Chapter 244: Interlude-2
Where the hell is Heimei? She's going to give us trouble!
I didn't expect that we would stop our cultivation in the Mindless Dream River in advance. Although there are external reasons, there are actually internal reasons, that is, because of the stupid thing that Huang Ran did, it is impossible for us to stay in the world of no dreams. If we continue to stay there, it is estimated that we will also be affected by that stupid person of Huang Paoran, rather than facing a team that is much stronger than our team, it is better to withdraw as soon as possible, which is called smearing oil under the ass and walking away.
However, we were driving a Great Wall off-road vehicle along Chashan Avenue, a main north-south road in Chashan City. I sat in the driver's seat, Fu Ying sat in the co-pilot's seat, and farmers and others sat in the back seat.
I wore a pair of brown sunglasses, a black T-shirt, a wolf head tattooed on my left arm (a painted prop, but I didn't go out of my way to get a tattoo), and I was leisurely at the helm, dressed as a standard bodyguard and driver. Fu Ying, who sat next to me, was dressed like a female boss: wearing a black bun, wearing a cloud-white high-waisted suit, a short cheongsam decorated with strings of sparkling pearls, and a black silk with crocodile leather boots pulled up to her knees. The peasants and old gods in the back row are indeed Taoist priests: wearing Taoist robes, carrying talisman paper and compass in their arms, and the old god even wears a square hat. As for Huang Ranran, he is still the old virtue, both obscene and sloppy, and likes to tell some jokes that are out of place.
The most intolerable thing is that he still loves to let out stinky farts, and when he releases, it will be a long list! The old god is so angry that he wants him to endure it and not let it go. The farmer smiled and said, "Let him go, don't bear it, if you endure it, the consequences will be more serious." ”
The old god was puzzled: "What will be the consequences?"
The peasant asked rhetorically, "Would you rather listen to his bits and pieces of loud but not smelly little farts, or would you rather smell his loud and smelly big farts?"
The old god was speechless: "There is no choice between this!"
I didn't have time to listen to their nonsense, so while driving the car evenly, I asked Fu Ying, "Did you detect it?"
Fu Ying's beautiful eyes stared intently at the detection screen in front of her, and suddenly raised her eyebrows and said, "Turn left at the second intersection in front, and then turn into this small alley, this is it." ”
A few minutes later, we have appeared at the location where the signal was detected, it is a villa built in the 80s of the last century, it looks a little old, but it still does not lose a foreign atmosphere, it is estimated that it was built by those generous returned overseas Chinese in the last century, and the owner of the house must also be a celebrity, not the same as the current mob.
So we didn't dare to make a mistake, because offending the owner of the house was not a fun thing.
"Kosi, what are we going to do?" asked the farmer.
At this time, we were all still sitting in the car, and the curtains were drawn, and the people outside the car could not see what was going on inside the car.
"Investigate the situation of the owner of the house first, and find out the details before acting. "My eyes were on the house number of the villa. The house number only reads "No. 352 Chaxiang Road" with a few simple Chinese characters and numbers, and nothing else. However, there is still a one-foot-square plaque nailed to the gate, with two dark red words "Plum Garden" written on it.
It seems that "Plum Garden" is the name of this villa. I know that all the more elegant people prefer to give their homes a bookish name, for example, this owner likes plum blossoms, so he named his house "Plum Garden". Of course, it is also possible that there may be a lot of plum blossoms in this villa, and it is only natural that it is called "Plum Garden".
Fu Ying didn't speak, just quickly looked up something on her handheld computer. After a while, she looked up, looked at me and said, " The owner of the plum garden is called Wang Erfu, fifty-seven years old, is the chairman of Dongcheng Xingwang Industrial Company, Dongcheng Xingwang Industrial Company is one of the largest private enterprises in Chashan City, in the country and even overseas has a share of branches and joint venture partners, assets are estimated to reach billions of yuan, but Wolf's life is very simple, there seems to be only this property under the door, and currently settled here, his wife Zhang Dongmei is more than 30 years younger than him, and currently lives with him, Zhang Dongmei is his third wife, his first wife is said to have died in a car accident, and the second wife seems to have divorced him because she could not have children。 He only married Zhang Dongmei two years ago, and Zhang Dongmei is said to have been only twenty-four years old when she married him. ”
"Wow, this is a typical old husband with a young wife!" Huang Ranran interjected.
"Rich people are like that, but it's people's freedom, and it doesn't seem to be a topic of discussion. The farmer frowned.
"Then did this Zhang Dongmei give birth to a child for this Chairman Wang?" asked the old god.
"I'm 10 months pregnant, and it's past my due date, but I haven't given birth yet. Fu Ying replied.
"Then what is the reason for this?" Huang asked.
"That's why we're here. Fu Ying said.
"Ah, what does it matter to us that Mrs. Wang gives birth?" Huang ran and scratched his ears and cheeks.
"Of course, it's our business, and I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to be a 'midwife'. The farmer laughed.
"I don't know how to deliver babies, and I'm not a 'mother-in-law'!" Huang Ran said in horror.
"Huang Paoran, you may really need to 'deliver the baby'. I also turned my head to look at Huang Paoran, and said with a smile.
"Kosi, don't scare me, I really can't help but be scared. Huang Ran ran and laughed. He thought I was joking with him.
"Brother Yang, can we start?" Fu Ying said, looking at me.
I nodded and said, "Yes." Then I looked at the peasants and the others, "It's time for you to make a show, give me a good show, don't smash the scene." Especially Huang Ranran, you must play your role well. ”
Huang Ran wondered, "What kind of character am I?"
"Harlequin, of course. The farmer laughed.
"Alas, I know, ugly people are harlequins, so I'll go and get a plastic surgery and become a beautiful man, can I play a beautiful role?" Huang Ran said shaking his granite head.
"The difference between ugliness and beauty is not whether you are ugly or beautiful, but what kind of virtue you are. What kind of virtue you have determines what kind of role you play. For example, you often have insufficient successes and failures, and you are so happy and self-righteous that you are also destined to be a clown-like character. The old god gave Huang Ran a lesson seriously.
"Okay, Huang Ranran, 'Harlequin' doesn't necessarily have to be ugly to play, and 'Harlequin' is only a role in 'Sheng, Dan, Clean, End, and Ugly', and it has nothing to do with being ugly and beautiful, you just play your role well, don't have any other ideas. I hurriedly smiled and explained to Huang Ranran.
Huang ran and shook the granite head, and nodded as if he didn't understand.
I know he definitely didn't understand, and I don't need him to understand it now, I just need him to play his "role" well.
The farmer, the old god and Huang ran ran out of the car and walked towards the "plum garden" across the road.
We watched as they rang the doorbell and waited at the door for a while before a man dressed in black opened the door and welcomed them in.
The farmers and others are equipped with sensors, so we can clearly hear the farmers talking to the people in the villa, and we can also see the situation inside the villa through a very discreet small camera.
The size of the villa is obviously larger than we thought, and it is also very complex, it seems to have a vestibule and a backyard, and the main building of the villa is a small four-storey Spanish coast-style bungalow in the middle of the vestibule and backyard.
There didn't seem to be many people in the villa, only a middle-aged man who looked like a secretary and a person who looked like a bodyguard in black, an old lady, a lady in her thirties, and two women in nurses' clothes.
Fu Ying had already called up the information of these people, the person who looked like a secretary was called Qin Sheng, and he was indeed the life secretary of Wang Erfu, the old lady was Wang Erfu's mother, Mrs. Liu, the lady in her thirties was called Wang Erlian, who was Wang Erfu's sister, and the person in black clothes was indeed Wang Erfu's bodyguard and driver, called Li Wei, and the other two women in nurse clothes were invited by Wang Erfu to come to his home to take care of Zhang Dongmei.
Zhang Dongmei has not given birth after the due date, Wang Erfu is very anxious, according to his meaning, Zhang Dongmei should be sent to the hospital for a caesarean section, but Mrs. Liu resolutely objected, saying that it must be born naturally, only then will the child born be smart. Chairman Wolff couldn't resist his mother's will, so he could only wait for his wife to give birth naturally.
But the left and right still can't wait for the wife to give birth, the superstitious Husband then went to ask God to worship the Buddha, as a result of a certain "god" gave him a confession, the proverb said that his wife may have collided with the "Tai Sui" when she was pregnant, resulting in an improper fetal position, and there is an evil god to "fight" with the god, and now it is a stalemate, and it needs to be resolved by a water 6 dojo. However, if you make a water 6 dojo, it will cost at least a million.
Wildf is a businessman, and it is their instinct to feel sorry for money, and this cannot be blamed on them for being conservative or stingy, after all, their money is also accumulated from business to business, and in the cliché phrase, it is their "blood capital"! Therefore, Wildf is naturally reluctant to give this money. However, his wife could not give birth, and he was restless all day, so he sent a recruitment notice to the society, recruiting people who could deliver his wife (the people in the hospital only agreed to give his wife a caesarean section, after all, the risk of natural childbirth is too great, and the hospital can't do this, so the major hospitals are not in his consideration) and his recruitment notice has naturally become a stepping stone for us, but we can't show up yet, so we can only let farmers stand in the front