Xiao Lu was startled, only to see a woman looking at the three of them with a smile.

This is a middle-aged beautiful woman with charm, especially her big eyes that can speak, full of mysterious charm.

Shen Lao'er hurriedly reminded: "Little brother, don't look at her eyes, otherwise you will become a minister under her skirt, and you will never recover." ”

Su Qiniang smiled: "You old man, how can you be so poor, you really should beg for a beating." Besides, we're not outsiders, so you're embarrassed to arrange your wife in front of other people's children?"

She smiled like a peach blossom welcoming spring, very enchanting, Xiao Lu remembered the old man's words, and really didn't dare to look at her eyes.

Because he saw that the Kanhuo Sword Saint was shot by the green jade staff in her hand and almost lost his mind, how could he be virtuous, he couldn't resist her soul hooking technique.

Seeing that the little guy really listened to his words, the old man felt very relieved, if a person can trust others for the first time, this person is also a person worthy of trust.

Su Qiniang said: "Xiangye is about to accompany the distinguished guests, do you dare to swagger here? ”

Shen Lao'er's face was pale, his spirit was very bad, and there were some sequelae for anyone who drained so much blood, not to mention that his martial arts were not as good as his younger brother.

He didn't expect that he would be approached by hemorrhoids at the juncture when he was about to be assigned to the army.

Maybe there was a warning, but he ignored it, and his butt hurt inexplicably for several days, but he didn't think about it at all.

Besides, it was the famous doctor who ligated the hemorrhoids for him back then, which was much more reliable than that of the Jianghu Langzhong, and he was convinced that with the reputation of the famous doctor, he would never recur again in this life.

That's actually because he's too confident, there are too many people suffering from hemorrhoids, but everyone can't put it on the table and say it.

Especially the big guys, even the Ninety-Five Honor can't be avoided, so everyone is treated equally in the face of illness.

Maybe it's because he's been under too much pressure lately, so he can only think so.

Good thing, why did something change?

Over the years, he secretly didn't know how much silver taels he had donated to Zhao Xian, but his appetite was getting bigger and bigger, and he was always not satisfied.

Suddenly, he had a cold shudder, he felt that things were not so simple, it was possible that Qin Xiangye was making trouble, although Zhao Xian would be good at knocking on his hands, but he still paid attention to a little measure.

But Qin Xiangye was really innocent about this matter, because someone suddenly came from above and asked for an extremely huge amount of treasure, and that person offered a plan to wipe out all the rich people in Jiangnan.

Qin Xiangye is against this plan, although he is good at pandering, he is not a stupid person, on the contrary, he is extremely smart.

If the rich man's property is deprived, no one will have the financial resources to honor him, which is tantamount to plundering his interests in disguise.

But what Qin Xiangye couldn't figure out was that the treasures of the mortal world did not enter the eyes of the immortals at all, but this time the girl was very greedy, and the lion opened his mouth.

Qin Xiangye only had one idea, it was possible that the above had failed in competing for resources with other planes, so he needed to pay extremely huge treasures to compensate for the mortal planes of others.

Just as Brahma Litian controls the Yanhuang Continent, the same is true of other planes.

Some gods and Buddhas control mortals, some spirits control mortals, and some aliens control mortals.

Therefore, mortals are the most despicable of all living beings, with no status at all, and they cannot help themselves, so they can only be led by the nose by the superiors.

So Shen Wansan touched the moldy head and hit the muzzle.

He was arrested and imprisoned in Nanjing Mansion a month ago, this Zhao Xian did not do anything, if he was arrested in the prison, Shen Lao'er would definitely have to suffer enough.

Because of the relationship between money, especially the Prime Minister's Mansion, although Shen Wansan is in prison, he should eat, drink, play, and play without delay.

Because he paid off the jailer and asked someone to go to jail instead, as long as someone was there when the jailer was ordered, it would be fine.

But since his lips are dead and his teeth are cold, his younger brother, who is dependent on him, has not been affected at all, which makes him puzzled.

It stands to reason that he should be glad that his brother had escaped, but his heart was full of uneasiness.

Su Qiniang is also a smart person, knowing that this old man is very cunning, he must have a secret place to live, she is afraid of being disgusted, so she twisted her waist and floated away.

In fact, although she can seduce souls and deal with men with bad intentions, she is not bad-hearted.

Her sect is very special, she was born in the Hehuan Female Sect in Tibet, and she belongs to one of the Seven Evil Sects.

Wulin has always had nine sects, eight pillars, seven evils, six differences, five prohibitions, four odds, three saints, two gangs and one respect, the nine sects are nine decency, and the eight pillars are the generals of the eight pillars, and they are also the mainstay of the Zhao and Song dynasties.

The Seven Evils refer to the seven cults: the Hehuan Yinu Sect in Tibet, the Wanhua Qiongyao Sect in the Hehuang region of Qinghai, the Floating Zero Gate of the Sea of Blood outside the Saiwai, the Negative Coffin Gate in the Desert, the Shura Sect in Yinshan, the Ghost Division in Southern Yunnan, and the White Bone Mountain Villa in the Western Regions.

The six different sects refer to six special sects, including Longhu Mountain and Maoshan faction, which specialize in catching ghosts and subduing demons, and Hanlongtan, Qingqiu Tomb, Doumu Pavilion, and Tianchi are four supernatural sects.

The four strange are four people, they are the four masters of Yan and Huang, which are said to have always been responsible for protecting the Yan and Huang Continent, namely the East China Sea Fishing Weng, the Nanshan Monk, the Western Regions Sword God, and the Northern Desert Eagle.

The Three Sages are the three great masters of the world, the real masters of the Mahayana period, and if they have their wishes, they will ascend.

The two gangs refer to the Paijiao and Cao Gangs, and now they are so powerful that even the beggar gangs of the year can't compare to their limelight.

One statue of course refers to today's son, he is the most powerful person in the Yanhuang Continent.

However, Siyi is eyeing the tiger, there are Western Xia, Liao, and Jin in the north alone, and there are always wars with the Central Plains, and there are Dali and Tibet in the southwest.

Therefore, as the Ninth Five-Year Emperor, Zhao Xian's life is not easy, but there is no way, Shi Jingtang made a sin, and future generations can only swallow it with tears.

Especially now the Sixteen Prefectures of Yunyou are under the rule of foreign races, and the Central Plains has lost the Sixteen Prefectures of Yunyou, so there is no danger to defend......

Under the guidance of Shen Lingxi, Xiao Lu carried Shen Lao'er into a corridor, which was crooked.

Xiao Lu keenly felt that he was going down, because the walls of the corridor were very damp and moss.

The air inside was not good, there was a faint smell of rancidity, and finally came to an end, a small bedroom, in front of which there was a pond.

Xiao Lu has never had much guts, he only felt creepy, what if a monster jumped out of the pond in the middle of the night?

The water in the pond was extremely deep and dark, giving a bad impression.

Shen Wansan sighed: "It's good to have some stays, Lingxi went to bring my father's smoking gun, and the addiction came up again." ”

Shen Lingxi glanced at Shen Lao'er worriedly, and left without speaking.

Her mother left early, and she has no name, she is an illegitimate daughter, Shen Wansan is an old woman, and she loves her very much.

After Shen Lingxi left, Shen Lao'er said to Xiao Lu: "Little brother, please trouble you, help me pour the water in the thermopot into the wooden basin, there is clean cold water in the bucket next to it, mix it a little, it's a little hot." ”

Shen Lao'er took off his middle coat, which was already stained with blood, and it was miserable.

He trembled and held on to the bed frame, Xiao Lu handed him the twisted towel, Lao Er endured the pain and heat for a quarter of an hour, and the water was changed several times, and finally his breath returned to a long time.

Xiao Lu took the replacement of the middle coat for him, and after the old man changed it, he got into the quilt and lay on his side to make a family trip with Xiao Lu.

Xiao Lu chatted with this legendary figure for a while, and suddenly said: "Wan Sangong, there is a sentence that I don't know whether to say or not. ”

In fact, in his previous life, Xiao Lu's classmate also had unspeakable secrets, and he broke up after quarreling with Cai Xuerou, and that time was his most depressed.

He lay on the dormitory bed all day long, because he was on annual leave, so he lay down for seven days in a row, and played games for seven days in a row in order to numb himself.

The notebook is also spread out on the bed, he is immersed in the world of the game, except for eating and drinking Lazar, he does not wash his face, his teeth are not shabu, and he eats takeout all day.

But this world is really strange, originally he was a hard worker, and the meals were freshly cooked by himself, although it was rare to open meat, but it was light and elegant, and it was also very suitable for Cai Xuerou's taste.

But he was not blessed after all, on the fifth day of the game, his buttocks had been sore for a day, and he suddenly woke up in the middle of the night, and when he touched his intestines, there was a small ball of hard flesh.

Scared him out of the way, although his body was a little thin, he never thought that hemorrhoids would come uninvited.

When I heard my colleague talk about hemorrhoids before, that sour look immediately appeared in front of me.

It is said that hemorrhoid surgery is useless, and it will recur after cutting, and it will be repeated over and over again, which is the most torturous.

And celebrities with hemorrhoids abound in history, and even South Korean traffic star LHJ also posted an article, saying that he can't wait to pay for a change in his butt, which shows his hatred for hemorrhoids.

In the end, Xiao Lu used SBD, but he was still fooled when buying medicine.

SN franchise stores are full of fakes, all of which sell dog meat with sheep's heads, and the fakes are listed as SBD's fame, and they sell things that they don't know what to say.

This experience left him with a deep memory, so he had an extra eye and often searched the Internet for news about it.

Thinking of this, he suddenly had an idea and tested Shen Lao'er.

Shen Lao'er saw that Xiao Lu was very easy-going and diligent, so he had a good impression, so he said: "This little brother, Xiao Lao'er and you are familiar at first sight, so it is okay to say something." ”

Xiao Lu said: "Actually, I heard a home remedy, which was personally tested by Shopkeeper Li, and it was very effective. ”

Shen Lao'er suddenly laughed: "I didn't expect Li Peeling to be good-looking, and he also had hemorrhoids, so the next time I meet him, I will laugh at him in person." ”

Xiao Lu was startled, and his face turned red and said: "Wan Sangong, don't do it, only a few of our apprentices know about his ugly things, he will be angry with us and deduct all our wages." ”

Shen Wansan smiled meaningfully, what a powerful character he is, Xiao Lu wants to deceive him, but he is still tender.

Xiao Lu had the courage to say: "Actually, it's very simple, roll the tobacco with gauze and stuff it into the valley road, and it will be cured in about three days." ”

Xiao Lu said calmly: "You don't always smoke, don't want the best tobacco, but the smoke should be stronger." ”

Shen Lao'er said, "It's so simple?"

Xiao Lumian was no longer red, and said generously: "Shopkeeper Li was like a lame duck at that time, and he was alive and well in three days." ”

Shen Wansan said sincerely: "Very grateful little brother, you trust Xiao Lao'er so much, and Xiao Lao'er has nothing to repay, he can only pass on his life's experience to you, time is limited, you listen, how much you can remember, it is your fate." ”

So he talked endlessly, talked about his business scriptures, and repeated the important tricks a few times, and two hours later, Shen Lingxi finally took the smoking gun.

Shen Lingxi sent Xiao Lu out, sighed and said, "It's rare for my father to take a fancy to someone, I hope you don't let him down." ”

Xiao Lu watched Shen Lingxi leave, and he was also extremely emotional in his heart, he knew that in this life, he finally grasped an opportunity.

When he walked to the door of the restaurant, a figure flashed behind him, and he felt a cold chill on his neck, and he was scared into a cold sweat.