Chapter 64: The Greatest Crisis in the History of the Traveler
This internal meeting finally ended with the non-combat attrition of the participants.
It was Lana who hung back to the city, she laughed too long and too intensely, and finally led to suffocation and death, which was tragic in terms of death, but after the resurrection in the castle hall, her first reaction was still laughter, and the laughter surprised Sanyu and the others next to her, and asked what happened.
And when they learned the reason for Lana's wild laughter, one counted as one, and everyone burst out laughing.
You can't blame them for not being sympathetic, it's really ...... It's kind of hilarious.
Yunero has always emphasized that "I won't marry a lizardman", but unconsciously, his aesthetic has been seriously deviated, from the level of a normal person directly to Java, this kind of thing......
After a few moments, Loma suddenly exclaimed in horror, "Damn!
The laughing crowd stopped and looked at him suspiciously.
"Don't laugh, think for yourself, what characteristics do you think you should have in your appearance?" said Loma exclaimed, "Don't talk to each other, figure it out on your own." ”
Everyone pondered in confusion, and after a while, the faces of more than one person became ugly.
"it!"
"There's a ghost!
"No way! This can't be!
“...... God, God, Jesus Christ, Virgin Mary, how could this be......"
"Over the years, I haven't memorized a complete scripture, I have thrown away morning and evening classes, and in recent years, I have simply not kept the precepts, is this the Three Qing Dao Zun punishing me?"
"Could it be that I was punished by Hu Da for giving up my religious beliefs and joining the party? Impossible! Even the believers should also pursue progress, and Hu Da will not care about me for such a trivial matter...... Or do I eat too much pork, or drink too much wine? No, either I stole something, or I never fast, I don't spread the teachings?...... When I think about it, I seem to have broken all the precepts...... No, I don't believe in religion! I'm an atheist! Marxism-Leninism is on top, and the evil devils are quickly retreating!"
For a while, there was chaos in the castle hall, and many people were in a panic, like ants on a hot pot.
There are also many people who are not affected, and Chang Sanyu is one of them. He pondered for a moment, nodded, and was very satisfied with his aesthetics, and then looked at everyone's embarrassed appearance, and couldn't help but sigh.
"What should I do?" asked Wang Tuhao, who was also basically unaffected next to him.
"What can I do?" Sanyu shook his head, "It's really unthinkable—maybe in a few years, they'll get used to it." ”
Wang Tuhao looked at the partners who were yelling and fighting against the obviously abnormal aesthetics in his heart, and couldn't help but sigh deeply, and then he smiled unkindly.
"One thing suddenly occurred to me. He said, "These are actually quite good, like the ...... of the Shawn who were originally men, but turned into women because of the use of women's names."
Sanyu was silent for a moment and sighed: "Lao Wang, it's hard to dismantle it!"
Also "people are struggling to dismantle" is Yunero, who is sitting alone in the conference room.
[What should I do if I want to die: ...... Cold Wind (Aaron), people can't be demolished!]
[I'm going to let myself go!: No way, it's kind of funny. Didn't you swear that you wouldn't marry a lizardman?
[What should I do if I want to die: Don't say it! I want to die!]
[I'm going to let myself go!: Okay, let's not talk about this stubble. But I can tell you in all seriousness that marrying Princess Fisna is good for you and for her. 】
[What should I do if I want to die: I know, but ...... I wonder if I am like this now, do I still have the face to ask for a kiss?]
[I want to let go of myself!: I think it's precisely because your aesthetics have begun to have problems now, especially when your aesthetics haven't collapsed, hurry up and find a wife who conforms to human aesthetics. In this way, we can at least try to save - the problem of aesthetics, on the one hand, is related to race, and on the other hand, it is also related to one's own living environment. Most of the people around you look like lizardmen, so of course you'll be influenced by them. If you have a beautiful human wife, it might help you. 】
[What should I do if I want to die: Are you serious?]
[I'm going to let myself go!: It's just speculation, and to be honest, I'm not sure. But in your current situation, unless you break the jar and decide to marry the lizardman's wife, you should die no matter what. Even if the salted fish has to be turned over, you are ready to be a seared salted fish with peace of mind?]
[What should I do if I want to die: ...... You're right! I can't just give up! I'm going to try to fight for it, maybe my aesthetic can be saved!]
[I want to let myself go!: This attitude is right!And if you think about it carefully, there is actually evidence for my idea...... He is an ichthyosaur, and his aesthetic should be inclined to dragons, but what he likes is Katarina, and Katarina's appearance has nothing to do with dragons. 】
[What should I do if I want to die: Yes, yes, yes! When you say that, I think about it is indeed this truth! He is a good proof!]
[I want to let myself go!: So, it's man-made. Although you wake up a little late, as long as the aesthetic is not completely distorted and you can realize that something is wrong, then there is still a way to save it. Therefore, marrying Princess Fisna is not only a political issue for you, but also a major event related to your vital interests and your lifelong happiness!]
[What should I do if I want to die: You're so right! Or are you smart and assertive! I'll listen to you!]
Yunero and Aaron, who didn't know where he was, were talking to each other, and the panda was naturally completely unaware.
Now, he's lying in bed, pondering his own aesthetic questions.
(What should the woman I like look like?)
He thought about it for a moment, then shook his head.
It seems that there is nothing particularly worthy of liking, whether it is the burly and sturdy hairy female man admired by the orcs, or the beautiful breasts and bee waist and buttocks that humans like, or what "picturesque eyebrows, looking forward to affection"...... It didn't seem to make him feel excited.
He carefully recalled the films he had watched before the crossing, whether it was European and American or Dongying, it seemed to be like that, nothing particularly exciting.
(Well, it seems that I am probably unaffected, it should be that I have deep concentration and extraordinary cultivation...... There are still benefits to practicing martial arts!Isn't it hilarious to have a problem like Yunero!)
So the panda finally settled down, closed his eyes in satisfaction, and soon let out a slight snoring sound......