Chapter 2: Strange Caves
Zhen simply looked up and saw that two people in linen clothes were holding swords, no more than ten meters away from him.
Two people, one tall and one short, should be bandits.
"Boy, you dare to steal the elixir in our War Knife Village, looking for death!" The short man bandit had a pockmarked face, looking like a second uncle, shaking his body proudly, and tilting his head forty-five degrees to the sky, "Boy, we are the sword double guests of the War Sword Village, hurry up and roll over!"
"Master, I can tell you, if you don't come again, you don't want to leave today!"
The short bandit saw Zhen simply staring at him, and his eyes were a little weird.
Then, he wiped his chin casually, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and said with a smile: "Lao Tzu is handsome again, this kid has been looking at me, no, no, Lao Tzu is too handsome, you have to pay attention when you go out in the future, lest that girl can't walk when she sees Lao Tzu!"
"Ugly eight monsters!" Zhen simply said coldly: "Roll the calf, this is where the master found out!"
"Eh, you're bold!" The dwarf bandit pulled out a meter-long machete, and when he saw the little white rabbit at Zhen Shan's feet, he was immediately angry and shouted: "Stinky rabbit, you took someone to steal lark flowers again, this time Lao Tzu has to stew you!"
The little white rabbit turned around and jumped a few times, so fast that it had jumped out hundreds of meters in the blink of an eye.
"Dead rabbit!" The dwarf bandit rolled his arms and pulled his trouser legs, looking like he was going to fight, and looked back at the tall bandit and said, "Big brother, this rabbit is too fast to catch." When I go back to the cottage today, I'll get a few more rabbits, one pot each for braised rabbits, steamed, and stewed!"
The tall bandit nodded, and from time to time he wiped his tongue to taste the aftertaste.
"Boy, you still want to steal the lark flower king!" The short bandit took a few steps forward, revealing his danger, and said: "Beware of Lao Tzu catching you to the cottage, steaming, simmering, and stir-frying!"
"Stir-fry, I didn't stir-fry you, you are all considered lucky!"
"Moreover, you are robbing bandits, I robbed you of the elixir, it is called the right way to take it!" Zhen simply turned the medicinal effect of the lark flower in his body, and ran over with an arrow step, looking like he was about to grab the lark flower king.
"Boy, you're getting impatient!"
The short bandit showed his danger, jumped three or four meters in one step, and came to the side of the Bailing Flower King in two or three steps, and twitched the machete to slash Zhen Ran's neck, the blade was only a few centimeters away from the neck.
Zhen simply widened his eyes and said in his heart: "Bet!
He leaned forward a little, his hand grasped the lark flower king, his neck was slashed by a blade, and the rope tied to the black dragon-shaped jade pendant was cut off, and the jade pendant fell to the ground.
"Dead dwarf!" Zhen simply took two or three steps back, flipped around in the air, and found a cave in the distance, so he ran towards the cave.
"Boy, steal the lark Kao, Lao Tzu must have chopped you up today!" The short bandit, looking back at the tall bandit while chasing, asked: "Big brother, it's okay if the rabbit runs away, our braised human flesh has arrived!"
"Brother Haole!" the tall bandit stepped forward, and suddenly saw something under his feet, "Jade Pei?"
He bent down to pick up the black dragon-shaped jade pendant, and when he touched it, it was quite gentle, and then he said to himself: "This kid should be from a good background, and he should carry a good jade pendant with him, uncle, I will put it away first! Go back and show it to Xiao Cuihua, maybe it can be worth a lot of spars." ”
The tall bandit held the jade pendant in his arms, and looked up to see that Zhen Shan and the short bandit had already run to the edge of the cave.
"Stop, you kid has the ability not to run!"
"Stop, Sticky Pig ......"
The short and fat man chased to the pool outside the cave, exhaled heavily, and shouted: "Boy, you rely on my master and I am fat, I can't outrun you, you have the ability not to move!"
"Tell me not to move, you're afraid your head is in the water!" Zhen simply turned his head to see that the inside of the cave was pitch black.
"Bastard, do you dare to scold the handsome and dashing master?" one by one the bandits held up the machete and said: "Boy, if it weren't for the fact that the master hadn't advanced to the Heavenly Realm, he would have killed you with a knife!"
Zhen simply dismissed, "In your life, don't even think about breaking through the acquired realm!"
He closed his eyes suddenly, mobilized the remaining internal energy in his body, and turned sharply to run towards the cave.
When the tall bandit arrived, he subconsciously looked at the short bandit, a little dazed, "You are still not a martial artist, you only ran a few hundred meters, and you are as tired as a pig!"
"You're a pig, skinny bamboo pole!"
"Big fat pig, beckoning ears, full of oil!"
"Thin bamboo poles, light and fluttering, flying when the wind blows!"
"Dead pig's head!" The tall bandit gave the bandit a shudder in the head, and said, "Everyone is going to run away, and you don't chase it!"
"Chase!"
The tall bandit jumped over and surrounded Zhen Shan one after the other.
"Hey, hey, it depends on how you run!" The tall bandit had a scar on his face, put on a pose, and asked: "Boy, uncle, let me ask you, am I handsome!"
"You dare to say that you are not handsome, the uncle has picked your skin!"
"Yes, my eldest brother is so handsome, you must say it sincerely!"
Zhen simply looked at these two goods, a short pig's head, plus a pockmarked face, and a mouthful of big yellow teeth, which was uglier than a ghost.
The other body is not as wide as bamboo, with a scar on his face, and his neck is covered with green tendons and blood, red and green, and people who don't know still think that he crawled out of the grave, and he is old and infiltrating!
"Master is so handsome, you have to admit it!"
"Uncle, I am heroic and majestic, you have to tell the truth that I am very handsome!"
Zhen Shan almost lost his breath, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out, "Damn, I didn't escape death for a day, and I ran into these two strange goods!"
"They're handsome, who gave them confidence!"
Bang!!!
The sky was clear, but there was thunder and lightning all of a sudden.
The three of them looked up, and one after another dark clouds returned, and one after another thunder snakes burst out in all directions.
Bang!!
Bang!!
Suddenly thundered, the two bandits didn't react, Zhen's simple cheeks began to twitch, and shouted: "God, you want to split me, can you change the time!"
"Every time I hack me, I have to lie down for a day or two!"
"It's okay to split at other times, now I'm against the enemy, lord, you can split at another time!"
He pointed to the bandits who were silent in his 'beauty' and said, "Otherwise, God, you can split the two of them." ”
Bang!!
In the sky, thunderclouds became denser and denser, and silver thunder swept across the sky, and bursts of roars resounded through the heavens and the earth.
"It's been fifteen years, God, you split me once every six months, it's fun!"
"And sometimes you like to find a chance to split a few more times!"
Zhen simply wanted to cry without tears, loosened his nose, and said to himself: "When I was three years old, I accidentally knocked over the fire and burned a street, God, you split me for three hours!"
"When I was five years old, I accidentally ate the second elder's favorite black dog, and you split me for half a day, thirty-eight thunders!"
"When I was seven years old, I just beat someone with a stick, and you hacked me for a day, a whole day!"
"More than a hundred thunderbolts in one day, if I weren't physically strong, I would have made you scorched human flesh!"
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"This kid, what do you do to anger and resent?" One by one, the bandits touched their chins and said, "He is struck by lightning every six months, he won't give God a green hat in his last life, right?"
"Whatever!" The tall bandit looked upright, raised his head and chest, and said: "A person like us who is righteous, handsome, and good at kung fu is impossible to be struck by lightning!"
He put his left hand on the shoulder of one bandit after another, and then looked at Zhen Simple, who wanted to cry without tears, with a sincere face, "Brother, don't worry, we are few beautiful men in the world, God will not be willing to split us!"
"Even, if we can have such a handsome face, maybe it's all God's favor!"
Bang!!!
A bolt of lightning swooped down, splitting into two in mid-air, and landed on the tall and short bandits with no doubt.
Suddenly, the two of them trembled continuously, as if they had been electrocuted, their mouths were stunned, and their eyes were white, like dead fish.
After a few moments, the thunder and lightning disappeared, and the hair of both of them stood on end, like sharp swords!
"Hu ......" one by one bandits highlighted a breath of black gas, covered in black, looking at Zhen Simple, Huo Ran cried suddenly, "Damn, what's going on!"
"How did you hack us?"
"Split them?" Zhen simply reacted, and immediately laughed, "Two fools, ugly people make a lot of mistakes, they deserve to be struck by lightning!"
"Two guys who are uglier than ghosts, after seeing you, do you dare to say that you are handsome!"
Zhen simply adjusted his emotions, stared at the two brothers who had turned into black charcoal, hooked his little finger, and looked innocent: "I tell you, it's not wrong to be ugly, it's wrong to think that you are very handsome, God can't stand it, so I will split you two!"
"Bastard!"
"Boy!"
The two brothers clenched their swords, and black gas continued to spew out from their mouths, and went straight to Zhen Simple.
While!!
While!!
The two crashed into the entrance of the cave and fell on all fours, nosebleeds.
"That's not right!" the short bandit got up, looked at Zhen Qing in the cave, touched it with his hand, touched an invisible barrier, and saw Zhen Qing in the cave, so he grabbed his hair and said, "What's the matter? Why can't we get in?"
The tall bandit stood up, touched it forward as well, calmed down, and said, "This is the formation barrier!"
"Formation barrier?"
Zhen Shan and one bandit after another exclaimed at the same time.
"How did I get in?" Zhen simply looked around, and it was pitch black and full of rocks. He turned around and looked behind him and found that the two bandits couldn't get in!
Ahead, a white light flickered, and Zhen was about to walk forward, when a flying knife suddenly flew out of the stone wall on the side.
Sou!!
Zhen simply dodged away, the sound of breaking the air sounded in his ears, and seven or eight flying knives flew in front of him.
"This is really in the formation!" Zhen simply stood up with a carp, turned around and dodged the flying knives on the iron plate bridge, and then looked ahead, there were dense flying knives, there were hundreds of handles, and he couldn't help but exclaim: "How is it possible!"
He said, "Ya, I can't hide!"
Sou!!!
A flying knife slashed through the back of Zhen Shan's hand, cutting through the skin.
Drip, drip!
Bright red blood dripped down, and when it landed on the ground, a cloud rose up, and the cloud instantly spread all around.
Qiang Qiang !!
Hundreds of flying knives landed at the same time, and the surrounding stone walls glowed with various lights, and then a throwing knife fell from the stone wall, almost piling up the road.
"It's your people who are here......"
A vicissitudes of sound came from all around, like an old man who was about to sit down, and his voice was very low