Chapter 606: It's not as delicious as dumplings

Hiss......

All the passengers gasped, this picture reversed a little too quickly, right?

Just now, this scar man was extremely arrogant in robbing them of their money, and he was also robbing other people's daughters-in-law.

The result is just a few seconds, or even less?

This scar man was cowardly in an instant?

Kneeling on the ground and begging for mercy, he still calls grandpa?

Sunan's face suddenly became angry, and he directly slapped the scar man in the face.

Syllable!

This time, he directly hit the scar man with a gold star in the eye, and he almost didn't get past it.

Pointing to the scarred man's nose, Sunan spitted and flew.

"I still know that I am your grandfather, so isn't this your grandmother, you still want to rob your grandmother, why do you say that you are a bastard?"

"Yes, yes, grandpa, I was wrong, grandma, I was wrong, I was a bastard, please, please......"

Seeing the scar man's face kowtowing vigorously, Sunan smiled faintly and touched his leg casually.

The scar man instantly showed a comfortable expression on his face, covered in cold sweat, and glanced at Sunan with palpitations.

This is a master, and he must not be provoked!

With a roll of his eyes, he looked at the strong man who was pressing the driver, and hurriedly said.

"Liuzi, get the money quickly!"

Liuzi was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand what was going on, and he didn't know why Brother Dao knelt down for this kid like this, this ......

However, since Brother Dao has spoken, the sixth son must not disobey.

put all the things that the people had stolen just now in a bag and handed them to Brother Dao.

Although Brother Dao's leg was better, he still knelt on the ground and didn't do it, so he directly put the bag in Sunan's hand.

"Grandpa, this is my filial piety to you and grandma, you are busy, I will leave first......"

Brother Dao crawled with his tail between his legs and left.

Sunan held the money bag, and the expression on his face was quite playful.

Hehe......

About a few dozen seconds of silence passed, and I don't know who spoke first.

"That bag contains my wallet and phone, you ...... Give it back to me?"

"yes, it's all ours, you don't want to keep it to yourself, do you?"

"Hehe, monopoly? There are so many of us, he is just one person, try to monopolize one?"

“......”

Concubine Leng looked at the faces of these people, and she was really angry.

Why didn't you say that there were so many of you when the robbers were here?

I still want to swallow it alone and give it back to you, it is Sunan who is kind-hearted, but your attitude is too much!

Concubine Leng puffed up angrily, thinking that according to Sunan's temperament, she would definitely not give them to them, right?

Just teach them a lesson, so that these people also know the consequences of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge!

However, Sunan only smiled faintly......

"Oh, then I'll give it back to you......"

Concubine Leng was stunned for a moment, her face was full of doubts, and she was about to say something, but she saw Sunan directly open the window and throw the bag of mobile phone wallets out of the window.

I don't know if Sunan did it on purpose, this bag happened to fall into a quagmire, it was smelly and dirty!

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, and quickly rushed out of the car, that was their lifeline.

A group of people whined and rushed down, scrambling in the muddy pond.

"Grass, is the watch yours?

"Don't move, step on my ring!"

"Oh my grass, who's going to grab something in my hands?"

“......”

Looking at this group of people, Sunan only felt that the difference between people and people was really big.

"Master, what are you waiting for?

The master who drove the bus was gritting his teeth and looking at the faces of these ungrateful villains, and when he heard Sunan say this, he instantly became energetic and smiled.

Ignition, throttle, the car drove away directly, with a relieved smile on his face, this young man is really a bad belly!

Concubine Leng was stunned for a moment, thinking that this little bastard was just playing tricks on them, but the result was ......

This is a barren mountain.

There is no car passing by here at all, and the next bus is the return journey of this car.

However, looking at the driver's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, will he pick them up on the return trip?

Besides, even if I pick them up, it will be two days later, so I might as well walk.

Hehe, more than ten kilometers of mountain roads, some of them are gone.

Looking at the muddy man, with an expression like eating Xiang, Sunan smiled faintly.

"Hey, his grandmother, you see, these people don't look like pigs out of the pigsty?"

"Giggle...... It's kind of like ...... What do you call me?"

Concubine Leng glared at Sunan instantly, with a reprimanded look on her face.

However, Sunan said with an innocent face and confidently.

"His grandmother, didn't that knife brother say it just now, I'm grandpa, you're grandma. ”

"Phew, who's with you grandparents!"

"Oh, that's Mom and Dad?"

"Phew!"

"Okay, just brother and sister-in-law, it's better to be delicious than dumplings......"

"You bastard, you dare to say the next ......!"

Concubine Leng gritted her teeth in anger, this bastard knows how to tease herself, don't think that she is very simple and doesn't know anything.

I still know this sentence, and Sunan just said it just now, what brother and sister-in-law.

This is clearly that it is not as delicious as dumplings, and it is not as good as fun......

Bastard, what a rascal!

Just now, it may have been suffocated all the way to Sunan, but now that there are fewer people, I can finally tease myself openly!

Really, what a dirty thought is in my head!

Bah!

Sunan was stunned for a long time, and then said very innocently.

"This ...... It's not as delicious as dumplings, and it's better to stand than upside down...... This is the witty words worn by the ancestors, what's wrong?"

It's better to stand than to be upside down......

Depend on!

Concubine Leng forgot that there is wood!

This...... This is a typical ruined original work!

Now there are so many jokes on the Internet and in society, none of them say so, as long as they say that they are not as delicious as dumplings, the next sentence must be ......

Oops, ahh

Concubine Leng was going crazy, looking at the look of contempt and ridicule on Sunan's face, Concubine Leng almost wanted to find a place to get in.

Don't talk about this thing, don't talk about it......

Concubine Leng prayed silently in her heart.

However, this kind of prayer is useless at all, Sunan leaned in front of him and stretched out a thumbs up to Concubine Leng.

"Awesome my teacher, you are the old driver!"

Depend on!

Get out of the way!

Concubine Leng took a few deep breaths, it's like this anyway, it doesn't matter.

"Laugh at me, laugh at me as much as you want!"

Sunan pursed his lips and leaned into Concubine Leng's ear and said softly.

"Aifei, the way you look angry is so beautiful. ”

"Get out!"

......

However, just when Concubine Leng was fighting happily, Concubine Leng's face suddenly changed, and her tone was a little dignified, and she said lightly.

"It's my house in front of me, I ...... I'm a little scared. ”