Chapter 104: A bald fake monk begging for wine
Chapter 104 The Bald Fake Monk Who Begged for Wine (Ask for Recommendation, Collection)
"You two aren't going to ...... while I'm asleep Just ......" As she spoke, Mo Yaqiong also touched her thumbs with both hands, and the surprise in her eyes couldn't be hidden, "Are you ...... here?"
Mo Yaqiong looked around, the environment here is indeed not very good, dirty and messy, it can be described as a terrible environment.
Could it be that Xue Wei and this kid are really here...... What's ...... that?
At this moment, Ouyang Xuewei and Gu Bei were both disheveled, and even Ouyang Xuewei's upper body was not dressed at all, and even the shoulder straps of the hood had slipped off most of them.
It's no wonder that Mo Yaqiong is suspicious of her best friend Ouyang Xuewei and Gu Bei.
"Xue Wei, it can't be true, right? When did you become so open, admire, sister, I admire!"
Mo Yaqiong gave a thumbs up, but she didn't know what she had just done, almost half as good as Ouyang Xuewei, and it was even more unsightly.
Ouyang Xuewei's pretty face suddenly turned crimson, and she quickly grabbed the blouse next to her, put it on randomly, and hurriedly explained, "No, absolutely nothing happened!"
"Cut! Explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up becomes a fact!"
Mo Yaqiong glanced at the seductive red lips, and her pretty face was full of disbelief, "Besides, even if you honestly admit it, what's wrong, sister, I am from here, and I was crazy when I was young, what kind of university campus woods, teaching building rooftops, study rooms......"
Although Mo Yaqiong said this, the real woman is a woman who is open on the outside but very retro on the inside, where would she do such a thing.
"Xiao Qiong, can you be serious!" Ouyang Xuewei put on her shirt and grabbed Mo Yaqiong's arm, her face was still shy, but her beautiful eyes stared at Mo Yaqiong seriously, "You really don't remember what happened?"
I was still vaguely anxious about what had just happened, and for such a shameful thing, how could I forget it in a blink of an eye.
Ouyang Xuewei personally experienced it, and the embarrassed appearance of being moved by emotion, even if she wanted to delete it from her mind, she couldn't delete it, especially when she lost her mind and roared, rubbing her face on Gu Bei's body shamelessly, tearing and groping Gu Bei's body, these embarrassing things are still vivid in her mind.
She doesn't believe her best friend doesn't remember!
Seeing Ouyang Xuewei's serious face, not like a joke, Mo Yaqiong couldn't help but wonder in her heart, tilted her head and meditated hard for a while, and then muttered to herself: "It seems to be ...... I drank some wine, it was fragrant, fragrant, and delicious, and ...... afterward"
"What happened after that, go on...... What happened after that?" Ouyang Xuewei deliberately guided.
"After that...... I don't seem to remember anything. Mo Yaqiong said with a very innocent expression.
"Why don't you remember, after that, this kid took you into the house, and then helped you sober up, do you remember this?" Ouyang Xuewei looked a little disappointed, but gave a hint of a little.
"I don't remember," Mo Yaqiong shook her head, and suddenly exclaimed in surprise, "Ah, I seem to vaguely remember, I feel very hot, and I am very thirsty, and I want to take off my clothes, and it seems to be ...... Which guy to hold......"
"Keep ......" Ouyang Xuewei's eyes bloomed, guiding her to continue to reminisce.
"Touching and ...... "Gnawing ......" Mo Yaqiong seemed to vaguely reflect these pictures in her mind, but when she said 'touch and gnaw', her voice was almost so low that she couldn't hear it, and her pretty face was even more red like blood, and she lowered her head, not daring to look at her best friend.
"Ah, I'm ashamed, don't ask, I don't remember anything, I forgot everything......" Mo Yaqiong selectively oblivion, her head shaking like a rattle.
"Hehehe, you still don't laugh at me~~" Ouyang Xuewei suddenly laughed heartily, her best friend also has such a shameful side, it's really enjoyable.
At this time, Ouyang Xuewei finally found a psychological balance.
Seeing the state of the two women, Gu Beizhen didn't know what to say, so he couldn't help but shake his head and said secretly: Women are stupid, they are really stupid and cute.
"Stinky boy, what are you laughing at, you are not allowed to laugh if you have a wool business!" Seeing that Gu Bei was also laughing secretly, the two women couldn't help but scold at the same time, but their pretty faces were blushing more than the other.
"It smells so good...... There must be good wine, tsk, the poor monk is so blessed!"
Suddenly there was a hearty laugh outside, which immediately interrupted the embarrassment between the three of them in the small black room, "I was chased by that woman for two days and two nights, I was so tired that I couldn't breathe, I didn't expect to be able to get such a good wine, it's worth it, it's worth it, it's all worth it!"
"No, poor monk, I'm very greedy, smelling this wine, I don't want to wait for a moment, hurry up and get some taste!"
"Someone is coming, go out and have a look!" Ouyang Xuewei suddenly exclaimed.
However, at this time, Gu Bei suddenly said flatly: "If you dare to slam it, the deity will make you lose your soul!"
In the abandoned factory, in front of the stainless steel wine tank, the bald monk holding a glass and trying to bend down to scoop up water, the sloppy monk suddenly froze, and muttered: "The poor monk was only hooked by the wine, and he didn't notice that there were still people around." ”
Following the sound, the bald monk jumped and suddenly appeared outside the door of the small black house, looking at the small black house with his bare head like ten million large light bulbs.
"Ah, hey, there are really people, and there is more than one person!" The bald monk laughed shyly, and the appearance of the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes did not match the image of the monk at all, "Look at your disheveled appearance, could it be that the three of them are fighting in the field here, they are young, and their tastes are heavier than that of poor monks." ”
"Oh, Amitabha, sin, sin, the old man is rude!" the bald monk laughed, and quickly pronounced the Buddha's name with a solemn face, "Don't look at incivility, don't look at incivility!"
Muttering in his mouth, the bald monk quickly dodged to the side, as if he had bumped into something bad that had broken his vows.
"You stinky bald head, dead monk, what are you talking nonsense!"
Mo Yaqiong and the two girls were suddenly unhappy, and chased them out.
When he saw the bald monk, Gu Bei was slightly surprised, but he didn't expect it to be this product.
When Mo Yaqiong and the two daughters chased outside and wanted to trouble the bald monk, the bald monk immediately hugged his head, "The poor monk didn't see anything, he didn't know anything, don't bully the poor monk." The poor monk just came to beg for a drink, and there was no malice, no malice, and the two female benefactors also asked the adults to do a lot, don't worry about the poor monks. ”
"Hmph, count you as a monk!" Ouyang Xuewei snorted and put down her clenched fists.
"Your nose is quite sensitive, you can smell the aroma of wine here!" Gu Bei smiled coldly.
"The poor monk has no other bad habits, except wine!" The bald monk looked proud, really like a monk who had attained the Tao.
"Isn't drinking a vow!" Ouyang Xuewei Liu Ye frowned slightly and asked curiously.
"The precepts are the precepts, and the people who are not strong in their hearts, even if the precepts are hung on their mouths all day long, they will be correct!" the bald monk held the Buddha salute, "The poor monk is a person with a firm heart, even if he knows that it is a move to break the precepts, but there is a Buddha in his heart, so what's the matter." As the saying goes: Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart! The poor monk is the person who has the Buddha in his heart!"
"Cut, a set of crooked reasoning!" Ouyang Xuewei's beautiful eyes showed a touch of disdain, and she pursed her lips, "But, the wine is ours, why should we give it to you?"
"Uh......"
The bald monk looked stunned, subconsciously reached out and touched his bald head, suddenly turned his head to look at Gu Bei, the smile on his face was brighter than the blooming Qiu Ju, and he stretched out his hand to point, "I can take your husband as an apprentice, this deal is good!"
"What's good, you stinky monk, and you're talking nonsense, when did we say that this stinky boy is our husband!" The two girls screamed almost at the same time, like frightened little girls who had stepped on a snake.
"Isn't it? Could it be that the poor road miscalculated, impossible!" The bald monk couldn't help but scratch his bald head again, looked at the second girl, and quickly stretched out his other hand, turned his five fingers into an orchid, and quickly pinched his fingers.
"The hexagram shows that you are indeed married to this boy...... Hey, no, no, something is wrong,...... Qi also ...... Weird...... Why is the hexagram so weird?" the bald monk pinched his fingers, and immediately his long eyebrows twitched, and he looked as sad as walnut skin.