Chapter 4 Reporting, Must Report

"Finally free!"

Ye Chenguang broke away from the dream, it was already early in the morning.

More than two hours of tossing and abusing him made him doubt his life, and there was no room for resistance at all.

The first thing he did when he woke up was toss the training chip down the toilet and flushed it seven times in a row to barely give him the slightest pitiful comfort.

He turned on his phone to order takeout and saw an invitation notification on the Q group.

"S group of relevant departments?"

It is said that the group is full of S-level bosses, and Ye Chenguang, as a newcomer, is of course hiding in the corner and shivering.

"Newcomers to the group, please take care of the big guys. ”

A minute passed, and there was no reply from the big guy.

Even the big guy has to sleep, and it's past twelve o'clock now, and it's normal that there is no reply.

There were very few people in the group, only seven.

After all, he is an S-level boss, and he is not a scumbag on the bad street.

Ye Chenguang clicked on the group file to see what information he had, but he opened it a little, and he almost didn't blind his eyes.

[The seven-foot man was tragically poisoned and turned into a dwarf, and his childhood sweetheart remained infatuated and still lived together] HD without horses

[Shameless young children molesting older women all day long] HD Holy Light Edition

[Seven lewd men with bare breasts bullying a beautiful young woman] No correction

[The girl was unconscious in the wild, and was dragged into the depths of the dense forest by seven men] Youxiu

[Blockbuster recommendation!Pure female middle school students staged a human and dog love] Clear version without correction

......

The more Ye Chenguang turned down, the heavier the taste became, and some of them couldn't bear to look at it directly.

Do these bigwigs have such heavy tastes?

There are only seven members in the group, but each video has more than 200 downloads.

As a good young man in the river crab society, when he encountered this situation, Ye Chenguang of course decided to report it, and he must report it, and he must not let this filthy thing poison the society.

Then, Ye Chenguang logged in to Q on the computer and clicked on all the files to download.

At this time, there was an extra message in the group.

The first person of the kitchen god: Congratulations to Meng Xin for joining the group, this kitchen god just made an eight-treasure duck, and I will send it to you. @进击的流氓兔.

Ye Chenguang happened to be hungry, so someone sent him food, this group is so loving.

He had just sent a thank you when there was a knock on the door.

There was a courier guy standing at the door: "May I ask if you are an attack on the rogue rabbit?"

"I am. ”

"Your courier, please sign for it. ”

Ye Chenguang hasn't bought anything online in the past two days, where did the express delivery come from, it can't be the wrong delivery, right?

However, the sender's name is - the first person in the kitchen.

Ye Chenguang opened the package, and inside it was the eight-treasure duck given to him by the first person of the kitchen god, and it was still hot.

This is sending fast speed, too perverted?!

Whatever, I'm hungry, let's go!

The god of kitchen is the god of cooking, and the dishes of this eight-treasure duck are simply works of art, which makes people appetize when they look at it.

Ye Chenguang sent a message in the group to express his gratitude: Babao Duck has signed, thank you to the chef. @厨神第一人.

Too handsome to have no friends: Good luck newcomers. (Wicked laughs)

So handsome that you don't have friends?

It seems that all the files in the group were uploaded by him.

Obviously, this is a big guy with a "forced" character!

Prophet: Good luck, newcomer. There are also two evil smiles in the back, probably copying the information of the big guy in front.

In this life, I only love the leader of the group: newcomer, good luck.

What's the matter, the tone of these bigwigs made Ye Chenguang feel bad.

The first person of the kitchen god: You bastards, roll the calves, otherwise Hugh blames the ruthlessness of this kitchen sword. Newcomer Xiaoyou, you can eat my eight-treasure duck with confidence, you will never be able to eat it.

Seeing the information of the first person in the kitchen god, Ye Chenguang became even more empty, could it really be dark cuisine?

Ye Chenguang tried a little meat with chopsticks, although it can't be said to be peerless, but there is no problem with the mouthful.

Anyway, he is also the first big guy to give himself a gift, and he must give some face.

"Chef God, I tasted the Eight Treasure Duck, it is definitely the most delicious Eight Treasure Duck I have ever tasted. ”

Ye Chenguang ate Babao duck for the first time, so there is nothing wrong with it.

The first person in the kitchen god sent a crayon Xiaoxin who was moved to cry.

In this life, you only love the group master: newcomer, you will have an unforgettable night. (Covering his face and laughing)

Prophet: Newcomer, you will have an unforgettable night. (Covering his face and laughing)

Too handsome to have friends: Newcomer, you will have an unforgettable night. (Covering his face and laughing)

Lang Lang Lang: Newcomer, where do you live now?@进击的流氓兔 (evil laugh)

Ye Chenguang gnawed a duck leg and typed with one hand: Big guy, I'm a man.

Waves and waves: Men and women are the same.

“......”

Ye Chenguang suddenly felt that the backyard was tight, this big guy, didn't he have any special habits, right?

is so handsome that no friend posted a "knowing the man and going up" emoji: Meng Xin, optimistic about you.

At this time, the administrator Hui Yan Qinghan sent a message to Ye Chenguang.

"Don't tell Sanlang's address, don't eat the food of the kitchen god, and bear the consequences. ”

Ye Chenguang looked at the half-eaten Babao duck and was stunned.

Big guy, I'm halfway through this, and your message is a little late!

A few seconds later, Ye Chenguang only felt a burst of overturning the river and the sea in his abdomen, and he had the urge to burst the embankment and rushed to the bathroom.

So handsome that I have no friends: Newcomer, are you there, bubbling up. (Hee-hee)

In this life, I only love the leader of the group: according to the time, I should be in the toilet at this time.

Prophet: @厨神第一人, how much effort did you spend on this Eight Treasure Duck?

The first person of the kitchen god: ten percent. (embarrassing)

Lang Lang Lang: Looks like I don't have to go to him.

Prophet: A second of distress. By the way, I don't know what the name of the new one is.

So handsome that you have no friends: Aren't you a prophet, you don't know the name of Meng Xin?

Group leader: Ye Chenguang, super S-level alien.

So handsome that he has no friends: The group leader has come out, come and confess his poems, @此生只爱群主一人.

In this life, I only love the leader of the group: the gentlest moonlight \/ can't beat \/ your fleeting glance back.

System prompt: [Group Owner] The group owner has banned only one person who loves the group owner in this life for three days.

System prompt: [Group Owner] The group owner has been so handsome that he has no friends to silence him for an hour.

The first person in the kitchen god sent an emoji of a forty-meter-long knife, accompanied by the text: I can't kill you!

Prophet: I just deduced that Ye Chenguang died last night, and it is impossible for him to be alive.

Group Leader: Are you sure?

Prophet: When did I count it as a mistake.

Group Leader: Got it.

The group leader then withdrew both of the prophet's messages.

When everyone was in the water, Ye Chenguang was already squatting in the bathroom and his face was pale, and he was only one step away from dehydration.

This feeling is so painful.

Ye Chenguang would rather be abused by the beast version of 9527 than squat in the toilet.

It was an unforgettable night, absolutely unforgettable.

In the future, I will not eat the food made by the kitchen god when I am killed. (True fragrance warning)

"Damn, here we go again!"

Ye Chenguang just came out of the bathroom, and walked into the bathroom with his legs pinned.