Chapter 223: Teach or Not Teach
When he was in the kamikaze team, Leng Feng was often depressed, except for tasks all day long, there were rough men on the side, even if there were women in the team, the character was also a female tyrannosaurus-like character.
It would be nice to have a soft-spoken girl on the side.
It was only when this incident really happened that Leng Feng felt that when he was in the kamikaze team before, it was quite good.
Since coming to Jiangdu, too many things have happened around me, and my peach blossom luck is too good.
Of course, it is a very happy thing to be entangled by many beauties, but sometimes, this kind of thing is actually a trouble.
Grandma is a bear, are these beauties really unable to find a man or whatever, how can they be harmed by the old man alone?
"You, this ......"
Leng Feng obviously didn't expect Shi Qingyu to do this suddenly, and he was a little confused for a while, not knowing how to speak.
"What's the matter, or I'll be your girlfriend!"
After a pause, as if joking: "You still don't want to, hmph, you don't want to pull it down!" Shi Qingyu didn't know why he particularly liked to see him eat deflated, covered his mouth and said with a smile: "It's you who don't agree, you can't find your wife when you turn around, don't cry and shout to beg me." ”
"Damn, you're ruthless!" Leng Feng really didn't have anything to do with her except rolling his eyes.
Instead, the teacher whispered to him and said, "I don't know what you're thinking, don't care, I'm just joking." ”
Leng Fengxin said that something like that had happened before, and he still made this kind of joke?
But I didn't bother to bother with these words, so I snorted, put my backpack on my shoulder and turned around to leave.
"Hey, why are you, I haven't finished my sentence yet, how can you say just go?"
Shi Qingyu has practiced sanda, and his skills are not ordinary agility, and he stopped in front of Leng Feng with an arrow step.
Leng Feng said depressedly: "Sister, what else are you going to do?"
"Nonsense, of course I have something to tell you, or do you think I really came over to watch your ball game?" Shi whispered and looked around habitually, and snorted at her Baolai: "Get in the car and talk about it." ”
"Get in the car again, come back?" As soon as Leng Feng saw her car, he remembered that he was "poisoned" by her in the car last time, and immediately said vigilantly: "No, if we have something to say here, it will definitely be no good to go to your car." ”
Shi almost wanted to kick it in a light tone, but said angrily: "What do you mean? Please, you're not a big star, and you're afraid that I will insult you?"
"That's not good. "Leng Fengxin said that it is not the first time that you have insulted me, the police are unreliable, and the female police are even more unreliable.
But even if she disrespects herself, she is a dignified soldier who is afraid of a little girl.
Thinking about it like this, Leng Feng pulled the car door very aggressively and sat in the car.
Shi Qingyu also got into the car, tilted his head and glanced at Leng Feng, and said, "I am looking for you today to give you a wake-up call." Those who want to target you, pay attention to yourself, I didn't expect you to meet you so soon!"
"I'll go!" Leng Feng pouted, you think I want to.
"I'm telling you, you'd better not tell anyone about the previous things!"
Leng Feng said casually, "What did you say last time?"
"Of course I'm ...... with you" Shi whispered and suddenly blushed, glared at him and said, "Shut up, don't ask what you shouldn't ask!"
Leng Feng snorted, and said in his heart that it was that incident. You screamed in front of me for so long that day, and you were embarrassed to tell me what you were embarrassed about.
"By the way, what kind of kung fu are you doing, can you teach me?"
Shi whispered with anticipation, and reached out to grab Leng Feng's arm again.
Leng Feng was afraid of the well rope after being bitten by a snake for ten years, so he flashed to the side and said, "If you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet." Kung Fu is not so easy to teach, we are different, some kung fu can only be practiced by men!"
"Don't deceive people, you think I'm a three-year-old kid, you can lie to me casually?"
"This ......"
"Do you still want me to be like that? Okay, don't blame me for my stomachache. Oh, Master. ”
"I'll wipe ......" Leng Feng rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, Ge Lao Tzu, you girl is really bullying Lao Ke is a virgin!
Ri, can't always let her pester herself like this, rolled her eyes, and said: "If you want to learn kung fu from me, it's actually not impossible, but if you want to practice magic skills, you have to endure a lot of hardships and endure unbearable torture for ordinary people." Look at your delicate young lady, can you stand it?"
Shi Qingyu was a quick temper, and he couldn't be provoked the most, so he immediately glared at him and said: "Don't bluff, who is Miss Jiao? If it weren't for your good work, do you think I wouldn't dare to beat you? ”
"Good. Since you are so determined, I will make an exception for the teacher to teach you. Let's say it first, whether you can learn or not depends on your own perseverance and sincerity. ”
"Sincere, of course sincere, Master!" As soon as he heard that Leng Feng wanted to teach himself, the master smiled softly, and the master's call was like being wrapped in honey.
Pretending to cough twice, Leng Feng said unashamedly: "Apprentice, the way of practice is all based on one heart. If you want to practice kung fu and learn to be beaten first, first of all, you have to break through your psychological barriers and challenge your psychological bottom line. Alas, this level is too difficult, I'm afraid you won't be able to practice!"
"How can it be, I'm also a police officer, and I don't have any psychological capacity. ”
"Yes? Not necessarily. Leng Feng pointed to a lewd middle-aged man on the side of the road and said, "You go over and shake hands with that uncle, and then shout 'I'm a big pervert, I'm a big pig's head', do you dare?"
"Little rascal, are you fooling me?"
Shi whispered in anger and raised his hand to pat Leng Feng on the back of the head.
But Leng Feng's hand was weak, he waved his hand to block it, and said disdainfully: "Why do you want to fight again?"
Shi Qingyu knew that he couldn't beat him, his face turned red with anger, and he said, "What about you liaring ghosts? Such an idiotic thing, you dare to call one for me to see?"
"Okay, I'll call you what you say. If I shout and you don't dare to shout, it means that you are not that material at all, don't pester me to teach you to practice in the future. ”
Leng Feng laughed and got out of the car, and a girl happened to pass by, so he walked up directly and said, "Hello Miss, can I tell you something?"
"Well, you name it. Seeing that a very energetic boy was very polite, the girl said politely.
Unexpectedly, Leng Feng clenched his fists, stomped his feet and shouted: "I'm a big pervert, I'm a psychopath!" The girl was frightened, her face was pale, and the bags on her shoulders were almost scared off, and she turned around and ran away.
Leng Feng returned to the car and said triumphantly: "How is it, sister policeman? I can't do such a trivial thing, and I still want to practice kung fu, and people will cut you with a knife, and they won't scare you to death? Remember, this is something you don't learn on your own initiative, and don't come to me if you regret it later. ”
The teacher whispered the black line in his head, and after a while, he said with great contempt: "Mentally retarded, idiot! I want to believe that you and I are really a big pig's head, hum, perverted! What kind of kung fu, who is rare, don't teach to pull down!"