower, is very conceited in his heart, there is basically no one else in his eyes, he walks in the sky every day, and he can't see his wallet under his feet.
It seems that he has become a hero in martial arts novels, and he has truly reached the realm of being alone in the world and being the only one.
However, the greater the expectations, the greater the disappointment, and the local tyrant family also has worries, the most worrying of which is that my cousin has not been able to fulfill my uncle's wish to hold his grandson.
No, one day, after a full meal, my uncle and cousin chatted.
"Smash, what do you want to find, you tell your father, our family conditions are not allowed, but with a radius of 20 miles from our Xianji Town, you can pick whatever you want, what do you want!"
But I have the impression that the 20-mile radius of Xianji Town is all farmland.
"Dad, then I can say, in fact, my requirements are not high, just find one, but in order to ensure the excellence of our postscript children and grandchildren, I mention a little bit of not too much conditions, to be more than 170 pounds, weigh more than 100 pounds, convex and backward, thin legs, thin waist and white face, gentle temperament, decent and generous image, have never engaged in objects, high family conditions, and different personalities, just such a little requirement, I am also for the sake of the next generation of our family. It can't affect the good genes in the future. My cousin put together his little request as if he were reciting lines.
I think in the eyes of his grandfather, picking a daughter-in-law and picking a stallion is like picking a stallion, this small condition is indeed much less than Wang Sicong's requirements for choosing a mate, saying so much nonsense, this kid still wants to find a beautiful one.
Of course he's my cousin, and it's a bit inappropriate for me to think so.
"Okay,, just this Saturday, I'll arrange a beautiful little girl for you, and I'm different from the other to ensure that you're satisfied. My uncle immediately agreed, and he did not hesitate.
On Saturday, my cousin drove his open-top supercar tricycle and ran at 30 mph on the road to meet the woman.
This restaurant is of a very high grade, with a unique overlapping glass hanging chandelier, a Gothic-style sliding door box, rigorous and elegant decoration, a fresh and refined dining table, rows of chairs extending to the depths of the corridor, forming a unique landscape, the cups are crystal clear, so that people have an appetite before eating, and then look at the service desk, the boss personally stands in front of the service desk to greet the guests, the guest is at home to the fullest, moved, only to suddenly find that a pirated tiger descending the mountain picture appeared on the wall-hung wall above the restaurant。
The restaurant as a whole is clean and hygienic, with a solemn layout and a grand layout.
This is the most famous convenient dumpling restaurant in the village of Xianji Town.
For this long-awaited moment, my cousin deliberately dressed up, it was long overdue, as soon as the two met, my cousin was stupid, this beauty is really different. From behind, she was taller than my cousin, with short black hair, broad shoulders, and a very charming back.
Looking at the front, my cousin won't even walk.
This girl, the green tendons on her head are bulging, she looks strong, her dark skin is translucent by the muscles inside, she is more gentlemanly than a man without a beard, she looks like Zhang Fei from a distance, she looks like Li Kui up close, the dimples on her face are stuffed with two pits, she doesn't speak or laugh, and when she laughs, she reveals two huge yellow teeth, which is exactly the same as Zhong Kui in A Chinese Ghost Story.
My cousin was sweating coldly behind his back, as if he had hit a ghost, if this guy got it back to be a pet, it would be okay, but he would have to marry and live in his home, how much courage it would take.
It is said that there is a big gap in the aesthetics of the next generation, but this is too big a gap with what my uncle promised to my cousin. Who wants to take a walk with this girl if you don't want to practice your guts, this is a pure natural multi-dimensional three-dimensional horror film.
The two looked at each other for five minutes, but no one spoke, and the girl was more supportive of the scene, breaking the embarrassing deadlock.
"Why are you so annoying, staring at people, you haven't seen a beautiful woman? Besides, why did you come so late? I've been waiting for you for a long time, I hate slow men the most!"
Although this girl is porcelain and honest, she speaks honestly, but her behavior is a lady's image, her eyes and eyebrows are all kinds of styles, and a pair of big eyes send Qiu Bo to stare at my cousin and wink, and my cousin's heart is beating when she sees it.
"I don't think we're a good fit. "My cousin's words negate the whole thing.
My cousin was also resolute in his work, quickly got up to settle the bill, and drove home in his open-top tricycle, leaving the beautiful girl wandering alone in the dumpling restaurant.
My cousin did this righteous and awe-inspiring, if this girl really wanted to beat him, who could stop him, but my cousin retreated, and he had to be admired.
The first blind date ended in failure so unhappily.
Since then, my uncle has arranged blind dates for him, and my cousin has been hit again and again.
The lord and the guest come to work, and the people are ugly and strange.
In fact, my cousin's appearance is just an ordinary person, and it is not easy to find a beautiful one, and it is not easy to pay attention to the blind date, and the appearance is best to be the right person, and he is ugly or ugly, and he can't find the other half.
But the blind date still has to be related, after all, you can't break the incense of your cousin's house.
With many years of experience in being chased, I also told my cousin that the experience of engaging in objects made him learn to be shameless first, not to be restrained when meeting, to take the initiative when a big man is a big man, and not to always talk about the girl's own affairs, otherwise the girl will be defensive about him, talk more about the surroundings, nearby, even if it is just talking about the front of him.
Sure enough, my uncle was so strong that he really found him an employee of a state-owned enterprise, the daughter of the head of the state-owned enterprise, and this daughter was also the one who picked the master, and after the matchmaker's hard pleading, he reluctantly agreed to meet my cousin.
However, this girl is indeed a little stumbling, maybe the more a girl from a local tyrant's family, the uglier she looks, or it may be that the aesthetics are different in different years.
"How old is your child?" my cousin got my true biography, and he was really very active, and the first thing he said after meeting was to ask like this, and it was indeed not understandable for normal people to find a draw-type greeting like this.
But it's understandable to look at the girl's appearance, and it's more to the girl's good temper.
"Never had a baby. The girl replied softly, and her eyes did not look at my cousin but put her ear to my cousin's mouth, as if she was listening, but as if she couldn't hear at all.
My cousin's mentality collapsed instantly.
"Where did you go to school? "My cousin's tone is stiff, and there is a mentality in it that he will not break or die.
"I'm not a shoemaker, so I've never put on shoes. The girl smiled coquettishly, it seems that the girl of this multinational company has a good impression of my cousin, and the corners of her eyes and wrinkles on her face are smiling like a blooming chrysanthemum.
What is this!
This girl not only looks old, but even her hearing is premature, even if the multinational company is under pressure, it is not that these 24 can't look like 42, this hearing is estimated to be 72.
"You, you're old. My cousin finally couldn't help but ask what was in his heart.
"When we first met, I asked the age of the people, how can I say the age of the girl casually, and tell you that I am a pig. The girl replied shyly.
Chinese culture is broad and profound, and there is a pig in 12 years, and I don't know which pig she is.
The blind date ended here, and the matchmaker was happy after returning home, and the woman said that she was very satisfied, and she would be able to get married this year, and promised my uncle that she would be able to hold her grandson before the year.
This efficiency can only be achieved by the family of Xianji Town.
But my cousin cried and cried, I don't agree, this girl looks a little beyond ordinary people to think about it, I have seen the photos, the girl's face is exceptionally advanced, except for the wrinkles on the face are angular, the flat photo can actually see the naked-eye 3D effect.
If you marry home, you will definitely do good deeds and accumulate virtue.
The twisted melon is not sweet, my cousin fought to the death, and the relationship ended in fruitlessness and failure.
My cousin never went on a blind date, but he remained single, and over time, he stopped going on blind dates and joined another mysterious organization in the village.
There is such a group of young people in Xianji Town, they have reached the age of marriage, but they have no partner, they are not handsome enough, and they are not of bad character, but they really can't find a daughter-in-law.
They are best friends and at the same time the most real competitors.
They haunt the streets and alleys of the village every day, in groups, laughing at each other and hitting each other, but they have to help each other and move forward together after failing on blind dates again and again.
After a long time, no one cared about their character all along, let alone their former virtues, but gave them a loud and vivid name, Single.
There is no way for others to be single, my cousin is single, purely by himself, no matter what, I wish them to find a happy other half as soon as possible, although, maybe tomorrow will be more unlucky.