On Monday, April 7, at half past eight in the morning, Yang Qi walked into the door of the office unhurriedly.

In the past two nights, there has been no more dreaming of the other world, it is a very normal dream, a normal sleep. When I woke up, I found that I had mutated into a reliable girl and the like didn't happen again. I don't know if it's really the pattern that Yang Qi guessed before, but Yang Qi also got a little indescribable hint from the side portrait in the palm of his left hand, or a feeling: It seems that Yang Qi will not appear again recently.

"Yang Qi?" The colleagues in the office widened their eyes when they saw him, and a familiar colleague secretly looked left and right, hurriedly beckoned him over, and said in a low voice: "Why did you come here at this point?

A female colleague also hurried over: "Yang Qi, why didn't you come last Friday? Did something happen? It is said that the old ghost smashed the mobile phone angrily after calling you, what happened?"

The old ghost is naturally the "affectionate name" given to the section chief by his colleagues.

Speaking of last Friday...... A smile rose on Yang Qi's lips, the scolding last Friday was really cool. Thinking of this, Yang Qi shrugged indifferently and said with a relaxed face: "It's nothing, it's just that the power of the bloodline has finally awakened." ”

The female colleague was a little older, and said unknowingly: "What kind of thing is it talking about, what kind of blood power, it sounds like a novel." ”

"It's my Gemini's natural ability. Yang Qi put down his bag and sat comfortably on the seat: "It is said that Gemini is the most divided sign, I have never felt it, I always feel that my personality is quite harmonious and unified." Last Friday, another hidden personality finally came to the fore, so that I could be considered a fully formed Gemini. ”

The eldest sister glanced at Yang Qi like a fool, and dropped a sentence, "The old ghost seems to be getting older recently, you better take it easy, don't be careful" and went back.

Yang Qi nodded at her, thanked her for the reminder, and then turned on the computer and started surfing the Internet without care. Usually, even if the work is done, Yang Qi has to pretend that he is very busy, and he doesn't have to think about surfing the Internet or anything. It doesn't matter if the other colleagues are Yang Qi, who is always caught in pigtails. It doesn't matter if the management is loose and strict, this kind of differential treatment is the most unpleasant.

But today, Yang Qi is completely relaxed and in an almost "unscrupulous" state of mind.

Because he felt at this time that what had restrained him and suppressed him now seemed so weak and so ridiculous.

I opened the browser and searched for "Gemini". Yang Qi has always been completely uninterested in the theory of horoscopes, because he has always felt that he has nothing to do with the trait of "split personality" or something, but now, he is starting to feel that he is really a Gemini through and through.

Yang Qi, and Yang Qi, are really a little different in their personalities. For example, when he first saw the remnants of the Golden Wheel, Yang Qi called the other party "master". If Yang Qi was so polite, he should have called "monk" directly, and there was also the possibility of shouting "bald head" or even "bald donkey", depending on how he was in the mood at the time.

is obviously the same person, but has two personalities, Yang Qi has to believe what the constellation said.

"Well, I'll look at it - Gemini, adaptable, witty, flexible and versatile - that's basically talking about me. And then there's -- there are dual personalities, but to different degrees, strong and weak -- then I should be considered the strong kind. And down there's -- the linguistic genius -- uh, that's not right, it's very bad......"

While Yang Qi was browsing the web, the colleague next to him poked him with his hand and said in a low voice: "Hurry up and turn it off, the old ghost is here!"

Yang Qi looked up and found a person walking into the office.

This person is very recognizable, bald, with an unclean beard, a horizontal face, short legs, small triangular eyes, and obscene gaze. Yes, just such a standard devil looks, the most important thing is - this girl looks like an uncle, and her real age is not as big as Yang Qi!

It's really hard for you to grow like this.

The old ghost has always been very hateful, not only Yang Qi, but also Corey's colleagues are scolding in private. The most classic sentence is "It's really talented to evolve so much like a person at a young age." Of course, it's hard to say how many people are sincere and how many people are fake, and the office is very subtle.

The old ghost entered the office with coffee, and immediately walked over angrily when he saw Yang Qi.

"Okay, you Yang Qi, do you know what time you go to work? I'm only here now, I'm going to count you late!" the old ghost slapped the table.

Yang Qi dodged away the spitting star he spewed, and didn't get up, just sat on the seat and said lightly: "Section chief, you really have a bad memory." The company clearly stipulates that I will go to work at half past eight, so I don't think I need to take out the employee handbook and show it to you. If you feel that the company's prescribed working hours are too late, you can communicate with the HR department to see if you can change the company-wide service system. But before the change, if you are late or not, you have to look at the attendance record of personnel, so I'm afraid you won't be able to interject. ”

"You-!" the old ghost pointed at Yang Qi with one hand, his eyes glaring at the boss in disbelief. The other colleagues also had the same expression, and they all stuck their heads out from behind the computer and looked this way. At the same time, try to pretend not to hear, for fear of harming the pond fish.

"You, you, okay, then let's talk about the company's service system!" The old ghost's voice was close to roaring: "Last Friday, you didn't ask for leave in advance and didn't show up for attendance - when I called you, who answered the call!"

"Last Friday," a smile overflowed from the corner of Yang Qi's mouth: "That's my sister, what's wrong?" said as he picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea unhurriedly.

"Your sister?" the old ghost gritted his teeth and said, "What a shrew!"

"How do you speak!" Yang Qi took the case, and in an instant, he occupied the old ghost's entire field of vision: "What do you mean?

Yang Qi was nearly twenty centimeters taller than the old ghost, and immediately felt a sense of oppression. The time when the Black Dragon Village killed the bandits couldn't be counted, because subconsciously thought it was a dream. But in the national art Shijie killed the assassin gunman is a real deal. After killing someone, there is immediately a murderous aura on his body. The national art is strong, and the body is brave.

Wu Yong is mixed with murderous energy, how can an old ghost who is obsessed with alcohol can stand it?

The old ghost immediately took two steps back with trembling legs and feet, and said inwardly, "What do you want to do?"

Yang Qi's face was expressionless: "I don't want to do anything, I just want to remind you: If you are in our hometown, you will be beaten in vain, and the police will say that you deserve it." ”

"You, Yang Qi! You have been absent from work for a day, and you are still reasonable, right?" The old ghost couldn't stand the stimulation, and he jumped up angrily: "I'm going to fire you! The company doesn't need employees like you, I'm going to fire you immediately!"

"You feel free. Yang Qi sat down in all directions: "However, the labor contract signed between the company and me is until August this year, and the prerequisite for unilateral dismissal is to be absent from work for three consecutive days or five days in a year." If you're going to fire me now, you're going to have to make up my salary until August. ”

The old ghost stretched out his hand and pointed at Yang Qi tremblingly: "You, just you, usually work lazily and have no performance, and you still need a salary for a parasite like you?"

"It's not up to you to decide whether to give it or not, the company has a company system, and the country has its own laws. Yang Qi was very calm, as if a spectator was looking at the monkeys jumping around in the zoo: "Also, old ghost, don't take yourself too seriously." Usually everyone gives you face, you are the leader, if you don't give you face, you are not a fart. Nothing will be messed up with the command, how many things have been broken and you can remember for yourself. I don't know if I'm a parasite or not, but you certainly are. The company is not inferior to you, but you are obviously a parasite and still treats yourself as a woodpecker, and you are still jumping around, that is the rhythm of looking for death. ”