Chapter 2 Who is a liar
Yi Shuiyang smiled, patted Zhang Guangzhe's shoulder and didn't speak, but walked straight to the sofa and sat down, with the posture that he was the master.
Zhang Guangzhe is also helpless, he should be destined to lose a little today, but if he can earn a favor from this young master, he will be on the rise in the future.
Thinking of this, I am a little curious about the identity of this young master, I knew that his surname was Yi before, but this Taoist inheritance, it seems that there is no one with the surname Yi!
While he was hesitating, a person had come down from upstairs, coming from the spiral staircase to the living room, and seemed to be a little sleepy-eyed.
However, Zhang Guangzhe looked at the person who came, but he was startled, and he couldn't help but look in the direction of Yi Shuiyang, but he saw that Yi Shuiyang had a calm look.
Shrinking his neck slightly, Zhang Guangzhe was about to hide behind, but was grabbed by Yi Shuiyang, and fell to the ground after a plop, not only Zhang Guangzhe was shocked, but even Yang Jinpeng, who had just come down, was also surprised.
"Hey, what are you doing, kid? You didn't fool me with half a pot of water, and now you're bullying a real person?"
Yang Jinpeng said in his mouth, and he ran to Zhang Guangzhe's direction, and he wanted to help him up.
However, no matter how Yang Jinpeng helped, Zhang Guangzhe was motionless, as if something was blocking him, Yang Jinpeng didn't know, but Zhang Guangzhe knew that there was something around him.
was about to speak to stop Yang Jinpeng's movements, but he heard Yi Shuiyang's voice come out: "Yang Shao, this person is guilty of a lot of sins, and he deceives people everywhere, I brought him to atone for his sins on this trip." ”
"Atonement?" Yang Jinpeng obviously had an unknown look on his face, glanced at Zhang Guangzhe, and then looked at Yi Shuiyang and said: "Atonement for what sins, aren't you a liar? Dragon and Tiger Zhenren is a god who can really exorcise ghosts and subdue demons, what kind of trick are you kid playing!"
"Hehe!" Listening to Yang Jinpeng's words, Yi Shuiyang laughed on the spot, his eyes slowly raised, staring at the slightly angry eyes, and said quietly: "Yang Shao, do you really think that he has the ability to subdue demons and catch ghosts? Whether he can catch ghosts or not is not something that money can measure!"
Yang Jinpeng glanced at him, raised his head and said: "Boy, don't talk about what you have or not, now that Young Master Ben is fine, go back where you came from, don't fool me here!"
Yi Shuiyang's expression remained unchanged, and he said to Yang Jinpeng: "I don't know if Yang Shao is unwell after practicing exorcism?"
"Uncomfortable? You are not well! Young Master Ben Ryoma spirit, let's go! Sister Fen sends off guests!" Yang Jinpeng's face was full of impatience, and he directly ordered the eviction of guests, and then turned around and went upstairs.
However, Yi Shuiyang just said a word, which made him stop - "Yang Shao, you said that you are a dragon and a horse spirit, I don't know if there is a dragon raising its head?"
Saying this, his eyes looked at Yang Jinpeng's crotch meaningfully, and Yang Jinpeng suddenly shouted as if he had been insulted by something: "Hey, what do you kid want to say, this young master is ten times a night, what does it have to do with this!"
Smiling, Yi Shuiyang sat back on the sofa, looked up and said, "A few minutes to experiment, it should be enough, why don't I wait!"
Looking at the appearance of Yi Shuiyang's old god, and looking at the so-called dragon and tiger real person who seemed to be really controlled on the ground, Yang Jinpeng also had a little drum in his heart, in case something really happened, but it was related to the happiness of his lower body and the lower half of his life.
I must have thought of it, turned my head and went up to the second floor, and then there was a sound of the door closing, and there was silence for a long time, but in five minutes, there was a rush of footsteps coming down from the upper floor, rushing straight in front of Zhang Guangzhe, pulling his collar and yelling: "Bastard, what did you do to me!"
Zhang Guangzhe can't say that he is suffering, this thing was all done by Yi Shuiyang!
looked in the direction of Yi Shuiyang with a pleading look, Yi Shuiyang was not considered to be dead, coughed lightly, and pulled up Yang Jinpeng, who was holding Zhang Guangzhe, and then said:
"Come on, come on, this is far from a big deal, Yang Shao sit down and say!"
"What's not a big deal, Young Master Ben just relies on ...... Hey, fuck you, what the hell is going on? Even Sister Bodo doesn't work!" Yang Jinpeng directly brushed Yi Shuiyang's hand away, sat on the sofa and asked.
Yi Shui raised his eyebrows slightly, sat opposite Yang Jinpeng, cleared his throat, and explained:
"Yang Shao, originally you just followed a starving ghost by your side, so you didn't know how to be full, your appetite was amazing, and the ghost inhaled yang qi, which is also the reason why you feel weaker and weaker......"
"Talk about the point, talk about the point......" Yang Jinpeng said impatiently, as if he only cared about his lower body in his head.
Looking at Yang Jinpeng, Yi Shuiyang paused and said: "Yang Shao, you only heard the price before, and you chose this old boy to exorcise ghosts for you, and as a result, the current consequences are caused, didn't you eat a trench and grow wise?"
Yi Shuiyang's meaning was obviously that Yang Jinpeng was too anxious, Yang Jinpeng was so scolded by a teenager younger than himself, his face was a little unsightly, and finally he shrunk his neck and stopped talking.
Seeing Yang Jinpeng like this, Yi Shuiyang lowered his head slightly and continued: "Actually, there are too many explanations for you, you can't understand ......"
"You ......"
"Huh?" Yang Jinpeng was so angry by Yi Shui that he was so angry that he was willing to listen, but he didn't say anything, but he was glanced at by a pair of cold eyes, but he unconsciously calmed down, and in the summer, he suddenly felt like falling into an ice cellar.
Closing his eyes slightly, the atmosphere was silent for a long time, Yi Shuiyang gradually opened his eyes and continued:
"Before, this old man did a ritual to exorcise ghosts, but he ignored the deep connection between this ghost and you, and dispersed the ghost body, but left the spirit, and now this spirit is taking your body in order to save your life, so you will feel that the spirit is insufficient, and this is the reason. ”
"You...... You mean...... That one...... Is that ghost going to be me now...... Then I'...... What should I do?" Yang Jinpeng couldn't help but break out in a cold sweat on his head, and asked hurriedly.
Yi Shuiyang glanced at him and said casually: "When the time comes, you will be washed out of the body and become a wandering spirit, that is, a state that has just died, and then wander in the world, and when your obsession is gone, you can go to reincarnation, if the obsession is not eliminated, you may have no place to return for a long time!"
"What......" Yang Jinpeng couldn't help but lose his voice, he couldn't care about blaming Zhang Guangzhe, he was busy kneeling in front of Yi Shuiyang, and couldn't help kowtowing: "Help me, save me, I didn't know Mount Tai before, please let someone save me!"
"Get up!" Yi Shuiyang waved one hand and did not approach Yang Jinpeng, but Yang Jinpeng felt a force to help him up, and his eyes were full of surprise.
Only the corners of Zhang Guangzhe's mouth on the other side twitched, if Yang Jinpeng knew that what helped him up was actually the kind of thing he was afraid of, I don't know what kind of expression it would be.