Chapter 34: The Fat Taoist Who Pretends to Be Forced

Just as Lu Tian was about to draw the third lottery, the carriage stopped.

"Childe, there's a strange Taoist priest ahead who wants to see you. ”

Liu Guang, the captain of the escort sent by Li An, bowed outside the car and said.

For safety, Lu Tian ordered them all to put on civilian clothes and call him Gongzi at the same time.

"An eccentric Taoist priest?"

Lu Tian ended the chat with the system and was ready to put the lottery on the table first.

"Bring him here. Lu Tian said.

"Yes!"

Liu Guang bowed respectfully.

"Brother Lu Tian, how could a Taoist priest come to you?"

Yang Yufeng asked curiously, a little puzzled.

"How would I know?" Lu Tian rolled his eyes.

Soon, the strange Taoist priest followed Liu Guang to the carriage.

Lu Tian opened the door curtain and looked at this strange Taoist priest, so he almost didn't laugh.

But his face was still flushed.

In front of the carriage, a fat man with a fat body stood, with a belly comparable to that of a sumo wrestler.

He was wearing a cyan robe, and there were some strange patterns depicted, some of which looked like gossip symbols, but not all.

He was holding a pheasant fan in his hand, colorful, and it looked a little bells and whistles, which did not match his figure.

The most important and weird thing is his head!!

The shiny head has not a single hair, and it still glows even in the sunlight.

It's a pity that there is no ring scar, otherwise he would be a fat monk wearing a Taoist robe......

He always had a smile on his face, and his eyes narrowed into a slit, and he couldn't see his eyes at all.

"What are you looking for me?"

Lu Tian squinted his eyes slightly, carefully looking at this strange Taoist priest.

Now he is very vigilant, and he has to carefully examine any stranger.

Otherwise, what should I do if it's a killer sent by Lu Jia?

"Childe doesn't have to look at me like this, Poor Dao has no malice, and he is not here to assassinate. ”

The eccentric fat Taoist priest seemed to see Lu Tian's thoughts.

Lu Tian's eyes condensed slightly, stared at him, and said, "Then what are you doing?"

This feeling of being seen through the mind at once is not too good.

"The poor road is only the cultivation in the early stage of foundation building, and it is absolutely impossible to assassinate. ”

"Poor Dao came to find Gongzi, and he conspired for a great cause. ”

The eccentric fat Taoist grinned mysteriously.

Perhaps, he thinks that his smile is very graceful, and it is definitely a jade tree in the wind.

However, in Lu Tian's opinion, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't wait to slap his shiny head.

This is really a cheap laugh!

"Come on, drag it down and cut it down. Lu Tian said lightly.

"Yes!"

Liu Guang stood next to him, heard Lu Tian's words, and immediately walked out to prepare to start.

"it!?"

The eccentric obese Taoist priest was so shocked that he almost jumped up, but his eyes still didn't open.

Why don't you follow the script!

I acted so inscrutablely, shouldn't he be very curious to invite me to the car to talk in detail?

How did this Nima become a pull down and cut down?

The eccentric obese Taoist priest hurriedly spoke: "Slow! Slow! I have no malice, absolutely no malice! I'm here to help you!"

"Drag it down and cut it. ”

Lu Tian still said lightly, already preparing to turn around and walk into the carriage.

The surrounding guards stepped forward and drew their long knives, and the cold light flickered, making the eccentric obese Taoist priest feel chills and tremble.

"Don't don't, don't, I know that Childe is a dragon, a young dragon, and he needs the opportunity to soar into the sky, and he is here to help Childe!"

After the eccentric fat Taoist priest finished speaking, he began to pant for breath, panting, as if he had run a thousand meters.

However, Lu Tian was still unmoved, and said coldly: "Anyone will do empty words." ”

With that, he walked towards the carriage.

Seeing that the guards around him were about to make a move again, the eccentric fat Taoist priest really had 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping in his heart.

"I deduced that Childe will definitely have a bloody disaster in the near future!!

The eccentric obese Taoist priest hurriedly said, very hurriedly.

When Lu Tian heard this, he paused, and his figure stopped in place.

Seeing Lu Tian stop, the eccentric obese Taoist priest breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat on his face, and gently fanned it with his colorful pheasant fan, and began to pretend to be forced again.

"But don't worry, Childe, there is a poor road, and all problems are not a problem. ”

As everyone knows, hearing his words, Lu Tian's first reaction was that this is a magic stick.

There is no way, it is too much to hear such words in the previous life.

As long as it's a fortune teller, it's okay to say that you have a bloody disaster, and then attract your attention, and then start tricking your money.

In this regard, Lu Tian was deeply disgusted.

Hehe......

Want to trick me?

Lu Tian sneered in his heart, turned around, and looked at this strange fat Taoist priest.

"Hey......

When the eccentric fat Taoist priest saw Lu Tian turn around, he was even more proud in his heart, and he raised his head slightly, but he was still a double chin!

He gently fanned the colorful pheasant fan, and said, "How about it, son, the poor road is not far away to come here, it is ......."

Before he could finish speaking, Lu Tian interrupted him.

"Since you can calculate that I have a blood light disaster, then you didn't calculate a hexagram for yourself before you came?" Lu Tian asked.

"What do you mean?"

The eccentric fat Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, a little incomprehensible.

Why does he have to calculate for himself? What's the point of reckoning?

"Grandpa's meaning is that your Yin Tang is black, which is a bad omen. ”

Lu Tian said with a smile, but in the eyes of the eccentric obese Taoist priest, this smile revealed a little weirdness, which made him a little uneasy.

Immediately afterward, the eccentric obese Taoist priest felt that his forehead was hot and cold alternately, cold because of Shura's material, and hot because of the two flames like the eyes of a demon dragon in the muzzle of Shura's gun.

"Uh......"

The eccentric obese Taoist priest was completely devastated at the moment.

Grass!

It's not according to the script he imagined!

According to his speculation, he appeared in front of Lu Tian so mysteriously, pointed out the other party's recent bloody disaster, and then was treated kindly.

A few days later, he helped Lu Tian solve the disaster of blood and light, became a guest, and was worshiped by Lu Tian like a god, becoming the most honorable guest.

This is what he envisioned in his heart!

But what's going on now?

Well?

Can anyone tell me how this Nima came to be like this?

"Why don't you speak? It seems that you didn't give yourself a hexagram. ”

Lu Tian's voice interrupted the thoughts in the heart of the strange fat Taoist priest.

Looking at Lu Tian's eyes, he was cold all over his body, like falling into an ice cave.

He felt that if he didn't tell the truth again, he was afraid that the other party would kill him without hesitation.

"Wait...... Slow down...... Your Royal Highness, I will tell you the truth...... Honestly......"

The eccentric obese Taoist priest had an embarrassed but polite smile on his face, like a chrysanthemum......