Chapter 43: The Troubled Lizard King
Uncle Volibell's "shelling" technique has reached a bottleneck, and even though he tries hard to improve his accuracy, the accuracy has always hovered at the level of thirty to twenty kilometers, and there is no way to improve it further.
For example, this time, the panda was bombarded by a cannon at a distance of 24 or 5 kilometers from the coordinates given by Yunero.
Luckily, Dragon's Head Island is big enough. The coordinates given by Yunero are in the middle of the northern plain of the island, and a deviation of more than 20 kilometers will not cause any problems, and it is still on the island anyway.
After the panda landed, he sent a message to Yunero telling him his coordinates, and shortly after the end of the weakened time after he landed and resurrected, Yunelo arrived.
He was now very different from the past, wearing a hideous dark green armor, with large ornaments on his helmet and tail, and from a distance, he looked like a lizard with huge antlers dragging its long, barbed tail walking upright.
He was flanked by two tall lizardmen, working together, carrying a giant battle axe that was known to be extremely heavy at first glance. He was also followed by several lizardmen archers with short bows, apparently retinues or something.
"Sorry, I happened to be in the town far away, and it took me a while to come over. Yunero said, "I'm thinking you're hungry, so let's go back and get something to eat." β
Panda nodded and followed him.
"Didn't you dislike green before, why do you wear it now?" he asked curiously.
The leader of the lizardmen explained with a wry smile, "Green is the lizardmen's favorite color, and I am helpless about this aesthetic aesthetic, but I am fighting for this kind of thing...... It's not worth it for me to think. β
Panda thought about it seriously: "That's true, it's better to get used to their aesthetics than to let the clansmen change their traditions - by the way, I heard Wang Tuhao and them say that you have gradually become accustomed to the beauty of the lizardman girl, isn't that so?"
Yunero was silent for a few seconds, grinding her teeth and muttering, "I'm thinking...... It's time to find a chance to hack Wang Tuhao to death three or five times......"
The group didn't walk very fast - mainly the two guys with huge tomahawks were dragging their feet, they were quite strong, but no matter how strong they were, they were nothing in front of the overweight equipment with an axe handle as thick as a child's arm.
The panda was not in a hurry, but he was very curious, and couldn't help asking, "How much does the axe weigh?"
"Nine hundred and ninety-nine pounds. Yunero replied, "What I have specifically asked for is less than a thousand catties." β
The panda gasped: "You can also play with these thousands of pounds?!"
"Thousands of pounds is not as exaggerated as you think. Besides, I only need to use it four or five times at most in a battle. Yunero said nonchalantly, "You don't think I'm going to run around with it, do you?" β
Panda could hear that there was some dissatisfaction in his words.
"Doesn't that sound like you're happy?"
"Of course, what I like is to be on the front line, but now it's good, I have to wait for the winner to be divided, so what's the point!"
"You're not their leader, I remember a saying called 'I'm going to lead the charge' or something......"
"The problem is that they won't! I want to lead the charge, but they are like a dead father, and they want to form a wall in front of me to stop me!" Yunero said angrily, "They are afraid that I will die in battle all day long! It's ridiculous, can I die in battle? I don't even know how to kill myself......
"They don't know that you are immortal, and in their opinion, it is rare to wait for a charismatic boss to see that the lizardmen can rise again, of course, they must protect you no matter what. β
"I understand this reason, but I'm still not happy when I encounter something!"
"I think you should be considerate and considerate of their feelings...... The boss can't just care about his own happiness, the last boss who only cares about his own happiness annihilated 100 million enemies and transferred to Taiwan. β
Yunero was amused by this joke: "It's a pity that you don't talk about cross talk, panda!"
"I wanted to go to Semiramis's song and dance troupe to talk about cross talk, but she said I didn't meet the conditions yet. β
"Huh, what do you not qualify?"
"It's not ugly enough. "The panda shrugged," she said, 'You can't go the handsome route anyway, so at least go the ugly guy route β draw twenty turtles on your face and come back, I think it's fine.' β
β...... Have you tried that?"
"Do you think I'm like one of those 24K pure retards?"
The two looked at each other and laughed together.
They had been talking in Chinese before, and the lizardmen couldn't understand their language, but now when they laughed, the lizardmen understood what they meant.
Although I don't understand why the two big guys laughed, the lizardmen all laughed together, and the scene suddenly seemed very cheerful.
Talking and laughing, the group came to a nearby town. The town is intriguingly named, "Stone Town", and judging by the newness of the signboard hanging at the entrance of the town, it seems that the plank should have been hung not long ago.
"You got that name?" asked Panda.
"It was Lana who came up with it, and she thought it was an auspicious name. β
"Where's Geely?" the panda was a little curious.
"Zhu Yuanzhang was here back then, his luck was very good, and I hope that the leader will also have such luck. With the words of explanation, Lana, dressed in a white robe, walked out of the room not far away.
Her race is Monkey Man, but players prefer to call this race "Orangutan Man" - as the name suggests, she is strong, and simply stronger than most men in terms of appearance. Panda looked at her carefully, not knowing if it was his delusion, he felt that Lana was stronger than the last time he saw herβat least her arms weren't as thick as ordinary people's thighs when they last met.
He wisely didn't bring up the subject, because judging by Lana's outfit, she seemed to have changed her career as a clerical worker.
This point was even more certain when Lana took out a feather fan and slapped it twice.
"I know you will say 'superstition' or something, but in this world, 'luck' is real, so what's not to do with superstition?" Lana squinted at them, "If superstition can bring good luck, people all over the world will choose superstition." β
"I don't doubt what you mean......" Panda defended.
"Don't worry, I won't be like you, I'm a cultural person. Lana shook her fan proudly and left, leaving only the panda with a blank face.
"Yunera, what do you mean by her headlessness?" he couldn't help but ask after a few seconds.
Yunero thought for a moment and said, "I'm thinking...... She may feel that she is not doing her job well as a strategist, and she is worried that you will laugh at her, so she will preemptively strike ......"
The panda was silent for a moment, looking at Yunero's green armor, then at Lana in a white robe in the distance, and at the many strange statues in the town that he couldn't bear to see, and couldn't help but sigh deeply.
"It's really hard for you to be a military advisor like this......"