630 Respect the facts, never (how is it possible)!
For young people who have not watched the original book, everyone's image perception of Zhou Botong probably comes from the old version of Hong Kong dramas in the nineties of the last century. That image is more in line with the original, chubby and fleshy, eyebrows and mustaches, and when I see a fun one, I immediately mix and mix with a hundred times more energy. If there is no fun, they will fight left and right - that is, let their "little left" and "little right" play lily - and it is really a good hand for self-satisfaction!
For such a long time, the old naughty boy has always been an image of unkempt, unshaven, and gray-haired, which is very different from the tall and magnificent character of his senior brother Wang Chongyang, and the contrast is huge. Even the old housemaid in the land of Wu Zhengfeng can be said to be familiar with it, so before his daughter-in-law reported her name, she really didn't expect that the person in front of her was Zhou Botong.
The effect of the so-called house focuses on decoration, and the appearance of the face depends on makeup, and now the hair is cut and shaved, and the whole person's image has changed in an instant, which is really surprising.
"Your beard is quite individual," Yang Qi has never been a person who recognizes life, and speaks with a smell of self-familiarity: "Who got it, or your daughter-in-law?"
"My daughter-in-law. Zhou Botong is also a senior member of the self-acquaintance world, his eyes lit up, as if he had found a new toy: "I said, your kung fu is not bad, how did you learn it? Who is that donkey, is it yours? Also, how did you get your hair, this color is really beautiful!"
Mu hahaha, you really know the goods!"
Looking at the two guys who got together in an instant like an online game for an offline party, Wu Zhengfeng could only sigh helplessly, and then nodded to the daughter-in-law of the Zhou family, who also seemed helpless. Reserved smile. Meantime. She couldn't help but look at Daughter-in-law Zhou twice. Because it's such a celebrity.
The deeds of Zhou Botong and his daughter-in-law, in this era, before the sadomasochism of the Condor Heroes, teachers and students, can be said to have dominated the gossip world for a long time. Even this old housegirl can be regarded as well-kneficial. In order to facilitate the onlookers who do not know the truth, we will introduce it as before.
Actually, here's the thing:
Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain. There is a lack of an old monk in the temple - because the future old monk has not yet become a monk and is still the emperor, so the tentative code name is Emperor A. As an emperor, although he is the emperor of a small country in a remote area, A can be regarded as a completely successful big boss. Therefore, it is inevitable that the goddaughter of the country and the age difference - Concubine B.
The following things are the same as thousands of stories. A, who is obsessed with his career and struggles for his dreams, snubs B, B, B, is lonely, and B. is cold. This time. For her to relieve the emptiness, drive away the loneliness, warm and cold second goods C appeared. According to the law of the second cargo pushing high cold since ancient times, Naruto pushed Sasuke and Sakuragi pushed Rukawa. And the second goods C also pushed the concubine B of the married man. NTR's banner is flying high here.
The senior brother of the second cargo C, alias Justice Warrior D, severely reprimanded C's behavior. And C, who didn't even have a concept of NTR, repented under D's head drink and left B in a slip of the tongue. From then on, even if he blamed himself and was sour, he didn't dare to see A and B again, and he hid once he saw it, and kept changing places.
――Seeing this, do you still have an inexplicable sense of familiarity? Do you have a feeling of "is it my delusion, as if the previous story is similar"? Yes, aside from other elements, the biggest difference between this story and the previous story is that C simply toppled B as soon as he came up. Moreover, he also made B pregnant with a child E.
The following story, because it is too tangled, let's fast forward three times the speed.
Concubine B gave birth to child E, and the bad guy F attacked child E to pit Emperor A. Emperor A had spent a hundred years of effort to save Child E, but in the end he didn't save Child E. The bad guy F failed to trap Emperor A, but Concubine B hated Emperor A. Concubine B came out to find the second cargo C, but the second cargo C was imprisoned in the copy by the master G. Concubine B lacks key skills and can't beat the copy of master G, so she can only start studying key skills.
And then well, E is no longer there, and the slip of the tongue skips - FF, gg, etc., after a lot of plots that are turned over and over again, Emperor A becomes Monk A. After a long list of death-and-death encounters, the evil guy F was finally suppressed and accepted as an apprentice by Monk A for probation.
-- Seeing this, do you still have an inexplicable sense of familiarity? Do you have the feeling of "making havoc in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago→ 500 years ago, and → met a bald head at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain"? In fact, aside from other elements, the biggest difference between this story and the famous work of a certain super god lies in the monk's method of influencing the wicked. The monks of the Tang Dynasty used a tight mantra, but Monk A moved it with emotion and reason. The sincerity of the words and the sincerity of the feelings can be described as reasonable and credible.
At the time, it was like this.
Bad Guy F: You, you, why didn't you kill me?
Monk A: Dude, my hat was called green, and the green one was like a lamp. Fortunately, with you, brother, what a big hatred and resentment you gave me with that slap! So don't worry, one life for another, this time, I will cover your life!
Bad guy F: Sure enough, good deeds are rewarded! From now on, I'll be fooled with you!
Then, ABCFG and the handsome guy H and Fairy I who appeared later and other characters performed another story like this. For a long time, a group of singles supported a masterpiece. A hits a single, B hits a single, C hits a single, D hits a single, F hits a single, G hits a single. Even the handsome guy H was a bachelor at that time. Countless characters are completely entangled, forming an unsolvable knot, a mess that is upsetting.
Finally, a heroic figure was born and got this qiē done.
We are still very familiar with this hero, and he has already cleared the earth ol once, and he is suspected of playing the second week.
That's right, this kind of big thing has to depend on our brother Jinlun. Simple and effective, crisp and neat, snap, a slap to kill the monk f. Pushed the first piece of Domino. From there. In a short period of time. Those who were able to break away from the singles were all gone. B and C finally lived happily together, and Monk A also lived next to BC's house, which was gratifying and congratulating.
Eh, classmates, what do you want to ask?A Why do you want to live next to BC and watch them show affection every day, what the hell is this mentality? Hehe, classmates, how else to say that you are still too young and too broken, you must grow a pair of discerning eyes to see the essence through the phenomenon-A so. Didn't he immediately evolve into a legendary character like "Old A Next Door"?
"The pain of being NTR that night has never been able to really go back. Decades, decades, hovering overhead and unable to disperse. Okay now, I've finally waited for the opportunity!You two are married, this is a godsend! My old A next door wants to take revenge for a hundred nights and thousands of nights, so that your old C can also taste the taste of the Minotaur!!"
In this case, the old A next door is settled. I can't get rid of it.
If it weren't for the fact that ABC is old, it doesn't look like it will be able to regenerate the next generation. Otherwise, the teacher would have been able to slap the table with his glasses, teeth, and fingertips, and say, "This is the rhythm of the second season!"
Such a complex, typical, and sensational super gossip can send the "No Cliff Qi People Don't Enjoy the Blessings" of the same theme hundreds of miles away in seconds. The omnidirectional comparison between different types is also the best. What Lin Yuantu is a eunuch, Lin Pingzhi is a eunuch, Yue Buqun is a eunuch, Dongfang Undefeated is a eunuch, Tian Boguang finally became a eunuch "Laughing Proud Eunuch Jianghu" and the like, this kind of revelation that is supported by gender is simply powerless to compete with this "life ab drama" for the headlines.
You say, can the rivers and lakes not be eye-catching, can they not go viral?
(Damn, why do you know that you are talking nonsense, but you are writing that you are starting to believe!, what is the rhythm of this kind of self-refreshing your three views with the lower limit, ah, the soul is light!)
Wu Zhengfeng glanced lightly at the daughter-in-law of the Zhou family who was in her seventies, her name was Aunt Ying, and she was the imperial concubine B. It seems that having a wife is very different from the period when I was a bachelor. All of the men's qi ē are under the jurisdiction of women, and after there is a virtuous helper, the hair, beard, and clothing are fully taken over. After all, Aunt Ying was a princess, and her ability to pick clothes is different from Zhou Botong, who was born recklessly. After her skillful hand, the old naughty boy immediately changed his image.
As for hair color, it's not a bug either. Zhou Botong is highly cultivated, has a pure heart, and always digs He Shou Wu and gnaws old ginseng between the mountains and fields, although it can't be as exaggerated as the free school like Kaihang, but white hair turning black is not a problem. Moreover, it is speculated that Aunt Ying's matter is Zhou Botong's inner demon. Now that he has finally broken his demons, his internal strength is naturally rising, and he naturally looks younger.
If it is said that when the five uniques were rearranged at the end of the Condor, Zhou Botong was only faintly a few points higher than the other four, after all this time, this martial idiot may have been unmistakably stronger than the other four. He is afraid that he has firmly occupied the top spot in the Central Plains - on the surface.
It takes a chapter to say that it's too late, but if you think about it in your head, the first ones are just a few thoughts.
Boom, the sound of horses' hooves approached quickly, and it was Black Carbon who led the horses to gallop over. It's often unreliable when it's fine, but when it feels like it's in a situation, it immediately becomes extremely reliable. No, as soon as it saw that there was a living person, it immediately brought the horse boy to help. It rumbled to the front and stared at Zhou Botong, snorting in its nose and kicking the ground under its feet, as if it was eager to raise its hooves and kick over.
"Don't make a fuss. Yang Qi raised his hand and scratched its chin, and waved his hand to all the horses behind him, and the expressions of all the sweaty horses relaxed.
"Huh?!" the old urchin saw this, his eyes lit up, and the whole person was activated as if he had suddenly pressed some button. Aunt Ying, who was not far away, sighed slightly, it was over, and she was sick again. Ben came to Zhongnan Mountain for something, but looking at the way he is now, if his excitement is gone, it is useless to say anything.
Sure enough, the old naughty boy said to Yang Qi with high interest: "White-haired girl, you really have a set of royal horses, they seem to be able to understand you, how can you do it?" And your kung fu is also very good, otherwise, let's play with both hands, right?"
"Play, play what?" will not be throwing a handkerchief and throwing sandbags, although we are still childlike, but we are not sensitive to things that are too young.
"You can play whatever you want, and you can play whatever you want. My hands are itchy, and I want to compete with you. If you win, you can say anything at will, as long as it doesn't hurt nature and reason, and I will absolutely do it. If I win, that's the same. What's going on, isn't it coming?"
"Oh, this is interesting!" Yang Qi also immediately became energetic.
It seems that he knows a lot of unlearned, and he is a master of interpersonal skills, and he has great potential for use - uh, Yang Qi didn't think about this in her head, in fact, she just had itchy hands.
There is no point in bullying the weak, she has always wanted to find a real master to compete.
The old Taoist priest who is clear and void has enough internal strength, but that's all. If it weren't for the fact that he didn't adapt to the body after shrinking his bones and bones at that time, if it weren't for the inconvenience of his arms at that time, he wouldn't have been able to escape. Needless to say, the monks of Shaolin, like King Kong Ancestor, are sandbags to her. Wu Jianniang is of course strong enough, but she has fought with each other many times, and she is too familiar with each other.
Now she is in good shape, in good condition, her skills are improving, her body is strong, and she is covered by an eggshell like an open hanging. At this time, a master of Zhou Botong's level can just become her touchstone.
"Well, it's a deal!"
snapped, the two high-fived in the air, and the bet was established. (To be continued......)
ps: Let's talk about something that scared me today: At noon, I suddenly found that there was a screening of the return of the Great Sage in our third-tier town. As a monkey, we immediately got excited and wanted to see our kind - and then overslept in the afternoon............ No, none of the above is the key, the key is that when I just woke up in a daze, I listened to the Emperor Taishang popularize new knowledge to the Queen Mother in the tone of discovering the New World: "Now the Internet language is interesting, the little girl is not called the little girl anymore, it is called the little Lorier!" - I tried to add a child's pronunciation, and the Emperor Taishang was still speaking the Luxi dialect at that time, anyway, I was so scared that I was not sleepy immediately. R1292