Chapter 59: Castrate You JJ
"Big brother, is this your home?"
Jiang Xiaolong poked his head out of Jiang Chen's pocket, his two heads shaking constantly.
He is now shrinking in size, but his strength has become stronger, and the Martial Dao Venerable, the main body, has been trained by him to become a law form, and it will only show up in battle.
Strictly speaking, after becoming smaller, Jiang Xiaolong did not have the terror and domineering of the primeval snake at all.
He is now like a pet snake, and the most exaggerated thing is his two heads, which do not look like snake heads at all.
The whole head gives people a round sense of déjà vu, two small thorns stand on the top of the head, if he coils up, the color of the black non-slippery device, how can it look like a lump of cow.
And it's that kind of comic version of.
As an ancient snake, he is just like the snake in the cartoon that children watch, not scary, but cute.
"yes, this is our home, you can sneak out and have fun by yourself. Jiang Chen was picking and washing the ingredients, so he didn't have time to pay attention to him.
Jiang Xiaolong slipped to the ground and walked around.
And Xiao Yu here took an apple, walked over while nibbling and asked, "Jiang Chen, are you cooking?"
"Well, it's going to be right away, and you'll be able to eat it later. ”
Xiao Yu didn't bother to go over there, so he simply turned on the TV in Jiang Chen's living room and chose a music station to listen to casually.
Jiang Xiaolong was wandering around quietly, but another person came to the living room, and then a voice with a more beautiful melody sounded.
He followed the place where the sound came from, and suddenly saw the TV in the living room flickering and flashing, and suddenly felt so novel.
Slipped onto the coffee table in the living room, crossed up, and shook to the rhythm of the music.
After Xiao Yu finished eating the apple, he threw the kernel into the small trash bin on the coffee table, and suddenly saw a lump of cow-like things on it.
It's strange that this lump of cow can move.
Xiao Yu's curiosity was pulled out at once.
She stretched out her finger and poked it, it was cold to the touch, and it was a little soft, Jiang Xiaolong, who was intoxicated by the music, didn't pay attention to her.
The Ancient Snake of the dignified Martial Dao Venerable has opened his wisdom, and the person who can appear in this house is definitely not a bad person, but his sister-in-law, so he pretends not to know that someone is poking him.
Xiao Yu thought it was funny, pinched it again, and after making sure that it was not cow, he yelled at Jiang Chen, "Jiang Chen, you are so disgusting, where did you find this thing like cow, what is it for?"
Hearing this, Jiang Chen poked his head out of the kitchen to take a look, and said angrily: "That's not cow, that's my pet snake, don't be scared." ”
Xiao Yu couldn't help but chuckle, "Your pet snake, where is this kind of snake, where do you see it looks like a snake?"
The conversation between the two made Jiang Xiaolong speechless for a while.
I couldn't listen to the music anymore, so I soothed my body and climbed down from the coffee table.
Lao Tzu is a dignified ancient snake, the origin of the soul thunder, and you describe it as cow, I don't want to lose face?
And Jiang Chen, you also have half of this body, if you have a woman, you despise your brothers, and you will also abduct yourself into it, how can you say that you are?
People's feelings are too complicated, Jiang Xiaolong can't figure it out.
Xiao Yu turned around and saw that the lump, uh, the pet snake was gone, and immediately looked around.
Jiang Xiaolong was twisting his body and crawling towards Jiang Chen slowly.
"Jiang Chen, does it bite or not?" asked Xiao Yu cautiously following behind.
Jiang Chen said: "It doesn't bite, he won't bite if you bite him, don't worry, you can play casually?"
Jiang Xiaolong's head was black.
What does it mean to be able to play casually?
Is this bullying me that the ancient snake has no temper?
Immediately, he raised his head, and the sesame-sized snake eyes glared at Xiao Yu fiercely, spitting out letters from time to time.
"Jiang Chen, look at it, it's so fierce. Xiao Yu squatted on the ground, tempting with his feet from time to time.
"His name is Xiaolong, Jiang Xiaolong, don't bully him, oh, by the way, he will follow you in the future, with him, I don't have to worry about your safety." ”
Hearing Jiang Chen's words, Xiao Yu looked stunned, pointed at Jiang Xiaolong and said, "Such a little thing, do you mean it can protect me?"
Jiang Chen tasted the saltiness of the soup and walked over and said, "Don't underestimate him, don't look at him small, he is as powerful as me, come, Xiaolong, show your hands." ”
Although Jiang Xiaolong didn't like to perform, he was able to prove that the woman in front of him didn't underestimate himself, so he let it go.
It's not realistic to release Lei Yuan in the eldest brother's house, so let's have a law projection.
"Boom!"
A momentum rushed away, Xiao Yu shivered coldly, her body couldn't help but fall back, and Jiang Chen held her up.
"Don't be afraid!"
Nuoda's house can only pile up one or two snake heads, if it weren't for the phantom being able to penetrate the real thing, Jiang Chen's house would probably be scrapped.
Jiang Xiaolong, who manifested the projection of his true body, finally revealed the domineering and terrifying spirit of the primeval snake.
Xiao Yu looked at the unreal scene in front of him, and in the face of Jiang Xiaolong's provocative look, he finally couldn't help the chill in his heart.
A scream rang out, and the entire Wangjiang community was alarmed by this sound.
Under the sonic attack of this body, Jiang Xiaolong instantly retracted the projection of his real body, restoring the appearance of a harmless cow snake to humans and animals.
"Is he really, really so terrifying?" Xiao Yu glanced at Jiang Xiaolong timidly after taking the glass of water that Jiang Chen had poured down.
Jiang Chen smiled, "Don't worry, he won't hurt you, he is my biggest gain from going to Yunzhou this time, well, it can be regarded as my brother." ”
Xiao Yu nodded, stared at Jiang Xiaolong for a long time, and finally reached out again and touched his head.
Jiang Xiaolong spit out the letter slightly, and Shekou tried to pull back, he wanted to show a smile.
Xiao Yu actually understood.
"Jiang Chen, look, he smiled, I've never seen a snake that can laugh. ”
She was sure that the little snake would not hurt herself, and, despite the fear of the cold-blooded creature of the snake, they were actually very gentle.
It looks cute, too.
Jiang Xiaolong's comic body is relatively easy to gain people's favor, so that he is not afraid of his snake's identity.
Soon, Xiao Yu completely let go of his fear of Jiang Xiaolong's snake attributes, and instead put him in the palm of his hand, constantly teasing.
Jiang Xiaolong was speechless to resist, and could only be at her mercy with a loveless attitude.
"Big brother, don't tell me, this will be my life from now on?" Jiang Xiaolong said in a pitiful spiritual sense.
"It's not that you took advantage, such a big beauty teased you, you can have fun yourself. ”
Jiang Xiaolong was speechless, brother, I am the famous primeval snake!
How did he become her pet?
"Don't belittle yourself like that, the deity now seals you an identity, orders you, become Xiao Yu's guardian beast, and protect her well, you know?"
Jiang Chen said it seriously, and Jiang Xiaolong could feel the importance of the matter.
"Big brother, just kidding, why are you so serious? Is she a sister-in-law?"
Jiang Chen paused for a moment, "Well, sort of!"
"Hehe, then I'll protect you in the future!" Jiang Xiaolong said with a smile.
"Okay, then I'll find a time to castrate you!"