Chapter 116 It's good to have a bad brain!
Before he could make a postural adjustment, the other party was already riding on him and began to shake.
Nan Sulfone had been brewing for a night, and the power of the wilderness almost burst out, but fortunately, his willpower was amazing, and he only held up the tent eighteen centimeters high.
Since Nan Yan relied on her to save Che Xiao, she has become more and more bold and presumptuous.
"Yanyan, didn't you say that you won't wake me up in the future?"
Nan Yan sighed helplessly.
The quilt rolled for a while, revealing a delicate little head with a thief's smile on it.
"Hee-hee... Who said that I won't wake you up in the future? I just went to practice the pill for more than a week, brother, you start to be lazy, I have to urge my brother to cultivate, otherwise you will be a waste person in the future. ”
Nan Sulfone immediately had a constipated expression.
Ask him to cultivate all day long, but I don't want to think about it, is he so stubborn now, can he use cultivation?
it!
Thinking back to two days ago, he had a brick for one person, and he was afraid of the dean, and even the emperor came all the way to force him to apprentice.
He just wanted to ask: Big sister smash, have you ever seen me such a cripple?
This girl is good at everything, but her brain is not good, which makes Nan Sulfone have a headache, her brain is not good, to put it bluntly, it is not a big problem, the biggest problem is that she still has a tendon!
If it was placed on the previous earth, it was estimated that it belonged to the kind of people who were brainwashed by feudal education.
For this reason, Nan Sulfone felt that it was necessary to popularize a little relevant knowledge to let the other party know how awesome his brother was.
"Yanyan, you have to remember that only the weak need to cultivate, and your brother is a strong person, so he doesn't need to do that kind of useless work. ”
Nan Sulfone said earnestly to Nan's words.
"But brother, I'm not urging you to cultivate to make you stronger. ”
"And what are you trying to do?"
Nan Yan suddenly sat up, broke his fingers, and said to Nan Yan with a serious expression.
"You have been cultivating for so many years, and you are still so weak, I don't think cultivation can save your strength anymore, but it can save your brain, that day I saw you talking to yourself alone, it must be that your brain was broken, and I locked you up to cultivate so that you would not go out and scare others. ”
Sulfone: "......"
Nima!
After doing it for a long time, it turned out that Lao Tzu was ashamed?
Nan Sulfone was so angry that she almost jumped.
But then he thought about it, that the Fadi could only be seen by him and the two deans, and it seemed that the girl couldn't be blamed entirely, so he held back his anger and patiently explained.
"Yanyan, it's not that I'm out of my head, you know? That day, there was an emperor who wanted to take me as an apprentice, but I refused on the spot, and he was begging me. ”
Nan Yan glared and nodded thoughtfully.
In the middle of the ring, she stood up silently, got out of bed from Nan Li's bed, and walked towards the door, chattering as she spoke.
"It's time, it's time to take your medicine. ”
"Poof!!"
Nan sulfone vomited three liters of blood, and after doing it for a long time, you just don't believe it!
"Stop, what do you mean!!"
"It's not interesting, brother, if you are sick, you have to be treated, don't delay the treatment. ”
After saying that, Nan Yan ran out of the room, leaving Nan Yan to sit on the bed alone, messy for a long, long time.
"Fool Stone, what do you say about this? There's a fool who thinks I'm a fool. ”
"Boss, I personally think she has a point. ”
Tiangong Monument said weakly.
Boom!!!
Nan sulfone punched it so much that it cried and called its mother.
"Meow woo woo woo ......"
At this time, a small head poked out of the quilt and stared blankly at the sulfone.
"Look, I've never seen a handsome guy. ”
"Meow~"
The kitten shrank back in fright.
Nan Sulfone grabbed it out and looked at it with a strange expression.
"The Emperor said that this thing has something to do with eternal life, is it true?"
"There is indeed such a legend, because no one knows the origin of the mythical beast, as if it suddenly came to this world, and there is no trace of its final disappearance, some people speculate that its ancestral lineage may come from another world, and finally found the secret of eternal life, and left. ”
Tiangong Monument's tone was uncertain.
Nan Sulfone was taken aback, could it be that the ancestor of this thing also crossed over, right?
Thinking back to my previous life on Earth, there were a lot of these things.
And who said that only people can cross over? I wonder if one day a certain cat on the earth or something will really cross over, and then cultivate into a fine in this world, and finally become a generation of divine beasts!
Nan Sulfone touched her chin and unfolded her amazing imagination.
The more I thought about it, the more I felt that it was possible.
So, is this thing still a fellow countryman with him?
The so-called fellow saw the fellow countryman, and his eyes were full of tears.
Looking at the little kitten's tearful eyes, it must have been moved.
If the kitten knew what Nan Sulfone was thinking, it must be a burst of mother's selling batches in her heart.
Lao Tzu was obviously scared like this by you!
"Brother, drink the medicine!!"
Half an hour later, Nan Yan knocked on Nan Yan's door and rushed in happily.
Nan Yan saw that Nan Yan was walking towards him with a bowl of hot, black and sticky objects in his hand.
That innocent smile, in Nan Xuan's eyes, was even more terrifying than Guan Ming's ultimate nirvana that day.
In a trance, a scene vaguely appeared in his mind: Da Lang, drank the medicine......
He pretended to be calm: "Yanyan, you put down the bowl first, I have something important to discuss with you." ”
"Oh, okay!"
Nan Yan nodded obediently and really put the bowl down.
To Nan Sulfone's horror, he saw that after the bowl was put down, the sticky black object was actually wriggling!!
Forget it, the thing actually crawled out slowly along the edge of the bowl.
At that time, there was a gust of wind and anger in his heart.
What the hell is this?
Are you sure this is really medicine?
"Oops, how did you run out!"
Nan Yan looked surprised, walked over and grabbed the lump with his hands, stuffed it back into the bowl, and then continued to smile innocently at Nan Yan.
Nan sulfone stretched her face long, as if she had seen a ghost.
"Where did you find such a big lump of snot?"
He was blunt.
"Wow, brother, you are so smart! This Spirit King Slug was found in the gutter of the mountain behind the academy, it has the magic effect of nourishing yin and replenishing yang, clearing the liver and eyes, and increasing brain power. ”
Cheap for you... Can cure your brain......
Nan Sulfone's heart twitched violently, and he turned his head, his face full of tears: What did I do wrong?
In the end, under the persecution of Nan Yan, Nan Yan finally compromised, grabbed the slug with one hand, and stuffed it into the mouth of the Tiangong Monument.
After eating the slug, Tiangong Monument was so happy, so happy that he bumped around, and the whole thing was like having epilepsy.
Sulfone was very pleased.
"Yanyan, what kind of pill did you practice that day?"
Sulone pretended to be calm, pretending not to see the mass of slugs.
"Oh, that's the eighth-order medicine you gave me, I just found some materials and wanted to try refining it, but I didn't expect to accidentally refine it for me. ”
Nan Yan rarely sat on the bed honestly and listened to Nan Sulfone, mainly because Nan Sulfone gave her the kitten, and she held it in her arms with a novel look.
The kitten also enjoyed being in the arms of the Nanyan girl, but Nan Sulfone, who knew Nanyan's temper, knew that this girl was researching, and how to fry it later.
"Eighth-order prescription!"
Nan Yan was so shocked that she almost bit off her tongue, staring at Nan Yan in a daze.
He didn't doubt the truth of these words at all, because the elixir that could bring the dead back to life, it was not too much to say that it was an eighth-order elixir.
"Yes, brother, that thing is so difficult to refine, it broke dozens of my medicine tripods, it took me more than a week to refine, and it exhausted me. ”
More than a week......
The black line of the head of the sulfone.
You TM a fourth-order pharmacist and refine an eighth-order pharmacist
It only took a week!
Nima!
Don't you care about the rules of the Heavenly Dao in this world? You are even more open than me, the opener!
At this time, the Tiangong Monument after the epileptic symptoms flew over, looking like he was in prostration.
"Boss, this is true, I checked it at the time, it is really an eighth-order nine-order reincarnation soul pill, it's just a medicine embryo, not a Cheng Dan. ”
"Embryos?"
"Yes, the refining process is divided into two stages, one is refining the embryo, this step is the most critical, as long as the embryo is formed, coupled with the later stage of warm cultivation, it can become a real pill, but with her attainments, she can only understand the level of the medicine embryo, but this is enough, fortunately, she did not refine the pill, otherwise the eighth-order pill will inevitably lead to a shocking catastrophe, her luck is good, and she escaped this catastrophe. ”
Nan Sulfone's eyes widened more and more, as if he had eaten a whale, although he couldn't understand what the other party was saying, but he just felt so awesome.
But Nan Yan was just a fourth-order pharmacist, how could she be able to refine an eighth-order elixir!
"A way of cultivation, there are no wonders, a way of refining medicine, thousands of miracles, although this situation is rare, but it is not unseen, there have been three cases in history, this phenomenon is called the medicine spirit into the body. ”
"it!"
Nan Yan nodded dumbly, looking humbly taught.
Seeing that there was a rare opportunity to pretend to be forced, Tiangong Monument suddenly felt more face-saving, and instantly forgot about eating slugs and going crazy, and continued to narrate in a calm tone and pretending to be forced.
"The medicine spirit entering the body is a state, only the alchemist who is strong enough in the spirit and has good luck can have the opportunity to enter, but it is impossible to find, it is rumored that once the alchemist enters the medicine spirit into the body, he will definitely become a pill! And it is the best pill! Coincidentally, Nan Yan was refining the eighth-order pill at that time, which also created this miracle. ”
"it!"
Hearing these words, Nan Sulfone was shocked in his heart, but after thinking about it, he could only lie down.
In any case, when you don't know how to express your feelings, the word "slot" can perfectly explain everything.
Thinking about it, ordinary alchemists are all breaking through step by step.
For example, a fourth-order alchemist dares to refine a fifth-order pill if he dies, and only those who are not afraid of death will refine a sixth-order pill.
You don't have to think about it to know that you will fail, because it's simply self-defeating.
Whoever is kicked in the brain by a donkey will cross the four levels and run to refine the eighth-order elixir.
But... Hehe, it's a coincidence, Nan Yan's brain is really not good!!
This girl can refine any medicine she gets, and she got an eighth-order prescription from the Tiangong Monument some time ago.
It just so happened that the inventory of Tiangong Monument was abundant, and she asked for a lot of medicinal materials, and then without saying a word, she started refining!
Moreover, it has entered the state of the medicine spirit entering the body, and various coincidences have created such a miracle of the first case in the ages!
This story tells us that there are good things to have a bad brain!
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PS: Reader: I believe you're a ghost! You bad old man is very bad!!