Chapter 58 The Man Who Doesn't Enter the World
Che Xiao was overjoyed by Hua Wuliukua's heart, and laughed shyly: "Since you know so well, then tell me how to win his favor." Say it, and I won't kill you, or I'll chop you up and cut your flesh and feed it to the fish." ”
"Uh. ”
it!
It's a matter of Lao Tzu!
Lao Tzu is only responsible for blowing!
"I'll give you ten seconds to think about it, and I'll do it in ten seconds!"
After speaking, a delicate dagger appeared in Che Xiao's hand, with a cold glow flashing on it, accompanied by her bloody and beautiful smile.
Hua Wuliu was terrified, and the chrysanthemum twitched.
Mom!
"Brother Sulfone, you killed me!!"
He began to cry, and at this moment there was no image of anything.
......
Back in the courtyard, Nan Sulfone enjoyed an emperor-level treatment!
Because of the fatigue of today's battle, Kite Eleven personally cooked and cooked a large table of dishes.
Halfway, after all kinds of care and greetings to Nan Sulfone, after the two of them had the experience of abusing the dog today, they seemed to have been recognized, and Kite Eleven let go of the last burden in his heart.
Completely regarded himself as Nan Yan's lover, and even Nan Yan did not object, but was very satisfied with this result.
"Sister Eleven, are you going to marry your brother?"
"Huh!"
Kite Eleven was asked like this, and immediately ran away shyly.
Nan Yan laughed evilly in the back, and Nan Yan saw it, and reached out to grab her and spank her.
This little girl is too jumpy, she actually dares to bully his daughter-in-law?
Nan Yan was slapped a few times, and immediately broke free and ran away, shouting as he ran: "Sister, brother touched my ass!
Sulfone: "......"
This Lori has become a sperm.,Even cheating knows.,Anyway, do you know what cheating means?
He returned to the room, sat cross-legged on the bed, his expression suddenly became serious, and said to the Tiangong Monument: "Fool Shi, are you ready to explain your things?"
"Ready, Boss. ”
The Tiangong Monument flew out and came to Nan Sulfone.
A few rays of light shot out.
There was a pile of dung balls on the ground, no more, no less, exactly seven.
"Hmm. ”
Nan Sulfone nodded in satisfaction, then closed her eyes, worrying about her luck.
With the most solemn look and the most serious tone, he shouted loudly: "Come out!!!
System: "......"
Are you paralyzed!!
After a while, the sound of the system's angry voice sounded in Nan Sulfone's mind, and he cursed at Nan Sulfone.
Nan Yu grinned, and finally gave up.
This dog system, he has called the other party at least 200 times in the past half a month, without responding to him.
Fortunately, he was witty enough to come up with such a genius plan, and it really worked.
"Do you think Lao Tzu is a dragon? Can you get something decent?"
The system seemed to sense the stench emanating from the dung balls below, and the sound of deplorable breath came again.
Nan Sulfone touched the back of his head and laughed dryly.
"I'm sorry, there are no dragon balls in this world, and I can't find decent balls for the time being, so I can only ask the fool to rub a few stones. You touch it, it's still hot. ”
System: "Hot for your sister!"
No matter how much you don't get a few dung balls, it's an insult to it!
"Okay, okay, as a system, how can you be so agitated? You should look at these dung balls with a pious heart, you see, how unpretentious they are, this
It is the crystallization of the hard work of the working people!"
System: "Crystallization, I'll make you sperm later!"
"Hahaha...... I'm joking, joking. I just wanted to ask you a few questions. ”
Nan Yan explained with a smile that it was the first time he had seen this system catch chickens like this, but he didn't dare to be too arrogant, for fear that this indecent system would do something crazy when he was excited
Things to come.
The system was silent, as if it was angry and didn't want to bird him.
"Since you don't speak, then I'll take you as a tacit. ”
"First question, isn't there any reward for me to cross a multi-level battle this time?"
Hearing this, the system was slightly stunned, and then, a prompt sound sounded in Nan Yu's mind.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host--go to Nima, disgusting Lao Tzu still wants a reward?
The system's voice was full of resentment, like a resentful woman.
Originally, it was good, but Nan Sulfone also heard it beautifully, and when he was suddenly scolded, he was stunned.
Nan Sulfone was silent for a while, hurriedly straightened his posture, and continued to ask questions.
"Second question, what is the reward this time?"
The system was silent for a while, and after a while, it spit out two words: "Absolute sperm!"
I rub!
Nan Sulfone was startled, it was really ruthless enough! mysterious enough!
He touched his chin and fell into deep thought, not expecting the world to be so sinister.
Is this dog system a female system?
"The third question, and most important, do you dare to say yes?"
System: "......"
Silence, deathly silence.
"Hey, hey, system?"
Silent.
The system is hiding again.
Nan sulfone called frantically, crying and screaming, and after about an hour, the system seemed to feel annoyed and replied with a word.
"Say it. ”
Nan Sulfone put away her expression and grinned.
"This is a very important and serious question, and only you can answer me. ”
"Say!"
"Am I handsome today?"
System: "......"
"Ah!!!!h
Nan Sulfone's mind suddenly remembered a sound of a groundhog howling.
Frightened, his scalp tingled, he jumped up from the bed, lay back on the bed and rolled around.
it!
He sat up from the bed with a pale face and trembling, his head blank, and he was almost shocked into a fool.
At this time, Tiangong Monument hid in the corner and shivered, watching Nan Sulf talking to himself alone, talking and laughing, and jumping and rolling on a donkey.
Its divine sense swept the entire room, but it didn't find a single figure.
It felt that the owner must be schizophrenic.
This symptom is not the first time it has appeared, it is an indirect neuropathy.
"It's over, I don't have any medicine for the brain here, and the boss is hopeless. ”
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At night, the moon and stars are scarce.
In the Eastern Empire, on the outskirts of the central imperial capital, an old man walked out of the void with a stone sword behind his back, simple and mysterious.
A simple dress that leaves no trace of dust.
"Strange, the breath is gone again?"
This old man came from the ancient wilderness, traveled hundreds of thousands of miles all the way, and finally went to Yudi City.
It turned out that the person was no longer there, and now he came to the central imperial capital, and he had been looking for Nan Sulfone on the way, but he just couldn't find it.
In fact, at his speed, it only takes a few minutes to get from Yudi City to the imperial capital.
But in order to avoid going the wrong way again, he started from Yudi City, walked all the way, and searched every district he passed.
Now that I finally came to the imperial capital, it was half a month later.
"Who is it? Jing has such magical powers, when I find you out, I will definitely ask for advice. ”
The sound reverberated through the heavens and the earth, and the countless weak spirit beasts around them came from the panic of life instinct.
But I can't feel the breath of the old man......
Suddenly, the old man raised his head and cast his gaze to the south, thousands of miles away, there was a pillar of light, straight into the sky, through the heavens and the earth.
But at this time, the pillar of light was much weaker than before.
"Huh, that little thing was taken?"
The old man stretched out his hand, pinched his fingers, and then his pupils widened.
"Not even really?"
He muttered for a moment, then stepped out, and in the blink of an eye
has come to the front of Yanhua Academy.
The old man looked at the stone tablet in front of Yanhua's door with an indifferent expression
, a pair of deep pupils, as deep as a black hole.
Suddenly, everything in Yanhua was reflected in his eyes.
The old man didn't use his divine thoughts, the mysterious powerhouse didn't know where he was hiding in the imperial capital, and he didn't want to alarm the other party.
If he scares the other party away, he will have to spend some time looking for it.
"That enchantment is all over the world, and even I didn't have it back then
The law was broken, and it was actually broken today, who would have such a green machine?"
The old man's tone was ethereal, and it was far away when he heard it.
I don't know if it was hundreds of years ago or thousands of years ago.
There was a hint of interest in his eyes,
With a step, he has appeared in the middle of the academy.
At this time, it was late at night, most of the people were resting, and some people were cultivating hard, and there were sometimes sounds of fighting, which were in a martial arts competition, and sometimes there were coquettish panting, which was snapping......
It was silent, but the old man's ears could capture all the voices in Yan Hua.
Suddenly, there was a strange conversation between a master and a servant, which caught his attention.
The One looked into the distance, and then walked forward step by step.
Not long after, he came to a beautiful mountain forest.
Surrounded by mountains and forests, flat in the middle, there is nothing else but a lake, a courtyard, and a teenager.
At the edge of the lake, the boy sat cross-legged on a rock, holding a fishing rod, and fished quietly.
There is a small red brick floating on his left, and a colorful egg is placed on the stone on his right.
The old man's pupils dilated slightly, and there was a little pity and suspicion in his eyes.
At such an age, it is rare to be able to achieve such a state of mind, not to be disturbed by disputes, not to be worried about the world, this is extremely quiet!
"Weak as an ant, the root bones are very poor, and the meridians are blocked, first
Before it is not suitable for cultivation, otherwise, with your state of mind, it will be
can be sanctified. ”
"And you are accompanied by two great gods, isn't it merciful for God?"
To sum up, it is a fool who is stupid.
The more he looked at it, the more amused it became, and the boy, for some reason, gave him the feeling that he wanted to get closer to him and get to know him.
Even though he knew that he couldn't just join the WTO, still
Still walking towards Nan sulfone step by step.
"Boss, you've been sitting for more than five hours, do you want to sleep here?"
Tiangong Monument yawned, and followed Nan Sulfone to become more and more humane, and sometimes he didn't look at himself as a brick.
"Fishing is the way of self-cultivation, it doesn't matter the time, it doesn't matter the time, the fishing rod is in hand, everything is empty. ”
There was a faint smile on the corner of Nan Sulfone's mouth, at this moment, like an old monk who saw through the world, he pretended to be forced to the extreme.
"I almost believed what I said, aren't you avoiding Che Xiao?
Nan Sulfone's expression froze, and the hand of the fishing rod paused slightly, and he coughed dryly.
"Ahem, gibberish, your heart is not quiet enough,
It seems that when I have time, I will take you to fill the manure pit and let you hone it for another five hundred years. ”
Tiangong Monument: "......"
It thought to itself: Can you hide for a while, can you hide for a lifetime? Sooner or later, you will have to go back and be beaten.
Boss, I'm so bored, I want to fly two laps for a walk.
Tiangong Monument is usually idle and bored, and it will often go out to fly, this is not the first time.
Nan Yu is happy for him to go out and explore the academy more, and by the way, take a look at where there are treasures and beauties, and next time it will be a good start.
"Go ahead, be careful on the road, don't kill someone. ”
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