Rubbing his eyes, he sat up, and was about to try again.

Suddenly, I saw the little tiger standing on the bed rail, his buttocks sank, a luck dantian, and a lump of something fell down!

"it!"

Eryi was shocked and stuck his head out to take a look.

A lump of colorful bird feces, so good that he didn't die, just fell on the pillow of his lower bunk!

Hurriedly climbed down from the top bunk, pulled two tissues and wiped them, but it was okay not to wipe them, and a large piece of paste was wiped away!

It's called a sweat!

Fortunately, none of the three guys in the dormitory came back last night, and it is estimated that they went to the Internet café to open the dark again.

If Nobita knows about this, he won't have to fight with him?

Looking at Nobita's pillow, the traces of disgusting bars, Eryi hurriedly destroyed the evidence.

Stuffed the pillow into Nobita's blanket, which he never folded.

Then pretending that nothing had happened, he rushed to the dormitory toilet to wash his face and brush his teeth, preparing to flee the scene of the crime.

"Don't in the future!"

While brushing his teeth, Er Yi was vague, and taught Xiaohu who flew over and stopped on his shoulder: "Otherwise, I'll get a plug and plug your ass!"

If Xiaohu can understand what he says, then it's a hell!

Seeing him brush his teeth, Xiaohu shook his head as if he had eaten it, nodded up and down nervously, and shouted while nodding: "Little paste!

"it!"

"How can you say these two sentences together?"

Because the time was too late, Er Yi couldn't care about being poor with Xiaohu, so he brushed it hastily twice, and then took a mouthful of water and rinsed his mouth.

As a result, he didn't expect Xiaohu to tilt his head and look at him for a long time after being scolded by him, and suddenly said: "!

Eryi choked suddenly, and almost didn't swallow the mouthwash!

Turning his head and staring, Xiaohu, who was imitating him, didn't know what to say.

This product seems to have suddenly been turned on psychic mode, what to see and learn!

The most amazing thing is that the name of Mingmingxue is still vague.

can learn the sentence "!", but the words learned are round, and they have a strong tone!

angrily used a toothbrush to poke the little tiger who was still holding his head high and imitated his gargle, and stabbed it from the shoulder.

As if the kitten was washing his face, he scooped up two handfuls of tap water and wiped it on his face, which was regarded as having washed his face.

Pulled the towel and wiped it, picked up the schoolbag and rushed to the big classroom, he was already late for the big class at 8 o'clock in the morning!

But when he rushed to the lecture hall, Er Yi reacted, and Xiaohu actually followed him and flew wildly and followed him to the classroom.

"Go, go!"

"Wait for me outside!"

This definitely can't bring Xiaohu into the classroom.

Why don't you call out during class, and he won't die if he's already late?

Forgot to lock up Xiaohu.

He waved his hand to prevent the little tiger who wanted to stop on his shoulder from falling.

But his idea was good.

But Xiaohu obviously couldn't understand.

Driven by him, they flew around him in panic.

In the end, Eryi, who had no choice, had to grab Xiaohu and put it on the windowsill of the big classroom.

Another [soothing animal] was released on it, telling it to stop on the windowsill and not move.

Only then did he bend over, while the professor who was lecturing was writing a board book.

Sneaking into the classroom, finding an empty seat in the back row, pretending to be there all along.

Anyway, the second one is also in the third year.

I have a clear grasp of the temper and habits of several teachers and professors who lead their majors.

Professor Xing, who was lecturing above, usually didn't take a roll call very much, and the main points would not be called before the first class, but would suddenly clear people during the second class.

Not only did it find out what didn't come, but it also prevented someone from sneaking away in the middle of the class, once it was caught, it was very ruthless, and it was scary!

There are also a lot of quotations from his old man:

Said: It's okay to oversleep, it's a good boy to come!

Said: If you oversleep and don't come, then don't blame me for being ruthless!

Said: I don't usually name names, but you don't come when you order once in a while?

He said: If you don't give me face, I won't give you credits, so don't take my class?

With such a professor, what do you do for your students? Of course, you can only listen to the lecture honestly!

Because Eryi has already brushed all the textbooks of his own profession.

The knowledge points are all stored in his mind, so when he listens to the class again, he has a different experience!

Originally, there was still a slight puzzle.

With Professor Xing's explanation, it was quickly integrated.

It's quite a bit like listening to your words, better than reading a book for ten years!

Professor Xing's lectures are also of a very high standard.

In the midst of the emotion, there is no lack of humor and humor, which is very fascinating.

Er Yizheng was fascinated by what he heard, and suddenly there was an abrupt voice in the classroom: "Xiao Mu, Guo Lai, Xiao Mu, Guo Lai!"

Professor Xing, who was on the rise of the explanation, suddenly froze and glanced back with a straight face.

The students who listened to the class also raised their heads and looked around blankly, and the cold sweat of Er Yi came down!

"Who's kidding?"

"Be lenient in confession, strict in resisting!"

Professor Xing lowered his head and flipped through the lecture notes, and said lightly: "Take the initiative to stand up, I will let you go today!"

"it!"

"Gollum Purr!"

The vivid gargling sound made Professor Xing's face turn green, and the students in the class couldn't hold back their laughter.

"Coming back?"

"You have to force me to make a big move, do you?"

"Report each other! Whoever identifies him, I gave him a waiver at the end of the semester!"

Now Professor Xing is really angry, teasing the teacher in class, no matter how good his temper is, he can't bear it?

The students didn't dare to say anything, but they secretly complained in their hearts.

Something that offends people like this, you don't want to make an anonymous report?

Let's identify it in such a fair and honest way, although it is tempting to avoid trying, but it will be beaten, right?

"Hey, no one admits it?"

"You're still protecting each other, aren't you?"

Professor Xing's anger almost burned, and he slammed the podium, preparing to go crazy.

"There's a parrot!"

Suddenly, a sharp-eyed student pointed to the windowsill of the big classroom and shouted, "The sound just now came from it!"

Dozens or hundreds of people turned their heads to look at the windowsill in unison, only to see the little tiger thief with a thief's brain, peeking into the classroom.

Seeing a group of people staring at it, he didn't have stage fright, and said again: "!

"Poof~"

The students, who were originally silent because of Professor Xing's anger, suddenly burst into laughter and leaked air!

"Whose bird is this?"

At first glance, it was actually a parrot learning to speak.

Professor Xing was also angry and funny: "You learned quite well?"