Chapter 079: Eldest Sister Da Ling Xiaoxiao
The original version of the rumor: I heard that Lin Fan in our class wanted to write a love letter to chase the eldest sister Ling Xiaoxiao.
The rumors turned: Outside the number, outside the number, the toad wants to eat black swan meat, and Lin Fan, who is in the third class of high school, writes a love letter to chase the female devil Ling Xiaoxiao.
Rumors turned around: Explosive news, Lin Fan of the third class confessed to the female devil in person, and was beaten to a comminuted fracture of the third leg, and another eunuch was added to the third class.
Rumors turn three times: True love, definitely true love, Lin Fan of the third class is willing to go to Thailand for the female devil Ling Xiaoxiao to have sex reassignment surgery.
Rumors turn around: What, Lin Fan of the third class is ready to die with the female devil Ling Xiaoxiao because of love and hatred?
Rumors Five Turns: ..................
When the rumors were circulating, Lin Fan told Chen Sixin about the conjecture in his heart.
Chen Sixin also felt that it was very likely, and replied: I didn't expect Gao Xiaohong, a woman, to be so scheming and so vicious. There is no proof of death, this plan is really clever, it is simply a dead knot that cannot be untied.
What's more, the female devil doesn't believe your words and beats you up, according to her savage and violent personality, it is really possible.
At least the female devil believes in your words and won't trouble you. You will also be ridiculed by the whole school that you are a toad and want to eat swan meat.
Brother Fan, this catastrophe, I'm afraid you will not be able to escape it.
Lin Fan replied: It's just a trivial matter.
Chen Sixin: Is it a trivial matter? Brother Fan, I think it is very likely, it will be the former possibility. The female devil beat you up in public and humiliated you severely, you better quickly find a way to explain it to the female devil.
Lin Fan: Beat me up? Hmph, I, Lin Beiming, have been acting all my life, why do I need to explain it to others? Just let her come. (Skin)
Chen Sixin: Xiaofan, this is really not a joke, I advise you to take a class, run as fast as you can, or the consequences are really unimaginable.
However, Lin Fan disagreed and did not reply to Chen Sixin's information.
What is the eldest sister, the female devil, for Lin Fan, it is just a child's house.
The four major schools spend three less.
Among them, three are less, and Lin Fan beat two of them:
Rich and young Pang Qingfu and Ou Shao Ou Jiazhuang.
Shen Luoluo, the famous family of the Shen family, the head of the four school flowers, is Lin Fan's personal little maid.
What school flowers, all disdain.
However, Lin Fan was interested in this Ling Xiaoxiao.
Cultivating Immortal Talents: Root Bones, Blood Blood, Dao Body, Immortal Body.
When I first saw this Ling Xiaoxiao, it seemed that she was also a person with a Taoist body.
It's just that Lin Fan's immortal cultivation in this life has been lost, and it is almost zero.
For a while, he couldn't be sure if Ling Xiaoxiao had a Dao body talent, let alone what kind of Dao body talent Ling Xiaoxiao was carrying.
Lin Fan's current Dao body talents are:
Northern Pluto God Devouring (in the previous life), Reincarnation Divine Eye (in this life), Qilin Divine Arm (absorbed), Seven Emotions and Six Desires (cultivated).
Among them, the Northern Pluto God Devouring, cultivating to a higher level, can also directly absorb other people's Dao body talents.
If Ling Xiaoxiao really has the talent of Dao Body......
The morning class is still going on.
While rumors are circulating,
On the other side, the seventh class of the third year of high school, at the back of the classroom.
Ling Xiaoxiao, Da Qiao, and Xiao Qiao are three people at a table.
When the three of them returned to the classroom, they were also discussing love letters.
Da Qiao took the paper love letter, analyzed it to Ling Xiaoxiao, and said:
"Sister, looking at that kid's bewildered face, doesn't he dare to write a love letter to you? I guess he was tricked and hurt you. ”
Little Joe on the other side also agreed:
"That's it, what age is it, who still writes love letters on paper, paper is short and long, singing? Now they are all confessed with WeChat A buckle, no matter how bad it is, it is also confessed by text message.
You see, there are two more boys today who confessed to me with buckles.
These boys now are really sensitive, disgusting to death.
You see: Dear Little Joe, hello, I think I am terminally ill, because I don't know how, my eyes, I can only see your figure, my ears, I can only hear your voice, my mind, only your memory is left, my heart is full of your name...... If loving you is a disease, then I think I'm terminally ill, and the only antidote is you. If I can't be with you, I think I'll die......"
Da Qiao glanced at Xiao Qiao and said, "Cut, what kind of meat, look at the way you enjoy it, you just sigh, as if you are the only one who has been confessed."
You buckle the confession, and I also confess on WeChat.
You still write love letters to you, and I sing love songs to me, listen to it. ”
Da Qiao said, and clicked on a WeChat voice, which is a love song, and the lyrics are approximately:
Fall in love with you
I can't escape
Prison of love for you
Let love lock around my chest all my life;
Fall in love with you
I can't escape
For the whole broken heart of you
Still obsessed with your good ......
Xiao Qiao said unconvinced: "It's so ugly to sing--"
Da Qiao said: "What's so ugly, a cappella is like this, is this called a characteristic confession?"
Xiao Qiao said: "Well, it's distinctive...... But I had two boys confessing to me, and I didn't know which one to choose. ”
Since I can't compare the characteristics, then I'll compare the number with you.
Big and small Joe are like this, they will be scolded if they don't agree with each other.
Ling Xiaoxiao is accustomed to the tearing of the two of them, but today she feels a little uncomfortable.
"You two don't quarrel, don't you know it's in class right now?"
Ling Xiaoxiao spoke, not knowing that there was a nameless fire there, and shouted at the two of them.
I have done a big sister, and they are all competitive girls.
The same goes for Ling Xiaoxiao.
She thinks that both her appearance and figure are no worse than the other three school girls.
Especially around me, these two classmates are also followers.
I feel slightly better than the two of them.
In fact, it is.
Ling Xiaoxiao's hair is slender, her face is slender, her eyebrows are slender, her eyes are slender, her nose is long, her hands are long, her legs are slender, and even her waist is slender and slender.
But--
In addition to those pretentious school flowers, they attract bees and butterflies all day long and attract countless fans.
Even the two little girlfriends around him receive confessions every week, and they can be picked.
For Mao, there is no boy to pursue?
Isn't he a little fierce, but he is a little colder on the outside.
Please, people are big sisters, how to do big sisters if you don't get cold.
However, no matter how big the sister is, the big sister is big, the big sister is big, everyone is a girl.
If it's a girl, you'll need a man's care.
You stinky men really don't understand the minds of girls at all.
Yes, I kicked and broke a boy's third leg.
That's because he held that he was handsome, and played with the feelings of a member of our "embroidered legs" martial arts club, and made her belly bigger, and he didn't want to be responsible.
I'll go--
Why did I look so little girl just now, I'm a terrifying big sister, a female devil, and the first female master of Baiyun High School.
If my man can't suppress me.
What do I want this man for?
But--
No one is chasing it, and it really seems to be a failure.