Chapter 98: I Never Tell a Lie
That figure was extremely sad in his heart, for thousands of years, although it rarely appeared, but every time it never failed, it was invincible.
But it didn't expect that the people it met this time would be so jumpy.
Those two people were simulated by it according to the characters next to Bai Yi when he entered the formation, thinking that Bai Yi would definitely choose one of them, so that it could use its special power to hook away the soul of the person Bai Yi had chosen, leaving Bai Yi in a dilemma.
But who would have thought that Bai Yi would actually say that he wanted it!
If it is carried out according to the words of the white cloth, then will it not be seduced by itself?
That figure was very tired, and couldn't help but despair.
God, finally another doppelganger was defeated and was able to move freely, but the person I met for the first time was so good, is it really suitable?
"Young ......"
After convulsing for a long time, the figure was Youyou and said, "Can't you say it well?"
"How nice these two girls are, how cute, how beautiful, as long as you say who you like, who can become your woman!"
"Do you still need to hesitate for such a good thing?"
That voice kept tempting the white clothes.
However, it didn't know what Bai Yi really thought, Bai Yi didn't have time to hide from these two girls, if the mission required it, how could he act with them?
Oh, big breasts are the pursuit of men and the romance of women!
Flat-chested or something, not worth mentioning!
Moreover, Bai Yi has not been on the earth for so many years, he is clear about all kinds of novels and even game plots, and when he hears that voice so tempting him, he knows that there must be something hidden inside.
With a roll of his eyes, Bai Yi smiled and said, "No, I, Bai Yi, am definitely not the kind of hypocritical person!"
"All I need is a giant girl!"
"You ......"
The voice said bitterly, "Stubborn!"
There was silence for a moment, and the mysterious figure pondered.
As a special doppelganger of the new era, it has a lot of strange things in its head, and it knows that in the rest of the space, this routine is so old that it has lost its teeth.
[Is it possible, this routine is not good in this world? Then I'll change to a new one!]
The special clone twitched suddenly, even if there was a silver-white light enveloping it, it looked extremely ghostly, one meal at a time, and even repeated back and forth.
This kind of repetition immediately frightened Bai Yi. He had a sense of déjà vu!
"Hey, Station B has been resurrected again, but this convulsion and repetition are still a little worse than the Lanxiang excavator!"
After a long time, Bai Yi sighed.
In his time, because of station b, many people were able to watch movies on it, and they were maliciously reported by some people and were closed.
The big guy can't even look at the ghost animal, and it's especially heartbreaking.
Unexpectedly, after returning to the Lingwu Continent, the prototype of a ghost animal actually appeared in the Lingwu Continent!
For a while, Bai Yi cherished his talent in his heart, and secretly made up his mind that if that figure was a human, he would definitely save his life after defeating him, so that he could carry forward the ghost beast!
Maybe in the future, when others bring up the ghost animal, they won't say anything about the Lanxiang excavator or any white mouse, but the name of someone he is!
I'm a man who has created a generation of trends!
It's exciting to think about!
Soon, the ghost beast stopped, and the silver-white light emitted by that figure dissipated, turning into golden light in an instant, looking extremely majestic and holy.
Seeing this scene, even if it was white, he couldn't help but have a solemn face and take a deep breath.
Looks like that figure is going to move for real!
"Young ......"
A thunderous voice echoed: "Do you crave power?"
"Strength?"
The corners of his mouth twitched, Bai Yi almost didn't have a mouthful of blood spurted out, he was ready to fight, but he didn't expect that the voice was so funny, and he used his strength to tempt him!
Oh, I have acted above board all my life, so why do I need the strength that others give me?
"No! I crave Nako!"
The sword slammed into the ground, and the white cloth grinned and said, "Brother, you can't do this routine, you're too old, too stiff, and you can't deceive the current people!"
"it?"
Hearing this, the voice didn't care about Bai Yi's previous answer, and asked eagerly: "Then what should I do? My mission is to fool others, if I can't fool people, I will die and become another form!"
"Simple, you update the data and learn more ways to fool people!"
Pouting, Bai Yi finally understood what the voice was, similar to a soul body, it could directly communicate with people's souls and induce others to do special things.
Before, whether it was dropping a girl or longing for power, it was his flickering routine.
If it fooled others, its success rate would definitely be as high as 99.99%, after all, the world of the Lingwu Continent was still very simple.
However, it was only to blame that the voice met the white clothes.
Who is the white man?
That's a man who has experienced the baptism of all kinds of Internet jokes, not to mention this kind of fooling, even if it's ten times more advanced, huh...... If it's ten times more advanced, you might be fooled!
"Learn how to fool people?"
The voice was quite helpless: "I can only be shut down here, occasionally get some memories and news from the master, where can I learn?"
Hearing this, Bai Yi's eyes couldn't help but light up, his eyes rolled, and he suddenly said with a smile: "Brother, I see that your bones are amazing, you are born to be a genius who fools people!
"Will you teach me?"
When the words fell, the voice suddenly became eager, and in the golden light, the figure kept writhing, as if it was very longing.
"Hehe, brother, I see that you have a relationship with me, there is a flickering treasure book, after reading it well, you can fool the brainless people in the world! The original price is nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight, and the current price is only nine yuan and nine cents for you!"
"It's better to act than to be excited, Lao Tie, what are you waiting for?
"As long as you have the Fool Book, you can fool the people of the world and complete your mission!"
"Nine yuan nine, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled, you can also buy a life skill, so that your life is more secure!
Bai Yi spoke very quickly, and as he spoke, he also felt out a blue cheatbook from his chest.
Suddenly, in the golden light, the voice's breathing became rapid, mixed with the sound of swallowing saliva.
"But ......"
After a long time, the voice said helplessly: "I have no money!"
"It doesn't matter if you don't have money, you can take credit first!"
Bai Yi showed a bright smile: "I pay attention to honesty when I do business, and I can provide loan services! It only takes nine hundred and ninety-eight to repay the money in ten years, nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-eight in one hundred years, and a thousand years, I believe you won't delay it for so long, right?"
"As long as you have the Book of Fooling, you will be able to fool everyone in ten years, complete the task, and reach the peak of life in a hundred years!
"Is the Fool Book really so powerful?"
The sound of swallowing saliva kept ringing.
"Heh, I never tell a lie!"
Bai Yi silently added a sentence in his heart: "I only tell lies!"
"That's okay, give me a book of fools, I want credit!"
The voice shouted urgently, and in an instant, the corners of Baiyi's mouth rose, revealing a bright smile.
Very well, the figure is finished!
"Buzz!"
Sure enough, at the same time as the voice shouted, the golden light beside it gradually dissipated.
"Damn, you bastard, how dare you fool me?!!!"
"Wow wow, don't let me see you again, otherwise, I will definitely take revenge!"
The terrible scream, its body also quickly dissipated, and it could not be stopped at all.
"Ahhh
In the last long whistle, the figure dissipated, and all the golden light also dispersed, and in an instant, there was darkness in front of the white clothes, and it was very silent!
(PS: Hahaha, you haven't guessed it yet, it's about to go deep into the forbidden land, if you can't guess it, this time the reward will be missed again!! give you a hint, about traditional Chinese mythology, the flood and the like, whether it's the plot, or the people summoned by the divine order!! hehe!!
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