Chapter 1659: Is it easy to serve the general?
The guard was stunned for a moment, and when he saw that the two people in front of him were wearing the clothes of their own team, he couldn't help but be very puzzled.
"Male pet, why have I never heard of it?"
At this time, Sunan had already used the disguise technique to make up a stranger, and the guard in front of him naturally couldn't recognize him, but he just looked Zhang Yibo up and down, with that ambiguous look on his face, it turned out that General Tan liked this kind of tone.
But it's also normal, just this kind of little white face, not to mention women, some men like it.
Zhang Yibo next to him was almost angry, and his lungs were about to explode.
Male pet ...... Male pet ......
With a heart that fights to the death, he turned into a male pet!
Sunan looked at the collapsed Zhang Yibo and said.
"Brother, I said a long time ago, this task will be wronged by you, what you just said is so righteous and awe-inspiring, you won't regret it now, right?"
Zhang Yibo was so depressed in his heart, but he had no choice but to say so many big things before, and now he can't regret it when the matter comes, otherwise wouldn't it become a battlefield disobedience?
It's just that Zhang Yibo has been short-tempered since he was a child, a pure man and a real man, but now he actually comes to pretend to be a male pet, this kind of humiliation is really unacceptable, a fair and handsome face, very ruddy.
However, this angry lungs are about to explode, in the eyes of others, it is a delicate and shy little appearance, I have to say that this Zhang Yibo is indeed a wonderful flower among the pure masters.
Despite this, the guards at the door were still a little hesitant, this was silent, and a male pet came inexplicably, why do you have to inform the general about this matter first?
"Wait a minute, I'll ask the general?"
Syllable!
As soon as the words fell, Sunan slapped the man's face, and the guard's face changed in pain, and he directly drew his knife to besiege Sunan and the three of them, only to see Sunan say extremely calmly.
"Look, I just saved my life! Are you stupid enough to dare to ask the general? Do you think the general would do if you knew the general's secret?"
The guard was stunned for a moment, and then his scalp suddenly tingled, if he knew General Tan's secret, and asked for instructions in such a grand manner, wouldn't the general think that he was blackmailing?
The cold sweat all over his body came out like raindrops, and his palpitating expression was still stiff on his face, looking at Sunan and the others, he said with some puzzlement.
"You, why aren't you afraid?"
Sunan shook his head with a wry smile, and said with a sigh.
"It is said that thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger, the general is almost thirty years old, and he is a cultivator, look at this little brother's figure, can he satisfy her?"
"This ...... Reasonable. β
Zhang Yibo gritted his teeth again, feeling that anger could come out of his ears, not only mentally insulted, but even spiritually insulted! Just Tan Yuxin, that little girl, dare to walk a few rounds under Lao Tzu's crotch!
Of course, he just thought about it in his heart, and he also understood that this was General Su's strategy, but this strategy was too wronged.
The guard looked at Sunan and Sun Lao Lame, and said with some envy.
"Could it be that the two of you often serve the general?"
Sunan sighed, with a melancholy look on his face, and said lightly.
"Do you think it's a good thing to serve the general? Although the general is beautiful, but our body is really unbearable, you look at this Sun brother, every time he serves the general, he walks with a limp, and his legs don't obey the call, our heartache, who can know. β
The guard glanced at Sunan, and instantly had a sympathetic expression, patted him on the shoulder, and had an expression of wanting to say something.
Yes, it is said that a companion is like a tiger, this must be a very dangerous thing to warm the bed for General Tan, a bad service may be a knife.
But the general's beautiful body, if he can serve once, it will really be in vain!
The three guards are really envious and emotional, they really can't have both fish and bear's paws, even if this is the case in life.
Sunan didn't expect it, but just arranged it casually, and actually made these three people sigh that they had a life, so they rolled their eyes helplessly, coughed dryly twice, and said lightly.
"The three brothers, don't talk about the old days, let us go in, this June Futian, itself is easy to be anxious, if you let the general wait, we will suffer again. β
The guard immediately came to his senses, discussed it, took out a money bag from his pocket, and put it in Sunan's hand.
"Brother, this is a little bit of the meaning of the brothers, your work is harder than ours, buy some supplements to make up for it!"
The three guards just gave Sunan a few thousand dragon coins, after all, in their eyes, this is also a huge amount of money, Sunan and the others in front of them are people who can blow the wind on the general's pillow, if they help with a few good words, then they may be assigned a good errand in the future.
After watching the three of them walk into the camp, the guards couldn't help but be extremely envious, and Tan Yuxin's cold face seemed to come to mind, and the delicate and naΓ―ve attitude when he was thrown on the bed and turned upside down......
The three of Sunan entered the barracks, and Zhang Yibo finally breathed a heavy sigh of relief and said with some grievances.
"General, what are you doing, wouldn't it be good for the three of us to just kill directly, what kind of male pet are you pretending!"
Sunan smiled and said lightly, "If the other party's general is someone else, I will definitely take you to kill, but the other party is Tan Yuxin...... Hehe. β
Sun Lao Lame and Zhang Yibo also seemed to understand a little, but they still looked at Sunan and waited for his reason.
Sunan snorted coldly, "Tan Yuxin's own strength is not bad, but has she ever led soldiers? Do you know the way to march? I'm afraid she can't even talk about soldiers on paper, fighting with this kind of person, naturally asking for soldiers without blood, without fighting, and surrendering soldiers, this is the highest state of war." After all, the Heavenly King Army is my treasure, and I don't want to lose it alone. β
Sun Lao Lame and Zhang Yibo instantly admired Sunan, and at the same time there was a trace of warmth in their hearts, such a general, this is a dead heart!
"Vice General Su, but I don't think you're very old, how can you have experience in leading troops?"
"Talent. β
β......β
Sunan's explanation really scorched Sun Laolai and Zhang Yibo on the outside and tender on the inside, which is too shocking......
The three of them walked around the barracks gracefully, patrolling only to glance at them, and did not ask much, it seemed that the three guards at the door had greeted them.
Zhang Yibo was a little excited and impatient, "What are Vice General Su doing next, did you rush into Tan Yuxin's tent and capture her alive?"
Sunan rolled his eyes helplessly, "You are stupid, we have all entered the hinterland of the barracks, of course it is...... Grab the grain and grass!"
(End of chapter)