Chapter 172 [Pretending to force the class to start] The eighth update
Eighth Update!
"Who the hell is that?Dong Zheng?Impossible!" A figure naturally appeared in Chu Qingxue's mind.
The waiting time is long, especially today, it is definitely one of the most unforgettable days in her life for Chu Qingxue, and Rao is psychological quality is impetuous.
She has hope in her heart, hoping that the plan can help her, hoping to win the bid. But this kind of hope is too ethereal, everything is illusory, and it cannot be grasped at all.
The bidding will be exclusive to the hotel, the area where the Chu employees are located is indescribably depressing.
"What's the matter, the atmosphere is so depressing?" Ye Chenfeng came, looking at everyone expressionless. He couldn't help but say.
Everyone looked up at him, no one dared to speak, and Chu Qingxue glared at him a few times.
"Oh, it's so boring, I'll tell you a joke?" Ye Chenfeng touched his head and said.
Surprisingly, Chu Qingxue nodded: "Okay, you speak! Everyone take it easy!"
Ye Chenfeng said: "Okay, let me tell you a few jokes about the ancients?"
Ye Chenfeng immediately attracted everyone's attention, and Du Ziteng looked surprised: "What is it?
"That's for sure, life is endless, pretending to be non-stop. Pretending to be forced is a science, which has been passed down from our ancestors!" Chen Long continued.
Wang Feng's eyes narrowed: "Then if that's the case, are we pretending to be forced for the rise of Shenzhou?"
Everyone discussed, mainly around the word "pretending to be forced", and in the end, it was even divided into realms, the first tangible pretend, the second invisible pretending, and the third forcible pretending.
Chu Qingxue and other company executives were also drunk, obviously a group of security guards, and they actually created a strong atmosphere of academic discussion.
Ye Chenfeng shouted: "Invisible pretending to be the most deadly, everyone should be quiet!
Immediately, everyone looked at Ye Chenfeng with burning eyes.
"The first one, there are two biao eggs in Qi Kingdom, and now they are funny, one lives in the east of the city and the other lives in the west of the city. One day, two people meet on the street.
"Strong, do you dare to drink some?"
"Why don't you dare!"
Drink! Then both of them drank high.
"If there is wine to drink, is there no meat?"
"You are meat, and I am also meat, how can you say that there is no meat?"
So they drew their knives and slashed at each other.
Cut the meat and drink it.
Eventually, the two died of blood loss.
"Poof!"
Du Ziteng had just drunk all the tea that squirted out, and sprinkled Wang Feng's face full.
"My stomach hurts, I'll rely on it!" Wang Feng was anxious.
"Haha...... This is really pretending to be with life!" Du Ziteng really laughed to the point of stomach pain.
The others were also smiling from ear to ear. Even Chu Qingxue was full of smiles, and her mood was much better.
"Ye Chenfeng, your kung fu is quite powerful!" Chu Qingxue said.
Ye Chenfeng's face was unhappy: "Mr. Chu, this is not a nonsense, this is from the Lu family's Spring and Autumn Period, I don't believe it to check it myself!"
"Brother Ye continues!It's too funny!" Du Ziteng hurriedly urged.
The corners of Ye Chenfeng's mouth hooked a confident arc: "The last ancient case of pretending to be coerced, in fact, this story is indeed pretending to be forced on him, but this story is very suitable for me!
"What kind of story? Tell it quickly! Brother Ye!" Du Ziteng, they couldn't wait.
And Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran already knew that Ye Chenfeng's narcissism had reached the point of reaching the peak, and his cheeks were twice as thick as the length of the Great Wall!
Everyone speculates that the story he tells is probably this kind of person!
"The last story of the ancients pretending to be forced is also the ultimate pretending! It can be described as the third forced pretending in the triple realm!" Ye Chenfeng said with a smile.
Everyone pricked up their ears.
"There is a character named Li Ao in the legend, Li Ao is good at pretending to be forced, and there are sayings
God is omniscient, and I am second only to God because I know something.
Someone asked, "Master Li, you are so awesome, do you have anyone to admire?"
Master Li said: "Of course I don't have anyone to admire, if I want to find someone to admire, I have to look in the mirror." ”
Li Ao is not without emotion about reality, according to him, there are two major regrets in his life: one is that I can't find someone like Li Ao to be my friend, and the other is that I can't sit down and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.
It can be described as a sage who pretends to be forced. ”
"I'm going to go, this is really pretending to alarm the whole country and the Party Central Committee!"
There was another burst of laughter, and many people leaned forward and backward with laughter, and the oppressive atmosphere was swept away.
The corners of Ye Chenfeng's mouth rose: "This calf is indeed too capable of pretending, I feel that the state uses his face to make body armor designation! But there is one thing, what this guy said is really reasonable, but it is probably to describe people like me!"
"Poof!"
This time, there was also water squirting, but it was twice, but it was not Du Ziteng, but Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran who were next to Ye Chenfeng.
Originally, Chu Qingxue and Qiu Muran thought that Ye Chenfeng's ancients had finished telling the story, and they happened to be a little thirsty, so the two tacitly picked up the water glass. But after this, Ye Chenfeng pretended to be forced!
So the two laughed on the spot, and Ye Chenfeng, who was among them, suffered and was sprayed in the face.
Ye Chenfeng wiped a handful of water on his face with his hand, shook his hair, and showed a wicked smile: "No wonder someone in the TV series uses Chang'e's bath water to make flatbread, it's really right, this saliva of the beauty tastes so good, who has drunk it with the beauty to wash his face, he feels cute!"
"Gross!"
Chu Qingxue's beautiful eyes glared at Ye Chenfeng: "Disgusting, boasting disgusting!"
"It's disgusting!" Qiu Muran on the side replied tacitly.
"Mr. Chu looks very happy with you, you should have a good grasp of the bidding?" A sneering voice came from afar, and Jiang Qi came arrogantly with the representatives of the Jiang clan.
As soon as she saw Jiang Qi coming, Chu Qingxue's face was instantly gloomy, and she sneered: "Is Jiang always going to give up?"
"Hehe, Mr. Chu is really joking, how could I give up after preparing for the bidding meeting for so long?" Jiang Qi said with a smile.
"Oh, don't give up!" Chu Qingxue pretended to nod.
At this time, Ye Chenfeng stood up: "Mr. Jiang hasn't seen you for a long time!"
Jiang Qi decided to embarrass Ye Chenfeng, glanced at him, and asked disdainfully, "We know each other?"
Ye Chenfeng smiled: "It's normal that Mr. Jiang doesn't know me, after all, I don't pretend to be forced everywhere like Mr. Jiang every day, it's normal that you don't know me!"
"You...... Please be careful when you speak!" Jiang Qi's female secretary no longer agreed.
"You ......" Jiang Qi didn't expect Ye Chenfeng to react so quickly, he was embarrassed, but he didn't expect it to be reversed all of a sudden. ... Friends who read books, you can search for "", you can find this site as soon as possible.
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