Chapter 601: Stinky Fart Benefactor
"Oh my god, it's the end of the world!"
"Who the is this? Please move your buttocks and put them on my face!"
"I'm still being pressed with my ass!"
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The most depressed is our Piao Daxia, because he is crushed at the bottom.
In the face of everyone's complaints and quarrels, Piao Wuxian finally couldn't help but shout: "I said that you people still have a conscience? I kindly remind you, is this how you pressed down to repay me?"
When everyone heard this, they couldn't help but blush, but fortunately, in the crowded dark pit, no one could see the embarrassment on anyone's face.
"Ahem, benefactor, you are a good person to the end, let's borrow your treasure land to hide for a while, right?
As soon as this remark came out, the others immediately echoed and pleaded, which directly made our Piao Daxia speechless.
Finally, the terrifying storm passed. But for the sake of safety, the people hiding in the pit waited for a while, and when they saw that there was really no more danger, they jumped out of the cave one by one.
Suddenly, almost everyone was petrified. Because the originally lush mountain forest has now become bare. "What the hell just happened, and how it could have such terrible consequences!" everyone was shocked to the extreme.
After a long silence, the men came to their senses, and they shook desperately, trying to shake off the dust off their bodies. If they knew that the dust was mixed with the ashes of the dead, how would they feel? Perhaps, those who had just eaten the dust, would vomit wildly.
"I mean, which bastard just farted that?" asked one of them, puffing out.
"That's it, that's it! Fuck, it's just a matter of pressing someone else's face with your buttocks, and actually making a dirty, despicable, and shameless fart!
Just now, it was a crowd of people oppressing and crowding people! With such a population density, it is no exaggeration to say that a stinky fart can definitely "smoke down a large piece"! Therefore, all of a sudden, these two people received a tremendous response.
Seeing such a battle in which "everyone shouts and shouts to kill," how can that guy who was once overly frightened and who didn't know how to control and let go of a stinky fart dare to come forward? Perhaps, this bastard is hiding in the midst of a group of people who are filled with righteous indignation? Just kidding, now admitting it, that is tantamount to "looking for a draw"! Who would be so stupid?
"Stop! It's a great blessing that we're able to survive a catastrophe! Why should we affect such a beautiful state of mind for the sake of a mere 'stinky fart'?" Finally, a wise man spoke.
Everyone has seen that no one has admitted it for a long time, and they all know that the thing about stinky farts can only be stopped. So, someone immediately responded: "What this brother said is very true. We are able to survive the catastrophe because of the 'benefactor' who came from heaven. ”
"Yes, yes, I don't want to be grateful, but I get entangled in such trivial things as 'stinky fart', which really shouldn't be!"
When the crowd heard such impassioned words, they immediately felt ashamed. One of them stood up and chimed in: "Yes, yes, yes, it really shouldn't be! We don't even know who the benefactor is until now!"
"Yes, benefactor, where are you?" "Where are you, our benefactor......?"
At this moment, the drifting figure who was still lying at the bottom of the pit was finally angry. Alas, it's no wonder that the thrilling battle in the formation just now, and then controlled the "Magic Shield Rocket" to escape in panic, and then fell from a high altitude and was directly thrown into pieces......
The most hateful thing is that these so-called Oriental martial arts people are not righteous one by one, and our Piao Daxia kindly reminded them, but those guys still jumped down without hesitation like locusts. It's a pity, at that time, our Piao Daxia was still lying weakly at the bottom of the pit! If it weren't for the physique that was comparable to that of the dragon clan, then, at this moment, it is estimated that our Piao Daxia has been overwhelmed by a group of martial arts people.
"Wow, you bastard......s! I, where else could I be? of course lying weak and painful at the bottom of the pit!"
Hearing the angry roar of the drifting nobody, the group of people on the edge of the pit were directly ashamed to the point of being ashamed!
Seeing that no one was paying attention, the anger in his heart was even more victorious when he disappeared. "Wow, is this how you treat your benefactor?
Finally, many of the people around reacted. It's just that there are too many people jumping into the pit at once, and under the pushing, pushing and shoving, this stampede accident is inevitable.
And so, our Piao Daxia screamed again: "Ah, you stepped on my foot!" and "Which bastard? You stepped on my finger!" ......
"Alas, what a failure! I knew that I would have struggled to get up and climb out of the pit!" Because, this "living crime" that was trampled on, but he invited it himself, who can blame him?
After helping our Piao Daxia out of the pit, everyone finally "had time" to look at their benefactors. The person in front of him, that's really miserable! Not to mention the ragged clothes, the whole body is either gray or black, except for a little white floating out of the eyes. Alas, everyone can no longer see the original appearance of the person in front of them. Seeing the miserable appearance of floating without a trace at this moment, everyone no longer felt embarrassed.
Perhaps, you will feel that if you can't see the original appearance, it should be better for you to drift without a trace.
Because, before casting the fire forbidden spell, Piao Wuxian had already emphasized to Ni Ping'er: "Once the fire forbidden spell breaks out and the body suddenly soars into the air, it immediately tears off the human skin mask and restores it to the appearance of an oriental." "Hehe, in this way, the plan of "Western magicians must die" can be perfectly implemented.
Of course, on the other hand, Ni Ping'er was also extremely embarrassed after falling, so she kept complaining in her heart: "This big villain, what kind of 'bad idea' is this, even if you smash me to pieces, you can actually make people's clothes all over your body tattered and black." What a shame!"
Alas, in fact, it's no wonder that Ni Ping'er, everyone has a love for beauty, not to mention, she is still a charming and beautiful woman? Making such an ugly appearance really makes her feel "uncomfortable" even more than killing her directly!