601 Entering the East by Boat, Hundred Losses to the Taoists
The extras Yi Majin, with a bright face, smiled like a chrysanthemum: "Eagle Lord is early!"
- "Oh. ”
The gynecological saint Yi Ma Xie looked flattering, smiling like a sunflower: "Good Eagle Master!"
- "Hmm. ”
The dragon set character Yi Mada, with a look of adoration, smiled like a plum blossom "eagle ......"
- "It's endless, isn't it? Get out, get out, get out of here, go and do my business! If you can't get a beauty list within three days, watch me break your dog's legs!"
The extras dispersed in a hurry, and then as famous and surnamed characters, An Erle and Hu Shubao came up, and their big faces were sneering: "Lord Eagle......"
"You guys are also here for this? believe it or not, I'm really beating people!" The appearance of a group of big men drooling and licking their faces around is too terrifying, and Yang Qi is not in a good mood, so he is naturally not angry.
"No, that, Lord Ying, last night on Qingcheng Mountain, we ...... It's a shame not to fight side by side with Lord Ying!" The two of them looked sad and remorseful, and kept beating their chests and feet, looking full of remorse.
Yang Qi didn't eat this: "Shame on you eggs, don't beat around the bend, hurry up and say, what the hell is going on!"
"Uh......" was recognized! An Erle and Uncle Hu ≥ Bao glanced at each other, and at the same time put away the realistic confession, and then said with a smile: "That, Lord Ying, Qingxuguan was burned by you, you are really powerful and domineering." But what about "Three Peaks Mining Tactics", are you also ...... Ah, this, I also know that this matter sounds like a shameless matter, but didn't you also say that the brothers of the united front should be open-minded and communicate together, so can you ......?"
"Alright, alright. I knew it would be like this. Yang Qi took out a booklet. shook it in his hand: "This is "Three Peaks Mining Tactics". Who wants?"
"I-!" "I, I!" In an instant, all the thieves who were originally doing their own things appeared in front of Yang Qi's eyes, their eyes were bare, their mouths were open, and they were panting in their throats.
Huh? It looks like a wild dog fighting for food, so-
"This way, this way. Yang Qi shook the booklet to the left, and the thieves immediately all walked to the left.
"Look at it again. "Swing to the right again, and the thieves will follow to the right in unison.
So smart, that's good—"Let's go!" waved his hand, and the pamphlet spun like a frisbee and flew off into the distance. Immediately, a group of lewd thieves was like a pack of dogs fighting for frisbees. Screaming and scrambling to run away. With a click, the pamphlet fell to the ground, and the dozens of men who followed it pounced on the pamphlet one after another, and the rugby players instantly stacked a big arhat, and like a comic special effect, they immediately scuffled and fluttered into a cloud of tumbling dust.
"Whew, it's finally clean. Yang Qi let out a sigh and rubbed her temples, slightly upset.
Although I don't want to write it down, all the contents of "Three Peaks Mining Tactics" are indeed memorized meticulously. What was written in that booklet just now is indeed its formula. But of course, it's a cut castration harmony version. Nine tenths of it was deleted in one go, leaving only the last one-tenth, which was painless and harmless. It's a prestige. Of course, with the glorious deeds of the Eagle Lord's angry slaughter, An Erle and they don't dare to expect the full version, and there is a pollution-free version that is already happy.
Speaking of prestige, yesterday a fire burned Qingxuguan, but it burned fame. Sure enough, it is a murderous arson gold belt, and the gods and ghosts are afraid of the wicked. Notoriety often translates into some kind of inexplicable other respect, anyway, when Jia Tengying reappeared, his title had been unified into "Eagle Master".
"With such a ruthless person as Eagle Ye, the united front will definitely be prosperous!" "Eagle Lord is undoubtedly the first 'prostitute winner', if anyone is not convinced, ask me Niu San's board axe!" "Eagle Ye is probably already the number one prostitute in the world." Arguments such as this have become the mainstream ideology of the united front. And how did this mainstream idea ferment, and how An Erle and Hu Shubao explained the events to the thieves, Yang Qi didn't care about this at all and didn't want to explore it at all.
It's enough for us to become the uncrowned king of the world's lewd thieves, and the others care about him. As for the original initiator, Fu Yanjie, he has long been forgotten. Just like a certain [beep] solo show, wash and wash healthier!
And last night's action was generally ...... It's a mess, but the desired effect has been achieved. In last night's arrest operation, the most damned ones have been "damaged in battle". When the prostitute thieves returned to Chengdu and got together, they found that a few disgusting guys had suddenly disappeared, and the purity of the team immediately improved a lot.
In short, the united front has now been formally established. Its characteristics guide it naturally has a strong vitality, and it will take Chengdu as the www.biquge.info of the pen and the flower thief with strong initiative as the seed, transcending the restrictions of nationality and quickly sweeping the whole world. This organization will have an extremely developed intelligence network and internal sharing mechanism, and if some rules are formulated in the future, it will be just around the corner to get on the right track.
It won't be long before it becomes an important source of intelligence. Even indecent intelligence can have a high-class effect. For example, first grasp the information of all the thieves, and then let the thief team that has no one in the world accurately attack and eliminate those bastards who make the widow look unpleasant - this is the real top food inside and outside hahaha!
None of this bothered Yang Qi, what made her unhappy was that the old Taoist priest couldn't see anyone dead or dead, and was rescued by a master who was good at hiding traces, and he didn't even leave a taste.
After coming back, I inquired, there are countless Taoist temples on Qingcheng Mountain, and generally speaking, they can be regarded as the southern branch of the Daomen. In this era when the Qingcheng Sword Sect had not yet snatched the evil sword spectrum and played the Sichuan opera to change its face, these Taoist temples ruled the entire Qingcheng Mountain. The public relations image of the Qingxuan to the outside world seems to be very good, giving people a sense of indifference to fame and fortune, being a superior person in the world, and not fighting for gold and silver, and it still has a very high status in the hearts of nearby residents and believers.
In particular, the master of the pure void view, the old Taoist priest of the Taoist number Baicheng Taoist, has won wide praise for his good skin that is very high-grade no matter how he looks at it. Honorary titles such as "Old Immortal" and "Living Immortal" have received more than the current provincial and department-level cadres, so Jia Tengying is on fire. It was in this circle that it was completely on fire. The name of the Adversary. Spread the word. I believe that as long as the Eagle Lord shows his face somewhere, he will show his face publicly. There will definitely be bull-nosed old roads coming up to find trouble.
"Damn, I didn't expect someone to fight the corpse ......" Yang Qi held his cheeks and looked gloomy: "Anyway, where did Sanmiao go, if he showed up to help mend the knife, even if it was to help see the scene or something, wouldn't everything be done?"
In her original plan, the praying mantis caught the cicada and the yellow finch was behind, and the thieves went up the mountain to steal the book, and no one in the world arrested anyone afterwards. In order to succeed in the first battle, all three masters were dispatched. It's a good plan to divide and attack, and so on. But all plans are for people to execute. Because Jia Tengying still has to act with the thief, the time is in a hurry, and he doesn't tell a lot, but just roughly talks about the ideas, and the rest is up to others to improvise.
Wu Jianniang strained quite well.
That night, the old pervert shouted at the mountains for so long that no one came to help, and the reason was that Wu Jianniang dragged the footsteps of others. The master of the Wuzhen Sect, the first major sect in Qingcheng Mountain, and several other old Taoist priests, encountered an elusive palm wind in the dark jungle. Wu Zhengfeng did not show up, nor did he show up. But one person encircled a lot of helpers and bought a lot of time.
Such a powerful teammate. You have to get a reward.
But Mrs. Sanmiao......
"Master Ying, where is the tall beautiful lady beside you?" Mrs. Sanmiao's "professionalism" left a deep impression on all the prostitutes, and she was already a kanban girl in the united front.
"Who knows where it went. A small talk from the dragon turned on the black face mode of the eagle master, and he murmured with a shadowy face: "Don't come when you should come, don't come when you shouldn't......"
"It's against her!" Lord Eagle's thigh is current, Kanban Niang or something is a floating cloud, and the extras immediately have an exaggerated expression: "Lord Eagle, the girls just don't clean up, and if you give three points of color, you dare to open a dyeing workshop." This kind of stinky girl, you have to teach her a good lesson, let her know who is the master! Eagle master, you are merciful and cherished, but when dealing with the mother-in-law, you can't be too soft-hearted. ”
"Soft-hearted, hum!" Jia Tengying patted the armrest of the seat and stood up, shouting at all the thieves: "Pay attention: in short, now that the program is also available, the rules have been set, the organizational form has been created, the strategic goals and development plans have been determined, and the double-cultivation method has also been obtained. That being the case, I declare that the First Congress of the United Front of the Prostitutes -- has come to a successful conclusion!
"Whew---!"
Ten minutes later, Yang Qi shook off all his tails and came to the temporary station in Chengdu where no one was in the world.
As soon as she entered the door, she sniffled and smelled a familiar fragrance, so she immediately said angrily: "You dead cow, you're finally back, and you won't show me up!"
"Cow?" In the puzzled eyes of the little sisters, Mrs. Sanmiao rushed over. As she ran, the eyes of the little sisters were involuntarily sucked over, and the pair of slightly oversized things on her chest bounced up and down, and then they all understood: "It turns out that this is a cow, good image!"
"Master, the slave and maid please sin~~" Mrs. Sanmiao floated over, and in an extremely beautiful dance posture - she fell to the ground and hugged her thighs, and said with a pity expression: "Master, slave and maid ......"
"Stop talking nonsense, come over to me. Yang Qi was completely immune to her cuteness, and grabbed it and went to the back room: "Anyway, it's not good to teach you a good time today!"
"Lord, master, this ......" Mrs. Sanmiao's face was very delicate, and the panic of fear was mixed with the inexplicable excitement of trembling, and she was dragged into the back room. Bang, the door closed, blocking the sight of all the little girls. "Pap", "Bang", "Uh-huh", "Bang-la" and other strange sound effects were staged in turn, making the little girls who were curious and watching outside look at each other, and they didn't know why. In front of the sound that made people blush and heartbeat, they were curious and wanted to peep, and they were shy and couldn't move their legs.
In the end, half an hour later, Yang Qi pushed open the door of the house and walked out refreshed. And behind her, Mrs. Sanmiao followed with her eyebrows lowered like a quail, and a tray in her hand. There were also a number of cups and bowls in the tray, which seemed to hold some mysterious object. The mysterious thing exudes a wonderful aroma, and when you smell it, it is not ordinary, and I don't know what it is.
"Let's go. Yang Qi walked all the way to the backyard, and Mrs. Sanmiao followed closely all the way. As we progressed, the smell of medicine in the air gradually increased. It's like you've come to a drugstore. Lift the curtain at the back and walk into the house. There are a lot of people in there who are busy doing something. Look closely. There were many people lying in a row on several beds in this big house, and they were the women who had been rescued from the underground palace.
These women were all young people between the ages of sixteen and twenty, and they were supposed to be pretty girls with good looks and full of femininity. But now most of them are unconscious, their faces are gray, their hair is yellow, their eye sockets are deep, and they have no vitality and vitality, like the living dead who have been sucked dry by monsters. A little better. He is also weak, just as he will get sick when a wind blows.
"Are you here?" Wu Zhengfeng walked over, she had been taking care of her here for a long time.
"I've brought a lot of 'Gynecology Holy Hand' medicines, so I'll see if I can use them later. Yang Qi glanced around: "How is it?"
"Not good. Wu Zhengfeng frowned slightly, and said hatefully: "That "Three Peaks Picking Tactics" is really an evil skill that will be destroyed by heaven and earth, among these girls, the lighter ones have been taken Yin Yuan, and the heavier ones have even taken away a lot of Life Yuan. If there is no Pei Yuan magic medicine, I am afraid that my life will not be long. It's hateful, I really didn't think of it. If I had known that this was the case, I would have come early in the morning to clear my mind. Whoever stops him will destroy him, and he will not let so many people be poisoned!"
"Give this to them. Yang Qi pointed to the tray in Mrs. Sanmiao's hand: "This thing, although it can't be regarded as a miracle medicine, but few people in the world can get it." Hey, cow, you're finally getting some handy, blushing or something. ”
Mrs. Sanmiao snorted, a rare look of shame.
"This thing...... Maybe. If you are in a hurry, you can't manage so much. Wu Zhengfeng distributed it to people, and fed people one bite at a time. Yang Qi got a small amount of dilution and purification liquid, mixed it together and poured it down, which seemed to have some effect.
"The slave and maid coincidentally learned a mental method, which may cure the lack of yin yuan. Mrs. Sammiao replied shyly.
"Mental method?"
"Just about to show the two masters, the slave and maid lost the mountain road last night, and failed to meet the master, which delayed the big event. But she stumbled into a Taoist temple by mistake......" Mrs. Sanmiao told the story, and Yang Qi and Wu Zhengfeng knew what she had experienced - no accident, she also touched the wrong door.
It's dark, there is no light, life is unfamiliar, acting alone, and it is a different world, and Mrs. Sanmiao is gorgeously lost. She is the best at sound skills, listening to the sound all the way, but walking into an echo valley. The voice that was originally heard was really real, but in an instant, it was chaotic and could not distinguish between north and south. There is no way, at this time, she can only rely on a woman's intuition, and under the unreliable intuition, she really found a place.
A small Taoist temple sits quietly in the shade of a bamboo forest. Mrs. Sanmiao sneaked in instantly, but she didn't see Yang Qi's shadow. Knowing that she had touched the wrong place, but in line with the principle that thieves do not go empty, she still took a turn in that Taoist temple by the way. And this turn made her discover something good. After sneaking into a well-guarded secret room, she discovers a very profound and mysterious formula. At that time, the situation was complicated, and she could not transcribe it, but she memorized it word by word.
The text was quite long, and there were many illustrated notes, and I memorized it for a long time. After reciting it, he looked for an opportunity to sneak out of the Taoist temple. After finding no one in Dujiangyan, he knew that he had missed the big army, so he rushed back to Chengdu all the way non-stop, and was caught by Yang Qi just after he arrived.
Hearing this, Yang Qi wanted to interject and spit out: Inner Yin and Yang, Outer Yin and Yang, Wuzhen School, people can touch the place, how many Taoist temples are there on this Qingcheng Mountain!
"That exercise is called the Dragon and Tiger Neidan Sutra. Mrs. Sanmiao said: "It is a profound method of self-cultivation of yin and yang and self-cultivation of heaven and earth. After cultivating, the yin and yang in the body help each other, and the magic is very wonderful, maybe you can save something. ”
"I hope so. Wu Zhengfeng looked at the corpse-like patient on the bed, and then looked at his busy subordinates, and couldn't help but sigh: "The lone ranger can really do very little, if you really want to show your will, you really need everyone to work together and move forward side by side." ”
Yang Qi nodded and didn't speak, only said to herself in her heart: That old pervert doesn't know if he is dead or not, but it's better not to die, Lao Tzu still thinks that it is too light to abuse you. The next time you meet, you'll be sure to enjoy a whole set of more advanced sour feelings!
That night, "Jia Tengying" received information from the united front: Guo Xiang had indeed gone to Songshan, traveled all day long, had no fixed direction, and might go to Shaolin Temple.
At the same time, the "Peach Blossom Thief" received information from no one in the world: the development of the Western Regions is good. No one in the world chooses the best to absorb. It has expanded to 500 people. Other. There was an abnormality in Shaolin in the Western Regions, and he sent his disciples to the Central Plains. According to the investigation, some people will look for Songshan Shaolin bad luck, rumored to be the three saints of Kunlun He Zudao.
"The Three Sages of Kunlun...... Yang Qi pinched his chin and looked at the sky and the earth with great doubts: "When I hear this name, I always feel that there seems to be a big branch." But what is it, why can't I remember it, shouldn't it, Lao Tzu has dreamed of it...... Never mind. Whatever, we'll talk about it then. ”
The next day, the three of them took the lead and set off from Chengdu by boat to the east, and went down to the south of the Yangtze River in the turbulence.
On the same day, at noon, a man opened his eyes in a tent somewhere.
It's the old way.
It hurts, it hurts endlessly.
Arms, waist, legs, shoulders, chest, meridians, dantian, all hurt. Where it was hit by a fist print. It's not just so hot that it feels like it's been burned by a soldering iron, it's better like it's like being smashed by a sledgehammer.
What kind of kung fu is that? Why is it also unbeatable? But that person's internal strength can break through my body protection qi wall?
Hmm, it hurts, my waist hurts like it's broken...... But the most painful thing is the face.
By the way, that bastard who killed a thousand knives has already taken my face!
Lao Dao's heart twitched, and he was about to raise his hand to touch his face, but a person appeared in his vision. It was a man dressed in a strange costume with his head and face covered in a hood. The man came to the bedside where Lao Dao was lying, condescendingly, with a hoarse voice and a stiff Chinese: "Awake?"
"Who are you?" moved his mouth, and Lao Dao felt that his face hurt even more.
The strange man spoke very slowly, and there was an inexplicable sense of oppression: "Aren't the Han people the most benevolent, I saved you, and you don't want to repay but come to question me?"
"Repay? Hmph!" Lao Dao rolled his eyes and looked around, and when he saw the style of furnishings in the tent, he immediately understood: "Are you a Mongolian person?
"Hahaha, you still have the leisure to care about this now, see for yourself!" The strange man picked up a bronze mirror and hung it in front of Lao Dao, and Lao Dao was immediately stunned when he saw the bronze mirror. With the rotation of the bronze mirror, he saw his whole body clearly, and his teeth immediately creaked: "This, this!-ah--!!"
In the mournful screams of the old man, the strange man's deep voice was still clearly audible: "This seat is a sacrifice of the Immortal Heavenly God Sect, and it is incompatible with the southern branch of the Middle Earth Dao Gate. But this seat saved you, but the Daomen abandoned you, and you said, what should you do?"
"Ahh After a while, when he opened his eyes, his eyes were all dark blue, and his voice was like the vicious voice of the devil: "I want women, many, many women!"
"It's just a two-legged sheep. The strange man made a promise, then leaned down and whispered, "The question is, what can you do?"
"As long as you give me a woman, I will do whatever you ask me to do!" Lao Dao has no care about anything, he really has no face now, and naturally he doesn't need to ask for face anymore.
"That's fine. The strange man nodded, and said with satisfaction: "From now on, you will follow this seat." By the way, you need to have a new name. You used to claim to be 100%, but in the end you didn't achieve anything, so you can see that the name is all the opposite. Then, from now on, you will be called a hundred losses, a hundred losses Taoist. ”
"Hundred Losses Daoist ......" Lao Dao lost his mind slightly, and from now on, he was cut off from the past. From this moment on, there is no more Baicheng of fairy wind Dao bones in the world, only the hundred losses of evil ghosts in the world.
"By the way," said the strange man, turning back as he was leaving, and asked solemnly, "who was the one who wounded you?"
"The little mongrel who suffered a thousand knives claimed to be a flower thief, but such a blazing pure yang internal force was impossible for a child. The Taoist gritted his teeth and said firmly: "His body is strong, his kung fu is strong, and he is also the hard palm fingering, except for Shaolin's iron arm gong, iron cloth shirt, and vajra fingers, he doesn't think about it." I know the number of roads in the palm of my fingers, and this person must have something to do with Shaolin! Shaolin! I don't share the sky with you!"
When the whistling sound containing infinite hatred soared into the sky, the strange man chuckled twice: "Shaolin, what a coincidence......" (To be continued......
ps: I lied, I really wrote it last night, and I got up early this morning to write it, but I wrote 3,000 words and found that it was not enough at all, so I wrote it solidly and made up 6k in the afternoon to send a big chapter. In the next chapter, I need to read the original book and write it again, after all, I read it thirteen or fourteen years ago, and I can't remember many places clearly.
In addition, for students in many places, the college entrance examination has ended. Shou hereby wishes the candidates friendship and style...... Ahem, sorry, stringed. It should be: no regrets in the exam, and the results are red!