Volume 2 Turbulence Chapter 152 The Jumping Beam Clown
In a blessed place hundreds of thousands of miles away, a kowtow with golden eyes, a hairy face without cheeks, sharp teeth, wearing gold chain mail, wearing a phoenix wings and purple gold crown, staring at the lotus silk cloud footsteps, and the "big Buddha" surrounded by three-color spiritual light behind him, in his pair of golden eyes, reflected this scene of the border, and muttered in his mouth: "Fight, do it, the more chaotic the better." In this way, it is not in vain that I have planned for a thousand years. ”
"Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, my old pig has come to see you again. "Before the person arrived, the sound came first, the person who came had a black face and short hair, a long beak and big ears, wearing a blue shuttle cloth straight jacket, a round armor, eyes like electricity, a pig-faced human body, a mane like an arrow behind the head, and a circle of spiritual light, which resembled the fruit position of the Bodhisattva of the Western Religion.
"No wonder Brother Monkey, you are willing to go through such a difficult process, and you want to move this Huaguo Mountain and Water Curtain Cave to your dojo. Tsk, tsk, this fruit is sweet and fatty, and I don't think it's much worse than the peach of the Queen Mother of Naxi. No, I'll have to stay with you for a few more days, Brother Monkey, and you're not allowed to chase me. The "old pig" hummed while holding a fist-sized ripe fresh peach, and munched on it, salivating profusely.
Although the "old pig" looked ugly and his eating appearance was even more ugly, "Brother Monkey" did not show a disgusted expression, and when he got closer, he pulled up his fat ears, and said with a smile: "You idiot, the number of times you come to my water curtain cave every year is still very small? ”
The big ears were pulled by someone, and the old pig was not angry, he touched his big belly that was round and round, and said with a smile: "After walking so many distances, my feet are sore, this stomach is full of melons and fruits, and I haven't been stained with meat for a long time, Brother Monkey, what good wine and food do you have here, quickly take it out, and sacrifice to my five internal organs temple." ”
Brother Monkey put down his ears and scolded with a smile: "You are the messenger of the Pure Altar, enjoying the offerings and food of the mortal world, why can't you fill your food intestines?"
When the old pig heard this, he immediately cried and complained with a sad face: "Brother Monkey, you don't know that the offerings to the Nether Realm are getting worse day by day, and that big hairy bird is more arrogant and domineering than Brother Monkey when you hit the Lingxiao Palace." When I was in the western sky, the Buddha really called me, and I called the two families and said, now I am an old pig, don't I have to eat people to pick and choose the leftover?"
In fact, the old pig is in a situation, and the monkey brother doesn't know, he raised his hand and smiled, and said: "You idiot, wait for the time being, I'll go and get it from you." ”
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After the three powerful figures of the other party showed their tall figures, several figures walked out of the palace on the clouds one after another, all wearing white sacrificial clothes, men and women, with white hair, and the last one was followed by the foreign man.
"Do you want to kill the past?" Guan Gong Holy Soul stood with his hands in his hands and asked lightly.
Hearing this, Ling Lang was silent for a while, then shook his head, "I want to come to this grudge myself." If you can't report it today, just wait. After speaking, he sat down cross-legged, lowered his eyes, and recited the nameless scriptures to repair his damaged soul. But it is neither advancing nor retreating.
Although Ling Lang had clearly crossed the line, the other party didn't dare to push too hard, so he just stared at it from a distance and confronted each other.
Two hours later, the scorching sun was already in the sky, Ling Lang stood up, spread his eyes, and glanced over there again, before turning sideways and saying to Guan Gong, "Jun Hou, let's go back first." "The heart is unwilling, but it must also be able to bend and stretch.
Seeing that Ling Lang's recovery was almost complete, and his soul body was as crystal as jade, it was expected that he was no longer in serious trouble, Guan Gong nodded, accepted the towering Xuanmu, and turned around to leave first.
Bai Qijun's soul also put away the thousand-zhang-sized white bone throne, and followed without saying a word.
When the soul body returned to the body, Ling Lang beckoned and called over the yellow dragon who was coiled like a snake on the side. Seeing its eyelids drooping, it seemed that it was because he had behaved very unbearably under the huge pressure of the other party before, and he seemed depressed. Ling Lang walked over, patted it, and said softly: "Xiao Huang, it's okay, when we become stronger in the future, we will come over together and calculate this account well." ”
This yellow dragon can be said to be created by Ling Lang out of thin air, among the four spirit dragons, it is the closest to Ling Lang, listening to Ling Lang did not blame it, he responded with a roar of "......", stretched out tactfully, and quickly unfolded the dragon body of nearly ten zhang, first circled around Ling Lang, and then bowed down the dragon's head, so that Ling Lang could easily sit up.
Ling Lang smiled slightly, patted its head again, jumped on the dragon's head, and shouted softly: "Go." The aftermath was not over, but in an instant, a man and a dragon were already more than ten miles away, leaving a pale yellow afterimage in the sky.
The thirty million zhang high phantom on the opposite side, seeing Guan Gong and Bai Qi leaving, also slowly disappeared into the sky. Among them, the Six Realms powerhouse, who had huge wings on his back, also "snorted", and there was a faint trace of dissatisfaction and annoyance in his voice.
This cold snort fell on the ears of a white-bearded old man standing at the front of the group of white-clothed priests, his face changed, and he turned to the others and said, "Elders, today's matter can be big or small, let's enter the temple together now and discuss how to deal with it." ”
Then he turned to the foreign man and said, "Ushanov, you can come in too, and explain the details of the cause of this incident from the beginning." Also, in the near future, don't go to Huaxia again. After saying that, he didn't look at him any more, led the crowd, and walked into the white palace.
Hearing the Great Elder of the Branch Hall speak to him in a cold tone that was unsightly cold, Ushanov clenched his fists, annoyed and unwilling. This time, he set foot in the Five Realms, which can be said to be complacent, and he went to the Demon Capital in line with the pride of his peers, and the elders in the hall also placed great expectations.
Who knows, before he had time to show something, he was driven back in disgrace, not to mention, and because of this, he lost a mountain protection spirit beast, I am afraid that from now on, the God of War Temple will not treat himself as well as in the past. And, in case today's events are known to that blonde girl in the West, she doesn't know how to laugh at herself. If you want to get her again, I'm afraid it's even more difficult.
He gritted his teeth, his fists clenched, and he already hated Ling Lang in his heart.
When he was about to return to the Demon Capital, Guan Gong Holy Soul suddenly frowned, and sent a message to Ling Lang: "There are people blocking the road in front of him, it should be coming at you, but it's just some scabies, a group of clowns who jump off the beam." After saying that, he hid his figure, and didn't bother to care about these things that seemed extremely noisy to him.
And Bai Qijun's soul also smiled, and with a slight flicker, he also disappeared.
In just a moment, Ling Lang ran into a group of thirteen people head-on, blocking his way back, nine men and four women, some old and some young, some white-haired old Confucian, some middle-aged scholars, some men and women in modern costumes, and some of them were high and low in cultivation, all of them showed anger and stared at themselves fiercely. Among them, at the back of the crowd, stood the woman in costume wearing a phoenix crown.
Seeing Ling Lang approaching, an old man in his early sixties wearing a robe took a step forward, pointed at Ling Lang with a cooked copper stick with the thickness of his forearm, and shouted angrily: "Junior, what kind of grudge does Shen Ziping have against you......?
"I'm Shen your mother's ......", hearing the word "insult", before the old man finished speaking, Ling Lang was a big mudra of King Kong and directly greeted him, and the first rude words in his life to greet the other party's relatives also rushed out.
The old man in the robe would have thought that Ling Lang had not finished his words, and he dared to act angrily in front of so many people on his side, and he didn't have time to take precautions, and Ling Lang was already irritable and depressed because he couldn't catch up with Ushanov, and he would still have his hand there? At this time, the old man in the robe was directly shot and flew nearly a hundred meters away, and most of his soul body was mutilated, and then he fell down, and he didn't know whether he was dead or alive.
It's a pity that when he was slapped away just now, when he passed by the crowd behind him, everyone subconsciously avoided it, and no one reached out to slow down the force of the blow.
The remaining twelve people felt only ashamed and angry in their hearts, and in addition to sending two young men and women to inspect the condition of the old man in the robe, the rest of them sacrificed their weapons and magic weapons, led by the woman in costume, cursed loudly, and besieged them together.
Ling Lang snorted coldly, the two mountains appeared at the same time, and he drank lightly in his mouth: "Mountains, divide." As soon as the words fell, the hundred-mile mountain range, except for the main peak in the middle, the other dozens of mountain phantoms were all separated, and they smashed into the other ten people.
The soul of the Five Realms, how huge the divine thoughts, those mountains and phantoms, as if they have been exquisitely calculated, the other party's cultivation is strong, they have to face the suppression of several soul mountains, and those "small fish and shrimp" at the beginning of the Four Realms and below, in the face of a soul mountain, are already in a hurry and tired of coping.
Seeing the two highest mountains and coming to her as a hood, the face of the woman dressed in costume suddenly changed greatly. She thought that the other party's cultivation should be slightly lower than her own, even if it was the same realm, her own cultivation was like many years, and her soul energy should be far superior to the other party's, then she thought that even if her main body came in person, at this time, there was a strong trembling feeling in the soul body, so how could she not be frightened?
"Repression. "I didn't recite the Lengyan Sutra, nor the six-character mantra, but there were also talismans flying out one by one, and there were no nameless scriptures on it, and no one could recognize them. There is a golden light, a faint red light, and a blue light...... The colors are different, but the power is also not to be underestimated, and when the light flickered, as soon as it was pasted on the top of those soul mountains, the other ten people were imprisoned and frozen, and it was difficult to move an inch.
The soul lotus appeared again, flew to the center of the mountains, Ling Lang held the merit demon seal in both hands, and said coldly: "Destroy the ......", and the word killing has not yet come out. There was a loud shout in the distance.
"Brother Ling, slow down. Please be merciful. Hearing that it was Mr. Dragon Soul Lin's voice, thinking of the friendship that the other party had helped in Chongming Island, Ling Lang was also a little sober, after all, he dispersed his tricks and did not go to kill them all.