Chapter 12: Where's the Oil?
When I think of the waiter here, my heart trembles.
remembered Zhang Xiaoxian's sentence just now: What do you mean, she was at a loss for a while.
Cautiously walked over, stood in front of Zhang Xiaoxian, and said softly: "Sir, I'm really embarrassed, may I ask, what's wrong?"
She really didn't know what was going on, and she didn't do anything to offend him, did she?
He asked for engine oil, and he went to find it himself.
As a result, the oil was given to the other party, and the other party came with a sentence of what do you mean.
Zhang Xiaoxian cocked Erlang's legs, looked at the waiter, pointed his finger at the two barrels of engine oil, and said, "What's wrong?
"See?" the waiter was stunned for a moment, and as far as his eyes touched, the two barrels of engine oil had not changed much, and they had not been opened.
"Pick it up. Zhang Xiaoxian glanced at it calmly and said, his arrogant posture was revealed from the inside out of his body, and the waiter hurriedly picked it up.
"This.... This... How... How could this be?" the waiter opened his mouth in disbelief, looking like he had seen a ghost.
Her body couldn't help but retreat, and she felt the sweat behind her keep soaking up.
"Sir, this... Where's this engine oil?" the waiter looked at Zhang Xiaoxian and asked, but in the next second, beads of sweat the size of beans flowed down her forehead, and she regretted saying this sentence with 100,000 regrets.
"You ask me, I ask you. I'll let you get me two barrels of oil, and you get me two empty bottles to fool me. ”
Zhang Xiao stood up and shouted angrily, whether you are a man or a woman, you are clearly bullying me.
Why, if I don't wear brand-name clothes, I'm just a poor bastard!
"I... I... I... What I gave you is full. "The waiter was tempted to explain, but the more he explained, the more frightened he became.
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxian was also angry, and said with a smile: "No, I said beauty, do you mean that I ate this engine oil or what? Besides, even if I eat it, this bottle has to be opened! This Nima is still intact and unopened." ”
Zhang Xiaoxian picked up the oil bottle, pointed to the lid, and unscrewed the lid open, the plastic film inside still existed, which meant that it was really not opened.
"This.... This...."
The waiter's eyes were black, and he found that he must have seen a ghost today, when he took it just now, it was still very heavy, these two barrels were two catties, how could they disappear in a blink of an eye, and they had not been opened.
"I'm sorry, sir, I'll go get it for you again. The waiter took a deep breath, knowing that he couldn't make Zhang Xiaoxian angry anymore, after all, this was a person who didn't even dare to speak to Luo Dashao.
"Hurry up, hurry up. Zhang Xiaoxian waved his hand impatiently, sat on the sofa again, crossed Erlang's legs, and touched the watch on his left hand without a trace.
I really didn't react at first.
But if you think about it carefully, how can Zhang Xiaoxian not know where this engine oil went.
Must have been eaten by this little bitch.
The point is, I still want to see how the other party eats, and the engine oil is gone.
If it's gone, it's gone, you are so gobbling it up, don't you care about it?
You can at least wait until I buy it!
I haven't paid the money yet.
Forget it, it's just one or two hundred dollars, and I don't bother to talk to you.
A smile tugged at the corner of Zhang Xiaoxian's mouth.
I couldn't help but ask, "Little bitch, how is it, have you eaten enough?"
"Eat, Zhang Xiaoxian, are you kidding me? I've been waiting for your engine oil, and you won't bring it to me." “
Come on, the little bitch still doesn't admit it.
Zhang Xiaoxian was depressed for a while, smiled, stretched out his hand and couldn't help rubbing his watch.
"It's itchy again, isn't it? Zhang Xiaoxian asked in his heart, and the little bitch roared angrily, and quickly shouted for mercy.
Zhang Xiaoxian nodded, and didn't forget to tell him not to do this next time, what if he frightened the little girl?
Luo Haotian, who had been staring at Zhang Xiaoxian next to him, had a pair of eyes that were getting brighter and brighter, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but when he saw Zhang Xiaoxian kneading the watch in his left hand vigorously, he even had a wicked smile.
His inner evaluation of Zhang Xiaoxian is described in two words.
Perverted, sadistic watchman!
Zhang Xiaoxian seemed to feel Luo Haotian's somewhat arrogant eyes, raised his eyes, looked at Luo Haotian and said coldly: "Where are your little eyes?
Luo Haotian snorted coldly, and directly turned around and ignored Zhang Xiaoxian.
See how long you can be arrogant, if you really have any backstage, that's it for today.
If.... Why are you pretending to be forced in front of me, hehehe, I'll let you come in sideways and go out vertically today.
Luo Haotian's thoughts in his heart Zhang Xiaoxian naturally didn't know, he crossed Erlang's legs and waited for the second service of the beautiful waiter.
Soon, the waiter brought two buckets again, this time the waiter's eyes were sharp, and before he gave Zhang Xiaoxian a treat, he spoke first: "Sir, you feel it, these two barrels are full." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxian frowned slightly, but didn't say anything. After taking it, he nodded and said, "Well, these two barrels are full, huh?"
As soon as Zhang Xiaoxian said this, he was stunned.
Nima: Why is it so lightweight?
Stinky bitch, you're looking for death!
I just said that I didn't mess around, why did I come again.
Hearing Zhang Xiaoxian's hum, the waiter was stunned and couldn't help asking, "Sir, what's wrong?"
Zhang Xiaoxian's embarrassment!
You said that what you just said was full, but now it is empty again.
Who believes?
Ghost letters.
Nima, he's sure the waiter will say hell.
"Well, it's okay, it's okay. Zhang Xiaoxian waved his hand and said, but forgot the two empty barrels and bottles in his hand.
Well?
The waiter's eyes froze, why did he look at you just now and hold it very heavy, why did he feel that you were holding it very easily.
Have you become more powerful?
The waiter naturally didn't ask this question, but the next second she was so frightened that she stepped back directly, just because Zhang Xiaoxian put the two barrels of engine oil on the ground.
But poured.
Poured!
Nima, that's two full barrels of engine oil!
If you put it down so slowly, how can it be poured, unless it is empty.
Empty, why is this empty again?
Zhang Xiaoxian was also MMP for a while, and he didn't know what to do for a while, so he could only keep rubbing his watch, and shouted indignantly in his heart: "Stinky bitch, see if I don't fix you well today, don't worry, I will never kill you, I will slowly knead you." ”
"Zhang Xiaoxian, you let go of me, you... You... Don't touch my ass. The watch wailed, and kept shouting: "I didn't eat just didn't eat, you see my stomach is still shriveled, hiccup!
"You're so damn you didn't eat, you hiccuped, you told me you didn't eat, stinking bitch. Zhang Xiaoxian's heart collapsed.
Nima's, how to eat the oil for the watch He didn't see, but the oil is gone, that's a fact.
How do you explain this special meow?
Depressed and depressed, the kneading of the watch in his hand naturally did not stop, but he said with some embarrassment: "That, beauty.....! It seems like... These two barrels of oil are also empty!"