"Bosom friend, your sister's bosom friend, don't mess around, you have this leisure and elegance, don't you want to think about how to help me?"

"Help, why help?"

"Why? You don't know who the host is, okay! Don't help me, when I get out, I'll take you to the watch repair yard, dismantle you, turn you into all kinds of parts, and throw you all over the country, hum. ”

"Hey, you can't be so ruthless. ”

"Ruthless, I'm afraid you don't know how ruthless I am, don't you want engine oil, okay, help me level the woman in front of me first. ”

"You...."The hateful voice of the watch sounded in Zhang Xiaoxian's ears, and then he said with some sighs: "You are a slut." ”

"Who are you scolding sluts? You TM repeat....."

"I scolded the woman. The watch said disdainfully and helplessly.

Zhang Xiaoxian nodded at this time, and said in his mind, after the profound communication with the system just now, he understood that it was actually completely okay to speak with his head.

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for successfully triggering the growth task: pretend to be a match first. ”

"Ding Dong! Mission requirements: within five minutes, pretend to be forced once, successfully pretend to be forced, reward: recovery from injuries, and a set of escape room methods are included. “

"Stinky bitch, what do you mean. Zhang Xiaoxian was confused, and he didn't understand what the situation was for a long time.

Before the watch could answer, the woman looked at Zhang Xiaoxian but said, "Zhang Xiaoxian, you really don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin!"

"Do you want me to cry, you said earlier, you have to see some coffin. Zhang Xiaoxian glanced at the woman depressedly and said, and the watch also said coldly in his ear at this time: "Experience it yourself." ”

Zhang Xiaoxian was MMP for a while, but he also understood that it seemed that he was going to pretend to be forced in five minutes!

Hey, if you used to be yourself, the scenery is infinite, and everywhere you go is not a group of rich second generations around you, now, pretending to be a fart ratio, asking for money or not, women without women.

The point is, your own hands are tied!

Extremely depressed, he glared at the woman and said, "Believe it or not, I can guess what is going on in your mind right now." ”

"Stupid. The woman glanced at Zhang Xiaoxian angrily. Only then did he slowly speak: "Let me introduce myself first, you remember it for me, my name is Zou Xuerou....."

Before the words were finished, Zhang Xiaoxian's eyes widened violently, and he said to the woman, "Who is Xue Rou? Why did you beat him?"

Poof! The woman almost spit out a mouthful of blood, looked at Zhang Xiaoxian like a monster, and shouted coldly to the people next to her: "Shut my mouth." ”

"Uh-huh..."

"It's finally pure! You remember it clearly, my name is Zou Xuerou, Zou Xuerou, Zou is that Zou, Xue is that Xue, Rou, well, gentle Rou. The woman looked at Zhang Xiaoxian and was re-matched, then sighed, and then continued to introduce herself.

seems to be worried that Zhang Xiaoxian will misunderstand his name again, so he carefully introduced it, but as everyone knows, Zhang Xiaoxian is also confused at the moment, Zou is that Zou, what is that Zou?

I said, "Sister, can we speak more clearly?"

Of course, Zhang Xiaoxian couldn't speak, so he could only sigh.... Non-stop.

The heart is even more depressed, the watch has an ultimate function, that is, the time limit, although Zhang Xiaoxian didn't pay attention to it, but he already felt a task countdown on the watch.

At this moment, it was slowly approaching four minutes, in other words, a minute had been wasted.

Your sister! This mouth is blocked, pretending to be a fart!

"I'm from, and you've memorized the name of this organization for me, and there's a good chance that what will happen next will scare you. Zou Xuerou looked at Zhang Xiaoxian and said.

Zhang Xiaoxian was depressed in his heart, Lao Tzu had even seen such a magical thing as a bitch, what else was there to be afraid of.

"I come from an organization called the Time Shadow Alliance, remember, the time of time, the shadow of the shadow. The woman looked at Zhang Xiaoxian and said, Zhang Xiaoxian kept shaking his head, and made a snorting sound, saying, this has a fart relationship with me.

Zou Xuerou continued: "Our existence is the cognition and exploration of the parallel world of the universe, and you are one of our chosen ones, do you understand this?"

When Zhang Xiaoxian heard this, he was thoughtful, and looked at Zou Xuerou with a pair of big eyes and pondered for a long time, as if he was thinking.

Then he shook his head with deep feeling, indicating that he didn't understand.

Zou Xuerou only felt that there was nowhere to vent the anger in her mind, and she didn't know where to find a place to break through, so she stretched out her hand and took out the stuff in Zhang Xiaoxian's mouth, without waiting for Zhang Xiaoxian to speak.

Zou Xuerou was the first to speak: "You shut up for me, I let you speak, you speak, you talk too much, don't think I really won't cut out your tongue." ”

As soon as these words came out, Zhang Xiaoxian was stunned and felt that the air was a little cold.

Only then did I remember that I was a fish on the sticky board at this moment, and it seemed that I only had the share of people who were still slaughtering, so I could only forcibly suppress the crazy breath in my heart.

Seeing that Zhang Xiaoxian finally stopped and didn't speak, Zou Xuerou let out a sigh of relief, and then said: "We have discovered a parallel space of the earth, we named it Water Blue Star, everything is almost the same as the earth, the only difference is the name. ”

Seeing Zhang Xiaoxian sitting there without speaking, listening to her quietly, Zou Yurou nodded slightly in her heart and continued: "We want to send you to Shui Lanxing to complete a mission, now, you can speak, you can ask me if you have any words or questions." ”

"Why choose me?"

"All the people we choose have one characteristic, that is, the person whose name corresponds to the same person on the water blue star and the earth, but there are very few such people, and you are one of them. ”

"Fraud, can I take the liberty of asking, Sister Big Breasts, how big are your breasts?"

"Zhang Xiaoxian....." Zou Xuerou stood up directly at Zhang Xiaoxian's words, and roared: "You give me honesty." ”

"Hmph, you give me back the letter first. Zhang Xiaoxian shook his head casually and said.

"Letter, I will give it to you. Zou Xuerou nodded and said, and then looked for it, someone handed an envelope from a distance, Zhang Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly brightened, if it weren't for his hands being tied, he would have stood up and rushed over to grab it at this time.

Yet, can you take it away is another story, at least he has this idea.

Zhang Xiaoxian took a deep breath, and then said: "Although I don't know what you said for a long time, but it sounds very lofty, let me ask again, are you from that mental hospital?"

Without waiting for Zou Xuerou to speak, Zhang Xiaoxian continued: "However, what you said is very right, it really scared me, scared me so much that I trembled, why don't you say that it is the Mental Hospital Alliance, and the Time Shadow Alliance, the name does sound quite tall, and it is still in parallel space, if you can shuttle at will in parallel space, you will not leave early, and you will have to wait for me?"

"Who am I? I'm Zhang Xiaoxian. ”