"I, Mentor of Destiny. ”

"I, spiritual master. ”

"I, my life coach. ”

"I, Soul Master. ”

"Our four dream mentors will take you on a journey to achieve your dreams today, for, you, turn, and body!"

You turn around...... Turn around...... Body......

There were bursts of echoes, a cool breeze, the four of them posed, and a few fallen leaves floated in. Autumn is coming, and the world is getting a little cold.

Ten seconds after embarrassment.

"Oh oh!!" The senior brother suddenly became excited: "It's coming, it's really coming! Big brother has been awakened, big brother has really appeared!"

In Yang Qi's perception, an imperceptible existence appeared on the lake in front of him. Maybe it's because of the second master's awakening of Cheng Dù's ascension, and Yang Qi can now vaguely feel a vague will. But what this will is expressing, only the elder brother can be the translator.

"Hurry up, hurry up!" Qiankun said excitedly: "The time for 'waking up' is limited, and you must race against time!"

"No problem, leave it to me!" The senior brother also burned, and shouted confidently at the lake: "Big brother, we feel your pain, so let's complete your dreams one by one today! First, the pain of a virgin is not broken, this is the easiest!" Hmph, the senior brother waved his hand to the instructor girl: "We have brought a beautiful woman, the quality is of high quality, don't worry, just throw her into the lake immediately...... Poof!!"

Yang Qi killed the senior brother's second-hand personality with a knife, wiped the blood on his hands with a white handkerchief, and said to the lake: "You are unreliable. I'll do it first. Big brother. I've heard that you often fail courses. And focusing on Ma Zhe's modern history, I can only say that we are simply a raccoon dog, because I also retook modern history twice and retook the exam three times. So, to vent my hatred, I've brought you this!"

Bang, Yang Qi threw out the spirit of four twos in one breath when fighting the landlord, and shot out a stack of books. When I looked closely, I saw that all of them were textbooks of Ma Zhemao's modern history. Yang Qi took a hand and greeted his little friend. Viciously yelled at the pile of books with one word: "Tear!"

This is probably one of the coolest things in life! This kind of guilt of blaspheming the classics, the sense of accusation of venting dissatisfaction, and the refreshing feeling of destroying things are really unstoppable. I'm afraid that it can only be compared with smashing cars -- and it must be unaccountable for smashing other people's luxury cars. If you count the cost performance, it is naturally the first in the world!

The four of them started to tear up the book together. The other three were just civilized tearing methods like tearing paper money one by one at first, but under the drive of Yang Qi, in the end, they really gritted their teeth like revenge on the enemy. The more I tore it, the more I tore it, the more I tore it, the more happy it became, and my mouth began to tear and scold:

"Go to your basic national policy, get rid of your three represents, and go to your family planning! The most important thing is to go to your closed-book exam! Lao Tzu can't memorize a word. Who can memorize so many words!" This is Yang Qi, bitter and bitter. Gnash one's teeth.

"Who knows what the eight disciplines and five principles are! Who remembers what Baiyun Obo Panzhihua Shuikou Mountain! Who knows what the Eastern Han Dynasty divided into three kingdoms at the end of the year!" This is Zhuo Yihang's senior brother, with a green face and fangs, a group of demons dancing wildly, tearing off a page and scolding.

"Hey, are you still in high school? and obviously complaining about the wrong subject!"

"Why is homosexuality forbidden! Why is same-sex marriage not allowed! Why is sodomy, not rape, and no, sentence, sentence, ahhass!!" This is a boy who is crying in the sky, he is already holding his head and is about to transform into a Super Saiyan.

"Give me a death "Modern History"!" Yang Qi grabbed the entire book of modern history, and pulled it wildly on both sides like a people's hero tearing a devil, and with a bang, it turned into a flying flotsam.

"Oh oh, big brother, big brother, he seems to be very satisfied!" The senior brother of the microphone immediately took effect: "Hurry up, keep going, this is very effective!"

"Alright, let's move on to the next topic. Yang Qi is now starting to take the lead: "There is no such thing as English certification, I think we have more common language...... Because I haven't learned English either! I've taken the test so many times, and I'm always a little bit close! Girl, have you found any good props? I want to overtake my resentment while talking!"

"Of course, I searched for an afternoon, used a lot of connections, and finally found it. The instructor girl turned around and took out a stack of papers and handed it to Yang Qi. Yang Qi quickly flipped through it, and suddenly burst out laughing, laughing gloating, laughing heartily.

"What the hell, what the hell?" the other two immediately became curious, and hurried over. Yang Qi divided a few photos for the two of them, and the two of them were stunned for a moment after reading them, and then they also laughed, and the tears of laughter were about to fall. The senior brother knelt on the ground with a smile, patting the floor and couldn't get up: "This, this, this big brother's English level 4 - I took a straight flush, and the highest time was one point short, and I still haven't passed, hahahaha!"

The wind blew, and the pieces of paper floated into the lake, scattered and scattered. With a glimmer of light, I can see that it is the fourth-level certificate taken by the same person, and the results are actually a series of equal differences lined up, but I haven't done it. The senior brother couldn't straighten up with a smile, and said to the instructor girl: "Xu, has this guy passed the exam in the end?"

Hearing this, the guide's face changed slightly, and she introduced her surname, but this name was still a unique title among friends in that era. Looking at the familiar action of slapping the ground and laughing, the guide girl opened her mouth to say something, but finally held back, but just patted the senior brother's shoulder with the same laughter: "No!

Yang Qi and Qiankun didn't say anything, they both felt something, but they didn't say it, because some things would not work if they were broken. What martial arts masters, fortune tellers, and teachers have all been thrown aside. They are just like a group of ordinary students who have failed the examination, reading the fourth-level certificates of their predecessors one by one, and happily appreciating those wonderful scores.

After laughing enough, the senior brother shook slightly, and the person instantly blurred and awakened, and then he was stunned in hindsight. He looked at the lake and exclaimed in surprise: "Big brother is happy! Big brother is really happy! Come on, come on, keep up the good work, and get the next one!"

So Yang Qi continued to provoke the beam: "If you can't find a good job, in fact, with the level of the second master, it should be no problem, and he shouldn't worry about this." Then the last and first thing can only be done - the virginity is unbroken. Yan looked around, and Yang Qi was like a great enemy: "This last item is the most troublesome, are you all ready to sacrifice?"

"Needless to say, I'll take this and hand it over to me!" The senior brother finally found his own domain, and shouted at the lake: "Big brother, little brother respects you a good thing, please smile!" If you look closely, it's a box set.

"Hmm......" subtlely, the remaining three people all looked at the senior brother with an inexplicable gaze. The senior brother was puzzled for a while: "What's the matter?"

The next moment, whoosh, the box flew back as it was, and landed at the feet of everyone - people don't want it!

"Big brother is not satisfied?" The senior brother said in disbelief: "Big brother, why are you not satisfied? This brand is the top brand, ultra-thin and super feeling with spiral patterns!"

"You give me a death pig brain, I say it's a virgin, and I'm afraid it will always be a virgin, are you throwing such a box of sets down to pull hatred?" Qiankun complained mercilessly, and then threw out something with a whoosh: "Look at me! I understand the mind of the old virgin!"

The object swirled across a parabola, snapping and falling into the water. If you look closely, it's a stick...... But wait, how can this awesome look like this...... Strange?

Everyone complained: "What is this?"

Qiankun replied, "It's a great massage." ”

The crowd continued to complain: "What do men do with sticks? And it's still a virgin!"

Qiankun blinked: "You don't know this, why can't men use sticks? And this is a special style, specially designed for the front - poof!" Before he finished speaking, the mallet flew up from the lake and stabbed straight at the back of Qiankun's head, and the back of Qiankun's head spurted blood and fell to the ground.

"Big brother is angry! I heard big brother's roar!" Senior brother continued to be a mouthpiece: "Can't you come up with something intimate?"

"Intimate, there!" Qiankun came back to life and took out an object again. But this time it was not thrown out, but gently placed in the water, and said heartwarming words in a warm male voice: "Big brother, the weather is going to be cold, be careful not to freeze, little brother bought a new set of clothes for your girlfriend." ”

The object floated down the water to the center of the lake, floating and sinking. Look closely—it's a pair of gloves!

"Wait, I forgot about your supplies!" Qiankun looked at the senior brother with confidence: "What did the eldest brother say?"

"Big brother, he...... He-he's complaining!" The elder brother exclaimed with a look like he had discovered a new world, "He complained and said, 'Who needs these things, bastard' - but there was a subtle pause before complaining...... Poof!"

A pair of gloves flew in an instant and slammed them on the back of the elder brother's head. The elder brother foamed at the mouth and fell down, struggling to say the last sentence: "The eldest brother complained again, and said, 'What is a subtle pause for a while...... Space...... Ah......'" Bang, the senior brother fell to the ground miserably, and he couldn't get up again. (To be continued......)