"It is no exaggeration to say that if the light body does not stop, it will cause World War III!"

"How so?"

"Obviously, the light body is beyond the scope of human cognition, and no one in China or even the world will easily make up their minds. But the supernatural category represented by the light body is in the eyes of the conspirators...... Hold the grass in my head!"

"I'm sorry, there was a malfunction in the live broadcast room, today the brick family said that the 'light body' special program is over, thank you for watching, goodbye!"

Looking at the screen of the mobile phone, the sanctimonious expert was hit by a white light and his head was bleeding, Qin Shou, who was waiting for the interview, pursed his lips and turned off his mobile phone.

"If the fart is big, it will cause a world war in the mouth of the brick family, who will you smash if you don't smash it?"

Qin Shou, people are not as good as their name. With the exception of the name of a scumbag MAX, all of his traits can be directly replaced with "ordinary".

However, after being single for 20 years, in the past three months, Qin Shou has been studying the routines of dealing with women, and it can be said that he has quite a lot of experience.

Qin Shou also has an understanding of the "light body" incident:

Light body is the abbreviation of mysterious luminous body. About three days ago, a body of light descended from the sky and circumnavigated the earth in three days.

The light body only appeared in crowded areas, and smashed tens of thousands of people's heads one after another.

However, there is nothing humans can do about the light: they cannot capture, they cannot locate it, they cannot expel it......

At eight o'clock this morning, the body of light finally descended on the land of China.

According to incomplete statistics, the light body smashed people's heads more than 8,000 times in just half a day.

The advent of the light body caused the biggest global sensation in nearly a hundred years after World War II.

Authoritative experts guessed from the trajectory of the light body that it was probably looking for someone.

But none of this has much to do with Qin Shou, he is just an ordinary person looking for job opportunities for a living.

"Next, Qin Shou. ”

Hearing the interviewer call his name, Qin Shou stood up and rubbed his hands, turned his mobile phone to silent mode, and walked in with his suit straightened.

Although Wu Bolan Pharmaceutical Co., Ltd. is not a listed company, the salary is the most suitable company within his current ability.

The three interviewers, two men and one woman, all had a serious face.

After a brief self-introduction, the female interviewer asks the first question:

"Please impress me with you in a minute. ”

"A strong woman, her real age is twenty-five or sixteen, her appearance is middle-to-top, she is cold and self-conscious, it is definitely not okay to praise her for being beautiful, only surprise. ”

Qin Shou smiled proudly in his heart, and said with a calm face:

"I like to tell the truth, and the first time I see you, I'm already impressed with you. ”

The female interviewer really took the bait, frowned and said:

"Be careful not to deviate from the content of the interview. ”

Qin Shou still had a calm face:

"A lot of people think you're not pretty. ”

The female interviewer's face turned cold and she snorted:

"This interviewee, please go out. ”

A woman is a hearing animal, even if she becomes a pig, as long as you praise her for her beauty, she will be comfortable when she says she is modest.

What's more, the female interviewer is a woman who is used to hearing praise.

Qin Shou's words undoubtedly made a big taboo.

The other two male interviewers sighed and shook their heads helplessly.

"This can't be helped, compared to your capable, free-spirited, confident, and unhurried superior temperament, your appearance is often overlooked. ”

As he spoke, Qin Shou looked at the female interviewer fixedly, his eyes revealing the sincerity of a pilgrimage.

"You don't need to say this, the next question is, if you enter our company, which department do you most want to join? ”

The female interviewer was stunned after listening to Qin Shou's words, and from Qin Shou's eyes, she saw the sincerity of pilgrimage.

She coughed twice, asked a second question, and said seemingly casually:

"I'm the manager of the marketing department. ”

The other two interviewers stopped talking, and according to the general interview process, the question asked by the female interviewer is the last question after confirming the success of the interview!

Qin Shouchong smiled brightly at the female interviewer, showed a mouthful of white teeth, and was about to answer.

The caller rang suddenly.

"Am I muted?"

A trace of doubt flashed in his heart, he casually pressed the refusal, and secretly turned off the power of the mobile phone directly, Qin Shoumian did not change his color and said:

"I used to be the student president at the university, and I have some experience in organizing and promoting marketing, and I would like to join the marketing department the most. Of course, the most important thing is to have an eye-catching female boss who believes that I will perform exceptionally. ”

The student councillor or something, it's pure fabrication.

Suddenly, the phone rings again, and it vibrates violently in the trouser belt!

Qin Shou chuckled in his heart, only to feel a chill rushing from his spine to his scalp. Panickedly, he pressed the reject button.

mobile phone, he has obviously turned off the power, and someone can still call. Thinking of the "light body" coming to China today, Qin Shou had a very bad guess in his heart!

The female interviewer's face flashed imperceptibly with a hint of gloom:

"Wait for the notice tomorrow, no surprises, I can come to work next Monday. Your girlfriend must be in a hurry, right?"

Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, sighed, and hurriedly said:

"Thank you, manager!I just graduated, where do I have a girlfriend, it is estimated that my roommate forgot to bring the key, goodbye manager, nothing to do I will go first!"

The female interviewer smiled again, squinted her eyes and nodded at Qin Shou.

Sneaking out of the company like a thief, he made a luxurious snort, and quickly rushed into the bedroom, and after making sure that the windows of the whole department were locked, Qin Shou finally took out his tightly covered mobile phone.

Along the way, he pressed the reject button more than 80 times!

Finally...... The caller rings again.

This time, Qin Shou pressed the answer button.

"Hold the hastily and hastily! Finally get through the phone! Big brother, where are you...... Is it Earth?"

Jiaoyin's cute and sweet Lori girl?

Wait a minute...... What is "Are you the earth there?"

Qin Shou's thoughts were chaotic, originally his plan was to spray the other party's scolding after connecting, no matter what the other party's source was, he would not pay attention to it, and then directly threw away the mobile phone.

However, such a soft and cute voice not only cleared away the resentment in Qin Shou's heart, but also gave him a bad taste of teasing the other party:

"This is the Earth Headquarters, don't be in a hurry, report your situation slowly, the Headquarters will not give up on any members of the organization. ”

After a while, just throw this phone away, right?

The other party was silent for half a minute, estimated in the organizational language:

"Total ...... Hello headquarters, my name is Lin Niannian, I had a car accident a month ago, and my body was dragged 3km by a heavy truck......"

Qin Shou chuckled in his heart, this sister paper is not a ghost, it can only be a ghost.

Twenty years of singleness and lack of social experience blinded Qin Shou's impulse to throw away his mobile phone, and pretended to be calm:

"Hmm, please continue. ”

"Aren't you surprised? You're not afraid? Don't you suspect that I'm a liar! A delicate body was dragged by a heavy truck for a full 3 km! The flesh and blood were blurred, and the rest of the body was as muddy as carbon......

Hearing "Lin Niannian's" startled rhetorical question and description, Qin Shou immediately decided that as long as the other party said another nonsense, he would immediately put the phone in the pot and boil it.

After all, he hadn't forgotten the previous supernatural events.

"Miss Lin, please be careful not to get off topic. ”

"Good...... Okay, I saw my corpse with my own eyes...... Then when I woke up, I found that I ...... I've crossed over!"