"Amitabha! Great goodness! Great goodness! Wonderful! Every move, word and deed of the Buddha contains the method of epiphany, the way of detachment, the Buddha's Dharma is profound, and the five bodies of the Buddha are empty!"

Shi Shuzu secretly gritted his silver teeth, in order to be able to pretend to be a little bit like this, he really knelt on the ground, touched the ground with his head and limbs, and bowed to Qin Shou in the mobile phone.

Qin Shou found that since he came into contact with this Shaolin Temple's uncle, the only words that could be used to describe him were "stunned and stunned".

Qin Shou was stunned for a moment, a little cramped and uneasy, and wanted to turn sideways to avoid the five-body throw of the Shaolin Temple Master and Ancestor, but saw that she was glaring at herself.

Moreover, although the last three hundred monks didn't understand what was so wonderful about Qin Shou's words, they saw that their uncles and ancestors had all worshipped, and they all bowed down one after another, and their bodies fell to the ground.

After worshipping, the old monk who knocked on the wooden fish looked up at Qin Shou eagerly, and asked the Buddha to solve his doubts in a trembling manner.

Qin Shou pursed his lips helplessly, he was not good at undressing, let alone solving puzzles!

Shaolin Temple Master Uncle Zu also knew that Qin Shou was not that material, she straightened her robe, cleared her throat, and held her mobile phone and said loudly:

"If you want to hear the sound of the true Buddha, you must first have a wisdom root! But how can the Buddha's mouth be easily opened, how can the Buddha's side be easily solved, the Buddha's good thoughts, you must understand it yourself, in order to get rid of the sea of suffering, to reach the other side!"

As he spoke, Shi Shuzu's face became extremely serious, and he tapped his mobile phone lightly on the old monk's head and asked:

"Senior Brother Huijue, have you realized?"

The old monk named Huijue shook his head in confusion, and it was difficult to hide the loss in his eyes.

Uncle Shi pretended to sigh, turned to a few big monks, and asked them if they had realized.

No doubt they all shook their heads.

She asked the three hundred monks in a loud voice, and the three hundred monks all shook their heads in unison.

At this moment, the little monk at her feet suddenly tugged at her robe.

Shi Shuzu was stunned, and casually said that he wanted to go to the toilet and hurry up.

The little monk's face instantly turned red, and Cechenono said:

"Back to ...... Back to his uncle, Yuantong has some opinions......"

Uncle Shi was surprised, and said in his heart, I don't have a bird opinion, can you have an opinion?

"Yuantong is good, tell me about it?"

Although surprised, Shi Shuzu was also quite curious.

"Back to my uncle...... Yuantong felt that the Buddha's two coughs were reminding me and other monks to listen to the Dharma and recite the Dharma attentively. The sentence of Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable means that the avenues are different and the path is the same, and the Buddha and the Tao are one family, and they should not be rigid and should be mutually confirmed...... The phrase "Fellow believers, please speak" is to warn us that all beings are equal......"

Qin Shou was stunned for a while, and Uncle Shi was also stunned for a while, and only after a while did he say:

This solution is the closest to the surface meaning, but the inner mystery is indescribable and cannot be said. Yuantong, you will follow your uncle and ancestor in the future, and your Huigen is stronger than those great monks."

After finishing speaking, Shi Shuzu dismissed everyone and returned to the abbot's room himself, and a farce of golden fingers came to an end.

As soon as he returned to the abbot's room, Shi Shuzu immediately took off his robe.

Inside, she was still wearing a white cloth dress.

"Alas! Finally flickered over! Return to the heavenly demon sound, let me tell you, the monks of this world are all pedantic yuppies! Brother, my name is Shi Kongying, your name?"

Sitting at the table, Shi Kongying held the mobile phone in one hand and touched the bald head with the other, chatting with Qin Shou.

"Qin Shou. ”

Qin Shou was still immersed in the trance that the part just now brought him and couldn't extricate himself.

"That'...... Nice to meet you. I died on Shaolin Mountain a few days ago, and I woke up and came here, and I became the female abbot of Shaolin Temple!"

Qin Shou sighed, not showing much surprise.

Shi Kongying was stunned for a moment, and immediately remembered that Qin Shou had just come into contact with her, so he patiently explained:

"After I graduated from high school, I didn't want to go to college. In order to survive and for interest, I started writing online novels, and there is a book "The Female Abbot of Shaolin Temple" that you can read, and that is what I wrote. ”

Qin Shou was taken aback, and Lin Miaomiao's words instantly appeared in his mind.

Combined with the environment in which Shi Kong Ying is located, Shi Kong Ying became the abbot as a woman, and other scenes, Qin Shou was stunned.

"Are you...... Want to see Zhang Fei?"

Shi Kongying waved his hand:

"I was blind to that name, I didn't expect it, but my grades were so good later, I would have known that I would have chosen it well!"

Hearing that Shi Kongying was really the author of "The Female Abbot of Shaolin Temple", Qin Shou couldn't help but ask the question in his heart:

"You're really crowdfunded...... Killed?"

As soon as these words came out, Qin Shou saw that Shi Kongying's body paused obviously, and his face instantly turned red:

"No...... No...... It's me...... They can't be wronged if they fall off ......a cliff and die!"

Qin Shou was surprised, and then nodded again, the news about "crowdfunding to kill the female author" originally sounded a bit fake, not to mention that Qin Shou always thought that readers were basically quite friendly......

"I was out of work for more than ten days, and the first time I came into contact with the Internet, I was really afraid that they would come to the door and cut me, and I just happened to scatter my heart and feel the Shaolin Temple in person, but when I was playing in Shaolin Mountain, I accidentally stepped on the air and rolled down the mountain directly, and now, I'm afraid there is no corpse!"

wrote "The Female Abbot of Shaolin Temple", who fell off the cliff by mistake in Shaolin Temple Shaolin Mountain, and woke up to be really the female abbot of Shaolin Temple, and she was also talented and smart and good at fooling, Qin Shou sighed in his heart, this is the material to be the protagonist!

learned that Shi Kongying was the author of "The Female Abbot of Shaolin Temple", and Qin Shou's performance of her talent finally found the reason:

Ya directly applied the set of novels she wrote to her life after crossing over! No wonder she can be so fooled!

Qin Shou almost dared to conclude that the heroine of "The Female Abbot of Shaolin Temple" also relied on nonsense.

"After I crossed over, I faced some big monks every day, and I had to chant every day, and I didn't know which of their tendons was wrong, the old monk Huijue had to recognize me as a junior sister, saying that I had deep roots in wisdom, and I would definitely carry forward Shaolin in the future, and I would like to be the abbot......"

Shi Kongying's face was full of grievances, and he almost said with a crying voice:

"Qin Shou, do you think that I am suffering the cause and effect of blasphemy! Now, I just want to eat some meat, I want to catch a frog and roast it, and the Buddhist scriptures will be stopped by a few big monks!"

Qin Shou was stunned, he didn't dare to say much about this, but he still comforted Shi Kongying:

"Don't think about it, if there is a Buddha, he said that all beings are equal, then you are also equal. Besides, isn't it good to cross, I want to cross!"

Shi Kongying's eyes lit up, and then dimmed again, and said to Qin Shou in an almost pleading tone:

"Brother Qin Shou, can you do me a favor......"