Chapter 239: Meritorious Ding
"I know, the bronze outside this bronze tripod is thought to be plated, and the appearance of the tripod itself is not like this, but the age is too old, it is now a cultural relic, whoever arrives at it will be well preserved, and it will definitely not be smashed ......"
Mingyang took the bronze tripod, flicked it gently, and made a bell-like sound, with a little afterburner, and finally the surface of the bronze tripod cracked, like a wall skin in disrepair.
The fall off of the bronze fragments, this small tripod also revealed its original face, this is a pitch black as ink, can not see the material of the small tripod, at the bottom is also carved with three small characters 'merit tripod'.
Dengtu scratched his head emptyly: "No, what is this merit tripod, why haven't I heard of it?"
"I don't know, but being able to be favored by the Sun Palace is obviously an extraordinary thing......"
Before Mingyang finished speaking, the door of the apartment was opened, and Xia Shihan said to everyone mysteriously: "Look who this is!"
As Xia Shihan finished speaking, Yin Xiaotao and Luo Jiali pulled the famous chubby beauty with Sassoon short hair left and right.
Dengtu looked Sassoon beauty up and down empty: "If it weren't for your chin and stubble, I almost wouldn't have recognized you as Chu Wan'er, who killed people with a long hair......"
", our Wan'er is male hormone oversecretion, which is a common occurrence among female athletes and female bodybuilding enthusiasts.
I've checked it on the Internet, as long as you use the old method of taking out your facial hair, and then bleaching your beard, not to mention that Wan'er is just a little bit sporadical, how can there be a strand of long hair as you say!"
Xia Shihan kicked the empty kick fiercely, pointed at Chu Wan'er and said to Mingyang: "I asked Chu Wan'er to change the men's clothes into women's clothes, and then put on a wig to block the face shape, how about it, it looks good, right?"
"Sure enough, it's the four major evil arts in Asia, PS, plastic surgery, makeup, sex reassignment, ......"
Mingyang sighed and said to the third girl: ".
The Yellow Emperor's Neijing said that beards only grow when blood is in full bloom.
The reason why women don't grow beards is because they have menstruation and leak every month, so they have more qi and not enough blood, so they don't grow beards.
Chong and Ren are the sea of meridians...... From the lower abdomen, go up the chest, throat, and around the lips.
Women have menstruation every month, and the blood and gas leak, so the blood cannot reach the lips, but is scattered in the chest and develops into the chest ......"
Xia Shihan glanced at the other three women, and looked at Mingyang one by one in confusion: "What do you mean, I didn't understand ......"
"Just like you said about athletes and bodybuilding enthusiasts, because they exercise too much, they hurt women's internal structure, so menstruation does not come, many women will grow beards, Chu Wan'er has practiced martial arts since childhood, and it is naturally the same. ”
Mingyang said this, and said to Chu Wan'er: "During this time, you will stay here, I will treat you, as for the ancient method that Shihan said about using a thin thread to twist the beard, don't use it, it will hurt the skin, and now the prisons use this method to pull out the beard, and all of them are folliculitis......"
Chu Wan'er hugged her fist at Mingyang and said, "."
Mingyang shook his head with a smile: "Don't be polite, I am commensurate with Brother Dengtu Kongkong, you are also my brother and sister, just call me big brother." ”
"Big brother!"
"Hey, hey, brother and sister, I still agree, you can decide what to do......"
didn't wait for Dengtu to finish speaking, he was stared back by Chu Wan'er's murderous gaze, and the words behind him were glared.
Dengtu ran to Adam and Hua Yi's drunken side: "Are we the Three Musketeers of hip-hop?" ”
"That's right. ”
"Don't you know that there is a tradition of playing hip-hop? That is, it is not as delicious as dumplings, and it is not as fun as ...... sister-in-law, your Wan'er sister-in-law, I will send you, hook up, I don't recommend "
"We recommend ......"
Adam stood with his hands in his hands and said loudly: "The world is out of my generation, and as soon as I enter the rivers and lakes, I love prostitution, but I definitely don't go to my sister-in-law's bed." ”
"What the hell, there's no rut and no rhyme, listen to me. ”
"Ah...... The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, my boss is called Fame, we will not seduce Wan'er's sister-in-law, and... Then ......"
Adam continued: "It's better to ...... the little red grass in the bath."
"Brother Adam, good poetry, good poetry!"
"Brother Hua has won the prize. ”
"Why don't we go to the bondage club in the east of the city now?"
That's exactly what I mean. ”
"Let's go!"
"Let's go!"
As Adam and Hua Yi got drunk, looking like a Jiangnan genius, they humbly walked out of the apartment, and the disciple blinked his triangular eyes emptyly, and was about to run out, but was caught by Chu Wan'er, and then an over-the-shoulder fall smashed to the ground.
"Where to go, you didn't care if you prostituted me before, but now as long as you dare to scare away, see if I don't break all three legs. ”
"Don't you use the third leg ...... too"
Chu Wan'er said coldly: "Have I used it?"
Saying that, Chu Wan'er carried Dengtu's empty collar: "Follow me." ”
"Go there......"
"Next door, there are a total of three rooms on the fifteenth floor, and the innermost apartment has been bought by Shihan's sister after the big star moved away, and now she lends it to us, come with me!"
"Don't, don't......"
As the sound of the empty ghost crying wolf gradually faded away, Xia Shihan glared at Fame.
"Sure enough, men don't have a good thing, they all like to drift. ”
The famous man with black lines on his head said: "Hey, look what I mean by this." ”
"What do you mean, don't you know it in your heart? ”
"Didn't you explain it all clearly? it was all a misunderstanding that day......
After Xia Shihan and the two Loli left, Mingyang continued to study this merit, but no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't find anything strange about this thing.
After calling the Shenji to discuss, I found that the Shenji didn't know what it was, so I had no choice but to hide it properly.
The next afternoon, Mingyang was woken up by the sound of knocking on the door, and after opening the door, he saw Xia Shihan standing in front of him in an evening dress.
"How?"
"Generally, if the chest is a little higher, it would be better not to expose so much......"
Xia Shihan glanced at Fame, and picked up the shawl hanging on his arm: "Okay if you have a shawl." ”
"Then this evening dress will look good......"
"Phew!"
Xia Shihan took a sip of fame, walked to the mirror and took a look: "Today is my birthday, will it look a little immature in a pink evening dress......?"
In the next three hours, Xia Shihan, Luo Jiali, and Yin Xiaotao appeared in the famous apartment, changing into various evening dresses.
But without exception, either the clothes and perfume do not match, the re-shower and change clothes, or the color and makeup do not match......
At first, Mingyang still gave a little opinion, and finally simply lay on the bed like a corpse and let them toss.
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