Ladies and gentlemen, what you are seeing now is a special edition written by a 10,000-year-old bachelor for this holy day~~~ fake note......

(voice raises an octave) then again, why should there be a Singles' Day in this world!!Our singles are already very miserable, but we also remind us every year that our souls are faint! Obviously, since the second year of college, every year I will solemnly swear that I will never have Singles' Day again next year, but every year I fail Ah Soul Fade!!

What's even worse is that this day has become the much-anticipated discount day?

The most excessive thing is that the things I want to buy are not discounted, the soul is light! PS3, PSV, all of them are not discounted, the soul is light! Obviously, I, the crash man, really want to play the game version of "Extraordinary Twins" again, but the console is not discounted, the soul is light! If you take a closer look, you will find that the things that the singles want to buy are basically not discounted, and the soul is light!! (to be continued......

PS: Hoo...... In short, to celebrate the day, I decided to go all kinds of swings, decided to go out and not come back in the evening. At 11:11 p.m., I wrote this fake note, and released it regularly at 11:11 p.m. - how about it, everyone who waits for the change is dumbfounded~ My burning belly black soul, bahahahaha!