Looking at that expression, her anger value was almost full: "Usually I don't mess with others, but my mother dares to take the initiative to provoke me?

Jiao Niang smiled lightly and relieved: "What the hell is going on, let's hear it?"

"Okay. Yang Qi sat on the edge of Jiao Niang's embroidery bed, took a sip of the teacup to moisten her throat, and turned on the storyteller mode: "The first time, it's like this......"

[The first time, planting]

The time was the third day of court life, during the day.

The location is the inner courtyard of the Mitsumiao Mansion.

The situation is like this: seeing that Jiao Niang has no distractions every day, Yang Qi also decided to work hard. She is active and can't sit still on weekdays, but she has recently settled down and worked hard. On this day, she carefully understood the existence of the body of Jin Tie, and wrote down all the three martial arts of the iron kung fu, the kung fu of the golden character, and the body of the iron on paper to help her think.

As she deepened her research, the dense text on the paper became line and diagram, and then into bizarre symbols, which showed that she had completed the preliminary dismantling of the three kung fu. Then she sometimes thought about it for a long time, sometimes added two strokes and deleted a few. The symbols on the paper increase and decrease, and when they increase, they will quickly fill a whole sheet of paper, and when they decrease, they will keep sketching and disappearing, leaving only a few symbols. This was the inevitable process by which she began to carefully study the principles of the Golden Iron Body and further improve its quality.

Although his personality is active, once he really calms down to do research, Yang Qi is also a very attentive person, and he quickly immerses himself in it.

At this time, several palace maids appeared.

"Palace maid?" Jiao Niang had already guessed something: "Could it be the maid of the other concubines?"

"Yes, it's the maid of the concubine Xiaohong who doesn't remember her name. She specially picked a three-way when she went out. Come in and talk to me about it. Talking about the way of a maid or something. I'd be interested in hearing her ramble on this. Just as she was about to leave, she found that a girl who came with her behaved suspiciously. She thought I didn't know her little movements without looking, so she hid something in the Sanmiao house. Yang Qi took out a brocade box and put it on Jiao Niang's table: "Look, this is it." ”

Jiao Niang looked at the brocade box, the brocade box was closed, and what she needed to see must be the content inside.

To see the content, it must be opened.

If you want to open it, you have to use your hands.

Jiao Niang's eyes did not wander. The breath is not messed up either. She didn't look out of the ordinary on the surface, because she had been preparing since the moment Yang Qi entered the house. At this time, he only secretly took a breath, and then stretched out his hand to open the brocade box. Her hands were white, like warm jade, and she looked more crystal warm than usual.

Inside the brocade box was nothing else, but a stack of letters. Gently picked up a piece of letter paper and looked at it, Jiao Niang smiled and said: "I actually used this kind of small means to fake evidence to frame Sanmiao for leaving a personal relationship and exchanging love letters with men outside the palace, no wonder someone raised a teacher to come here a few days ago to rummage through objects." The poem is well written, but the means are too ...... Let's put it bluntly. ”

"Jiao Niang is too gentle to speak. It's straightforward, it's completely brain-dead!" Yang Qi didn't pay much attention to Jiao Niang's hands. Instead, he said with an unhappy face: "But it doesn't matter what you eat these days, it is your ability to eat in your mouth, and the civilized people who hold it may not have played such a simple and crude trick." But this is not the most brain-dead, if this time there is still a bit of 'trick' in it, the second framing is even more undesirable Bilian......!

[The second time, framed]

The time was the fourth day of court life, the night.

The location is the Imperial Palace Garden.

The situation is like this: during the day, a group of palace maids led the crowd to come and rummage through the cabinets, but they could not find the pre-hidden brocade box, so they could only put some cruel words and returned. The maid Yang was unhappy in her heart, but she couldn't make too much movement and fought back, so she could only hold back for the time being. As soon as his heart is on fire, he can't do anything, especially a person like the maid Yang who can't hold his breath at all.

But it's okay, because the conspiracy wasn't against her. Sanmiao and Hongchen were happy in it, so the maid Yang held back and passed. She got rid of distractions and sank back into the state of study. The Twelve Righteous Scriptures of the Silt have been re-melted a lot, and the power has passed fifty-seven years, and the research on the body of gold and iron has also made progress.

After thinking about it all day, Yang, the maid who felt that her head was too big, decided to blow the night breeze. Jiao Niang works so hard, we can't slack off, just relax and meditate for a while. The autumn wind is getting cooler, and the maid Yang comes to the Liuzhu Pond, and it is also a good scene at night. It's remote and off the beaten track. The maid Yang didn't want to see those pig feeds anymore, so she deliberately chose here.

The maid Yang was thinking about it, but two palace ladies happened to pass by and ran into the maid Yang.

"Who are the two Gong'e this time?"

"Who else, of course, is the red, yellow and blue trio who taunted San Miao on the first day. This time I don't remember the name of the concubine Xiaohuang, as well as her personal maid. Then, you can't even imagine what they have come up with-" Smack, a startled shot, Yang was emotional: "That guy, he actually framed me and wanted to harm her!"

"Uh......" Jiao Niang raised her eyes, and she understood again: "Could it be that you are talking about 'touching porcelain'?"

"It's not just about touching porcelain, but you also have to touch it a little bit. The little yellow girl was no less than three meters away from me at that time, and no one moved, and then she fell on the edge of the pool by herself, and she was so frightened and wronged that she seemed to snort. I ignored her, and she got up and yelled that I had knocked her down, and that I was trying to push her into the pool!

At that time, the concubine Xiaohuang and her maid started a public opinion offensive with two to one. What "tried to push down the pool and drown my palace!", "boldly committed a crime under the slave and maid!", "I don't know how to repent without respect!", "I can't kill you if I serve you with great punishment!", "Even if Concubine Miao is in person, I can't save you!", "What are you still doing in a daze, why don't you kneel down and kowtow a few times to ask for mercy!" and so on, all came out.

"Well, Sanmiao has attracted the attention of the emperor. They didn't dare touch her directly. I want to cut off Sanmiao's henchmen. You and I pretend to be her dowry maids. It's her closest confidant, and I never show up, and these people get sick of you. There are a lot of people in the palace, and maybe you are seen along the way, and they follow you. Maybe it's just a coincidence, they happen to meet you by the Liuzhu Pond, and they improvise to trap you. It was located in a remote location, and there was no one else to testify to. If a concubine insists on framing a palace maid with a face, there is really no way to prove her innocence. Jiao Niang was curious: "By the way, how do you deal with it?"

"Hmph! Someone has filed an accusation, let's at least give her a chance to explain. Yang Qi sneered and shook her fingers: "Didn't she say I wanted to drown her, I naturally had to ask the suspect how he wanted to drown her - anyway, are there any witnesses there?" ”

At that time, the maid Yang was so angry that she didn't bother to talk to them at all.

"You said I'm going to drown you? Okay, then we'll have to talk about it. Investigate and collect evidence. With both hands, she grabbed them by the ankles and lifted them upside down, taking decisive action before they could scream. Puff. Just like soaking fried dough sticks with soy milk, the maid Yang pressed the two directly into the bead pool. The two of them struggled to the death under the water, and it was useless. The two of them shouted desperately, but there was only the sound of gurgling water, but they almost choked and almost died.

In an uproar, the maid Yang lifted the two of them out of the water, and asked expressionlessly, "What kind of drowning method is it, is this the one?"

The two of them poured a stomach full of water, and fell into extreme panic again, where could they speak.

"It doesn't seem like so, so let's continue investigating. Poof, he changed his position and pressed the two into the water again, and the struggle between the two was like a grasshopper shaking a tree. After a while, he brought it up again and asked calmly, "Is this the case?"

"You, ahem, you bold minion, do you know that this is a capital crime that is full of beheadings—hmm!"

"It doesn't seem like so, so let's continue. Puff, the two were pressed into the water again, and the maid Yang was as iron-faced and selfless as a terminator.

And so on and on, and so on, and so on, and Whether they are scared and cowardly and want to beg for mercy, or they are shocked and crazy and want to fight hard, it is all useless. No matter what they say, what they say, whether they answer or not, it's all wrong. Not to mention that the little yellow concubine and the maid are just ordinary weak women, even the iron-beaten men in the special forces can't suffer this kind of torture for a long time. After coming up and going down a few times, he was killed by the whole immortal.

Jiao Niang nodded and said, "They are to blame, and they can't live by their own death." But I haven't heard of such a big commotion as the concubines dying in vain, and it seems that you didn't kill them. ”

Yang Qi sighed with pity: "Alas, in the end, it is a concubine, although her heart can be punished, but if she really kills it, it will definitely be full of wind and rain, and we will not be able to stay in the palace well." So the small punishment and the big commandment - soaked for half a night, so that they didn't know what their surname was. ”

"With your methods, I'm afraid that even the imperial doctor won't be able to find out the problem. They want you to 'be pushed into the pool and drowned', so you let them 'be fooled by yourself accidentally falling into the pool', which can be regarded as a report and a report. Jiao Niang nodded, and then asked, "But this matter is obviously not over, otherwise you wouldn't be so angry, right?"

"Of course it's not over, it's far from over! Those palace maids, maids, and even the three sisters of red, yellow and blue are just little butts in front of them, and those who really plan and plot against us are still hiding behind. Just yesterday, something even more excessive. The situation is like this......"

[Third time, assassination]

It was late at night on the fifth day of court life.

The location is on the banks of the Great Dragon Pond, the largest lake in the palace.

The situation is like this: the battle in the palace, the turmoil is treacherous. The maid Yang obviously knew that the people behind the scenes were still strategizing and making moves at any time, and the maid Yang had already guessed which guy instructed her, but if she killed him directly, it would still be too noisy. In order to create a peaceful and stable retreat environment, and to create an excellent learning and working atmosphere for Jiao Niang, the maid Yang decided to endure it.

After cleaning up the little yellow concubine, the maid Yang breathed a sigh of relief. During the day, when she saw Sanmiao and those pig feeders working together, dividing and dividing, and each with their own scheming, the maid Yang felt that she didn't want to see such a garbage thing at all. In the eyes of the maid Yang, fighting with the pig feed on the small details of what they wear and eat is like accompanying the ants to play at home. So the maid Yang decided to do something to make herself energetic - to visit the master of Ouchi at night.

There must be masters in Ouchi, this is self-evident, but I don't know how many masters there are in Ouchi, where they are distributed, and at what level.

She speculated that Ouchi's strongest master was either following the emperor. Or go and guard important places. When Putian was consecrated as a god. Long live the Holy Fetus is not a Buddha-figure after all. In addition, there were important things at that time, so I didn't see it very clearly. I only remember that there was a guy next to the emperor who seemed to have a big official position, and he looked very unusual. The others really didn't pay attention, and there didn't seem to be any great masters.

Since the emperor does not have it by his side, then it must be somewhere else.

It's hard to see a master, so it's good to find out the level of the patrol guards first. Anyway, nine out of ten will have to do something bad in the future, and first find out the situation, which can be regarded as stepping on the plate. So the maid Yang walked casually in the palace. The whole person doesn't look like there's anything wrong. She doesn't need to be really close to feel things from a distance.

The hard work paid off, and sure enough, she sensed a different aura, she was a rather not weak master, and her whereabouts were not like ordinary guards.

"I'm still thinking about the royal treasury, and I'm trying to lock this breath and see if I can find it. Who knew that he was disrupted by a eunuch and couldn't keep up with him at the first time. Yang Qi said with a gloomy face: "That guy leaned over from behind, holding a bowstring in his hand and planning to strangle me!"

"What is the result?" After Jiao Niang asked, she thought about it and added another sentence: "Of course you are fine." I just want to ask the eunuch what happened to him. ”

"What else can I do, someone is going to die with a knife and a gun. How can we not fulfill him? We don't bother to fight at all, just grab his collar and throw it as a javelin. If I'm right, he'd be on top of Banzai Mountain by now. ”

Banzai Mountain is the highest artificial hill in the court, and I am afraid that this eunuch who fell from the sky will become part of the palace ghost story. Jiao Niang couldn't help laughing and said: "It turned out to be Long Live Mountain, I thought it would be thrown into someone's palace, and by the way, the eunuch's instigator would also be stoned to death." ”

"I can't help it, I just endured it and endured it to resist that impulse. At that time, I felt that once something big happened and the government and the opposition paid attention, we couldn't stay here. As sensible as I am, of course, we have to take a long-term view. But who knew that I just met that little blue concubine at the door of the imperial dining room today, and I went even more unbelievably this time, and it was a big ridicule to me!

Yang Qi said that she couldn't bear it this time: "These girls want to be pig feed and want to go crazy, thinking that everyone is as rare as them! Damn, if we don't settle this group of dead old ladies one by one, we won't have a peaceful birthday!

Jiao Niang nodded: "I think you are right." ”

"Huh, don't you persuade me to 'endure the calm for a while', 'stay at home well, and be fine if you don't go out and don't meet'? This doesn't fit your recent image of being old and serious? ”

"Haha, how could I persuade you, you're not one who can die in one place. Jiao Niang was brave and brave, cold and decisive: "Besides, why should the strong retreat from the weak? Why should we endure the criticism of those guys? Since they have declared war, we can draw our swords." ”

"Wow, Jiao Niang!" Yang Qi pounced on Jiao Niang and grabbed Jiao Niang, rubbing the pillow like all kinds of jerks: "You were handsome just now!"

Jiao Niang's whole body was stiff, and then she relaxed again, but quietly took away her hands quietly, and said softly: "Go, do whatever you want, when will I not support you."

"Okay!" Yang Qi straightened up, pinched his chin, his face was shadowy, and his body exuded an ominous aura, and the conspiracy demon king mode was fully opened: "Let me think about it, how to teach those dead old ladies all the lessons in one breath......"

At this time, the door opened with a creak, and Sanmiao pushed the door in, and saw Yang Qi with his back to this side looking like a contemplative.

"Hey, what are you discussing, are you having a problem? It seems that you have a lot of troubles. Sanmiao also looked distressed: "Alas, the emperor sealed Zen all the way, and after returning to Beijing, he went to the Taimiao Temple to fast for a few days to count the full courtesy, so he never showed his face." After today's ceremony, he came out of the Taimiao, and this old pervert who had endured it for several days finally couldn't bear it anymore. Early in the morning, a eunuch sent a message saying that he wanted to recruit me to sleep tonight. You say, do I play with him, or do I fool him with my music skills?"

Jiao Niang is not Yang Qi, she is a good leader who fully solicits the opinions of her subordinates: "What do you think?"

Sanmiao was full of contradictions, and his face was entangled: "It's not impossible to play with him, but that old man is really not the type I like, and I'm not interested in seeing him." But let's talk about fooling, his own willpower is a fool, but he is afraid that there are masters around him. If something goes wrong, it's a big problem. Just thinking about the possibility of this kind of thing every day in the future, I have a headache! Alas, how can I be so charming......

Smack, before Sanmiao finished her narcissism, she saw Yang Qi suddenly turn around and pat her on the shoulder.

She saw Yang Qi slowly raise her head, and the smile on her face made the cold hairs on her back stand up, and she stammered, "What's wrong, what's wrong?"

"Okay! Comrade Sanmiao said it well, it has brought a pioneering idea to our party!" Yang Qi patted Sanmiao's shoulders with both hands, with a red and dedicated political commissar expression, and the gourd baby-like thick eyebrows and big eyes of the facial features can be called a model of decent characters: "If you encounter a problem, you must start with the real cause." When we find a difficulty, we must eradicate it at the root. As long as we have razed the 'root' and 'source', even if it is a complex problem like the palace brain-dead brawl, it can be solved naturally!"

"Uh......" San Miao was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand weakly and said, "Although I don't know what you just talked about, if my intuition is correct, are you planning to ......?"

"Yes, that's it!" Yang Qixing turned his head at once: "Jiao Niang, you are about to break through, what is the situation now, can you do it?"

When Sanmiao heard this, he immediately quietly locked the breath of Jiao Niang, as if he wanted to take the opportunity to see something.

Jiao Niang didn't have anything unusual, she put down the scroll and stretched, smiling calmly and confidently: "Quiet and thoughtful, it's time for the event." (To be continued......)

PS: Going to bed early is useful, and sure enough, the state has gone up! Go to bed early today~