Chapter 35: Uncle Zhao, You're a Liar

Faith is ordinary faith.

Paper is ordinary paper.

Of course, the words are also ordinary words, but Zhang Xiaoxian thinks it looks good, at least much better than what he wrote.

There are not many words, only four lines.

If you know it's true, then everything is true.

If you know it's fake, then everything is fake.

Where you go is where you come, and where you come is where you go.

No one can change history, only themselves.

Zhang Xiaoxian looked at the four lines of words, like reading a book from heaven, and actually had a feeling of bewilderment.

If it weren't for this handwriting, it would be as ugly as his own writing, phew, so good-looking, Zhang Xiaoxian would have wondered if this was his father's handwriting.

But he didn't doubt it.

Because this font is too familiar.

But what does this mean?

Zhang Xiaoxian clenched his fists, and felt a burst of contempt for his father in his heart.

Only now do I realize that the letter I tried so hard to get was not a secret or information, nor was it evidence or news, but a word that ordinary people could not understand.

Yes, Zhang Xiaoxian is an ordinary person, so he didn't understand what it meant after watching it several times.

It's so lofty, it's actually just a bunch of nonsense.

Knowing it's true, it's definitely true, isn't that nonsense?

Knowing that it is fake, it is naturally fake, isn't this nonsense.

Where you go, where you come, where you come and where you go.

Back and forth, going in circles, isn't this nonsense?

Dad, it's not the son who says you.

If you don't leave me some news, forget it, what do you mean by these four sentences?

Zhang Xiaoxian looked at the four lines of words, and was only a little distracted for a while.

Don't worry, this word has no magical effect, it can only be said that Zhang Xiaoxian has a groove in his heart for a while, and he doesn't know whether to say it or not.

Time was very fast, Zhang Xiaoxian looked through the letter I don't know how many times, but he still didn't find anything else hidden on it.

"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for completing the great task that he had been pondering for a long time: in one day, he spent 500 yuan. ”

"Ding Dong! The quest reward has been distributed, please claim it to the host. ”

suddenly remembered the sound of the watch in his mind, and Zhang Xiaoxian remembered that he forgot to mute.

I touched my watch helplessly, and then I said I would receive it.

"Dingdong, congratulations to the host for opening the IQ upgrade system and the host IQ upgrade system. ”

The completion of this task has a comprehensive score of 8 points, and this score will be directly converted into contribution value. ”

Hearing the sound of the watch, Zhang Xiaoxian instantly opened the basic panel.

In an instant, a series of green virtual screens appeared in front of him, and he could see clearly as far as he could see.

Zhang Xiaoxian frowned slightly in his heart, when there are people again, what appears in his mind on this page, but when there is no one, he appears in front of him, but this is fine, it looks convenient.

However, why does this green light always feel weird?

[Host]: Zhang Xiaoxian

[Gender]: Virgin

[IQ Level]: Normal (0\/100)

[Contribution value]: 8 points

[Watch IQ]: Qualified (to be developed)

【Watch function】Passive trigger - consumption cycle: one week

【Watch Function】Active Trigger - Consumption Reason: Task, Consumption Period: Random!

【Watch Function】File Reading Secret - Consumption Cycle: Three times a day, one contribution point will be deducted each time.

(Note: There is currently no contribution value, this function cannot be used)

There is no change in anyone overall, just an extra IQ level.

The grade is displayed as ordinary, with zero percent at the first level, and there is also an additional word to be developed after the watch's IQ.

Zhang Xiaoxian looked confused, and couldn't help asking: "I said, little bitch, are you teasing me, or are you teasing me?"

"This watch is never a joke. The watch said.

Zhang Xiaoxian opened his mouth and said: "No kidding, then tell me, why is my IQ so ordinary?"

"Host, this table judges the host's IQ as ordinary in a fair, just and open way, please don't question the IQ of this table. ”

"Hehe, your IQ really doesn't need to be questioned to qualify. ”

"The host, the average IQ, is not yet qualified. ”

Burst!

Hearing this, Zhang Xiaoxian was stunned for a long time and didn't speak, his face was surprised, and then he said with some indignation: "What are you talking about?

"Yes. ”

"Say it again. ”

"Host, please don't question the IQ of this table, if you have to question it, please listen to the question. ”

"What? Listen to the question?" Zhang Xiaoxian was stunned on the spot, the green picture in front of him was still there, and the average IQ was still clear.

In order to confirm that the host's IQ is ordinary, this table asks questions, and the host can answer them. ”

"Hmph, you think I don't dare, come on!" Zhang Xiaoxian snorted coldly, thinking that although he graduated from college, his smart brain was always running open, how could he be afraid of a few IQ test questions on his watch.

"Listen up, it's a brain teaser that a three-year-old can play. ”

"Don't be a three-year-old, four-year-old. Zhang Xiaoxian said subconsciously, and then he always felt that this was so familiar, and then he thought of Uncle Zhao, and suddenly shuddered.

Stinky bitch, you dare to play with me.

"Are you sure you can do it at a four-year-old?"

"Stinky bitch, hurry up and get the question out, I'm not afraid of a five-year-old. Zhang Xiaoxian thought of Master Fan's classic lines, and said them subconsciously. In the next second, the whole person was stunned again.

"The host IQ is limited to three to five years old, and the host IQ rating is: average. ”

"Stinky bitch, you tease me, it was ordinary just now, why is it ordinary now?" Zhang Xiaoxian said that he was very confused, shouldn't this be a sketch line?

"Since the host is not good, please listen to the question, what is the ....... of one plus one. The watch said, Zhang Xiaoxian didn't wait for the watch to finish, remembered the classic lines in the sketch, and said directly: "Little bitch, this question is rotten on the street, okay, one plus one is equal to two in the case of correct calculation, and three in the case of wrong calculation." ”

"Gotcha!The host IQ is too low, please work hard to upgrade, the host IQ is re-rated as: imbecile. ”

Burst!

Zhang Xiaoxian almost vomited a mouthful of blood.

In the blink of an eye, it changed from ordinary to average, and then from ordinary to imbecile.

I'm so imbecile.

I just answered it all!

"Stinky bitch, you play with me. ”

"Host, this table is testing your IQ in a fair and just manner, and it's right for you to answer this, but who told you that one plus one equals three in the case of miscalculation? The watch sounded with disdain.

Zhang Xiaoxian felt a little dizzy, if it wasn't for the bed, he was afraid that he would faint directly to the ground.

Nima, you can still play like this.

Uncle Zhao, you're lying, I'm done with you.

"Little bitch, you really owe repair. Zhang Xiaoxian gritted his teeth and said. But looking at the green virtual screen in front of him, those two big characters are incompetent.

Zhang Xiaoxian didn't want to play with the watch anymore, he was worried, if he continued to play, he was afraid that he wouldn't even be able to keep the word imbecile, maybe some kind of stupid person, it would be really embarrassing.

"Say, what the hell is that zero percent?" Zhang Xiaoxian didn't want to test his IQ, he couldn't help but worry that if he continued to test it, he would not be able to stop the word imbecile, and he was also worried that he would be by the watch.

And in order to keep himself from being angry, Zhang Xiaoxian chose to be silent as a matter of course.