"Ding-dong! The universal watch is confessing the Lord, please wait. ”

"Ding Dong! The universal watch has successfully recognized the master, and congratulations to Su Zhi Xiaoxian for becoming the tenth host of this watch. ”

"Ding-dong!Please check the introduction of this table as soon as possible. ”

"What the hell, you're a bitch?" Zhang Xiaoxian was momentarily stunned, and the whole person subconsciously stepped back, looking at the watch in front of him in shock.

This Nima, I'm sure this thing is talking.

"Damn, host, what the hell are you, it's a watch, not a bitch. A voice came from the watch again.

Zhang Xiaoxian heard it clearly this time, he was very sure and sure, it was this watch that suddenly spoke.

This Nima, isn't this watch just a broken watch for dozens of dollars?

How can you still talk?

At this moment, Zhang Xiaoxian has completely forgotten the reason why this watch was given by his father.

Subconsciously talked about the price.

But he said depressedly: "Anyway, it's all watches, what's the difference between a watch and a!"

"Host, please pay attention to the wording is good, this female cousin, phew, this universal cousin ....."

"You're still an almighty, you're afraid you're riding ten thousand people!" Zhang Xiaoxian grinned, picked up the watch, and subconsciously muttered: "It turns out that my father gave me a phone watch!"

"Telephone, your sister! Bitch, phew, this watch is a universal watch, damn, why can't you tell clearly....."

"Okay! Okay, don't talk about it, isn't it just a 10,000-person? It's okay, I was a prostitute that day, and I'm going to cheer you on. Zhang Xiaoxian picked up the watch indifferently, looked left and right, and didn't find where the microphone and earpiece were.

"Hey, hey, why can't you find the microphone for this thing, how do you know my mobile phone number?" Zhang Xiaoxian asked nonchalantly, and then said in surprise: "Damn, my dad used to prostitute back then?"

"Prostitute your sister, prostitute, this table is not a phone, yaaa

"I know you're not on the phone, and I know you're a bitch. Zhang Xiaoxian said as he continued to research, but still didn't find anything.

The watch suddenly seemed to fall silent and stopped talking

Zhang Xiaoxian studied for a long time, and found that there was no sound, so he couldn't help asking: "Are you there?" If you want to hang up the phone, you hang up first, I can't find the hang-up button here. ”

The voice still didn't come, and it seemed to be silent.

Well, speechless, to be exact.

"You're hanging! What are you calling for, really. Zhang Xiaoxian complained depressedly.

I secretly said in my heart that a miracle is impossible at all, and the dream is still far away.

Take your time!

Thinking like this, Zhang Xiaoxian picked up the watch and studied it in depth again.

By the way, I walked over and pulled the curtains open.

The room was bright for a moment, and he rubbed his eyes, gently wiped away the traces of tears from the corners of his eyes, and a smile appeared on the corners of his mouth again.

At this moment, a roaring voice came from the watch: "Zhang Xiaoxian, I will say it again at the end, I am the watch in your hand, not a bitch, nor a phone, rely on it." ”

After saying this, Zhang Xiaoxian's eyes finally became solemn.

"You... What do you say? I'm hallucinating?"

"Hallucinating your sister, this watch, phew! I'm the watch in front of you, not the phone I called you, well, that's what it means. The voice on the watch seemed to be a little angry, or a little impatient and had to endure it.

Zhang Xiaoxian was trembling, almost throwing the watch out directly, and then quickly clenched it and asked, "You.... You're an artificial intelligence?"

"Artificial your sister!ah!ah!ah!ah!ah!This watch had nine hosts before I met you, I don't know if my part is broken, why did I recognize you as the master. Crazy, crazy, I must be crazy. ”

"Don't be crazy, you haven't answered my question yet, and it's never too late to go crazy when you're done. ”

Burst!

If this watch were a real person, I am afraid that it would have vomited blood.

"I'm not a system, phew, I'm not an AI, I'm .... What am I, me?" The watch thought for a long time and didn't know how to express himself, and was speechless for a while.

Zhang Xiaoxian couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this, and a trace of fear in his heart suddenly disappeared without a trace.

At this time, he naturally knew very well what he had encountered.

I also know what kind of existence this watch is, but he just thinks it's cool to tease the system like this.

"You say, your name is Magnum?"

"yes, yes, yes, I'm a universal watch, phew, I'm a universal watch. ”

"Well, you don't have to explain, the more you explain, the more I'll think about it. ”

“......”

"Why are you in the table that my dad sent. ”

"I was meant to be a watch..."

"Then why did my dad give you to me!"

"It's because you're on your birthday!"

"My dad made me a prostitute and a guest! I was only ten years old at the time, and she gave me an omnipotent, this..."

"Host, can you talk well. ”

"Oh oh oh, let's talk about it, you introduce yourself. ”

"Dingdong, please check the introduction of this table as soon as possible. The host only needs to say a word to view. ”

"Check. ”

In the next second, a simple green light suddenly emanated from the watch.

Well, the moment he saw the green light, Zhang Xiaoxian shook his head in embarrassment again, and then stared closely at the changes in his watch.

The watch did not change, and a green table virtual interface suddenly appeared above the watch.

The introduction of the watch is clearly listed above.

Name: Universal Meter

Product Name: wannengbiao

Production time: January 3, 8023 AD.

Shelf life: Unknown

Feature: Unknown

Sequelae: Unknown

How to use: Bind the system repairer

..... :Unknown

......

Looking at the countless various effects, but 99% of them were all unknown, Zhang Xiaoxian suddenly shuddered.

What's more important is that what sequelae and what shelf life have come out.

Is this Nima sure to be the watch introduced?

Not a drug or snack insert?

Of course, what surprised Zhang Xiaoxian the most was the sentence in the third line, production time: January 3, 8023 AD.

This Nima?

How many centuries did it take to find me?

"Hey, are you sure your production date is not 2023, but 8023?"

"I'm sorry, I don't know. ”

"What about a system repairer?"

"You're the system repairer. ”

"No wonder, I really want to fix you well, if you don't obey, you've been by 10,000 people at a young age. ”

"Poof, host, can you talk well. ”

"I'm communicating with you seriously in the spirit of harmony, friendship, unity and progress, but don't you think it's funny to chat with a watch alone?"

"I don't think so. ”

"If you don't obey, I'll find a recycling station tomorrow and recycle you. After Zhang Xiaoxian finished speaking, he threw the watch into the trash can, and the next second there was a sound in the trash can.

"Ahh It's so sassy!"