In the early years of the Republic of China, there were bursts of roars in the yamen somewhere in the south.

Security Captain Ah Wei looked at the "rare treasures" collected by his subordinates and couldn't help but be furious.

My cousin is coming back from the provincial capital, so should I take these pig treasures and dog treasures...... Give it to my cousin as a gift?"

The subordinates cried and said, "Viagra, how do we know that you are going to give Miss Biao a gift, and we thought that you have recently gotten close to Ruhua in Yihong Courtyard and need to make up for it...... I've even got a tiger whip for that!"

"Fart, does Lao Tzu need someone to make up?" the security captain Ah Wei scolded and sighed, "I originally wanted to get some special gifts for my cousin...... Forget it, I can't count on you for this kind of thing!

How dare a few of his subordinates touch their heads and run out with their farts and urine.

"That tiger whip will be delivered to the kitchen later, and I will be left for supper at night!"

"Hey...... I understand, we understand ......" The guys laughed wickedly.

"You know. Get out of here!"

Ah Wei scolded, and then sat down on the chair dejectedly, extremely depressed in his heart.

He and his cousin Ren Tingting are childhood sweethearts, since their cousin went to the provincial capital, they haven't seen each other for so many years, and they heard that their cousin has become a big girl, how can he not be tempted? After all, marrying his cousin, not only can he hold a beauty, but also inherit the Ren family's millions.

Therefore, when he heard that his cousin was coming back from the provincial capital, Ah Wei immediately mobilized his subordinates to collect "rare treasures" in the hope of giving his cousin a surprise. Who knows that these guys who can't get dog meat on the banquet have collected all the aphrodisiac things, although these things are what he likes, but if he lets his cousin see it, it will be over!

Just when Ah Wei was worried about what gift to give his cousin.

Suddenly, a voice sounded in mid-air: "Scan the target." Name: Ah Wei, age 25, status: security captain...... Qualified, can be bound!"

"Who...... Who's talking!" Ah Wei was startled and almost jumped out of his chair.

"Host Ah Wei, is it bound to the system?"

This time, the voice sounded directly in Ah Wei's head.

"Ahh

Ah Wei screamed in fright, fell off the chair with his ass, and hid directly under the table.

"It's a shame to have such a low host......" Luo Ye was speechless in his heart.

That's right, the voice in Ah Wei's head is naturally the system of Luo Ye's incarnation.

After entering the zombie plane, Luo Ye has been looking for a host. Originally, he wanted to bind Uncle Jiu, after all, Uncle Jiu is the protagonist of this world, but after thinking about it, he still vetoed it. Uncle Nine is shrewd and old-fashioned, and his first reaction after seeing the system may be to directly subdue demons and eliminate demons.

As for the others, only the two apprentices of Uncle Nine have more scenes: Wencai and Qiusheng. But it's also unreliable. Uncle Nine knows the two of them well, if there is a sudden bug on the two of them, it will be difficult to hide it from Uncle Nine. All, Luo Ye simply chose the host object as Ah Wei.

After all, Ah Wei is the captain of the security guard, and he controls the power of life and death here, and even Uncle Nine said that he would catch it, and after becoming the host, it is very beneficial to the system to act conveniently. Secondly, Ah Wei is a bit clever, but he likes to take advantage of small advantages, and he is also relatively good at routines.

As a system that aspires to routines the heavens and all worlds, there is no better host than Ah Wei.

However, Luo Ye didn't expect Ah Wei to be so low, and he fell down directly after seeing the system.

Luo Ye could only speak helplessly, and said: "I'm not a ghost, I'm an immortal, as long as you bind me, you will soon be promoted to become rich, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life!"

"Promoted and rich...... Ah Wei's eyes lit up suddenly, and he asked, "Then can you help me catch up with my cousin?"

“......”

Luo Ye was speechless in his heart, I am going to change the name of the sister flirting system, but he still continued to the routine: "It's a trivial matter, as long as you bind me to me, don't say chasing your cousin, even if you let your cousin chase you, it's not a problem!"

"That's great, I'm going to bind ......"

"Ding! The host accepts the binding, and the binding is successful!"

"Congratulations to the host for becoming the first host of the strongest flirting system. The system will do its best to help the host complete the dream, please check the host for specific information!" Since Ah Wei wants to pursue Tingting, Luo Ye has no choice but to change the name of the system to the flirting sister system.

The system is to be anxious about what people are anxious about, what people need, and at all costs, to routineize the host and achieve the purpose of upgrading.

"System Immortal, how can I chase my cousin?" Ah Wei has completely regarded the system as an immortal.

"Pick up a girl, it's nothing more than five words: Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian!

is as beautiful as Pan An, as big as a donkey, and has a lot of money like Deng Tong, a wealthy man in the Han Dynasty, and he has to take care of women carefully, be considerate to them, and spend more time with women. ”

"Of course, you don't touch any of the three things!" Luo Ye secretly despised in his heart, although he was a poor dick, he accounted for two of these three. This Ah Wei is really low to the extreme.

"Then what should I do?" Ah Wei looked embarrassed and cried with a sad face.

"It's very simple, the most important thing to treat a woman is to be careful, what she likes you to give, what she likes to listen to and what you say. With the system in place, everything is not a problem. ”

After a pause, Luo Ye waved his hand, and a book appeared in Ah Wei's mind.

As long as you learn the above tricks, from the eighty-year-old grandmother to the eight-year-old girl, you can catch it. ”

"I want to ...... it" Ah Wei swallowed his saliva, his heart was excited.

was shouted "I want" by a big man to himself and looked impatient, Luo Ye got goosebumps, and could only gag and said: "Pickle girl treasure book, discounted price, don't take 998, 100 points home." The host points are insufficient, please earn points as soon as possible!"

"Integral ...... How do I get it?" Thinking of the pickle girl book I got, I can become a pickle girl master, a cousin, and a family fortune...... Ah Wei's heart became more and more difficult to restrain himself.

"There are two ways to get points: first, complete the tasks released by the system and get points rewards. Second, the host can collect items and trade them in the system mall to obtain points. ”

Hearing Luo Ye's answer, Ah Wei scratched his head and said, "I don't have anything of value either." Can Dayang redeem points?"

"Ding. Discover 100 pieces of the ocean, which can be exchanged for 10 points. ”

"So little, then wouldn't it cost a thousand yuan for me to exchange for the Pickle Girl Treasure Book!" Ah Wei's face was full of pain.

"Except for the ocean, everything else of value can also be exchanged for points. The host can turn on the item identification function, so that the value of the item can be identified in advance and decide whether to redeem it with the system mall. ”