Chapter 5: Counterattack
People do not hurt wolves, wolves harm people's hearts.
Ivan has long known that today's society is very complicated, and if you don't provoke others, others may bully you.
But he still didn't expect that in a clan sacrifice ceremony where there should be no conflict of interest, there would still be people who would deliberately bully him again and again.
No matter how good his temper is, there is a limit.
Unable to bear it any longer, he decided to fight back.
"President Yi, I am indeed a non-mainstream cook, but no matter how much I don't enter the stream, in terms of understanding food, it is a little better than those who dig kilns!"
The clansmen who had been watching for a long time began to laugh and whisper.
"Don't look at Ivan, this kid is usually silent, but when he speaks, it's quite powerful!"
"It's really powerful, Yi Haihua said that he was not a chef, so he sarcastically ridiculed Yi Haihua for digging kilns, which was a sharp counterattack. ”
"Didn't Yi Haihua make a fortune by contracting mines? He did dig kilns, and Ivan was right. ”
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Don't think everyone is stupid.
Yi Haihua deliberately targeted Ivan so deliberately, everyone had already seen it, and many people also thought that he was a little excessive, but because of his face, everyone didn't say much.
But for the people surnamed Yi present, although Yi Haihua is called the president of the clan association, not too many people take him seriously, and even many people feel that his nouveau riche taste is too strong, just like Ivan.
Therefore, as soon as Ivan counterattacked, someone immediately began to gloat.
The voice of everyone's private discussion was not loud, and Yi Haihua didn't hear it too clearly, but at this time his face became ugly.
Dig the kiln!
These words were harsh to him.
He did dig a kiln, but he felt that the experience of digging the kiln was definitely a huge insult to him who had already made a fortune, so he was very reluctant to be mentioned.
But now Ivan said it unceremoniously in front of his clansmen, and Yi Haihua was so angry that he almost vomited blood.
Convince people with virtue! Convince people with virtue! Convince people with virtue!
Yi Haihua secretly reminded himself.
He originally wanted to scold, but in front of so many clansmen, he couldn't do that.
He's the one who wants to be the patriarch.
After calming down a little, Yi Haihua spoke again: "Then tell me, what do you see?"
He simply pointed the question at the roasted whole pig in front of him.
In his opinion, this roasted whole pig that he ordered at a high price, whether it is the quality or the price, is enough to be worthy of this sacrifice.
Although he is not a chef, as a foodie, he has eaten so many delicious foods that are far from being comparable to Ivan, a poor ghost, he doesn't believe it, he can't see the problem, and Ivan can find any thorns.
It was Ivan's turn to take the call.
With so many people watching, he has no way out.
He had no intention of retreating.
There was no turning back from the bow.
In fact, with the results of the systematic identification, it was not difficult for him to take this trick at all.
In that case, let's slap this nouveau riche in the face!
He shook his head: "President Yi, I didn't want to say it, but you insisted on forcing me to say it. ”
As soon as these words came out, the scene immediately fell silent.
Why is Ivan so sure? Could it be that there is really a problem with this roasted whole pig?
Is there really something wrong with this roasted whole pig?
Ivan, this kid can really pretend, if you can't say one, two, three, four, be careful of Yi Haihua to fix you!
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Because of Ivan's sentence, a lot of little ninety-nine popped up in the hearts of the onlookers.
Like Yi Haihua, everyone didn't believe that Ivan could really see what was wrong.
Yi Haihua also frowned.
He didn't know why Ivan was so sure.
Could it be a bluff?
Ivan ignored everyone's reaction and continued to speak: "President Yi, if I say that this roasted whole pig is a garbage offering, will you not believe it?"
In order to slap his face, he directly lowered the results of the system's identification by another notch in the grade, anyway, the level of the system is not public, which has nothing to do with the overall situation.
Of course, Yi Haihua didn't believe it.
"Hehe, you say garbage is garbage?
Ivan had a confident smile on his face.
Since you want to slap your face, let's play some grades!
He turned to the onlookers.
"More than 1,400 years ago, there was a famous history of agriculture called "Qi Min Yaoshu", according to this book, as early as the Western Zhou Dynasty, roasted whole pig became a famous dish, and was also listed as one of the 'eight treasures', and called 'cannon dolphin'. ”
"Since it is a famous dish that has been passed down for thousands of years, of course, there is a recognized grade standard for roasted whole pigs, so what is the judging standard for high-quality roasted whole pigs?"
There is a sentence in "Qi Min Yaoshu" to describe it: the color is the same as amber, and it is like real gold, and the entrance is eliminated, strong as Ling Xue, moist with slurry, and special and ordinary. ”
Ivan officially began his counterattack.
He knew very well that if it weren't for the presence of so many clansmen, he wouldn't have paid attention to Yi Haihua's troubles at all, so this one, two, three, four was actually for the clansmen.
Therefore, he deliberately treated Yi Haihua as air and began to pave the way before slapping his face.
It's a tactic.
Now it's time to slap in the face.
He turned to Yi Haihua again and asked, "President Yi, do you understand the meaning of this sentence?"
It's a mockery.
Ivan has long known that although Yi Haihua has become a nouveau riche, his education level is not high, and he is sure that he can't understand this kind of ancient Chinese crepe.
Yi Haihua was stunned.
This sentence really stumped him.
For him, he has no shortage of money, and he thinks that he is not short of ability, but unfortunately he reads a little less.
Damn, this kid did it on purpose!
Yi Haihua has found that Ivan does not seem to be as weak and deceitful as he imagined, and his ability to buckle his hat and embarrass himself with such jerky and difficult words illustrates this.
But that didn't make him feel intimidated.
He scolded: "Don't talk nonsense, have something to say." ”
Ivan smiled again.
Straw bales are straw bales, even if you don't want to admit it, do you think people won't be able to hear it?
You can really hear it.
Not only did he already hear it, but because of Ivan's somewhat forced words just now, his impression of him changed greatly, and he also began to discuss.
"Roasted whole pig was originally called cannon dolphin in ancient times? It was also listed as one of the 'eight treasures'?
"It seems that Ivan is really a bit of an asset, and he deserves to be the descendant of our chef ancestor!"
"Let's not talk about whether there is a problem with this roasted whole pig, Ivan's insight alone shows that he was not messing with it just now. ”
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This time, everyone's discussion was much louder than before, and many words were directly transmitted to Yi Haihua's ears.
It made him angry.
Although everyone is clearly praising Ivan for being knowledgeable, isn't it secretly pointing out that he is uneducated?
But what if he's angry?
Can he stop his people from talking?
The clansmen ignored Yi Haihua's feelings, and they were interested in them, who had already been hooked by Ivan, and began to urge him to continue explaining.
"Ivan, tell me quickly, what's wrong with this roasted whole pig?"
"Ivan, don't worry, first tell me what that sentence means?"