Chapter 634: Lao Ti His Majesty pees his pants
[Ran^Text^Library] []. [774] [buy]. After running around for several days, Chen Junjie, who hadn't closed his eyes for a few days, felt a little sleepy. As soon as he returned to the Xiao family's mansion, he greeted Tu Anlan with a "self-convenience" and walked straight to Xiao Laifan's boudoir on the second floor.
The bed of the beautiful apprentice is definitely much cooler than sleeping in an ordinary room.
Chen Junjie pushed open the door, and Tu Anlan followed, "I'll accompany you." ”
"I want to sleep, and you will accompany me?" Chen Junjie looked at Tu Anlan suspiciously, and asked with a malicious smile.
Tu Anlan bit his lip and nodded slightly. She didn't want to sleep with Chen Junjie, but she was afraid that she would abuse herself again. It will be much safer to follow Chen Junjie.
Chen Junjie let Tu Anlan into the house and locked the door, "I don't mind sleeping with you, and I don't mind you going to take a shower first, and then stripping yourself naked and sleeping with me, hehe." ”
Tu Anlan blushed shyly, walked straight to the desk and sat down, but his heart was very empty.
Chen Junjie pulled his lips and smiled, threw himself on the soft big bed, and lay on his side with a pillow. The faint fragrance seemed to have a hypnotic effect, and after a while he fell asleep.
After a while, Tu Anlan looked at Chen Junjie lying on the bed with a little loss, and a sense of loss arose inexplicably in his heart. Don't you have a little temptation for her?
Chen Junjie didn't have the idea of fighting Tu Anlan, not because she wasn't beautiful enough. It's because she's the daughter of Tu Xiongze. slept with her, and had to call Tu Xiongze Yue Lost, wouldn't it be cheaper for that bastard. Recently, there is no shortage of women around him. Feng Siyu can be described as obedient to him and responds to his needs.
It won't be long before Yuan Yuan will marry him. soaked two beauties in the heavenly realm, and he had a headache and waited for Yuan Wenyao to come, how to explain to her. If one more comes out, it won't be self-abuse.
At the same time, Tu Xiongze, who traveled gorgeously, was walking on foot in the Wanmeng Mountains, climbing the Goddess Peak.
Tu Xiongke asked: "Brother Huang, since that guy came to the territory of my Tuqian Country, why don't you just kill him and take revenge?"
Tu Xiongze didn't answer and asked, "Why am I the emperor and you are the prince?"
Tuxiong Ke replied as a matter of course: "That's your father's inheritance. ”
Tu Xiongze smiled and shook his head, "Definitely." The biography of my father is not false. But do you know why my father is here in me, and not you or any of the other brothers?"
After walking for a while, Tu Xiongze explained with a smile: "As an emperor, at least you must know how to take care of the overall situation. It is an eventful time, and if there is a war between our countries, the ancient goddesses will definitely be unhappy. If her old man starts a fire, who can bear it? Although that guy is in the territory of my Tuqian Country, we can only make him lose face and suffer a little loss, but we can't really kill him. ”
Tsuchionke became more and more puzzled, "Why is that?"
Tu Xiongze then explained: "Although that guy has not yet ascended the throne and become emperor, it is an unchangeable fact that he will become the new emperor of Yunmu Kingdom. Geng Ruoming, Jin Guangteng and Shui Yonghao and other emperors of the Three Kingdoms all pushed this matter. There are also some old ghosts in Yunmu Country who are dissatisfied with Yun Zongyang, who are also promoting this matter. If that guy dies in the territory of our Tuqian country, it will definitely cause the dissatisfaction of the four countries, and there will definitely be war at that time. Besides, that guy can be regarded as the destiny of heaven, and he actually received Yun Zongyang's soul bell. ”
"I still don't get it. Why did Yun Zongyang dare to poison the four emperors?" Tu Xiongke asked, shaking his head.
Tu Xiongze replied: "That's because he is going to blame that guy." Even if the ancient goddess was really angry, he could put all the blame on that man. Yun Zongyang's old ghost is calculating. ”
Although the group walked on foot, the speed was extremely fast, and they came to the foot of the Goddess Peak while talking. Tu Xiongze led the crowd to kneel on the ground and shouted loudly: "Yun Xiongze, the emperor of the Little Immortal Earth Hidden Country, has something important to ask to see the great god." ”
He only shouted, then knelt respectfully and waited. About half an hour later, a majestic woman's voice came from the forest, "Come up." ”
Tu Xiongze showed joy on his face, immediately got up, and said to Tu Xiongke and the others, who were about to get up: "Kneel in place and wait." With that, he strode towards the top of the Goddess Peak. Walking on foot, it was to show respect for the ancient goddesses. At this time, flying to the Goddess Peak, it was not because I didn't want her to wait too long, and it was also a kind of respect.
The straight goddess peak stands between heaven and earth, and on the flat ground of about ten square meters, a graceful woman stands with her hands in her hands. A snow-white robe fluttered gently in the wind, making a rattling sound. Her jet-black hair swayed in the wind and reflected the sun.
Tu Xiongze flew away, kneeling three times and knocking at the woman's back.
"Get up, the master has gone. Tell me what is the matter. The woman turned her back to Tu Xiongze and said tepidly.
This woman is not an ancient goddess. Tu Xiongze was disappointed, and after getting up, he said respectfully: "Recently, there is a master from the Great Witch Sect of the Wanmeng Mountain Range, who has traveled between the five countries. A few days ago, Yun Zongyang plotted against ......"
It took a lot of time to truthfully tell Chen Junjie's various behaviors one by one. Don't dare to exaggerate and conceal the slightest. Before he could say the true purpose of his actions, "Xiao Xian came to see the great god this time, wanting to get a clear instruction. How is Xiaoxian going to deal with this?"
The woman kept her back to Tu Xiongze like a stone statue, and after listening to his narration for a long time, she said: "Yun Zongyang is to blame, and this matter is not discussed." The feud between you and that person settles on its own. But we must not go out of our way and hurt the innocent. Shizun didn't want to see a large-scale war break out in the Five Elements Continent, let alone see the lives ruined. Go for it!"
Don't mention how depressed Tuxiong Ze is. originally wanted to ask for a "pardon", so that he could do whatever he wanted to deal with Chen Junjie. However, what the woman said was equivalent to not saying it. He hesitated, "Dare to ask the great god, is that person really from the Wanmeng Mountain Range?" This question was more subtle, wanting to understand from the side whether Chen Junjie had anything to do with the ancient goddess.
Unexpectedly, the woman replied: "This matter is not important. With that, the figure suddenly disappeared in place.
Tu Xiongze's teeth itch with hatred. If it weren't for the fear of the ancient goddess, he would have beaten the woman up, and a small golden immortal period didn't give him face, and he just left. And say as many ambiguous things as possible, let him guess what he thinks.
Came with hope and returned disappointed. Tu Xiongze returned to the palace with his personal guards. On the way, he recalled the woman's words over and over again. Suddenly, his face was overjoyed, just because he thought of another meaning in her words: his grudge with Chen Junjie could be resolved on its own, as long as it did not cause a large-scale war.
Thinking of this, Tu Xiongze had a desire to kill Chen Junjie. As long as he finds a way to appease several other emperors, he can kill Chen Junjie. On Yun Muguo's side, he didn't need to worry about it at all. When the time comes, he will co-preside over the overall situation with the other three emperors and support a puppet emperor to come out. With the sharing of interests, presumably the other three emperors will no longer have objections.
"Brother Huang, you immediately personally go to Ershui Country to invite Shui Yonghao to gather in Juxiantai. Let's just say that I have something important to discuss. Tu'er Tuyan, the two of you will go to the Fire Country and the Wanjin Kingdom respectively......" Tuxiongze immediately made a decision and instructed Tuxiong Ke and others to invite the other three emperors to discuss important matters. And he himself gave up returning to the palace and soared into the void.
Feng Lengqiu kicked the door with his foot and shouted, "Big bastard, the Earth Dog Emperor has sent an envoy to negotiate." ”
"Who's coming?" Tu Anlan asked eagerly, opening the door.
Feng Lengqiu glared angrily, pushed away Tu Anlan, who was in front of the door, and walked straight to the side of the big bed, "Big bastard, get up quickly." The Earth Dog Emperor sent Liu Suhai to negotiate with you. This was obviously said by Tu Anlan. Chen Junjie didn't know who Liu Suhai was.
Tu Anlan showed a hint of joy on his face, feeling that he should be able to leave this ghost place soon.
Chen Junjie turned over lazily, "Let him wait, I'll sleep for a while." ”
Feng Lengqiu dragged Chen Junjie by the arm and dragged him up, shouting, "Get up quickly." Finish the here early, and we'll go back to the head of the family and my nephew. ”
Ten minutes later, Chen Junjie walked listlessly to the living room. Xiao Fu was pouring tea and water for Liu Suhai, but there was resentment on his face.
When Liu Suhai heard the footsteps, he immediately got up and saluted, "Emperor Jie." When he saw Chen Junjie followed by two girls, he was immediately surprised. Feng Lengqiu's special identity and followed behind Chen Junjie like a little follower, which already surprised Liu Suhai.
And Tu Anlan also followed behind Chen Junjie, which made Liu Suhai feel extremely shocked. Princess Anlan was also captured!
"Have something to say. I'm busy, I haven't slept well. Chen Junjie sat lazily on the sofa and didn't look at Liu Suhai.
Liu Suhai calmed down and said with a smile: "Emperor Jie, is there any misunderstanding between you and Your Majesty?"
"Misunderstanding? I scared him to pee his pants in Yunmu Country at the beginning, this is a fact, and it is definitely not a misunderstanding. Chen Junjie replied with a smile. I secretly scolded Tu Xiongze in my heart for not giving myself face, and even sent an old minister in the Golden Immortal Period to talk to him, and if I don't expose you, I can't get out of this breath.
Liu Suhai looked embarrassed. The king of a country represents the national body, and the loss of Tuxiongze will also be the disgrace of the entire Tuqian country. He didn't speak, and Chen Junjie didn't mean to speak, he was wandering there with Erlang's legs crossed.
After being stiff for a while, Chen Junjie turned his head and said to Tu Anlan who was standing behind him: "Come, pinch my shoulder, I hugged you for so long last night, it was sour." You have to be responsible for me. ”
"Huh!?" Tu Anlan snorted lightly and looked at Liu Suhai with inquiring eyes.
Liu Suhai smiled and said cautiously: "Emperor Jie, don't go too far. "The dignified princess of the Earth Submarine Country, how can she beat her back and pinch her shoulders for others like a maidservant, if it is spread out, how will the face of the Earth Submarine Country survive?
"Is it excessive?" Chen Junjie smiled and shook his head, "I don't think so." Isn't it just to ask your princess Anlan to pinch my shoulder. Oh, by the way, you think it's a shame for you. Actually, I don't think that letting Princess Anlan pinch my shoulder will lose the face of your Tuqian Country. Your emperor still pees his pants in public. Hehe. ”
Liu Suhai's old face was flushed, he slapped the coffee table fiercely, and roared with red eyes: "Emperor Jie, can you not keep mentioning Your Majesty's peeing of your pants?"
Feng Lengqiu on the side was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, and he grinned: "I'm urinating, are you still afraid of people saying it?"
"Get out!" Chen Junjie was also furious, and with a loud shout, he grabbed Liu Suhai's neck and threw it out, "Let your Earth Dog Emperor come and talk to me in person." ”