Text Chapter 110 One Punch Brother Crazy?
"Brother. ”
A small head emerged from the giant tripod, and when he saw the sulfone, he was overjoyed, crawled out of the black tripod, flew down, and hung on the back of the sulfone, swaying, like a little monkey.
"Brother, I knew you were going to come to save me! No one has been so kind to me except you!"
Hearing this, everyone glanced in the direction where the old man flew away, and was very sympathetic.
If the old fisherman heard the words of this little girl, he would probably cry and faint in the toilet.
"Come down, don't make a fuss. ”
Nan Sulfone patted her leg, her face was melancholy, and she was not in the mood to play with the other party.
"Brother, what's wrong with Sister Che?"
Nan Yan noticed that Nan Xiao was holding Che Xiao in her other hand, she poked her head over and reached out to tickle her, but Che Xiao was motionless, her body was cold, and in the center of the white dress, a drop of blood bloomed like a flower, poignant and beautiful.
Hearing this, everyone fell silent again.
Kite Eleven sobbed slightly, not knowing how to tell the truth to this stupid girl.
Suddenly, Nan Yan's eyes widened, his face was full of despair, he pointed to Che Xiao's skirt, and said in astonishment.
"Ah!! Sister Che...... Sister Che, she's coming to the big aunt!!"
Sulfone: "......"
Kite Eleven: "......"
Dean Che: "......"
Students: "......"
The fisherman who flew back: "......"
Come to the big aunt, come to the big aunt, do you need to be so desperate?
"By the way, brother, look at what I've refined. ”
Nan Yan took out a jade bottle from his arms and reached it in front of Nan Yan's eyes.
"Yanyan, my brother is not in the mood to watch this now, you can go with Sister Eleven first. ”
Nan Yan didn't even look at it, put Nan Yan down, and then held Che Xiao's body with both hands, and walked slowly into the distance, his back was extremely depressed.
"Brother......
Nan Yan held the jade bottle and stared blankly at Nan Yan's back.
"Yanyan, don't disturb your brother, he wants to be quiet. ”
Nan Yan nodded.
Halfway, she raised her little head, looked at Kite Eleven, and asked curiously.
"Eleventh sister, who is Jingjing?"
Kite Eleven: "......"
Dean Che: "......"
Fisherman: "......"
Students: "......"
This girl's brain hole is really different from ordinary people.
The Tiangong Monument floated in the air, and suddenly felt a strange fluctuation from below, it looked down, and found that it was actually the bottle in Nan Yan's hand, its heart was raised, and it quickly flew down and asked Nan Yan.
"Apprentice, what are you holding in your hand?"
"It's none of your business, this is for my brother. ”
"I won't eat you, I'll see. ”
Sensing that fluctuation at close range, the Tiangong Monument became more and more nervous, if it was not wrong, this elixir was that thing!
If that's really the thing, then ...... Che Xiao will be saved!
But that thing is an eighth-order elixir!How could Nan Yan ......
Da Da ......
Nan Sulfone walked into the distance step by step, he didn't know where he was going, where was the road?
He just wanted to hold Che Xiao and go on like this until he couldn't walk.
Suddenly, the space in front of him became illusory, and an old figure suddenly appeared, a cloth shirt, a simple dress, and a stone sword behind his back, simple and unremarkable.
The figure stood there, as if at one with nature.
The breeze around him was light, and the figure of the old man did not move at all, but it made people lose their minds slightly, as if he was this grass, wood, stone, and this breeze.
The old man looked at Nan Yu and was silent.
Nan Sulfone paused, looked up at the old man, and spoke calmly.
"You're here?"
This was the second time Nan Li had seen the old man, but compared to the first time, he was as calm as water.
Maybe his heart is dead, and he even forgets his fear of ghosts.
"I'm coming. ”
The old man was slightly surprised, it seemed that Nan Sulfone had already known that he would come?
"Meow~"
The little kitten was lying on Nan Sulfone's shoulder, and when she saw Yu Batian, she was so frightened that her fluff exploded, and she quickly hid behind him.
Yu Batian looked at it with interest.
The dialogue between the two seems to span thousands of years, and in the eyes of everyone, Nan sulfone seems to be talking to the air.
"It's cold! Brother One Punch is crazy!"
"I already knew that this kid was so! Now that the eldest sister is dead, he must have gone insane. ”
"Hey, it's all my fault, if I had worked harder, contributed my chrysanthemum to Brother Yiquan, and made him fall in love with me, there wouldn't have been so many forced things. ”
"He's talking to the air!"
"If we weren't watching here, would he still be able to fall in love with the air or something?"
"It's... This is ......"
There were only two people in the audience, Dean Che and Yu Lao, who had the highest realm, and suddenly their eyes were wide, their foreheads were covered with cold sweat, and their eyes were full of horror.
"See, the two deans seem to have seen something unclean, and Brother Yiquan seems to be talking to someone, so it can be inferred that Brother Yiquan and the two deans are crazy!"
Everyone nodded deeply, feeling that this analysis was very good.
The two looked at each other for a long time.
The breeze blew lightly, blowing Nan Sulfone's bangs, and his expression was indifferent and he didn't say a word.
In the air, there was a breath of slaughter.
After a long time, the two of them seemed to be petrified.
In the end, Nan Sulfone suddenly sat on the ground, his mouth crooked, and he cried.
"Woooooo Old ghost, my daughter-in-law is dead! She was spit to death by a mouthful of phlegm on that dog day, so hurry up and give her a new life!"
Yu Batian: "......"
Lao Tzu came all the way to you, so you told me this?
Yu Batian sighed.
"She's dead, she's lifeless, I can only kill people, I don't know how to save people. ”
Hearing this, Nan Sulfone's crying stopped abruptly, and he sat up and scolded angrily.
"Then why are you standing here? Do you think you're handsome? Get out of the way, don't get in the way of Lao Tzu's funeral. ”
With that, he hugged Che Xiao and left angrily.
Yu Batian: "......"
The person in the back: "......"
They held their heads and were amazed.
It's really crazy!
Can you still scold the air?
Look at this posture, if they weren't there, he would still be able to get up with the air!
"Although I can't save her, but I have calculated it, she has this fate, but she will not die here, there is a certain number in the dark, why should you worry?"
"What do you mean?"
Nan Sulfone's stepped foot stopped in mid-air, and he forcibly retracted it, and he twisted his neck stiffly, and said in shock.
"You can also tell fortunes?"
Yu Batian smiled and said nothing.
It didn't matter if Nan sulfone twisted, he directly twisted his neck out of a weird arc, and the people behind him were scared sick.
"I'll just say he's crazy, you see, he's this neck, this neck, I'm rubbing... This neck!"
The screams in the back came and went, and from time to time someone fainted, but it didn't affect the conversation here.
"You mean that my daughter-in-law won't die?"
Yu Batian nodded.
"She is born with a phoenix fate, even if she dies, she will not die here. ”
Nan Yu was ecstatic, and ran back with Che Xiao in his arms, wanting to catch this old ghost and ask the other party if he had calculated how to save his daughter-in-law.
At this time, the Heavenly Gong Monument over there erupted into an earth-shattering laugh.
"Hahahaha...... It's done, it's really done! it's really this thing!!"
"What's that?"
Nan Yan looked at the Tiangong Monument dancing there, with a suspicious expression.
"Boss, it's saved! Che Xiao's girl is saved!"
Tiangong Monument took the bottle and flew over this way.
"Don't run, don't snatch my elixir, it's for my brother!"
Nan Yan looked at the Tiangong Monument with a posture of wanting to seize the treasure, raised his little feet and chased after him.
"Saved?"
Nan Sulfone's heart moved, and he ran towards the Tiangong Monument with hope.
"Tell me quickly, how to save it!"
"Boss, you just need to give her this, and she'll be alive. ”
The Tiangong Monument opened with a thin golden hand, and a black mass lay there peacefully, at first glance, it was a piece of dog shit......
Sulfone: "......"
Nan Yu raised his head, looked at the excited appearance of Tiangong Monument, and asked with a serious face.
"Are all the dead people in your family saved by eating shit?"
"Boss, this isn't your average shit!"
As he spoke, Tiangong Monument grabbed Nan Xuan's hand and stuffed dog shit into his hand.
Clang!!!
Nan sulfone knocked it away with a punch, and his cheeks twitched.
He really lost his mind, and he actually talked to a fool and made a lot of trouble.
Forget it, let's go to the funeral.
"Stop, you return my elixir, or I'll fire you!"
Nan Yan noticed that Nan Yan was holding a huge spatula and chased after him, with an expression of wanting to kill.
"Yanyan, this is the elixir you refined?"
"Yes, brother, I have been refining this pill for seven days and seven nights, this damn brick, rob me of the pill, this pill is what I refined for my brother to eat!"
The little girl was indignant, and the spatula in her hand was wielded vigorously, chasing in the direction where the Tiangong Monument flew away.
Looking at that posture, if you accidentally eat this Lori spatula, it will be more uncomfortable than a dead mother.
Words of ......
Nan Yu stared at the black shit-like pill in his hand and fell into deep thought.
It seems that everything that comes out of words is like this.
Back then, he ate this thing, and he left a shadow in his heart, but later it turned out that what Nan Yan refined was indeed effective!
Nan Sulfone's heart lifted and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
"A dead horse is a live horse doctor. ”
He found a clean place and gently put Che Xiao down.
Che Xiao lay there peacefully, still with a happy smile on her delicate face, as if she was asleep, but the blood flower on the white dress was very pitiful.
He reached out and gently touched Che Xiao's cheek, his heart ached, what a stupid girl, what a beautiful woman.
Be sure to come back to life!
The people behind saw that Nan Sulfone was no longer neurotic here, and things seemed to be taking a turn for the better, so they hurriedly chased after him.
Only the two deans were far away, and they didn't dare to step forward, and they were frightened by the momentum of Yu Batian.
"I, the Eastern Empire, how can I have such a master?"
"Stone sword, cloth cloth...... He is the legendary Sword Emperor Fish Dominance!"
Dean Che finally recognized it, and that obvious feature was clearly one of the only two legendary emperors of the human race!
Why did the Emperor come to their academy? Why did the Emperor talk to Nan Sulfone? and Nan Sulfone seemed to know him very well.
Thinking about the previous things, Dean Che felt that this matter was very strange.
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