Chapter 18: Long time no see
Xuan Ming Turtle didn't say who the two people outside were, but after Xu Qiu listened to his words, he faintly had a sense of déjà vu and a feeling of being teased. Later, Xuan Ming Turtle taught Xu Qiu how to sneak into the Sea of Mirrors, saying that he should not disturb his tranquility when he had nothing to do, and the implication was that only he was looking for Xu Qiu's share, and there was no Xu Qiu looking for him. It's really arrogant, occupying someone else's territory and showing off his might, he is like this, Xuan Ming, claiming to be this virtue for thousands of years, no one is used to him, but I haven't seen anyone who can destroy him.
Under the guidance of the Xuanming Turtle, Xu Qiu really found a way out of the Xuanming Sea, which was actually the previous place, and the Xuanying Turtle drew a path with one claw, and he said freely: "The territory of the deity, the deity is the master." ”
The Xuanming turtle in Xu Qiujing's sea shouted all the way, saying that it had been silent for thousands of years, not fishy, so lonely, and asked Xu Qiu to honor him well, and led the way to the women's Fengyue place, and drank and had fun with seven or eight sixteen or seventeen little girls all night. After Xu Qiu heard this, he was really happy, and subconsciously looked at the appearance of the Xuanming turtle in the sea of glasses, it was too ugly!
Nine hundred and ninety-nine bluestones were long gone, and Xu Qiu was thinking about how to fall.
Instantaneous!
The bluestone sword scabbard pinned to Xu Qiu's waist was automatically windless, and it was actually hanging in front of Xu Qiu's body, Xu Qiu hurriedly asked, "Imperial Sword?"
Xuan Ming Turtle sneered, glanced at Xu Qiu's appearance that he had never seen the world, and then said slowly: "The bluestone scabbard of the deity has already told you that it is enough to kill these nine heavens and ten earths. Now that it has recognized you as its master, what you think, what it goes, is nothing more than a consumption of some clear light. ”
Xu Qiu made a tentative leap and landed on the bluestone scabbard with a blue body.
"Down the mountain!"
Xu Qiu called tentatively!
"Boom!"
The sea of stars is like a passing cloud, and the white horse in front of the window.
Xu Qiu almost didn't stand firm, and fell under the sword, but fortunately, the bluestone scabbard was quite familiar with human nature, and it was suspended in the air and skillfully turned over, catching Xu Qiu steadily.
Xu Qiu smiled: "Good sword!"
Nine mountains and sixteen rivers.
In the midst of a reed, there are two people stepping on it, looking like a master of the world.
Lou 3,000 holds wine in one hand and meat in the other!
Duan Saburo grilled fish in one hand and river water in the other.
These two are so uncomfortable, they can be called free immortals.
Xu Qiu galloped with a sword, and after seeing these two, his teeth itched with hatred.
kicked over Lou's 3,000 cups of Chinese wine with one kick, and wet Duan Sanlang's grilled fish with one hand.
At first, after listening to Xuan Ming's words, Xu Qiu still had a fluke mentality, hoping that Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang were not really dead, after all, this was the only person close to him after his father and mother left, and the sword was extremely fast, who expected that he would just go down the mountain and see these two people having fun, and he was not angry!
Lou Sanqianyan quickly protected the half-inch of meat in his hand, and hurriedly said: "You kid, what kind of crazy person is it?
Duan Sanlang looked at the grilled fish sunk in the river water, and sighed, after all, he is a scholar, and it is not easy to scold people! In fact, Xu Qiu is his master, and he Duan is a person who sends people under the fence, and he does not dare to make a noise, otherwise he will have to call a few words.
Xu Qiu saw that these two people acted well, and they looked like outsiders, they were furious, pointed to the bridge of the nose of the three thousand buildings, and scolded: "You old man, call me to climb the Xuanyin Sea with you, Lao Tzu has suffered for thousands of years, but you are drinking and eating meat here, so chic!"
Duan Saburo naturally couldn't escape, and it was also a good scolding!
"I owe it to me Xu Qiu to miss the old love, and I have been sad for the two of you for a long time in the Xuan Ming Sea, I am really angry!"
Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang glanced at each other dumbfounded, Lou Sanqian stretched out a hand and stroked Xu Qiu's forehead, and muttered in surprise: "Xuan Minghai, didn't you tell me to wait here, did you say you should go and find out first, old man, I don't agree, you are just paralyzed, crying dad and mother, do you have to go alone." ”
Xu Qiu's tongue couldn't get down, and Duan Sanlang also added: "That's true, you also said that if you don't move for an hour, the two of us will go into the mountain! Lou Sanqian also told me that you are asking for help Tao Wei Mu Xinche, and you want to marry the daughter of his family, so you went alone, for fear that we will rob you of your credit." ”
Xu Qiu: "What's inexplicable, ridiculous, and nonsense. ”
Lou Sanqian looked at the sky and said: "It's only three moments, it's not even an hour, how did you come out, and what kind of magic weapon is your bluestone sword hilt, how can I never see you as a teacher!"
Suddenly!
"A mediocre person, vulgar is unbearable. I also dare to covet the bluestone scabbard of the deity, and I am a fool to talk about dreams. ”
Lou Sanqian was shocked, and he was busy pinning one hand to the crotch of his pants, and he was about to make a move: "Who is it?"
Duan Saburo was shocked, but he actually protected Xu Qiu with one hand, and such a move to protect the master made Xu Qiu's anger disappear by half. Xu Qiu was not flustered at all, he knew who was talking, and there was only one person who could say such unashamed words, the old turtle Xuanming.
"Who am I, and you deserve to know?"
The old turtle pretended to be posturing and said a lot of things to Lou Sanqian.
Lou Sanqian is such a fine person, after a few times, he knew that this was a person who could only talk about kung fu, so he scolded loudly, Lou Sanqian said all the insulting words he had learned for thousands of years, for example, throw your mother, hold hair, Yunyun.
The old turtle of Xuanming alone could hardly defeat the offensive of the three thousand Ling Yan of the building.
Lou Sanqian was scolding, as if reciting a poem, and strode forward.
"Whew!"
Suddenly, something shot out from under Xu Qiu's eyebrows, and went straight to Lou Sanqian's crotch.
In the blink of an eye, the Xuan Ming Turtle had returned to Xu Qiu's shoulder. Lou Sanqian felt that it was not good, only to feel that his crotch was cold, and he hurriedly glanced at it, and was shocked, the crotch of his pants that was bulging was deflated here, and then he raised his eyes to see that the old turtle on Xu Qiu's shoulder was stunned for a long time without speaking.
"I am, Xuanming Tianzun, Infinite Ancestor, is your ancestor, you are so disrespectful, today I took your Infinite Qiankun bag first, and I will teach you a lesson!"
Lou Sanqian was stunned, and Duan Sanlang was like that.
The person who just spoke out was such an extremely ugly turtle?
Xu Qiu shrugged his shoulders and smiled quietly, indicating that this matter had nothing to do with him.
"Phew, you are a chicken and an immeasurable ancestor, my immeasurable ancestor is the number one person who has been watching for nine days, how can you be a human turtle like you! You mung bean little turtle, you dare to insult my immeasurable gate, watch and fight!"
After all, it's a habitual crotch of his pants, but he doesn't get it at all.
The turtle sneered: "Mole ant." ”
Lou Sanqian was so angry that he stretched out his hand to grab it, only to see that the Xuanming turtle was hiding or not hiding, so he willingly grabbed him in his hand, and did not forget to shout: "Today, if you can hurt the deity a single hair, the deity will recognize you as your father!"
A few attempts.
Lou Sanqian gasped and scolded: "Hold your mother!
Dare to love this Xuanming old turtle is despicable, shrunk in the shell of the turtle, never show flaws, Lou Sanqian tried his best, but there was nothing he could do. It was a stalemate for about half an hour, whether it was palm splitting, foot stepping, or fire roasting, knife cutting, it was really just like what Xuan Ming Turtle said, and he didn't touch any hair, this scene made Xu Qiu and Duan Saburo on the side look shocked, is this turtle sanctified in the flesh?
Another half hour.
Lou Sanqianyi knelt on the ground, crying with tears and snot: "Ancestor, ancestor, ancestor! After thousands of years, you have finally appeared, do you know that over the years, I have fallen immeasurably, and now I am the only one in the world." The tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and now that you are born, you will definitely reorganize my immeasurable majesty!"
Xuan Ming Turtle is definitely a turtle with a reputation for fishing, after listening to Lou Sanqian's words, he laughed, he said to Lou Sanqian: "How can the deity listen to the flattery of three words and two words will listen to slander, you don't want to get back the immeasurable Qiankun bag!"
Lou Sanqian is proficient in human affairs, and immediately continued the previous words: "The ancestor is above, and the younger generations are really rude, in fact, this matter is no wonder to me, all these years, the wicked people in the Tianchi have deceived me immeasurably, and I am embarrassed everywhere, and the most annoying thing is that whenever someone does something bad, they will report the name of the immeasurable door." The younger generations really have no eyes and recognize the wrong ancestor. Now look at it again, it is indeed an immeasurable ancestor, brave posture, crown jade appearance, unique magic, try to ask who in the world can be like this, it must be my immeasurable ancestor!"
"This is true, the deity listens to your words, and thinks that you are also a reasonable person, and you have a good pair of eyes! ”
After Xuan Ming's words, he turned his back and groped for a long time before he took out the immeasurable Qiankun bag and threw it to Lou Sanqian. After the immeasurable Qiankun bag entered Lou Sanqian's hand, he hurriedly checked the things inside, fortunately, it was a false alarm, this evil old turtle did not take the things inside, Lou Sanqian hurriedly hid the Qiankun bag in his crotch.
Xuan Ming Turtle sneered: "Broken things, the deity is the one who can't look down on it!"
According to common sense, he should immediately change his face and scold this turtle again, but Lou Sanqian didn't say a word here, in fact, he was not sure about the turtle in front of him, how well he cultivated for himself to know best, just ask which monk in Tianchi can resist his endless destruction for half an hour, he said in his heart: "This turtle has some way to come." ”
As for the ancestor of the immeasurable sect, Lou Sanqian is not a believer at all, in his early years, he heard the master once say that the ancestor of the immeasurable sect is a person who stands up to the sky and the earth, and walks against the sky.
Even if there is a little discrepancy with what the master said, how can it not be an old turtle with mung bean eyes in front of him?
Xuan Ming Turtle ate enough face, and returned to Xu Qiu's shoulder with a snort, he cleared his throat and said, "Xu Qiu'er, do you wonder why the matter of climbing the bluestone steps is different from what the three thousand people on this floor said?"
Xu Qiu smiled, and said lightly: "I'm not curious, it's just that since I entered this place, I fell into your trap." It's all in vain, isn't it?"
Xuan Ming Turtle was stunned for a moment, glanced at Xu Qiu a few times, and sighed: "Talented, it is a good offspring of my immeasurable sect, no wonder you have been the only one who can find the deity for thousands of years!"
"However, I followed a bad master who taught you some bad skills, and I didn't even care about it. ”
Lou Sanqian snorted coldly when he heard this, but what Xuan Mingqiu said was true, Lou Sanqian was not good at learning after all.
At this moment, Xu Qiu suddenly asked: "Lou Sanqian, you have a master who left you in the Tianchi five hundred years ago, and there has been no news since then! ”
Lou Sanqian's half-inch of meat fell into the river in response, he stared at Xu Qiu in disbelief, and asked blankly: "How did you know about this?"
Xu Qiu was silent.
Xuan Ming Turtle laughed three times, and he went back to the three thousand: "The deity is an immeasurable ancestor, and he has no ability to make dreams, so he is still an ancestor." ”
Lou Sanqian heard the sound and knelt down suddenly: "Senior, dare to ask the whereabouts of the master!"
Xuan Ming Turtle was embarrassed, and he hesitated for a long time before he said: "Actually, the deity is a green dragon with nine shadows, 10,000 years ago because of the anger of the heavens, was punished by the world, it takes nine reincarnations, a thousand years for a turn, five hundred years ago happened to be the ninth turn, during the period there seems to be something wrong, many things the deity can't remember." ”
"The first eight lives are smooth sailing, no one has ever bothered the deity of the quiet, the deity is also the eighth life of good sleep, only in this life, repeatedly come to disturb, the deity Qing feels bored, boring, only willing to be born, but the people who come here are mostly mediocre qualifications, the old man refuses to bend to follow, just happened to meet Xu Qiu, a heart, just that. ”
Duan Sanlang was silent, this was a matter of others, he was not good at interjecting, but when he heard Xuan Ming being said that Xu Qiu was not a person with mediocre qualifications, he became interested: "Senior, the implication is that Xu Qiu is a leader?"
Xuan Ming Turtle pursed his lips: "No, it's just that his thin face is a little similar to the deity back then." ”
Xu Qiu raised his eyebrows!
He held the Xuanming turtle with one hand, and threw it away with the other, and beckoned Lou Sanqian and Duan Sanlang: "Despicable turtle, there is no need to respect it." ”
Lou Sanqian followed behind Xu Qiu and asked, "Xu Qiu, did you find such a thing in the Xuan Ming Sea?"
Xu Qiu shrugged his shoulders, he couldn't say anything about the bitterness of his stomach, he was confused and confused with this thing, and he also opened up a world in the sea of mirrors for him to live in, and he was annoyed to think about it.
Duan Sanlang asked: "Duan saw that he had some ability, so he lost him like this?"
Xu Qiu was silent.
Suddenly, Xu Qiu's shoulder crawled out of another claw, it was the Xuan Ming turtle: "Xu Qiu, what a big temper! The deity misses your first offense, forget it, if there is a next time, the deity calls you..."
Before he could finish his words, Xu Qiu grabbed him with one hand and threw him into the sky.
In the blink of an eye, above his shoulder, he was much more honest: "If it weren't for the loss of the deity's cultivation, what use would the deity want you?"
Lou Sanqianyi heard the words "cultivation is lost", and immediately provoked a glance, he asked humbly: "The ancestor has first-class dream-making methods, how can he cultivate to lose everything?"
"Ten thousand years ago, the deity had already expected that the heavens would not allow me, so he laid down nine places of reincarnation, and each of the nine places left a layer of cultivation for the future..."
After Xuan Ming's words, I felt that it was not good!
Lou Sanqian was vicious, gritted his teeth and said: "The meaning of the predecessor is that you have no power to tie the chicken right now?"
As soon as the Xuan Ming turtle saw Lou 3,000 hands digging out the crotch of his pants, he instantly drilled into the sea of Xu Qiujing, he said: "What a child who deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors, after a thousand years, the deity told you not to die!"
Lou Sanqian: "Lose your mother!"
Xuan Ming: "You are paralyzed. ”
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All the way, it can be regarded as relishing, the four of them are fighting, all of them are quick to speak, no one really does it, only Lou Sanqian's chest has a depressed breath, and the old turtle is the happiest with the old turtle of Xuanming.
At sunset, the Xuanming turtle guided the sky: "The world, long time no see!"
[To be continued.] 】