Chapter 22: I can't help it, I can only hold it!
As soon as these words came out, the three people who were about to enter the door were stunned for a moment, which one is this going to make trouble?
The atmosphere is a little awkward!
Fortunately, Wang's father reacted quickly enough and came out in time to solve the siege, he patted Wang's mother on the shoulder, and said softly: "Qingxia, what is the matter we said when we entered the house and was heard outside, how bad is it?"
Liu Huainan actually doesn't like Wang Ma's sharp personality very much, she is aggressive in everything, leaving no room for anything, but when she turns her head and thinks about it, she is heartfelt for a woman, and any parent will be like this, and she can reluctantly accept it in her heart.
Wang Ma also seemed to realize that what she said just now was inappropriate, and borrowed a donkey to go downhill and said, "Okay, listen to you, then go back to the house and say." ”
After returning to the house, Liu Huainan asked them to sit down, and he also found a place to sit down, and asked calmly, "What does Auntie want to ask?" ”
He deliberately kept his tone flat in order to appear more cordial, so as not to make a bad impression on them and stiffen the relationship between them.
After all, this is Wang Yu's parents, and they always have to give face.
But in the eyes of Wang Ma, this is undoubtedly a perfunctory attitude, and even in the bottom of her heart, she defines him as arrogant and arrogant, and there is no one in her eyes.
In addition to disgust, there was a trace of disdain on her face, and she went straight to the point and said, "What is the relationship between you and my daughter?"
"Friends. ”
"What kind of friends?"
"Ordinary friends!"
Liu Huainan thought about it, and the two seemed to have only met once, and they had not crossed paths before, so they said honestly.
Wang Ma couldn't deny it, snorted coldly, and asked in vain: "Why did you bring her to your house? Don't you know that lonely men and widows in the same room will make people gossip?"
After speaking, she stared at Liu Huainan with sharp eyes, as if she wanted to see through him.
"If you don't bring it to my house, where will it go? I don't know where she lives!"
Of course, Liu Huainan can't tell her that someone is going to murder your daughter, and for her safety, I will kill him, right?
Wang Ma sneered: "Won't you find her a hotel to live in?"
Liu Huainan didn't know what to say for a while, would I say that I have no money?
Also, isn't it more misleading to live in a hotel?
"How can I stay in a hotel!" Dad Wang hurriedly touched his wife and reminded.
Wang Yu also looked at his mother in surprise, if he takes me to open a house, I'm afraid you won't be so simple to ask now, right?
Besides, he doesn't have any money!
She knows that Liu Huainan has no money, can a rich person sleep on a stone outside in the autumn?
If he hadn't secretly given him more than 1,000 yuan, I'm afraid he would still be sleeping on the street now, right?
Wang Ma also realized that she had asked the wrong question, coughed dryly twice, relieved the embarrassment, and said in a deep voice: "What did you do to Yu'er last night?"
Here it comes!
Here comes the theme!
After going around for a long time, I finally asked the question I wanted to ask the most.
In the living room, for a while, three eyes were looking at Liu Huainan at the same time, obviously all concerned about this issue.
Even Wang Yu, after sneering with Wang Ma, looked at him with a scarlet face and shyness.
Liu Huainan smiled bitterly in her heart, she was in a coma like that, what did she really want to do to her, isn't it very boring?
Not even interaction!
"You acquiesced?" Wang Ma's voice became sharp in vain, seizing the moment of his silence, and asked: "Okay, you stinky boy, you finally showed your fox tail, how far did you go to Yu'er?"
"No!" Liu Huainan said speechlessly: "Last night, she slept on the sofa!"
"What!"
Wang Ma stood up in vain, and could no longer hold back her anger.
At the same time, a scene appeared in my mind, the sofa, the kitchen, the bathroom, the balcony......
Wang Yu's pink little face, a confused face, what happened, I slept on the sofa last night, is there any problem?
Even Dad Wang, who is like an outsider and rarely opens his mouth, twitched the corners of his mouth, very stunned, are young people nowadays so good at playing?
Also, my little cabbage, is it just arched? though this pig's skin is very good, and has the demeanor of one-tenth of my blood-stained style.
"You're mistaken. Liu Huainan looked at them and said, "The bedroom is too small, and the air is not good, which is not conducive to her sobering up, so I let her sleep on the sofa." ”
"It's not on the couch, what happened to her. He added.
The husband and wife glanced at each other, as if to confirm the truth of these words, they looked upright, and their eyes did not dodge, it didn't seem to be a lie?
All three of them breathed a sigh of relief from the bottom of their hearts.
While Wang Yu was relieved, he couldn't help but think, I'm such a big beauty, I'm still drunk, lying in his house, he didn't do anything to me, doesn't he like me?
Thinking about this, she was a little depressed.
Wang's mother made a look, Wang's father understood, and said with a smile: "Xiao Liu, of course we know that you are not a bad-hearted child, but ......"
Well?
Liu Huainan looked at him, scolded the old fox in his heart, and asked hard, no, are you ready to talk?
"But, even if something happens, don't be nervous, let's mainly see how your kid is, don't see if it's the right one, anyway, you definitely don't have the money we have, the most important thing is to be honest and reliable, Yu'er follows you, there is nothing bad. ”
Dad Wang looked kind, but in fact, he was already going crazy in his heart, this stinky boy, dare to say "What happened to us", I have to break his legs!
My precious little cabbage!
Liu Huainan was suddenly unhappy in his heart, frowning, the feeling of being tortured was very unpleasant, and now he was still being talked about, which was even more unpleasant.
He is a primordial demon venerable, can he lie to mortals?
Heavens and worlds, who dares to question him?
Do you have to say what happened, do you count it by helping her along the way? When you get out of the car and go upstairs, do you hold her?
He hooked the corners of his mouth, and instead of being angry, he smiled: "We have some intimate contact!"
"What!"
Wang Ma sat down, and before it was hot, she suddenly stood up again.
Dad Wang squinted, pulled Mother Wang, signaled her not to be excited, and asked, "I just like an honest child like you, what kind of intimate contact?"
I helped her into the car. ”
"Oh, it's nothing, she's drunk, it's normal. ”
"Well, that's good, I'll hold the car on her waist. Liu Huainan added.
Dad Wang's face was black, comforting himself, this is not too much, after all, he is drunk, it is not easy to help, and it is indeed easier to support his waist.
On weekdays, he also helps drunk lesbians like this.
"And ......"
"What else?" Liu Huainan didn't finish speaking, and Wang Ma said first.
Dad Wang glared at her, meaning, you woman, what are you in a hurry about?
"Uncle, you also know that when a drunk woman is still a little conscious, she can hold her waist and walk, and when she is unconscious at all, she can only hold it. ”
"You're right, I've often encountered such a situation, and I really can't hold it, so I can only hold it. ”
Dad Wang nodded, feeling the same way, at yesterday's dinner, a lesbian who was talking to him about the project was drunk and couldn't help him at all, he just went to the hotel with others.