The curtain opens. Act II.

In the background is a beautiful garden with flowers in bloom, butterflies and winding paths.

Ma Tan's puppet said: "The mountains and rivers here are beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and there are some deep paths, which must be street pavilions!"

Wang Ping's puppet said: "Please, we have just walked to the prime minister's back garden!"

Ma Tan's puppet said: "Oh, you are worthy of being the prime minister, even the back garden is so sinister!"

The curtain falls. Act III.

In the background is a pavilion on a hill with two large characters written on it: Street Pavilion.

Ma Tan's puppet said: "This time it's not wrong, you see, this is really a street and a pavilion!"

Wang Ping's puppet said: "But, why do I always think it's weird to come out this time?"

Ma Tan's puppet patted his head: "Oops! We-forgot to lead the troops!"

Wang Ping's puppet said, "What should I do?"

Ma Tan's puppet said: "Forget it, it's so far away, I don't bother to go back...... Why don't we set up camp in the mountains now?"

Wang Ping's puppet said: "When the road is entrenched, the enemy soldiers cannot pass through; if you abandon the intersection and camp on the mountain, as soon as the enemy soldiers arrive, they will be surrounded on all sides, how will you deal with it?"

Ma Tan's puppet said: "Duh, pig head, don't you hear that "people go to high places, and water flows to low places"?"

So they went to the top of the mountain, set up a tent, washed and slept.

The curtain falls. Act IV.

A rooster crows on the top of a hill and the sun rises. - Is it pheasant on the mountain?

A veteran puppet led a large army and swarmed in, encircling the mountain on all sides.

Wang Ping's puppet looked at it and said, "It's over, we are surrounded by Sima Yi, and the waterway has also been cut off by them!"

Ma Tan's puppet said: "Don't be afraid—watch me personally rush them down the mountain!"

Wang Ping's puppet said: "Okay!"

Then the two men drew their knives and rushed down the hill desperately.

The two men rushed down the hill several times, but they were forced back by the rain of bows and arrows.

Wang Ping's puppet said: "General, it seems that the two of us can't hold the street pavilion!"

Ma Tan's puppet said: "Well, I'll draw a map of the situation here first, and send the book to the prime minister." ”

So Ma Tan rolled the drawn map into a small paper roll, tied it to the pigeon's leg, and released the pigeon.

The curtain falls. Act V.

The base camp of the Shu army.

Zhuge Liang's puppet received a letter from the front line, opened it, and was shocked: "It's broken, it's broken, Ma Yan, this idiot!"

The puppets of all civil officials said together, "What's wrong?"

Zhuge Liang's puppet said: "How many times have I told him before, after painting, you have to dry the ink with your mouth to fold it, and he forgot it! Look!" He showed the letter to everyone, only to see a cloud of darkness on the letter.

Zhuge Liang hurriedly called Guan Xing, Zhang Bao, Jiang Wei, Ma Dai to lead heavy troops to support Ma Yan, and he only took some remaining veterans and civil officials to Xicheng to carry grain and grass. As soon as he arrived in Xicheng, he heard that Sima Yi's army was coming to attack Xicheng, and it was less than fifteen miles away from the city! At this time, there were only some civil officials left under Zhuge Liang, and everyone panicked.

Zhuge Liang's puppet hurriedly said, "Who of you wants to fight?"

Civil official A said: "I can't just hang up like this! I promised the red lady in my hometown to marry her when I go back this time!"

Civil official B said: "I can't die either, the old mother at home is still waiting for me to hold her grandson!"

Civil official C said: "I don't want to die so early, I'm still waiting to see the update of "The Book of Another World"!"

Civil official Ding immediately said to civil official C: "Don't worry! The author of "Book of Another World" has a wonderful character, updates very quickly, and the number of words is guaranteed!"

Zhuge Liang's puppet coughed twice and said, "Silence! Don't panic, everyone, officials!"

The puppets of the officials said in unison: "The subordinates are here!"

Zhuge Liang's puppet said: "Don't panic, everyone, I'm going to stage the most dazzling plan in the Three Kingdoms, you are the witnesses and participants of history." ”

The puppets of all the officials said in unison: "Is it a beauty trick?"

Zhuge Liang's puppet said: "Beautiful your head, if I leak the name of the empty city plan, it will not work! From now on, all the flags in the city will be taken down for me, and you will open the city gate to me, no one is allowed to walk around casually, no one is allowed to speak loudly, and those who violate the order must be dealt with according to military law——"

The puppets of all the officials said in unison: "Obey!"

Zhuge Liang's puppet said: "I also have to choose some veterans to dress up as ordinary people!"

The puppet of the veteran appeared and said, "It's finally time for us to show off our skills! What is this mission, Prime Minister?"

Zhuge Liang's puppet said: "Sweep the floor!"

The puppet of the veteran said: "If you don't sweep a house, why sweep the world—leave it to us!"

Zhuge Liang's puppet said: "Okay! Wei soldiers are coming, don't panic, see that I have a million armor soldiers in my chest to resist!"

All the officers and soldiers said together: "Obey!"

The curtain falls. Act VI.

Head of the city.

Zhuge Liang called the piano boy, held the guqin and incense burner, and walked with him to the city tower. He sat in front of the tower, burned a good incense, and played the harp gracefully.

The two piano boys on the left and right threw copper coins into the incense burner.

Zhuge Liang's puppet said, "Why are you two throwing copper coins into my incense burner?"

The puppet of the two boys said: "Please, Prime Minister, don't play "Erquan Reflecting the Moon", okay......?

Zhuge Liang's puppet said: "Well, then I'll change the song "Phoenix Stage Memories". ”

Under the city.

When the Wei army arrived at the city, they saw that the city gate was wide open, and the people at the city gate did not look at them, but only cleaned the streets, and they couldn't help but stop their horses and wonder.

Sima Yi's puppet said: "Wow!~~, the city is playing "Phoenix Stage's Memory", and the city is sweeping the floor, Zhuge Liang's move must have a deep meaning......! Did he want to hint at that to the old man?......"

Sima Zhao's puppet said: "Daddy......"

Sima Yi's puppet shouted: "There must be a relationship between superiors and subordinates on the battlefield!"

Sima Zhao's puppet said: "Oh, okay, big brother - I think this is just that Zhuge Liang has no troops, so he is just suspicious, let's not fall for him!"

Sima Yi's puppet said: "You listen to this sound of Zheng Zheng, like a storm crashing on the shore, the wind and clouds, and there seem to be millions of male soldiers on the fingers." ”

Sima Zhao's puppet said, "Why can't I hear it?"

Sima Yi's puppet said: "Listening to Zhuge Liang playing the piano, he must be confident, I am honored to be Zhuge Liang's bosom friend! ”

Sima Zhao's puppet said: "Why did you withdraw from the army?"

Sima Yi's puppet said: "You don't know that Zhuge Liang has always been cautious in his use of troops and has never taken risks. Now the city gate is wide open, and there are no soldiers to be seen, and he deliberately lured me into the city with "", which shows that there must be an ambush in the city. Moreover, Zhuge Liangqin's sound contains murderous intentions, if my soldiers enter the city, they will be hit!"

So the army withdrew.

The curtain falls.

A line of words appeared on the phantom plane: "If you think the joke of this 'empty city plan' is interesting, please move your thumb and give me a thumbs up, if you are too lazy to do it, please also like it! Follow Ji Wushuang and listen to wonderful jokes! Next time you want to listen to a good joke, please remember to rub the Nine Rings ring, the password is: Rub rub, rub on the smooth ring!"

Then the white light flashed and disappeared.

Clover was already laughing and couldn't help but open her mouth to say a "like", which means that she liked it.

Bai Qianyu looked amused and angry: "This Ji Wushuang can make an empty city plan into a paragraph, and the brain hole in this head is only afraid that it has been opened into a black hole!" looked at the nine consecutive rings on the ring finger of his right hand: "This ring has nine functions, and the third function turns out to be 'paragraph', I don't know what tricks the latter functions will give him......"

Just then, the guard walked in with his head bowed, holding a tray with a red cloth covering it.

"General Wei, this is a gift from General Yingyi outside the city. "Guan Hudao.

"'General Yan Chop' is different?" Wei Xiao was slightly surprised: "He's finally here!"

When Bai Qianyu and Clover were watching the puppet show and laughing with their stomachs, although Wei Xiao's eyes were staring at the puppet in front of him, his mind had drifted to nowhere.

After watching the whole puppet show, he didn't even laugh from beginning to end.

Bai Qianyu knew that he was worried about the attack of the demon army, stood up, took the tray from Guan Gu's hand, brought it to Wei Xiao, and uncovered the red cloth covering it-

Several people were stunned, and on the tray, there was a white and fluffy steamed bun, still steaming.

They really couldn't imagine what the purpose of Ying Yiqi came to send such a hot steamed bun.

Wei Xiao picked up the steamed bun from the tray, looked at it front and back, and then slowly broke it away from the middle.

In the middle of the steamed bun, a truncated finger suddenly appeared!

It was a person's middle finger, with a neat section, obviously cut off by a sharp blade, and there was a little blood on the steamed bun, and there was an iron ring on the root of the finger.

Wei Xiao picked up the middle finger, pinched it in his hand, and looked at it carefully.

The finger is like a meat filling sandwiched in the middle of the steamed bun, which has been steamed and soft, and the iron ring on the finger is engraved in the shape of a triangular grain truck, Wei Xiao took off the ring from the broken finger, looked at the ring, and saw that there was a "source" engraved inside.

"It's Ti Ying's ring from Gu Yuan, the grain official!" Wei Xiao said in a deep voice, holding the iron ring in the palm of his hand, clenching it hard, and the steamed iron ring made a "sneer" sound of burning the skin and flesh.

Then Wei Xiao didn't seem to feel pain, and slowly approached the fist that clenched the iron ring to his forehead: "Yingyi sent someone to rob the grain truck, killed Gu Yuan, and then cut off his finger to demonstrate to me, as I expected, his army has surrounded Zilu Pass at this moment, and our grain route has been completely cut off by him!"

He put the severed finger back on the tray and instructed the guard: "Wrap this severed finger in a cloth and bury it in the ground, if it is ......" He gritted his teeth: "If you can find Gu Yuan's body, then bury them together!"

After that momentary blow, Wei Xiao had completely calmed down, his eyes were as cold as ice, he stood up, put on the white moon cloak, and strode out.

Above the city, the war clouds were low, and the clouds were like waves, stretching to the sky.

And under the city wall, behind a large banner with the word "Ying" written on it, the demon army dressed in black armor was neatly arranged, the swords were like a forest, reflecting the sunlight between the dark clouds, and the murderous aura was strong, from under the city wall, row by row extended outward, until the sky as far as the eye could see.