"Hard, too hard...... Senior Brother stood not far away, shaking his head with a slurp in his mouth: "This kind of turn, this kind of unfolding, is really too blunt." It is neither logical nor necessary, and it is simply a fraud on the number of words in a novel, and it is suspected of deceiving readers. It's neither tactful nor subtle, and it's the kind of hard ad that Megatron and Decepticons fight for most of the day just to get a bottle of Red Bull - your energy is beyond imagination. So, hard, it's too hard!"

Well, I'm afraid that the big brother said everyone's thoughts accurately, and people in their right minds can hardly understand what Chainsaw Girl is playing. However, the so-called smell is similar, and the second and second can sparks. Li Yuncong and Chainsaw Girl are really similar in terms of thinking logic, so they can slap together.

The chainsaw girl came violently, just to be the first little brother to serve before the others. I really don't know how to describe this kind of thought...... But Li Yuncong actually understood!

In fact, it is not difficult to understand that there are not a few cases of real brain-dead fans fighting each other in order to be the first to see idols and shake hands with idols.

Look, now, Li Yuncong and Chainsaw Girl are still a cloud of rolling dust.

"Domineering and domineering!" The method of speaking was too disturbing, and Li Yuncong simply lifted the battle transformation. The nostrils were stabbed by the chainsaw girl's fingers, and Li Yuncong shouted loudly in a sullen voice: "You Laipi! It is clear that I came first, and I met Your Majesty first, and I must be the first to shake hands!" He turned to Yang Qisheng and burst into tears: "Your Majesty, we are old acquaintances who have known each other since the Pacific World!"

", it's obvious that you're too weak! Is there anything else on this battlefield of survival that comes first and lasts? I defeated you and grabbed the first place. Then the first name is mine!" The chainsaw girl was pulled by Li Yuncong's cheeks, and her face was deformed. He was still able to divide his spirit and put a fan eye at Yang Qi's side, "The greater than number and the less than number are together (>▽<)": "Your Majesty! You actually looked at me? I-I'm going to die happily!"

Apo, who had just walked into the hall, was speechless, covered his forehead and shook his head and complained: "Really...... It's ...... if the brain isn't well developed."

Chainsaw immediately added: "I want to be your right-hand man, I want to be your number one subordinate, I must be the most loyal to you!"

"The number one subordinate?!" Hearing this, Apo instantly couldn't bear it. At the same time, the loudspeaker came out of the glasses girl's angry scream: "You still want to be the number one? I haven't been to be the number one yet, you honestly line up!"

A farce, when Yang Qi opened his mouth to intervene. Finally got the scene under control.

The chainsaw girl calmed down, and Li Yuncong also calmed down. Of course, even if the two calm down, it is equivalent to the euphoria of ordinary people. They are glaring at me and I am glaring at you, all saying things like "It's easy to talk about anything in normal times, but this time it's definitely not good!" and "Good men don't fight women, but this time I will never give in!" and so on.

"Uh...... Although I had just woken up and didn't make a big fuss about the situation, I'd better talk about my business first. Yang Qi decided to ignore the noise and go on to her own topic. Everyone sat up.

"Let's talk about private matters first - Yuxi. ”

"Here!" Luo Yuxi immediately stood up, she also wanted to make a good impression on her uncle. (In this case, should I be called Uncle or Aunt?Shoushou, I don't know.) So for the time being, let's call it "Uncle Shi" according to Master Jin's habit)

"You can follow me when your master is not on Earth, although my path is different from his, but it is no problem to guide you. Yang Qi waved her hand to sit down: "Don't be so nervous, relax." You may not know me well, but I know you very well, and you'll know that later. ”

"Yes!" Luo Yuxi sat down, and at the same time his heart was slightly sweet. It seems that his master attaches great importance to himself, and he even introduced himself to his uncle in detail.

"The private matter is said and then—one more private matter. Yang Qi glanced around: "The detailed situation will be carefully explained by the little fat man later, but it will take at least half an hour for the little fat man to say it, so I will first be concise, outlined, and in a word-I am recruiting, you are the first batch I am looking for, do you want to have a big fight with me?"

"What's a big deal?" Senior Brother frowned, his eyes deepened. He looked back at Paladin next to him, and the other party didn't have any surprised looks, it seemed that he had expected it - or Xiao Jingzhe behind him had already expected it. Looking at the others, they didn't seem to react much, so the senior brother immediately had a plan in his heart.

He pinched his chin and showed the graceful demeanor of a psychotherapist, and the whole person looked calm and reliable: "Although it was surprising to hear this sentence, it is actually reasonable to think about it carefully." None of you are stupid, and although you haven't elaborated on it yet, we can understand what you mean by what you have seen in Shanghai and what you are doing now. But it's a big thing about the individual and the future, and I think everyone needs to do more......"

Before the senior brother finished speaking, Li Yuncong next to him and the chainsaw girl opposite had already swished up at the same time, and they raised their arms high and shouted, "I want to ——!"

The two of them glanced at each other, and then as if they were afraid of being ignored, they danced around one by one, and the whole person became an abstract stick figure in the anime: "Of course!" "Just wait for this sentence!" "There's nothing to think about!" "Domineering, domineering, it's pure yang domineering! Let's have a big fight!"

"These two people...... the senior brother slapped his forehead, and thousands of words and countless considerations were forced back into his stomach by these two teasers. Can such a major decision be made hastily? Even the labor contract of an enterprise gives people a few days to think about it! He looked at Paladin and Luo Yuxi again: "Hurry up, parents hurry up and educate their respective children!"

Luo Yuxi shrugged his shoulders and smiled at him: "I don't have anything to think about, Master asked me to follow Uncle Shi, and I followed Uncle Shi." ”

"Ahh Paladin nodded decisively and said, "I'm here as the head of delegation." It was to show the attitude of the regiment commander. ”

"Commander?" Yang Qi raised his eyebrows: "Could it be that Xiao Jingzhe formed a knight order?"

"Yes. October 25th. The Captain of the Stinging Regiment officially formed the Knights of the Holy Light. Paladin stood up and bowed to Yang Qi. The etiquette was solemn and impeccable: "The Captain of the Stunned Regiment has stated that he will fully support all the plans of Her Majesty the Queen of the Eternal Night. Whatever the plan, no matter what kind of support is needed, this attitude will never change. ”

"Wow!" Liu Xiaoying exclaimed: "Is it the top 30 paladins on the heavenly list?" It is said that the stinging has the potential and qualifications to hit the top eight on the heavenly list, such a strong man has made such a heavy promise, it is obviously an extraordinary trust!"

"Damn, this kind of promise has been promised? Senior brother looked at Liu Xiaoying again. Liu Xiaoying was already planning to take a group photo.

"Ahhhh If you do it, let's do it together, go all out, and do a big job!"

"Haha, okay. Then it's decided!" Yang Qi was happy and clapped his hands: "That's it." Our organization is set up today!"

"Hooray! Hooray!" the two teasers immediately raised their hands and shouted long live. Liu Xiaoying's eyes were even more swishing and shining brightly, and her soul as a reporter was burning: "Your Excellency, as the leader of a new organization, as a powerful person in the world, and as a great man who will surely influence the whole world, can I make a special report on your organization? ”

"Huhuhahaha ”

"Really, it's such an honor!" Liu Xiaoying suddenly turned on the recording mode of the camera and began to produce an interview film. As if she were making a selfie video, she first said to the camera: "Hello everyone, I am a special correspondent of the World Observation Bureau, and today we will enter a newly established organization of the Chosen One. The name of the organization is ......"

Ah Po immediately erected a huge teleprompter outside the camera, gesturing desperately, and the size of the word [Tianyi] on the sign was so large that even the blind could see it clearly.

Yang Qi was on the throne, flicked his finger at the camera, and his movements were extremely handsome: "There is no one in the world." ”

Liu Xiaoying immediately ordered: "That's right, the name of this organization is 'No One in the World'." ”

Ah Po immediately fell to the ground with a silent howl, but Yang Qi hooked the corners of his mouth. There is an eternal night, how can there be no one in the world? We just want to plant the battle flag of no one in the world in the infinite dimension!

"Although I don't understand what the profound meaning of this name is for the time being, it is extraordinary when you hear it. Now, let's focus on the issues that everyone is most concerned about - the membership and strength of the organization. Liu Xiaoying pointed the camera at her brother-in-law: "Come, let's introduce ourselves one by one." ”

"Uh, hello everyone, I'm 'Dare to laugh at the bully, not husband', everyone calls me 'dare to laugh at the bully'-poof! Who, whoever beat me, the blood is out! cough, Xiaoying, I'll pinch this paragraph later. My brother wiped a handful of blood from his face, and then immediately lit a cigar in his mouth with a deep face of vicissitudes, and he had to sit down with this title: "In short, my 'dare to laugh at the overlord' is now ranked fifteen thousand on today's list." It's not very high, but the next time the list is updated, everyone will see my progress. ”

"Okay, next. The camera focused on Luo Yuxi: "Senior sister, can you introduce yourself?"

"Good. Luo Yuxi sat in a sitting position, dressed in the style of a lady, and greeted him steadily: "Hello everyone, my ID is 'Master's highest', and the current ranking of the heavenly list is the top five thousand." ”

"The top five thousand is already a very high ranking! Okay, the next one. ”

"It's my turn?" Chainsaw girl slapped her chest, and a pair of big boobs swayed to make people's eyes straight: "Old lady, I am 'picking up a chainsaw and cutting zombies', and I am the number one follower of the queen of my family, and now I am ranked in the top eight thousand." ”

"What nonsense, you still want to be the number one attendant?" Li Yuncong's color was completely empty, and he unceremoniously squeezed into the camera to steal the spotlight, and a big face blocked the chainsaw girl: "Forget this guy, what she said is all fake! I am the top two hundred on the list, and I am the first follower of the queen! There is no one in our world, and the first eight thousand in the latter can only play in the mud." And being followed by a top 8,000 person, the queen will feel that the price is dropped. ”

"What are you talking about, you bastard!" Chainsaw girl immediately expressed her anger: "Believe it or not, the top 8,000 of me will immediately beat you down the top 200?

"Okay, let's go, do you think I'm still the same me you know? I'm Brother Zhanchun, Brother Dou Zeng, and Jia Junpeng, now I've come back from a hellish ordeal! You wait, wait until I'm full of transformation grooves and domineering points, and teach you how to be a man in minutes!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight together again, Liu Xiaoying hurriedly changed the topic and focused the camera on Yang Qi: "May I ask the Queen, what do you think about the ranking of the heavenly list?"

Yang Qi's expression that had been smiling happily collapsed instantly: "My opinion is...... Uh......" She hesitated for a long time, and the armrests of the last row of seats said angrily: "The ranking of the heavenly list is a hairy! The real powerhouse, do you still need to be recognized by the heavenly list? Look at the Black Death Emperor, has he registered any official website account? But can anyone say that he is not the first in the world? So what we punch and kick is the glory that really belongs to the strong and belongs to ourselves!"

Liu Xiaoying immediately became excited: "What you said is simply great!"

Chainsaw Girl, Li Yuncong, Paladin, Senior Brother, and Brother Fu also nodded approvingly. Luo Yuxi couldn't help but admire, he deserved to be his uncle, and in some respects he was really the same as his master. Master's pride is more restrained, and Uncle's pride is more significant, but the core is the same.

A person with such courage is the real hero of the world!

"Also, by the way," Yang Qi lowered his voice and asked in a low voice, "How did the ranking of the Heavenly List improve?"

"Well, that's right. Luo Yuxi explained carefully: "No one knows what kind of means the World Observation Bureau uses to determine the heavenly list, but there is no doubt that it does not directly measure everyone's strength, but determines the strength through performance." Every time you defeat a strong opponent and every time you achieve an achievement, it will have an impact on the ranking of the Heavenly Leaderboard. I don't know if the performance in the Atlas counts into it, but it is certain that the performance on Earth will definitely be included in it. Therefore, the so-called heavenly list is more of a record list than a combat power list. ”

"I see!" Yang Qi immediately looked at Apo: "Is there any bastard nearby that will make me want to beat up?"

"This ......" Apo was not sure how to answer, but Jonathan walked into the hall and answered in a cold voice: "I just got the news, and there happens to be one." It's not just a bastard, it's a super bastard you've been commanding for a long time and we've been tracking for a long time. ”

"What is it?"

"SD organization. ”

"SD?!Then what are you waiting for!" Yang Qi suddenly got up and walked out violently: "Little guys, copy guys, follow me immediately!"

The top 80,000 on the heavenly list?Let this ranking die, Lao Tzu is going to brush the heavenly list!(To be continued......

PS: I don't even have the Internet, so I upload it with my mobile phone......