Chapter 739: You Joy and I Worry
"Old man, are you a fairy?" the big fat man asked with a straight face.
"How do you say this?" Although Dugu Tianfeng asked suspiciously, the smugness on his face was obvious.
"In addition to the immortal method, the little one is really lonely and unheard, and I have never heard of it, what other methods can make people continue to expand?" Although the fat man said hesitantly, his tone was quite firm.
"Haha, this is actually not an immortal method at all. If you want to blame, you can only blame yourself for too much fat!"
After listening to Dugu Tianfeng's words, the big fat man who was still sitting on the ground asked very embarrassedly, "Is this ...... What does this have to do with my 'wealth' (referring to fat)?"
"Hehe, you're a cook yourself. Don't you know anything about fat?" Dugu Tianfeng smiled evilly, "I just injected a little internal force into your body, and then kept stirring to make the fat in your body run at a high speed......
"Oh, I know!" Hearing this, Drifting Without a Trace suddenly felt his eyes light up, so he couldn't help but interject, "High-speed operation generates heat, and under the action of heat, the grease will liquefy or even vaporize and cause the volume to expand!"
"What 'liquefaction' or 'vaporization'?" Zheng Rentu asked with wide eyes, he forgot to use the honorific title of Master because he was so curious.
Drifting away from hearing it, he immediately realized his gaffe. After all, these are all high-tech terms on a highly civilized earth, and who has ever heard of people from this other world?
Thinking of this, Piao Wuxian hurriedly explained vaguely: "Oh, this is just the unique dialect of our hometown. You chefs have experienced that when the grease is heated in the pot, it changes its shape and looks like it takes up a lot more space. Right?"
When the big fat man and Zheng Rentu heard this, they couldn't help but think about it, and then they sighed almost in unison: "It's really yes!"
"Haha, don't forget, you two, after heating, some of this fat will come out!" Dugu Tianfeng reminded triumphantly, "I said, big fat man, you reached out and touched it yourself, did you sweat just now?"
The fat man rolled his eyes when he heard this, and at the same time said angrily in his heart: "Hmph, it's strange to be tortured like this old thing like you, and you don't sweat all over your body!"
Dugu Tianfeng saw the big fat man sitting motionless on the ground, so he continued to tempt: "Reach out and touch it, and you will know that there is greasy fat in that sweat bead." ”
This time, the big fat man was taken aback, and hurriedly reached out and touched it for a while, and then rubbed his fingers back and forth.
"Haha, my old man didn't lie to you, right?" Dugu Tianfeng became more and more proud, "Big fat man, you have to thank my old man! After such a baptism, I will keep you able to lose ten pounds and eight pounds." Hehe, without this lot of fat, your kid's future actions will definitely be a lot lighter!"
When the big fat man heard this, he jumped up from the ground with a whimper. "Your mother is an old thing, didn't you want my fat man's life? Is it easy for your fat man and my iconic fat to come by? You ruined me so much at once. I won't let people live!"
Hehe, this chef actually has an innate advantage in terms of diet, so many chefs associate obesity with cooking skills. In fact, the big fat man now is the most famous "fat" one in Yaotai. Wherever he goes, as long as the fat of the whole body swings there, everyone will respectfully call him "chef"! Therefore, unlike ordinary people, this big fat man is proud of the "fat of the whole body"!
However, with all the roars and roars just now, the big fat man didn't dare to really shout out. After all, the unbearable pain just now still makes him feel palpitated. Besides, once he annoys the unfathomable bald old man in front of him, let him do it again, and make himself lose ten pounds and eight pounds of fat, then he really has the heart to "die"!
The big fat man's face was flushed, and he held back for a long time, and then he bowed down and said, "Thank you old man for your love." ”
However, contrary to the heartbroken mood of the big fat man, our Piao Daxia is overjoyed at the moment. "Wow, is this the legendary miraculous 'instant weight loss method'? Haha, it's developed now! When I return to Earth in the future, this trick alone will be enough to earn him a lot of money. Hehe, no matter what, I'm going to have to find a time to learn this trick from the old madman!haha, it's a 'surprise'!"
The big fat man's body staggered twice, I don't know if it was caused by the weakness caused by fat burning, or because he was too depressed in his heart. After settling down with some difficulty, the big fat man spoke: "Old man, let's get down to business." I don't know, which of the three of you is the 'new generation of little chefs' who has been missing for a long time?"
"Look, who of the three of us is more likely?" Dugu Tianfeng asked rhetorically with some mischief.
"Surely you are not, old man. Because the age definitely doesn't match. As for the remaining two, judging from their figures, it seems that this one is more like this. The big fat man guessed as he pointed his finger and disappeared, "It's just that he seems to be much younger." Impossible, more than ten years have passed, and the 'new generation of little chefs' doesn't look old at all, right? Besides, this one is not as handsome as the 'new generation of little chefs' in my impression!"
Drifting without a trace is a black line on his face, and he said angrily in his heart: "His grandmother's, I'm just not handsome, then you damn fat man, there's no need to emphasize it so much in front of everyone, right?"
On the contrary, Zheng Rentu had a smug face, and raised his head at Dugu Tianfeng and Piaowu, which meant: How is it? I didn't lie to you, right? Then he put on a pose that he thought was cool and chic to the big fat man.
"Hey, buddy, what are you doing here?" the big fat man asked with a puzzled look on his face.
"Don't you think I'm 'handsome'?" Zheng Rentu asked with dissatisfaction.
"You can't have a problem with your ears, right?" the big fat man looked disdainful, "I'm talking about the 'new generation of little chef kings' back then, not you!"
"I'm the 'new generation of little chefs'!"
After listening to Zheng Rentu's answer, the big fat man was so hung that he suddenly laughed and turned his back on his anger. "Haha, don't be funny, man! Just like a bear, you're still a 'new little chef'? Ouch, I'm laughing to death! I said, even if you want to pretend, you'll have to find someone who looks a little bit like it." Right?"