706 This book is finally a eunuch!

The so-called partial listening is dark, and both listening is clear. As a good young man in the new era, let's not just look at the protagonist's words, and then let us change to Song Lizong's perspective to look at today's encounter.

[My name is Zhao Yun, and my real name is Zhao Yuju. There used to be a father who was a petty official, but my father died when I was seven years old. Before I was sixteen years old, I was a peasant in a small mountain village, and I was still the kind of poor peasant and fart who couldn't even marry my daughter-in-law. I thought that this life would be like this, and that I would spend my life humbly, but I never expected that I was wrong - I became an emperor. 】

[The reason for becoming an emperor is ridiculous, just because the direct line, collateral lineage, and all the male relatives imaginable by the previous emperor are all dead. I don't know why, I don't remember which ancestors were related to the royal family in my life, so I was taken away. My front foot was still kneeling in the yellow mud wearing linen and filial piety for the state funeral of the former emperor, and my back foot was entrusted to the throne to become the Supreme of the Ninth Five-Year Plan. 】

[In fact, of course, I am not the only one who is a super distant royal family like me, there are many other than me. I don't have the skills, I don't know anything, I don't even know a single big character, I'm nothing compared to other competitors. But probably because of this, they died, and I succeeded. It doesn't matter if I'm incompetent, just the person who put me in the position is powerful. 】

[Then I began to learn to be an emperor, I studied literature and martial arts, I read calligraphy and painting, I repaired my manners and learned etiquette, I thought I was doing well-but soon found that all this was useless. The person who carried me up was so strong that I couldn't resist at all. 】

[As an emperor, of course, I also have the ambition to say what I say and follow the law. I was also annoyed and annoyed by being held hostage like this. But when I saw the beautiful woman I had never dreamed of lying on the bed, smiling obediently at me no matter how I played, even if it hurts. I've found that this is actually quite good. 】

[Unable to resist power, unable to resist temptation, so. I started to be cool, and I was cool for decades. It doesn't matter if the person holding me hostage is dead or replaced. Once upon a time, there were emperors who tried their best, but they all died early. I've worked hard too, but unfortunately it's not that material. Now I don't care about anything, just be a faint gentleman, but I can stay cool until I am old. 】

[I'm no longer a poor peasant or a fart. 】

"I'm no longer me. It's me. 】

[I thought that this life would be like this, and the widow would spend his life happily, but I never thought of it. I'm wrong again - I've become ...... Uh, low-class people. 】

[On this day, I went to play with women as usual. The little goblin who hooked the soul was called Miao Idiot, and I thought about her frantically from the first time I saw her. This urge has been gone for a long time. She's like a wild phoenix. It seems that she will fly away at any time, and in order to trap her, I did not hesitate to risk angering the person who held me hostage, and directly decreed that she would be a concubine on the spot. Because I was afraid that Feng was too small, she would disdain it. 】

[Sure enough, no woman can refuse the position of the concubine, she came. I really can't wait to be happy with her immediately, but the rule that I must sacrifice to heaven after being a god cannot be changed. On weekdays, rules are nothing to me, as long as they are not a big deal. I say what I say. The people who hold me hostage won't be too dead, and they will still give me a lot of convenience. 】

[But this time is different.] This time, the sealed concubine Niangniang is really miraculous, so I can only force myself to be safe and endure it. 】

[During fasting and sacrificing to the heavens, my whole heart was full of the shadow of wonderful idiots. Thinking that she was waving her cloud sleeves and dancing her waist, like a phoenix flying for nine days. But thinking about it, the shadow of the wonderful idiot gradually changed into the shadow of the concubine. Only then did I know that the reason why I was so addicted to wonderful idiots was because there were some places in her body that resembled Tianfei Niangniang. 】

[It's not looks, it's not figure, it's not everything external. It's the look that looks at me, the kind of eyes that are charming to the bone, but they don't take me seriously at all. This look reminded me of the intimidating majesty of the Heavenly Concubine, and reminded me of the first time I saw the young lady when I was a child working on a short job, and I couldn't stop it. 】

[To the goddess, what man doesn't want to blaspheme?]

[I feel that the reason why I was able to meet the wonderful idiot is completely because fate is fulfilling me. 】

[Today, after the sacrifice to heaven is over, I can't wait for a moment. From the moment I flipped over her sign, my heart was pounding. urged the eunuchs who carried the dragon chariot all the way, and in the end I thought they were slow, so I simply ran by myself. For the first time, I felt that the Manna Hall was so far away. 】

[The Hall of Manna has finally arrived. 】

[I pushed open the door of the Manna Hall with anticipation, and inside the door, she was waiting for me. 】

[She's still like that, and she's not afraid because I'm the emperor, which is good.] She's proactive, even a little aggressive, which is even better. The way she looked at me was incomprehensible, as if she was thinking about a demon girl with a ghost idea, which made me feel a little nervous, which was simply wonderful!]

When she put the rope around my neck, when she pushed me into the chair, when she tied me up, I didn't even resist, I even thought she was playing a game with me, and I even had a dry mouth looking forward to what would happen next!]

[Until, she whipped me ......]

"Ahh

How long has it been, how long has it been since I experienced this feeling? I really didn't expect that after decades, this feeling would find me again. I screamed, I shouted, I screamed, but it was useless. I could clearly hear the voices of the guards outside chatting, but they couldn't hear me at all!]

"Yo, it's quite a joy to scream," San Miao shook up a silk cloth, which could be used as a whip under the infusion of true qi. She looked at Song Lizong with a smile, and snapped it down again: "Come on, keep calling!"

"Ahh

[I continued to shout, but no one heard. What kind of demon is this? Who is she? Why do you want to harm me?! But I haven't given up hope yet, because Gonggong Liu is not far away. I believe that as long as he is there, no one can really hurt me. He's going to rush in. Save me from fire and water!]

[Then Gonggong Liu appeared, but unfortunately he didn't walk in by himself, but was grabbed by his legs and dragged in on the ground. I don't know if I broke my nose or mouth on some of the steps. He dragged a whole trail of blood on the ground......]

[But what stunned me the most was not the defeat of Gonggong Liu, but the person who dragged Gonggong Liu in. If it weren't for being tied, I really wanted to pinch my leg hard, because that person actually looked exactly like the concubine Niangniang!

"...... Celestial Princess"

"Concubine, your brother-in-law! I will be angry at the mention of this!" Yang Qi threw the old eunuch away, rolled up his sleeves and forced him up angrily: "Listen to the name you have sealed, Concubine Tian? Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu himself!"

[By the way: although the situation is not good now, I still can't help but desert. When she got closer, she saw that the real person was more exciting than the idol. Goosebumps are up......]

Song Lizong was tied to a chair (don't study whether there is a chair in the Song Dynasty, this is not the earth~), there are three wonders, there is no need to gag his mouth at all. He shouted whatever he wanted. Without any kung fu, he couldn't have made a single step out of the door.

Yang Qi pressed up violently. That scene was like a social bully blackmailing elementary school students.

"Boy, listen to me. Your women have made me very unhappy, but the root cause is still on you. So from now on, you have been kidnapped by Lao Tzu and me. If I ask you to do something, you will have to do it immediately! If you are not asked to do anything, you will not even be able to think about it! If you dare to change your mind...... Hmph!"

After a very villainous snort, Yang Qi looked left and right and wanted to do something that should be done-but found that there was not even anything in this manna hall that could manifest saints! Who knew that the emperor's security work was in place, and he couldn't find anything like it at all.

Alas. It's so annoying, it's so embarrassing to be in such a small place! How can you scare him if you don't show some means?

Yang Qizheng thought unhappily, subconsciously raised his feet like a mountain king, and stepped on the chair between Song Lizong's legs with a bang.

Under the suppression of the absolute life level, this foot gave Song Lizong no less than feeling Godzilla's trampling at an ultra-close range. After one kick, he actually felt like a prostration for the rest of his life. The old ruffian was covered in cold sweat and flowed out in an instant, and this foot was only 0.01 centimeter away from his descendants! (psychological effect, in fact, not so close) This mood is really a chrysanthemum tight, a shrinkage below, and the heart is about to jump out of his throat.

He immediately nodded hurriedly: "Yes, yes, yes! I listen to Niangniang for everything, Niangniang spares her life!"

[At this moment, the widow finally remembered the fear that I had deliberately forgotten. 】

"Huh?" Yang Qi lowered his head and stared at the old ruffian's eyes, and the feeling of life coercion became even stronger, making the old man tremble. Since she walked through the mysterious island, the coercion on her body has gradually become obvious, and she can gradually apply it actively. Unconsciously emitted it, and it scared the old man half to death.

Well, it seems that there is no need for any more manifestations.

Yang Qi narrowed his eyes, and finally threatened with a villain expression: "What kind of mother, who is mother, you are only a mother! You kid listen to me, from now on you will be a low-level person." Don't think about any bad ideas, because you can't escape the palm of my hand. ”

Yang Qi smiled weirdly (in order to scare the old ruffian), and then his body suddenly began to change. With a slight bone sound, Yang Qi began to change his appearance in front of Song Lizong. The old eunuch's height and posture are about the same as that of the Eagle Master, and he has not lost his fortune in martial arts all year round, so it is not so troublesome to change.

First it changes into the form of the eagle, and then it only needs to change slightly on this basis - the skin changes in rhythm and turns into wrinkles. The hair was shaken, the dye brush peeled off, faded from the pitch black and became bright white. His hands rubbed together on his face as if he were washing his face, the bridge of his nose was raised to look yin, and his eyes were slender and fierce.

Song Lizong was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth, and he stared wide-eyed as Concubine Tianniang turned into Gonggong Liu. If it weren't for the lack of age spots, the skin being too delicate, the luster of white hair and the sparkle in his eyes being too bright, if it weren't for the fact that when he lowered his head and saw the real Gonggong Liu still lying on the ground, overflowing with a pool of blood, he would really think that it was Gonggong Liu himself in front of him.

[This、This is not a disguise technique.] How can there be a Rongshu that doesn't require any materials! This is a fairy change, this is a god method!]

Originally, she couldn't do it to this extent, but after returning from the mysterious island, she could. The spiritual fruit position is holy and touches the heavens and the earth, and the true qi fruit position suppresses the five directions and blooms with flowers. The flesh and fruit position cannot easily interfere with the outer world. But it is the fruit position that is the most able to control the inner heaven and earth and grasp the self-body. After returning from the mysterious island, Yang Qi became more mellow and comfortable in many subtleties.

She looked left and right at the bronze mirror and nodded with satisfaction: "What an abominable face...... By the way, Sanmiao, you've been holding back for a while, and I'll leave it to you when you wait for the next person, and you can play how you like today. ”

Three wonderful surprises. Eyes rippling. Playing the king of a country, even when Sanmiaomen was at its peak, this kind of thing was something she couldn't think of. She originally thought that she was just beating the side drums, playing auxiliaries, and sharing the soup today. This already excites her. Who would have thought that Yang Qi would throw all the hard dishes over, which really made her voice tremble a little: "Slave, slave, is it really possible?"

"Of course you can, and if you don't play, who else will play, I'm not interested anyway. Moreover. Isn't today supposed to be the day for you to 'go to bed'? This whole night is for you. As soon as she turned around, she gave a thumbs up to the face of Gonggong Liu, and looked like a boxing coach-like "Come on, boy!" expression: "Drought to death, watering thoroughly - this seems to be the correct way to raise flowers~"

At this moment, Sam Miao felt a great satisfaction that filled his whole body and mind. She looked radiant, bowed, and then hummed a little song, grabbed the overwhelmed Song Lizong, and walked to the bedroom in the depths of the Manna Palace. The water sleeves are lightly flicked, and the true qi is swept away. Where Sanmiao passed, heavy curtains hung down one after another. The curtain cuts off the world. cut off Song Lizong's terrifying gaze.

A moment later, there was a snap, a whip, a scream, and the drama began.

"This time, my aunt and grandmother will help you increase your memory first. Tell me yourself, who are you?"

"Widow ......"

Smack!

"What kind of widow, dare to be widowed? Believe it or not, aunt and grandmother, I'll scrape you to death! I'll give you another chance, and say, "Who are you?"

"Iβ€”I'm a low-class person......"

[On this day, I am no longer me, I have become me again. 】

"You can also be a low-level person? Say a little less low-level words! With a lowly body and usurping the name of the superior, it seems that the old lady is not good enough to give you a good memory!"

Bang bang, a series of whipping sounds.

"Woo woo! I'm wrong, I'm a low-level subordinate, I'm a low-level subordinate!

[On this day, in the midst of the whipping, I suddenly saw that the experience of a lifetime was like a marquee in front of my eyes. 】

"You say that, but in fact, you don't know what a low-level person is. ”

"Don't fight! Don't fight! Wait for someone to be low, just do whatever I want me to do!"

[On this day, I suddenly discovered that the prosperity and drunkenness of the past few decades are all empty bubbles. The days of the Ninety-Five are just a dream. 】

"There is no evidence for empty words, and take action. Give you a chance to prove yourself - learn to bark. ”

"This ......"

Syllable!

"Woo-woo!"

[On this day, my personality was completely trampled on. 】

"Didn't you call it quite energetic just now, how wilted now, it seems that I have to give you some motivation. ”

"Woo-woo-woo! woo-woo!"

[On this day, I found my true presence in the whipping, and found my true self under the imperial robe. 】

"What a good dog, but obedient, but too ugly. Now you're a dog, and it's okay if the dog doesn't slip, come, climb twice. ”

"Yes!"

"Who told you to talk about people!

[On this day, I discovered a new version of myself, and I felt incredibly fulfilled. 】

Smack!

"Woo woo woo - woo woo ......"

[When I was whipped on my body, when I was trampled on my head by the soles ......of my feet, and when I was forced to crawl on the ground on my knees, I, I, I-!

"What's your expression, aren't you happy? Smile at me!"

Syllable!

"Woooooooo

[Hey, hey, hey, hey...... I can't stop it......]

Outside the curtain, Jiao Niang quietly appeared, she and Yang Qi quietly listened to the movements inside, and their expressions were very strange.

Jiao Niang's expression was quite complicated: "Can this work?"

"I don't know, but Sanmiao is so invested in playing, the king can be expected. Yang Qi put on Father-in-law Liu's coat, put on a plate of hair and a eunuch hat, picked up the dust and shook it, and then sank down a face, which was really decent.

She pinched her throat and learned from Gonggong Liu's voice and said in a tone: "The miscellaneous family will not be a palace maid in the future, and the miscellaneous family will be eunuchs! If you can't get along with the miscellaneous family, you can't get along with the emperor. Little palace maid, relax your mind and break through the retreat. ”

Jiao Niang smiled and pretended to salute: "The little girl thanked Gonggong Liu." ”

"Bahahahaha!" Yang Gonggong just laughed, and suddenly found that the folds were a little laughing, and his facial features were a little collapsed, so he quickly held back his laughter and stabilized his face. Alas, it's hard to be a plastic surgery monster!

"Oh, yes, yes, and this. Yang Gonggong took out a wind and rain stone and handed it to Jiao Niang: "This stone has a miraculous effect and can help break through." One for me, one for you, one for each person. (To be continued......)

PS: This chapter is really not suitable for cutting into two, so although Shou also knows that it feels more refreshing to send it into two chapters, but let's send a two-in-one chapter~