"Spring, thirty - return to the mother?!" Fang Lingji stared at someone Yang who was thinking hard, and the expression on her little face was very exciting. Next to her, Luo Yuxi covered her mouth and patted the floor, already laughing almost anymore. This kind of season + number + gender name is really too recognizable. Throughout the history of film, there are not many names that can be more refreshing than "Thirteen Aunts", and Chun Thirty Niang is one of them.

Fang Lingji stretched out his finger and pointed at his little face to ponder for a moment, and muttered: "I have heard the legend of the rivers and lakes that in ancient times, there was a heroic man named Xiao Shiyi Lang, who was quite a match with you. ”

"Poofha!" Luo Yuxi couldn't help it at all, and laughed.

Xiuyu and Yang returned to Yihua Village that day—of course, secretly at night. Yang also has a basic sense of shame now, swaggering by in front of dozens of women wearing only underwear in broad daylight, he seems to know that it is a very unreliable thing.

After a period of time, Night Lily finally dispelled the purple mist in the valley and restored the heavens and the earth to clarity. The battle between the Shifting Flower Princess and the Silver Sword King was not lost, and she chased and killed no less than fifty miles with her ass, and finally hit her opponent hard. However, she was not complacent, but sullen, she originally intended to kill the Silver Sword King on the spot, and in the end only let him escape with injuries, which was really unpleasant.

After this battle, the village of Yihua was injured and severely zhòng. The invaders of that day came for information, so after the war it was like a locust crossing the border. Countless books, materials, calligraphy and paintings were robbed, but fortunately, they were all ordinary goods. In fact, this time I came to this small valley, purely because the two princesses came out to travel and relax, and the Yihua Village was also a temporary residence. Nothing special.

Of course. If it is really the base camp of protecting the country. I'm afraid that Lady Sanmiao and the Silver Sword King may not dare to stretch out their hands.

In terms of personnel, the loss is not large, and the most troublesome thing is the poison: the Ten Evil Scattered Souls. Because the medical drugs and equipment were also smashed and overturned by the intruders, the medical officers were unable to start the treatment. But after her sleepless deliberation and research, she concluded that these ten evil scattered souls and the existing poisons on the rivers and lakes were not the same path at all.

It is not accurate to say that these ten evil souls are poisons, first, it will not directly damage lives, and second, it will not have the indication of poisoning, and it cannot be detected by ordinary poison testing methods. Therefore, this kind of Ten Evil Scattered Souls is very hidden when poisoned, and it is difficult to cure after being hit.

The palace ladies couldn't hold their breath right now. A body of true qi is like being poisoned by sweat, obviously there is it, but it just can't be used. The medical officer said that this loose qi was first caused by water, and it could only be solved by water. The solution she proposed was to drink more clean water, use good water to metabolize poisonous water, and detoxify it with the body's own repair function.

Drink more water when you are sick, and restart when you crash, it's really the same in any world. Drink a lot and urinate a lot, and spill out sickness and poison. So the women's toilet has been more popular recently. In short supply.

The fool also played on his medical memory, providing a diuretic miracle - the formula of sugar saline. Oh no. Now he can't be called a fool, he now has a name, called Yang Chun Thirty Niang - it is said that the surname "Yang" and the name starting with the word "Chun" are really inexplicably happy, Fang Lingji directly laughed and collapsed.

As the process of drinking more and urinating more, the situation began to improve, and it seems to be working. But the situation of the two princesses is not so optimistic, they are not poisoned by water, but by the Silver Sword King and the Lady of the Three Wonders using unknown methods. The method of drinking water to detoxify does not work, and can only be resisted.

During the first battle of Kotani, many prisoners were also captured, that is, those men in pants, for the purpose of extorting confessions, and wanted to obtain as much information as possible, maybe there were clues to the detoxification. But alas, these men in pants were really drugged, delirious, and died not long after. Tong Guò overdrew their short lives, giving them false powers, and they were considered the mass production cannon fodder of Mrs. Sanmiao.

From this day on, the two princesses have been in retreat, thinking that they are using their innate skills to force poison. At the same time, everyone set off and left the valley with a clear banner. Although the surprise attack was repulsed, even the night lily could smell an ominous aura. There will be chaos on the rivers and lakes, and the small valley in the wilderness is really unsafe, so he must return to the base camp of the protector of the country.

Therefore, the gorgeous convoy hit the road again, and the group headed towards the northern end of the flower country. All the way to Yangguan Avenue, along the way the government respectfully welcomed, the line of sitting and lying are exquisite. Far from prosperous, but not partial, it not only reflects the dignity of the heavenly family, but also can see the vigilance and tension. Yang and Luo Yuxi accompanied him and also shared a carriage.

Luo Yuxi can still be with Fang Lingji and walk around occasionally, but Yang is sitting in the carriage all the way. If you don't show up and don't get out of the car, it's like you're back in the old fool mode.

But Night Lily knew that Yang had a purpose in doing so, he was sitting in town and protecting the convoy. Now that the skills of the two princesses have regressed and the palace ladies have been collectively poisoned, he has become one of the most important combat forces in the entire team.

After the two princesses discussed it secretly, Shifting Flower also took care of her with a mysterious face - from now on, this prince has a unique identity and must not be taken lightly. What kind of identity is it, I didn't say anything. But it doesn't matter if she doesn't take care of her, after the first battle of Xiaogu, all the palace maids were impressed by Yang. Everyone's attitude towards him changed and became something of some mixture of awe, adoration, curiosity, etc.

There are only two people who haven't changed, that is, Fang Lingji and Luo Yuxi. Fang Lingji can still be heartless and foolish, and Luo Yuxi has never belittled Yang from the beginning. When Fang Lingji was talking to him about the mountain, Luo Yuxi was listening and laughing beside him.

On the fourth day after the convoy departed, in Yang's car, the first conversation took place.

"Do you have a lost soul? Fang Lingji pointed her finger at the door of Yang's head, as if she wanted to turn her finger into a drill to drill open this stupid braincase: "No matter how you say it, the name of Chun Thirty Niang is really ...... Sister Yuxi, you smile so deeply, you seem to know something?"

Luo Yuxi stopped snickering, nodded and said, "I know that Chun Thirty Niang is one of us, uh...... Heroine, very famous in our generation. He should be ......" I thought about it for a long time, and I didn't think of a euphemistic word. Luo Yuxi could only tell the truth: "It's funny." "There are many more synonyms. For example, two [beep], teasing [beep] and the like. Relatively speaking, Xiu Tease is already very tactful.

"Woman?" Yang nodded: "It seems that there is such a thing, can you say more?" He just needs memory triggering now, and he feels that a large part of the memory in his mind is blurred. It's as if you're looking through frosted glass, but the scenery that was originally clear is blurry all of a sudden.

Luo Yuxi stopped smiling, looking at Yang's distress and confusion about not faking, she suddenly felt a little touched. Obviously, he is such a strong master, what happened to him to make him forget himself? No matter what it is, it must be a painful thing that he can't imagine.

In this completely unfamiliar world. The man in front of him is the only relative, the only proof that the world has existed. The feminine sentimentality came up all of a sudden, and Luo Yuxi nodded: "Okay, I'll help you recall." Supreme Treasure, Spring Thirty Niang, Bai Jingjing, Zixia Fairy, remember?"

"I seem to be a little impressed......

Don't remember it yet? Then say more: "Stephen Chow, Journey to the West, remember?"

Yang suddenly raised his eyebrows and slapped his palm. Suddenly, he said: "There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it." I didn't regret it until I lost it......" The fragments of memory hit my heart, and something profound flashed in front of my eyes. Yang was distracted for a moment, and he felt that something very important was about to emerge from the fog of memory.

But at this moment, Fang Lingji suddenly screamed out, interrupting the memory that was about to come out. "What are you, you fool talking about!" Fang Lingji blushed with shame: "You actually played a hooligan in front of this girl!"

Yang immediately looked at her with empty eyes: "It's not to tell you, what are you excited about." ”

"You, you, how can you talk like that!" Fang Lingji waved her small fist in disdain, and then her eyes rolled and she smiled: "Forget it, it seems that you idiot really can't remember your name, why don't you give you a new name?"

"Linghime, what nonsense. Luo Yuxi immediately stopped: "The name was taken by the parents, how can it be changed at will?"

"Even if it's not a name, you have to have a code name, it can't always be called Yang Gongzi and Yang Gongzi, my goosebumps are coming out. ”

As soon as Yang heard this, he was interested, but he himself could see it better than Luo Yuxi: "Then what do you say is the appropriate code name?"

"Well, let me think about it...... Your surname is Yang, and you are a fool......" Fang Lingji suddenly snapped her fingers, and a light bulb seemed to light up on her head, and she said excitedly: "How about calling Yang Dan?"

Bang, Yang slashed with a decisive hand knife.

"Ah, it hurts! If you don't like it, just say it, there are other options, such as Yang Du, Yang Gua, Yang Silly ......"

Bang bang bang, merciless continuous hand knife. Fang Lingji hugged her head and ran away, but Yang showed a thoughtful look slightly. Yang Gourd, Yang Silly, it seems, a little familiar, but it is not clear what to say. "I can't really call it a bayam, right?" he was a little worried, if he really called a bayoka, it would be too big.

He is now more and more human.

At night, in the silence, Yang left the camp alone and walked into a small forest. The moon is in the sky, and there are people under the moon, who are the princesses of embroidered jade. After returning from the underground, he was not seen for several days, and the two of them did not see each other. Today I finally sent a message to him and asked him to come out for a while.

The light was shining all over the place, and the shadows of the trees were swaying, and the light was enough for the two of them. This time, Xiuyu changed her usual elegance and wore a plain dress like a fairy dress. Her long hair was carefully combed, and she wore a beautiful headdress on her head. On weekdays, Xiuyu would never be dressed like this, but today it was carefully cleaned up. Standing quietly under the moon, a simple back is enough to hook the soul of ninety percent of men in the world.

"You're beautiful. Yang's aesthetic has recovered greatly, but the way of conversation is biased towards primitive people: "But the skirt is too long, and it looks better if it is shorter." ”

"You!" Xiuyu suddenly turned around, ashamed and annoyed, and finally sighed: "I haven't seen you for so long, and you are still so hated, you really haven't changed at all." "There is no one in the world who can make her so angry, but the man in front of her can easily get angry with her, and she is like a nemesis. Forget it, if you keep being angry with him, you can't continue the topic at all, Xiuyu cleaned up her mood and said: "That, I called you here today for nothing else, just to return your clothes." ”

She pulled out a piece of clothing. It's that kung fu suit. Yang took it and took a look. It's clean and neat. The previous damage has been repaired with fine stitches. If it weren't for the eyesight, I wouldn't even be able to see that it had been broken, such as Lingji's good time. Yang immediately laughed happily with a mouthful of white teeth: "Ah, thank you! Did you sew it, it was so good!"

"Well......" Xiuyu couldn't help but bow her head, her cheeks were slightly red, and her fingers couldn't help pinching the corners of her clothes to play with them.

Yang unfolded his clothes and looked at it, nothing more, nothing less. As is. He nodded his head and exclaimed: "I didn't expect you to be able to do needlework, like you, who was born as a cow, has good looks, and has strong kung fu, and is definitely rated as a goddess in our family, and you still know how to do housework, it's really amazing!"

"It's such an exaggeration. Xiuyu couldn't stand this straightforward compliment, but she was very happy, and couldn't help but smile slightly: "By the way, you often talk about your home, where is it." Far away?"

"Well, far away. ”

"How far is it? on the other side of the clouds and mountains?"

"More than that. It's even farther away, and it's almost the same outside the sky. Yang scratched his head: "By the way, how is your poison, have you recovered your strength?"

"There are a lot of stability, but it is not a day's work to drive away drugs, and I am afraid there is still a lot of time. After Xiuyu answered, the two were silent for a moment, as if there was no more to talk about. Xiuyu pondered for a long time, and finally said with a red face: "That, Yang ...... Childe, I have something to ask for. ”

Yang looked at the embroidered jade with a blushing face, and suddenly smiled, and smiled very warmly: "If it's about secrecy, I can promise you that I will never tell anyone about the things in the underground cave." ”

"Huh?" Hearing Yang say this, Xiuyu suddenly stared at each other with wide eyes in surprise. This fool is sometimes stupid, but sometimes he is very smart, and he can see through her intentions at once. "Well, that's appreciated. Xiuyu exhaled, and then said to Yang seriously: "Regarding your soul loss disease, I am also trying to find a way, and I already have a slight eyebrow." No matter what, I will heal you. ”

"Haha, it's so reliable, then it's up to you. Yang nodded, then turned and left. What he should say has been said, and he is going back to practice Ming Yugong.

Xiuyu couldn't help but raise her hand and open her mouth slightly, she still wanted to talk about something, but in the end she just sighed, slightly annoyed. Countless heroes and talented people on the rivers and lakes are proud to be able to talk to her for a few words, this fool is good, just leave, without hesitation at all. But at this time, Yang turned around and wondered: "By the way, we haven't seen each other for four days, is it a long time?"

"This ......" Princess Xiuyu was suddenly stunned, not knowing what to answer. Seeing this, Yang shrugged his shoulders, turned around and continued to walk, and soon left the woods. Under the moon, the embroidered jade stood still, stunned.

At this time, a voice floated out from the depths of the forest: "But I haven't seen you for four days, is it a long time?" The same words as someone Yang, but with a teasing tone in his tone, it was the voice of moving flowers. I saw Princess Shifting Flower float out from the depths of the woods like a gust of wind, poked the soft underbelly of Xiuyu with her elbow, and laughed with a smile: "Sister, it's really like not seeing each other for three days, and Shibei should be impressed for three days." Say, what the hell needs to be kept secret?"

"Y-You're eavesdropping?" Xiuyu immediately panicked.

"Hehe, now I have more power left than you, it's time for me to bully you!

"It's been so long since I was a child, and it's rare to see you dressed so beautifully, what do you want to do?"

"This is just a thank you for saving your life, so naturally it should be more formal. Xiuyu's mouth was stiff, and her eyes were flustered.

"Oh, hehe, this moon on the willow tops, the posture of people after dusk, it's really grand. Yihua smiled in a thick voice: "A woman like you who is born in a cow, has good looks, has strong kung fu, and understands housework, if a man from any family marries home to be a wife, it is really a blessing for three lives!"

"You, I won't tell you!" Xiuyu was immediately defeated, fled in a panic, and fled back with shame. Shifting flowers in place forked waist hahaha laughed three times, endlessly happy. But after laughing, he looked at the direction where Xiuyu left with flashing eyes, and whispered: "A word can make you angry, and a word can make you laugh, and let him be the protector of the flower country." Sister, you ...... But have you really figured it out? The cost is too big for people to bear. ”

From this day on, Yang did not see the shadow of embroidered jade. Two days later, the convoy arrived at a wonderful place with beautiful scenery. The mountains and rivers here depend on each other, red flowers and green willows, it is really exquisite in the world. In the midst of a landscape, a palace looms over. This palace is majestic and magnificent, and the handwriting is extraordinary.

There is a woman's grace and aesthetic atmosphere in every brick and tile, and the hollow decoration can be seen everywhere, with beautiful lines and bright colors, but the whole reveals a kind of atmosphere and large pattern. At the same time, it has a sense of a sacred place beyond the world, and a royal spirit that looks at the world, and this palace complex is more of a work of art than a building. This kind of tall style is more magnificent and beautiful than the sect architecture in any online game.

"Wow————!!" Fang Lingji's eyes immediately widened, and she couldn't close her mouth with a small mouth. Luo Yuxi is not so out of shape, she has seen a lot of luxurious buildings or something, but she is still shocked by the beauty of this palace: "What kind of place is this?"

"This is the holy place of the Flower Country, the Immortal Moon Palace. It turned out to be a flower shift that answered, only to see her appear next to Fang Lingji as if she appeared out of thin air, with a proud face: "Isn't it amazing?"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Shifting her beautiful eyes, she patted someone Yang's shoulder, and said, "Thirty mother, today is your big day, dress up later." ”

"Big day?" Yang didn't ask, Fang Lingji came first: "What big day?"

"Oh, there's no harm in telling you in advance. Yihua said calmly: "Today I will canonize him as the protector of the flower country." ”

"Dao Protector?" Fang Lingji and Luo Yuxi glanced at each other: "It sounds quite powerful." ”

"Haha, I don't know. Shifting Flowers' eyes narrowed: "The protector is responsible for taking care of the inheritance of the Flower Country Protector lineage, if something happens to the Venerable Lord's lineage, it can still be passed on." In other words, in addition to my sister and me, he will also obtain top exercises such as the Bright Moon Divine Skill and the Taishang Spiritual Dao, and his status in the Flower Country will suddenly rise to the sky. By the way, there have been three protectors in history, and all of them have become horse masters without exception!" (To be continued......)

PS: I don't think I can pass the ...... Because I'm always thinking about updates and plots, my soul is faint!Forget it, let's write more, and the exam or something goes with it~