Chapter 338: A razor made of shark teeth
Bai Qianyu was angry, so he ordered the clover to cast a method, took out a senna leaf from the herbs in the spirit ruins to turn into water, put the nine rings on the tip of its leaves, hidden, and took advantage of Ning Wuxi's unpreparedness to sprinkle one or two drops of senna juice on his wine bowl, and after a while, he saw that Ning Wuxian was looking at the excitement, and he proudly picked up the wine bowl in front of him and drank it all.
After a while, Guo saw that Ning Wuxian suddenly became restless, his face changed sharply, and he was flushed, he forced himself to hold on, and wanted to sit down again, to see more of the excitement, especially to see Wei Xiao's appearance of being drunk, but as if sitting on pins and needles, he hurriedly retreated holding his stomach.
This catastrophic leaf is a laxative, the effect of the medicine is very powerful, only one or two drops can make people have abdominal pain, rather than want to go, back and forth only afraid of a dozen times of the thatched house, this night is enough for him to toss, Bai Qianyu thought of this, secretly funny in his heart, so he no longer cared about him, retracted his gaze, and then looked at Wei Xiao, only to see him holding a wine bowl, standing very straight, his eyes are still quite clear, and people ask and answer, the answer is still free, the heart of the original underestimate of his amount of wine.
I only heard Lao Lu say with a flushed face: "This star fell on the continent, divided into east, west, south, and north four continents, connected to the middle continent, and above the five continents, respectively, rich in five kinds of wine, Wenjun in the East Continent, Xifeng Chaoyang in the West Continent, Jiannan Chunnong in the South Continent, Li Du Ancient Stove in the North Continent, and Bamboo Leaves Qingqing in the Middle Continent, in my life, I have traveled through many bridges, seen many clouds on the continent, tasted many kinds of good wine, but only in this East Pole Sea, I met a person who can raise a bowl and get drunk together. ”
picked up a bowl full of wine and saluted Wei Xiao again.
Jiang Lao Turtle smoked his cigarette pouch and said: "At Lao Lu's age, he actually reads poems, and what he says is better than what he sings." ”
Zhu Yi hurriedly grabbed Lao Lu and smiled at Jiang Lao Turtle: "He is happy today, he drank too much, as long as I, Brother Lu, started to read poems, and his mouth was full of sour sentences, he must be drunk!"
Lao Lu didn't listen, and shouted loudly: "I'm not drunk! Where am I drunk? Who said I'm drunk? Look at me, isn't it good?" He poured the wine into his mouth, and the bowl was empty in an instant, and when the wine bowl was thrown on the ground, Lao Lu's body fell.
Zhu Yi hurriedly got up and held on, and together with Chang Sheng, let Lao Lu lie down on the table, Lao Lu turned his head, spewed out a mouthful of wine, and muttered: "Good wine!
Jiang Lao Turtle laughed and said, "If you are drunk, you are drunk!"
He ordered Jian Qi to fetch drunken tea, but he didn't expect that as soon as Jian Qi got up, he fell and fell on the floor, muttering, "Who tripped me? Who tripped me?"
Zhu Yi also laughed and said, "Brother Jian Qi is also drunk! There is obviously no one in front of him, but he still has to ask who stumbled him?"
Chang Sheng shook and said, "What kind of tripping is that?"
Zhu Yi said with a smile: "Second Brother Chang is confused! Isn't it him who tripped over by the stool legs?"
Chang Sheng held his head and suddenly realized: "Yes, but I was dazzled, and I wondered how the legs of the stool were the same as the legs of a human being, and I could walk?"
Zhu Yi said: "Now the grass can drink, the fox will breathe fire, and the stool legs can walk, what else is unusual?"
Chang Sheng nodded again and again.
On the other side of the table, the clover was quietly stealing wine, and the little fox was spewing fire from his mouth and roasting the cold fish again.
If Jian Qi was still awake, he would definitely have to worry that the little fox would rob him of Jian Qi's name of grilled fish.
It's a pity that Jian Qi was already lying on the floor, lying on his back, and fell asleep.
Everyone at the table, escaped death, let go of their arms to indulge in drinking, at this time, most of them fell crookedly, and only Mo Guiyun, Zhenzhen, Jiang Laojiao, Bai Qianyu and Wei Xiao were still slightly awake.
Zhenzhen suddenly picked up the bowl, stood up, and saluted Wei Xiao: "Wei Xiao, so many of them respected you before, and I couldn't insert it, I respect you for this bowl of wine!"
Wei Xiao hurriedly picked up the bowl and said: "Thank you Zhenzhen girl! This time, thanks to the Zhenzhen girl's rescue, Wei Xiao respects the Zhenzhen girl, and Wei Xiao does it first." ”
Drink the wine from the bowl.
Zhenzhen glanced at him, and slowly drank the bowl of wine in front of him.
Fang Dao: "Zhenzhen never owes favors, you saved me once last time, I also saved you once this time, after this time, we will clear up, if anything happens in the future, don't blame me." ”
What she said was strange, Wei Xiao had actually drunk too much wine, just nodded, and didn't care about anything.
Zhenzhen turned his head to Jiang Lao Turtle and said, "The boat is full of drunk, why isn't Uncle Turtle drunk?"
Jiang Lao Turtle smiled, and the crow's feet at the corners of his eyes deepened: "The old turtle is the captain of this boat, and he is in charge of the course of this boat, everyone is drunk, and the old turtle doesn't dare to get drunk!"
Zhenzhen's eyes showed admiration, and he turned to Mo Guiyun and said: "I look at Mo Gongzi, but he has a poetry and book atmosphere, which is incompatible with these rough people, like standing out from the crowd, why don't you chant a poem for a few of us and wash the wine in this banquet?"
Mo Guiyun did not shirk, put his hands on the table, pondered for a while, then stood up, hit the bowl with chopsticks, and chanted loudly:
"Conquer the apocalypse, and roughly drive the talents. Suddenly, I heard the ancient tune of the song, and the ethereal sea came.
Shang Cai immortal medicine, dazed to make the heart sad. The crossbow shoots the sea fish, and the long shark is Cui Wei.
The forehead is like the five mountains, and the waves are spraying clouds and thunder. The beard covers the blue sky, why see Penglai.
Slowly carrying the pearl girl, when will the boat return. But under the three springs, the golden coffin is buried with cold ashes.
Feng Fei 9,000 yuan, five chapters for Caizhen. Across the four seas, living without neighbors.
My camp purple river car, thousands of years of dust. The drug is secret Haiyue, and the lead is mined in Qingxibin.
When he climbed the building mountain, he raised his hand to look at the fairy truth. The feather driver disappeared and the shadow disappeared, and the drag racing car refused to turn back.
I am still afraid that Dan is late, and I can't volunteer as much as I can. In the mirror of the frost, the shame of the crane is the master.
Where do peaches and plums bloom, this flower is not my spring. Only the Qingdu realm should be long, and it will grow to the body in a dream. ”
After reading, he put down the dishes and chopsticks, and flicked his sleeves: "It's half past the night, and I have to get up early tomorrow, so it's better to disperse." ”
Zhenzhen, Jiang Laojiao, Wei Xiao, Bai Qianyu and several others hurriedly got up and said, "Exactly, it's time to disperse." ”
Zhenzhen went back to the cabin to rest, and waited for everyone to wake up tomorrow to clean up, clean up the cups, plates and dishes, Jiang Lao Turtle before playing, Mo Guiyun followed, and walked up the stairs on the second floor, Bai Qianyu was just about to take a step, but his hand was tight, and he was held by Wei Xiao, his strength was amazing, and he seemed to be a little out of control, he lowered his head, approached Bai Qianyu's ear and said: "Qianyu, I'm drunk, help me a little." ”
Bai Qianyu hurriedly turned around and grabbed his arm, Wei Xiao didn't press his body over, just walked with her, and others looked at him, as if the two were leaning on each other.
The two of them followed behind Jiang Laojiao and Mo Guiyun, and the general went up the stairs, and when they arrived on the second deck, they bumped into Ning Wuyu head-on, Ning Wuyu looked full of energy, his eyes were shining in the night, and when the two people walked by, he looked at the two of them and laughed: "Brother Wei, Miss Bai, how did you eat at the banquet?"
A look of inquiry.
Bai Qianyu said in his heart that this person couldn't run enough to go to the thatched house by himself, and he still had the heart to wait here to see Wei Xiao's jokes, so he preemptively said: "Lord Ning Zhuang is really interested, I think it's not enough to run back and forth to the thatched house, and I still have the heart to wait here, aren't you afraid that the wind will cool your stomach?"
Ning Wuyu was a little embarrassed, covered his stomach with his hands, and said with palpitations: "The white girl just likes to joke, she must have put a laxative in Ning's wine bowl, and Ning didn't have time to eat those good dishes, so she ran back to the thatched house, and it was almost seven or eight times back and forth, and her legs and stomachs were still trembling!"
Bai Qianyu said sympathetically: "Then don't go back quickly, my medicine is very powerful, as soon as the wind blows here, it will be even heavier after a while!"
Ning Wuyu said with a bitter face: "The white girl should not be scared, she has always been timid, this scare, I am afraid that I will be scared out of illness, plus diarrhea, I am afraid that it will not be good for three days and five days!"
Bai Qianyu said: "You just need to go back to the room and lie down, and keep it immediately!"
Ning Wuyu responded, turned around and took two steps, Bai Qianyu saw that he was finally gone, he breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that the strength of Wei Xiao's support on his arm was getting heavier and heavier, knowing that he was about to be unable to support it, he wanted to speed up his pace and pull him back to the room, but he didn't want Ning Wuyu to turn around again, looked at her and said: "Bai girl, I suddenly remembered a sentence, it is very important, I want to tell Brother Tong Wei alone, I wonder if Bai girl can let me borrow a step and make it convenient?"
Bai Qianyu straightened his face, and was about to refuse stiffly, but he didn't want to be pushed by Wei Xiao with his arm, and when he turned his head, he saw Wei Xiao looking at himself and smiling: "Qianyu, the owner of Ning Zhuang is not an outsider, you don't have to worry too much, go back to the room and wait for me." ”
Bai Qianyu saw that his eyes were still clear, like two cold stars, and he put down half of his heart and said, "Then you come back early!"
Wei Xiao nodded.
Bai Qianyu walked to the cabin.
Behind him, the clover and the little fox jumped up and down.
The two of them ate and drank, and their bellies were round, and they couldn't help but fall crookedly when they walked.
Ning Wuyu watched Bai Qianyu, and when she was far away, Ning Wuyu approached Wei Xiao's side, and said a little mysteriously: "Brother Wei, do you think that pearl girl is really a little unusual?"
Wei Xiao knew that he was talking to himself under the pretext of whether he was drunk or not, so he said as briefly as possible: "No." ”
Ning Wuxian frowned and said, "But I always feel that there is something strange about her. ”
Wei Xiao said: "How do you say this?"
Ning Wuyu leaned closer and said in a low voice: "I took advantage of your drinking today, pretending to have a stomachache and got up and left, and went to check on the Chase bunk where Zhenzhen slept. ”
Wei Xiao said: "It turns out that your stomach ache before was actually pretended?"
Ning Wuyu frowned and said, "Brother Wei, the point we are talking about is to check the real room. ”
Wei Xiao said "oh" and said, "What did you find?"
Ning Wuyu's eyes lit up and said, "I turned over a shark tooth sharpened into a razor on her bed!"
Wei Xiao said: "She went to the sea yesterday just to salvage that shark tooth, what's so strange about this?"
Ning Wuyu said: "The shark tooth is not strange, the strange thing is that it has been made into a razor, and on the surface of that knife, there is still a trace of a man's hair!"
Wei Xiao said: "You actually went to peek at other girls' things, and you looked at them so carefully." ”
Ning Wuxian frowned again, and said solemnly: "Brother Wei, the point we are talking about is that there is a man's hair on the razor made of shark teeth!"
Wei Xiao said: "That's not surprising, she must have gone to the sea to salvage that shark tooth, just to make a razor for her sweetheart and shave for him - aren't there a few beards among those men who beg for the sea?"
Ning Wuyu thought about the appearance of those men who begged for the sea, and couldn't help but shake his head: "Those people, I don't think they really look at them, except for the one called Jianlang - but her vision seems to be very high, even a gold digger like Chang Sheng who has a lot of money to talk to her, she doesn't care much." Generally, the poor fisherman's girl has been favored by such a wealthy guest, and she has long made a personal promise. ”
Wei Xiao cupped her forehead and tried to make herself sober: "Maybe they don't get along with each other openly, and they have already passed through the song secretly?"
Ning Wuxian shook his head again and said, "But the hair on the razor doesn't seem to be a constant victory." ”
Wei Xiao said: "How can you see it?"
Ning Wuyu pointed to his forehead with his finger: "Everyone in the world only knows that my 'Heavenly Eye' can see inward, outward, and remotely, but they don't know that the 'Heavenly Eye Technique' can also be discerning, and every hair whisker falls in my eyes, as clear as a giant tree, so I see that the hair on the razor is neither like Chang Sheng, nor like those who beg the sea, or even, not like any man on the boat." ”
Wei Xiao smiled, her eyes flashing: "Master Ning Zhuang's thinking is not so narrow, since this razor is really close to her, it must be something extremely important to her, since it is not like any man on this boat, then it is possible, the real sweetheart is a woman?"
Ning Wuyu was stunned for a moment, and said: "In addition to Zhenzhen, the women on this boat are only white girls, Brother Wei must not make such jokes!"
Wei Xiao said: "Qianyu is with me every day, naturally it's not her," frowned, and said: "In this way, there is only one possibility!"
Ning Wuyu suddenly became interested, and said, "Which one?"
Wei Xiao said solemnly: "I really made that razor, I shaved my armpit hair for myself!"
Ning Wuxuan was stunned.
Wei Xiao slapped him on the shoulder and walked in the direction of returning to the room, laughing loudly: "Even if Master Ning Zhuang has the 'Heavenly Eye Technique', he must be embarrassed to see what the armpit hair looks like in Zhenzhen's clothes, isn't it?"
Ning Wuyu looked at his back, and his face suddenly darkened.
"Wei Xiao, I've been tricked by you again!" he gritted his back molars and said hatefully.