Chapter 14 The heavens will rain down a lot of dung on the bad guys

"Damn, I'm suffocating Lao Tzu on this bird mountain, all the stinky girls are still dead, especially that Ye Anzhen, pretending to be a chaste lev, do you really think that others don't know that she has a leg with Boss Deng?"

"Fei Shan, are we really okay to do this, what if we bump into someone?" The other one was a little more slender, but there was an indescribable obscenity at the corners of his eyes and eyebrows.

"I'm afraid of a fart, this road can't pass two people a day, this girl can't speak or read, and she can't talk to others when she's done, who knows what we've done?

The surnamed Chang chuckled and said, "That's not good, I also contributed, how can I take advantage of it?" It's a pity that this girl is too ugly......

Fei Shan sneered: "Anyway, you are satisfied with a female, you are ugly, go to Yanyun Peak to find Jiang Qingwen!"

The surnamed Chang was so frightened that he stopped tearing his dumb hand at that time, reached out to cover Fei Shan's mouth and said, "Are you crazy?"

Fei Shan blocked the other party's hand with his hand and smiled: "Look at your rat gall, you dare to do bad things? If I were the peak master of that Yanyun Peak, I would make sure that Jiang Qingwen's legs were so weak that she couldn't stand up every day. ”

After saying that, two lewd low laughter came.

Seeing this, Su Moyu understood everything, it turned out that it was two cowardly handymen who wanted to be rude and dumb.

This matter must be taken care of no matter what!

But the question is, if they really rush out, how much effect can they play? If those two people knew that they had broken their good deeds, would they kill people?

Su Moyu's brain was spinning fast at this time, and suddenly he had an idea, turned around and went to the side of the dung bucket, picked up the flat pole and deliberately shouted loudly: "Oops, oops~"

While shouting and staggering forward, when he came to the side of the mountain road, he suddenly fell on his stomach, and the two dung buckets fell down directly, and the foul-smelling dung buckets spun around in the air and smashed down. One was buckled on Fei Shan's head, and the other slipped farther, but it was also drenched in the surname Chang.

The dung rain fell from the sky, and anyone would be startled if they changed, especially Fei Shan, who was covered by the dung bucket, his eyes were dark, and the stench was full of all around, and there were cold things that drilled into the collar, so that he kept shouting in place, and the hand holding the dumb child was also released, and finally his foot stumbled on the stone and fell to the ground, and the dung bucket on his head fell.

At this time, Su Moyu made a frightened expression, climbed down the mountain road, and kept bowing to the two of them: "Ah, yes, yes, the two big brothers are sorry, the mountain road is too slippery, I don't have any luck with this foot, I tripped a little, and the bucket fell down as soon as I got out of my hand, I really didn't expect there to be someone below, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry!"

Fei Shan wiped his face with his hand, and after finally opening his eyes and seeing what he was doing, he retched. The one surnamed Chang on the other side was slightly better, jumped over and scolded: "Stinky boy, blind your dog's eyes!"

Su Moyu smiled and said: "Yes, yes, my eyes are really bad, I apologized to the two eldest brothers!"

The surnamed Chang glanced at Su Moyu up and down and said, "Are you the newcomer in the character room?"

Su Moyu nodded and said, "Yes, it turns out that my eldest brother recognizes me." ”

The surnamed Chang sneered: "Good boy, I was about to find fault with you but couldn't find it, but I actually committed it in the hands of my grandfather." ”

Su Moyu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Big brother, you calm down first." ”

Without waiting for the surname Chang to speak, Fei Shan stood up straight and scolded: "I'm calm, your grandmother is a third grandson!" raised his hand to beat, but the dung soup on the top of his head flowed down the corners of his forehead into his eyes, and suddenly lost his eyes again.

Looking at this scene, Su Moyu couldn't bear it anymore, smacked his lips and said, "Two big brothers, why don't you two go wash first?"

Fei Shan couldn't speak for a while, but the surname Chang stopped doing it, and scolded: "I have to kill you before washing!"

Su Moyu took a few steps back and said, "Big brother, don't, you see that I didn't mean it, and you see that there are girls watching over there, it's not good to say it...... And the two big brothers, what are you doing here?"

The surname Chang was already a little weak-hearted, and when he heard Su Moyu mention the dumb man standing on the side, he couldn't put down his raised hand, he turned his head and glanced back, and saw the dumb man standing aside, looking down and not daring to look at this side. But compared to herself and Fei Shan, this girl was lucky, and the dung soup almost didn't fall on her.

"What are we doing, didn't you see it just now?" surnamed Chang's eyes rolled and asked Su Moyu.

Su Moyu's head shook like a rattle, and said, "I just didn't stand and fell down the stone steps, if I hadn't heard the shouts of the two eldest brothers, I wouldn't have known that there were people here." ”

At this time, Fei Shan finally wiped his eyes, waved his hand and said to the surnamed Chang: "Old Chang, let's go wash and change our clothes first, and go back to Brother Tiehu to clean up this kid, anyway, I'm not afraid that he will run away." ”

The surname Chang hesitated for a moment, glanced back at the dumb child hiding next to him, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, boy, you wait!"

After speaking, the two of them helped each other up the mountain road and went far along the path.

After the two disappeared completely, Su Moyu let out a long sigh of relief, and when she turned her head to look at the mute, she found that she was also tilting her head to look at herself.

"Go quickly, go other ways, don't let them bump into each other again, and be careful in the future, don't be alone with them. Su Moyu tried his best to speak in a standard mouth shape.

The mute froze for a moment, then nodded, turned and walked a few steps, looked back at him again, and then limped into the mountain as fast as she could.

Su Moyu, who stayed in place, lifted the two dung buckets and said to himself: "That is, Master, I am both wise and brave, try someone else? That trick just now is really beautiful enough, do you have to have a name......?" It's better to let the heavens rain a lot of on the bad guys!

The cow is beautiful, but the dung soup here is a bit of a headache.

Deng Yulang had warned himself earlier, don't get dirty flowers and trees on the way to the mountain stream, although the flowers and plants here are not precious things, but if people see such a puddle of things here, it is still a little troublesome.

So he carefully brought a lot of dirt to cover it, so that it didn't look so disgusting, and then picked up the flat shoulder and walked back along the mountain road, but when he was halfway there, he saw a group of people coming not far away, led by the big man Wang Tiehu, and followed by Fei Shan and the surnamed Chang.

When the two sides were still a hundred and ten zhang apart, Fei Shan pointed at Su Moyu and said, "Where is that kid!"