718 Spend a good moon on this full moon night (medium)
The night breeze blows and ruffles the hair. The cool moon is like water, making this moment quiet and eternal.
Of course, someone can't be still. After less than three minutes, she broke the silence and whispered a ghostly idea: "I said, do you want to drink some wine? Let's go over there and steal some." โ
The dreamy offer was followed by ten seconds of silence, during which no one spoke, maintaining a subtle silence. But then, the three of them suddenly laughed at the same time, and then they all bounced up from the lawn and flew towards the opposite side of Dalong Lake.
It's so exciting to do bad things.
On the opposite side of Dalong Lake, the royal pleasure boat painting boats are connected into a piece, connected to each other by boat boards, and people come and go. Compared with the ordinary people of Lin'an City, the banquet here is a different world. It was difficult for the Southern Song Dynasty to hold its head high in foreign wars, but the country's economic aggregate was not weak. With the abundance of products, it is a big deal to hold a banquet. Even the interior and exterior of the cruise ship exudes a magnificent royal flavor.
The palace maids are connected in a string, and the large and small plates are full of wine, melons and fruits, and pastries. They went and returned. Silk and satin are worn on the body, making these palace ladies look noble and gorgeous. And in the midst of this bustling scene, someone quietly sneaked into the kitchen boat.
Yang Qi dodged a team of palace maids like a ninja, dodged and hid in the corner, raised his hand and pressed his ear and whispered: "Command center, I am a commando snake, I have successfully infiltrated the target bunker, please give instructions!"
Yang Qi's voice was very low, but Sanmiao, who was waiting outside, heard it clearly. But even though she could hear every word clearly, she had a question mark on her head. With a troubled expression, she looked at the lady who was also lurking beside her: "She should have entered without any problemsโbut she just said something." I didn't understand ......"
"Ignore her. I must be making a fool of myself again. Jiao Niang was extremely calm: "Let's just wait, there will be movement soon." โ
Sure enough, Yang Qi flashed back and forth in the dragon boat of the painting boat, and after a while, he came out with excitement: "Command center, I am a commando snake, I have already found the target! The enemies include carved wine, Poria cocos brew, Qingquan Liuyue daughter red, as well as all kinds of melons and fruits and all kinds of snacks, no." There are too many enemies, quick support, quick support!"
"Look, that's right. Jiao Niang smiled at Sanmiao: "Let's go, let's go 'support' her!"
Well, the two of them flew away and easily touched the painting boat.
The emperor and his ministers have a large gathering, and it is impossible to have no guards at such an important moment. In fact, the security is very well done, especially in key locations like the kitchen. In the unlikely event that someone poisoned or drugged the food and wine, even a hundred heads would not be enough to cut off, so the head of the guard put on armor and went into battle. personally sat on the kitchen ship, and arranged the defense of the kitchen ship like an iron bucket.
Serious and cautious work attitude. There was nothing unusual, until a little palace maid came to report in a panic that a dish was missing. He didn't take it seriously, he just thought that someone had eaten it secretly. But after a while, another person came to report that there was something else missing, and he finally realized that something was wrong.
"Search, search!" The leader of the guards was angry, and dared to come to my territory to steal things? Even if Hong Qigong was resurrected, he had to leave another finger!" "There must be a thief sneaking into the ship, quickly send someone to dig out the thief, I want to see who dares to spread wild here!"
He was not slow to react, but unfortunately it was useless. During his aggressive search, thefts occurred one after another. There are few bear's paws here, there is a lack of abalone, what crispy spicy duck, jade hibiscus cake, and it is like a horse thief crossing the border. The commander of the guards was exhausted, chasing left and right, but instead of curbing the theft, he did not even keep the elixir and jade liquid specially provided by the emperor.
You must know that the top-notch laurel daughter is extremely rare, and there are only ten altars prepared for this entire state banquet, but he rushed to the treasury to take a look, only to find that his breath was actually half missing! Half, what kind of concept is this? This is the concept that when the emperor was saying, "Ladies and gentlemen, this laurel daughter is extremely rare, and she drinks this cup with me", and there is a concept that half of the ministers can only use other things to fool the past.
"I'm digging three feet into the ground, and I'm going to dig you out!"
When the leader of the guards roared in the sky, the three perpetrators had already run away.
There is a moon in the sky and stars outside the moon.
There is a lotus on the water, and there are people on the lotus.
The Milky Way is sparse, and the infinite stars reflect another vast galaxy in this vast Dalong Lake. And in this dream world of stars and moons, Yang Qixing is carrying the wine jar, Sanmiao is holding melons and fruits steadily, and Jiao Niang is like an acrobatic troupe actor holding up countless trays with small sticks. The three of them floated like immortals, giggling and swaying across the surface of Dalong Lake.
A lotus leaf has become their foothold. They are like dancing flower fairies and happy night elves, with a light touch of their feet and a slight movement of ripples, and they will fly away.
That night, they enjoyed a happy night on the hillside. In this extreme beauty, in Yang Qi's warm greeting, they ate and drank a lot and had no image. There are three good things in the world, good days, beautiful scenery, and beautiful women, and now they are all three. Melons and fruits in the mouth, wine in the stomach. This wine is not intoxicating, but a man is already drunk.
The delicious delicacies are placed in the outer circle, and the three of them lie in the middle with wine, chatting non-stop like a college girl sleeping at night.
Jiao Niang: "Do you remember when we set up a song and dance troupe?"
Yang Qi: "Remember to remember, how can you not remember, Jiao Niang, you made such a play quietly, it's really beautiful!"
Sanmiao: "You almost went crazy for Le at that time, running the sycamore boat back and forth, grinning and laughing like a little fool." โ
Jiao Niang: "However, your ability to choose a name really needs to be improved, and when you go crazy, you will get some weird things out." โ
Yang Qi: "Isn't the 'Phoenix Legend Agricultural Heavy Metal Rock Troupe' vetoed, of course it has to be renamed." By the way, Jiao Niang, it's still your beginning, I don't want to get a fake identity for me called 'Huangtian'. I said, 'I don't want this name Taizhong Er', you have to say, 'The name is to be loud' and give it to me, and then you put the name Huangtian on my head. In that case, there are comings and goings, so I'll give you all a stage name. โ
San Miao: "Speaking of this, I'm angry. If you call Huangtian, let Jiao Niang call Houtu, and then when it is my turn, you will say 'Tu...... Earth...... What ...... the dirt point is?' and finally named it 'soil scum'? Why do you still make it look like a word solitaire? And 'soil drops scum'? Can it be more ugly to hear!"
Jiao Niang: "Hehe, that's better than He Qi Therapy, 'scum...... Dregs...... By the way, just call the scum man forget it, and send it away. Then the full name of our song and dance troupe became 'No One in the World Special Operations Group: Huang Tianhou Scumbag Man Song and Dance Troupe', referred to as 'Tianโ People Song and Dance Troupe'. If I hadn't insisted on using the abbreviation, I would have been shameless. โ
Yang Qi: "Hahaha, people don't force young people!"
That night, they forgot their identities. There is no lord or master, and there are no inferior people, just three happy women who gather together to enjoy the wind and snow. The silver plate is in the sky, and the toast is invited to Chang'e. If Chang'e is mortal, she will also be poured down. Either heroic or elegant, the three of them drank to their heart's content. With the rise of alcohol, the topic of chatting has become more and more taboo.
They will discuss body issues just like normal girls.
Jiao Niang stretched out her hand and grabbed it, and said to Sanmiao with a slight drunkenness: "How did you grow here, why can it be so big?"
Sanmiao couldn't avoid the pair of claws when he twisted around, so he could only let it be weird: "Big breasts also have big breasts to worry about, you don't know how much trouble I had when I started practicing light skills." I can't put it away or not, and I can't take these two things. Then she glanced at Yang Qi obliquely, and said with envy: "Look at her, she can release and collect, which makes people envious and jealous!"
"Well, I'd like to ask about that, too. Jiao Niang crawled over with her hands and feet, staring at Yang Qi with blazing eyes and a curious expression: "I've been curious for a long time - when you transformed into Jia Tengying, where did these two pieces of meat go? They are so big that they can't be hidden, but you can't see them at all, where did you change them?"
"Go, paw away. With a snap, he slapped off the little hand that he had grabbed, and Yang Qi dodged back: "Trade secrets, I won't tell you!"
They will also gossip about emotional topics like ordinary girls.
After you entered the palace, that guy was down and down for a long time, like a half-grown child who suddenly fell out of love, I think he is really interesting to you. Yang Qi put his arm around Sanmiao's shoulder: "Are you interesting to him?" Come, tell me about my intimate sister." โ
"Why don't you give up the treatment...... Sanmiao was a little distracted, and then shook his head: "I don't feel it." โ
"Impossible!" Jiao Niang also crawled over, hugged Sanmiao's shoulders from the other side, and said with a slightly red face: "He is not bad-looking, his talent is not bad, his martial arts are also passable, and he is a very innocent child, if you really don't feel for him, you would have taken him and that ...... Eat, eat. โ
"Alas...... It's false to say that you don't have any ideas at all, but ......" As soon as San Miao said a few words, he saw the two great gods on both sides of the four eyes swishing lasers, and they looked excited about watching the big gossip. Sanmiao's eyes rolled, and he asked slyly: "This is not good, you can't just listen to me, you two say it first! Have you ever liked any man, I will say it if you say it." โ
"Then it's decided, I say you'll just say-" Yang Qi categorically: "No!"
"No?!" San Miao said incredulously: "What girl doesn't have a spring, have you never liked a man?"
"No, not at all. Yang Qi gave a thumbs up, and the corners of his teeth flashed: "We like women." (To be continued......)
PS: Last night's second update, I had to finish writing without lunch~~